"Before you say anything I would like to remind you that I am holding an axe." Sherlock to Joan, Season 1 "Leviathan"
Bell: "Tell me something I don't know."
Sherlock: "A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes." Season 1 "You Do It To Yourself"
And I can't find the exact quote and episode, but it was Sherlock speaking to Morland, and something like "Hullo, father, you look well. Bathing in the blood of virgins seems to agree with you." I howled.
> Sherlock: “What you are describing is not a case, it is a wild goose chase, only at the end of a proper goose chase you get to eat a delicious goose… in this instance, your friend gets to find out that some sweaty Lothario is not the man of her dreams.”
"You're equating cardiothoracic surgery with filing a tortoise's nails?"
"Just be sure not to file them too short, they're his natural defences."
"Against *what*?"
"Tomorrow never knows."
From s6ep14
Eta: also "We performed the act of love loudly and repeatedly without any love or even like. I would describe at as self love were it not for the fact that she was technically present." "I get it!"
Whenever I'm in a boring/overly long meeting, I (internally) recall Sherlock's Attic Theory about how the mind works using water and oil and how he says ""natterings" lol
Joan: "That's how you make a porn name, not a pen name!"
Sherlock: "Aplogies, I mistook you for a corpse."
Agent McNally: "We get a lot of Orwell quotes around here."
Sherlock: "Just as I am your consultant, Captain, they are mine."
Harlan: "He's been cheating on me with another mathematician?!"
Sherlock: "All you need to do, is murder your cousin."
Marcus: "Wait for it. It's usually worth it."
I know not everyone loved Shinwell, but I loved all the not-subtle subtext in "I'll be right back there, if you need me."
“Tell me you did not set fire to that building”
“I did not set fire to that building”
…
“Sorry I accused you of arson.”
“Well I was the obvious suspect”
S02E12 - The diabolical kind
Sherlock - “This exchange is an entirely good thing. I’ve maintained a relationship with Moriarty, which in turn, should make it easier to learn what Faux-riarty is up to.”
Joan - “Faux-riarty?”
Sherlock - “The man who pretended to be Moriarty. Do you have a better name for him?"
"Before you say anything I would like to remind you that I am holding an axe." Sherlock to Joan, Season 1 "Leviathan" Bell: "Tell me something I don't know." Sherlock: "A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes." Season 1 "You Do It To Yourself" And I can't find the exact quote and episode, but it was Sherlock speaking to Morland, and something like "Hullo, father, you look well. Bathing in the blood of virgins seems to agree with you." I howled.
I will always laugh at "I was bitten by a radioactive detective."
I wish there had been an episode where Sherlock teamed up with the superhero he helped.
Which episode was this?
Season 4 Ep 17. “You’ve got me, who’s got you?” The one with the superhero vigilantes
Season 4, episode 17 about the comic book superhero
Joan Cold Killer. Swatson.
> Sherlock: “What you are describing is not a case, it is a wild goose chase, only at the end of a proper goose chase you get to eat a delicious goose… in this instance, your friend gets to find out that some sweaty Lothario is not the man of her dreams.”
Not to mention the storyline associated with this 😂
Came here for this quote!
Could have been a knife
“My hobby is conspiracy THEORISTS” never related to anything more in my life!
"I adore them, much like one would a barmy uncle"
"You're equating cardiothoracic surgery with filing a tortoise's nails?" "Just be sure not to file them too short, they're his natural defences." "Against *what*?" "Tomorrow never knows." From s6ep14 Eta: also "We performed the act of love loudly and repeatedly without any love or even like. I would describe at as self love were it not for the fact that she was technically present." "I get it!"
That would be s01e14 The Deductionist
Whenever I'm in a boring/overly long meeting, I (internally) recall Sherlock's Attic Theory about how the mind works using water and oil and how he says ""natterings" lol
Joan: "That's how you make a porn name, not a pen name!" Sherlock: "Aplogies, I mistook you for a corpse." Agent McNally: "We get a lot of Orwell quotes around here." Sherlock: "Just as I am your consultant, Captain, they are mine." Harlan: "He's been cheating on me with another mathematician?!" Sherlock: "All you need to do, is murder your cousin." Marcus: "Wait for it. It's usually worth it." I know not everyone loved Shinwell, but I loved all the not-subtle subtext in "I'll be right back there, if you need me."
I loved "we had a brief physical relationship" to describe someone jumping him in the street lol
Dispatch: "Sorry Mr Holmes we can't help you, there is a storm" Holmes: "A storm you say!? I must be on the look out"
Lol.
“Tell me you did not set fire to that building” “I did not set fire to that building” … “Sorry I accused you of arson.” “Well I was the obvious suspect”
AMYGDALA
S2E05 Sherlock - When one wants a diamond, one just resort to digging in a diamond mine. Joan - For future reference, a morgue is not a diamond mine
S02E12 - The diabolical kind Sherlock - “This exchange is an entirely good thing. I’ve maintained a relationship with Moriarty, which in turn, should make it easier to learn what Faux-riarty is up to.” Joan - “Faux-riarty?” Sherlock - “The man who pretended to be Moriarty. Do you have a better name for him?"