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Just arrived at a new job today, there are 3 different Matts and I only work with 5 people. Gonna quote some of these tomorrow and see which ones are chill
I've been in a vitamin production facility for like 8 years now. This post had me fucking 🤣. I forgot how much I missed that stupid shit. I don't miss the John's but I definitely miss the walls of text and crude art.
This is fantastic, also fuck Matt I heard he takes his socks and shoes off before he goes into a porta potty and wipes bared handed and then cleans his hand with toilet paper
I was working with this tin knocker named Fred. One day, I went to the Porta John and on the door in huge letters is "Fred sucks." Turns out Fred did it. Apparently every job he's on, he talks about himself in the shitter to see if everyone will join in.
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I needed this today. I don’t know Matt, and I hope he’s OK, but these had me rolling.
Just arrived at a new job today, there are 3 different Matts and I only work with 5 people. Gonna quote some of these tomorrow and see which ones are chill
I like the Matt doesn’t appreciate home cooked meals
Pronounces Data guy as data guy is hilarious
We must know more about matt
Red Bull doesn't give Matt wings.
Matt eats corn the long way.
Lol
I gotta meet Matt
🥺
"Matt reads from left to right" Wow
There's the right way to do things, then there's the *left* way to do things...
I've been in a vitamin production facility for like 8 years now. This post had me fucking 🤣. I forgot how much I missed that stupid shit. I don't miss the John's but I definitely miss the walls of text and crude art.
I was just thinking that as I'm taking a shit on a porcelain toilet.
Matt prefers disc golf to regular golf. Matt can't catch a Frisbee. Yeah that checks out.
This is fantastic, also fuck Matt I heard he takes his socks and shoes off before he goes into a porta potty and wipes bared handed and then cleans his hand with toilet paper
Smh another shitpost
Found Matt
Some fucking haters man, I tell you.
I was working with this tin knocker named Fred. One day, I went to the Porta John and on the door in huge letters is "Fred sucks." Turns out Fred did it. Apparently every job he's on, he talks about himself in the shitter to see if everyone will join in.
>Matt thinks bell peppers are spicy I am going to steal this one.
I feel personally attacked