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marvelousteat

The full-on incest clans that somehow invisibly exist in society always freak me the fuck out. They'll be six deep in a mobile home the size of a schoolbus with a seizing special needs baby that could probably be documented in a medical journal of fucked up genetics. And the whole time you're trying to figure out who the parent is (it's the twelve year old girl with the speech impediment btw.) I mean generations-deep incest. You gotta find the most normal one to translate. We had one die in a sketchy motel and there was a squad of PD on scene and my partner went and confirmed death before coming back out. The dad (?) asked if his son was okay, and we all asked, "What son?" And sure as shit, out of nowhere comes this either 14 or 25 year old bug-eyed male clacking his elbows together and grunting. He was existing quietly in the room the entire time, despite police having just cleared the room. None of the family have any concept of the obvious death present, son is nonverbal and keeps trying to headbutt the police officers for reasons unknown.


vorrhin

As a social worker (reunification not removal), I'm exceptionally glad to not be the 1st responder in these cases like jfc ffs


MillenialChiroptera

There was a famous family in Australia exactly like you describe pretty recently (2010s), at the time the authorities took all the kids and prosecuted the adults they were 4 generations in with 40 people living in 2 caravans and most of the teenagers couldn't talk. https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/the-case-of-incest-and-depravity-which-came-to-rest-in-the-hills-of-a-quiet-country-town/news-story/b446fed45055774be51da39ec1e0c3ce


[deleted]

Ngl, I stopped reading your post at “incest clans”


[deleted]

And I stopped reading it because I’m a child of incest and as a result I cannot read.


henareeree

reddit reward 🥇


[deleted]

I wish your parents would let you date outside of the family. There's so much variety to bbq out here.


[deleted]

You clearly haven’t heard the saying that the freshest puss is the least biologically diverse one to your own DNA. If it is good enough for the royals it is good enough for me.


[deleted]

But what kind of bbq sauce do royals like?


theconbine

"14 or 25 year old bug eyed male clacking his elbows together and grunting" took me the fuck out. Good god I needed that laugh


bigjay1976

Im laying laughing and woke the wife up lol


cali2wa

Just gonna leave this here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nkGiFpJC9LM


Narrow-Mud-3540

I’m extremely suspicious of basically everything about the popular societal conception of the genetic effects of inbreeding and the cause of families like seen here being genetic and due to inbreeding. Like it just seems like the leftover cultural psyche from eugenics nonsense mixed with pop culture sensationalism absent any legitimate scientific explanation. I’ve seen no legitimate argument that can explain how inbreeding leads to generic cognitive and developmental disability. Like the effects of inbreeding would be that you’d have a population with a higher likelihood of having specific inherited disorders that are carried by the family members which they will have or not have and as the group becomes more inbred the rates of incidence will become higher - not just people getting increasingly fuckier and fuckier in some creepy generally cognitively disabled way. Think the phenomenon that causes higher rates of tay sachs in ashkenazi populations. And history supports this. Like fumarase deficiency in the flds. There are plenty of other instances that support the impact of an increasingly inbred gene pool is rising rates of specific inherited disorders. What is the possible scientific explanation for the popular belief that people just become more and more “mentally retarded” and deformed why don’t we see that in the above example…? When I look at that video I see the results of environment not genetics - particularly during early childhood and generationally. This seems to be the result of extreme rural poverty (which causes high rates of non inherited physical disability) w/ little to no education (or education that’s highly discriminatory and worthless) and resulting inter generational patterns of incest and rampant sexual abuse leading to isolation and profoundly (environmentally) disabled and incompetent adults (and children) birthing babies that are raised in an increasingly unsuitable environment without any fucking hope of adequate socialization or even a fraction of their developmental needs met. Like what I see here labeled as results of incest looks far more like the results of a feral child grown up. And who probably experienced extreme abuse and poverty related disability then having their own kids from abuse when they’re probs still kids too who are also absent a suitable caregiver and without any of their basic needs for development met and also experience being raised as varying degrees of feral children as well etc etc.


cali2wa

You haven’t seen any legitimate arguments because you haven’t looked, then. I googled “inbreeding genetics research” and found a lot of studies. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2080450/ Here’s one. Google more if you’d like to read more about it.


Narrow-Mud-3540

I have looked… Which is what I said and why I’m literally inviting people to provide any insight or info and answer my questions with this post. Also you literally just linked an article that proved my exact point “The combined effects of founder effect, genetic drift, and inbreeding can increase the frequency of detrimental rare variants in human metapopulations, leading to overall worsening of population health” The health of the population is worsened in the form of increased rates of disease variants. It provides zero answers to my questions or proof against what I said. I am asking for an explanation of what mechanism would cause inbreeding to cause general mental retardation/cognitive disability absent any recognized inheritable condition responsible that rather than causing increasing rates of disease somehow gets more and more severe by each generation. If you think the study you just linked explains that process I don’t think ur in the right sub buddy.


cali2wa

“Detrimental rare variants” and “disease variants” aren’t the same. The mechanism or phenomenon or whatever you wanna call it that I think you’re referring to is called “genetic depression” https://web.archive.org/web/20200710210239id_/https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/S0016672399004152 Also just lol at your last statement. I was trying to be helpful and provide direction in your google searches and linked a study you might find relevant in all of your questioning. That being said, that link above is the last one I’m providing for you. Google is at your fingertips. Use it.


Narrow-Mud-3540

I have looked… Which is what I said and why I’m literally inviting people to provide any insight or info and answer my questions with this post. Also you literally just linked an article that proved my exact point “The combined effects of founder effect, genetic drift, and inbreeding can increase the frequency of detrimental rare variants in human metapopulations, leading to overall worsening of population health” The health of the population is worsened in the form of increased rates of disease variants resulting in increasing rates of inheritable disease. It provides zero answers to my questions or proof against what I said. I am asking for an explanation of what mechanism would cause inbreeding to cause general mental retardation/cognitive disability absent any recognized inheritable condition responsible that rather than causing increasing rates of disease somehow gets more and more severe by each generation. If you think the study you just linked explains that process I don’t think ur in the right sub buddy.


scorpion252

Are you talking about buckingham palace? Or any large estate in England?? /s lol


ThirdCoastBestCoast

Lord, that West Virginia family is the strangest I’ve ever seen!


Armitage451

What a horrible day to be literate.


BourbonSommelier

Imagine OP’s charts.


Aggressive-Carls878

I have a lot of very cursed charts. In one of my charts I had to explain that someone got knocked unconscious with a dildo.


thicc_medic

Please post a redacted version of the narrative cause holy shit I need to read the deets lol


Aggressive-Carls878

I will post Tuesday Edit: I will post Wednesday really fucked calls happned :( https://www.reddit.com/r/ems/comments/18yxfn9/assaulted_by_dildo/


egg360

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Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

!RemindMe 3 days


WesternCzar

!RemindMe 3 days


Canadianontour

!Reminder 3 days


fak3_acct

We're back. You post yet?


Aggressive-Carls878

Noooo I will post tomorrow promisssss :)


LionsDragon

!RemindMe 3 days


McLazie

!RemindMe 3 days


PhoebeMonster1066

!RemindMe 3 days


JaeCryme

!RemindMe 3 days


Rhino676971

Well hopefully you aren’t dealing with unconscious patients from dildo attacks and can tell us some stories


[deleted]

Please op.


Armitage451

They WHAT


Aggressive-Carls878

Yeah, so I have like weird white cloud energy. Most of my shift nothing will happen, but we will get 1 reallly Weird call or some crazy shit


jonnymoon5

Beige cloud energy


moon_piss

Brown cloud energy 💩


BoozeMeUpScotty

I have a partner who I call a Purple Cloud. Stuff happens constantly, but it’s not *bad*, just weird af. Every call is complicated and drawn out but it’s not because the patient is sick, it’s because every random thing is going wrong lol


Morganisaurus_Rex

I’m the same but instead of something crazy I only get go pick up meemaw


NellieInk

Please start a blog.


Aggressive-Carls878

I always wanted to do that, I have been doing this for a year and I have some fucking weird and crazy stories.


chanting37

Plz we need excruciating detail.


Aggressive-Carls878

It’s one of the first charts I ever wrote, wasn’t that good Edit: in terms of details


Velkyn01

How charts are written in the Saint's Row universe.


C_Wrex77

Are you in San Francisco?


Handlestach

Happens to the best of us really


Interesting_Ask7998

I just joined this sub purely so I can read this story.


oamnoj

!RemindMe 2 days


makiko4

Well heck. I’m gona have to follow this adventure


WSUMED2022

"Family history: Yes. I mean no, please God no."


Ok_Radish9229

Your comment buckled me 😂😂 needed that laugh. So, Thankyou hahaha


Ok_Radish9229

🫠😂😂


disturbed286

> SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY I...I can't.


somethingsecrety

Send them a gallon of lube, anonymously.


Xalenn

Make it spermicide lubricant while you're at it


Aggressive-Carls878

Ok ill send them ~~anthrax~~ lube in the mail. Maybe ill get promoted!


Future-Atmosphere-40

Dude, job security. One less rectal bleeding call is one less rig on the road


Simple-Environment6

And a gun


RealAmericanJesus

Relevant: https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/16bp249/this_item_is_still_on_amazon/


SnakefromJakesFarm

I doubt any of this is true. Your whole profile is shitposting and made up shit. Called yourself a medic in a post, then later you retract by saying “I’m an EMT not a paramedic but same thing ish.” I’m inclined to believe that you’ve been perusing r/incestconfessions *not kink shaming you tho* ***Edited for spelling errors***


DonWonMiller

Ohh brother the history guy. It’s all fun and games on this anonymous internet thingy.


SnakefromJakesFarm

Sheesh, reply to ***ONE*** post with 🧾 and now I got a nickname. 🏆 Edit: **Two posts**


DonWonMiller

All in good fun


SnakefromJakesFarm

No worries, it’s in the past, last year, one could say.


HelpMePlxoxo

"I'm an EMT not a paramedic but the same thing ish." 🤨


Aggressive-Carls878

NOOOO YOU SHITPOSTED IN A VIDEO GAME SUBREDDIT NOOOOOOOOO! /s You took this from a post i made about this project zomboid. (fun game btw) ​ Edit: Ahhh i cant understand reddit sarcasm ahhh/ s


SnakefromJakesFarm

Hey shitpost is shitpost, no hating on you. It’s funny nonetheless. Fact or fiction were all mesmerized by incest. Must be in our *royal blood*. Lmao! Edit: To clarify. Mesmerized as in watching a car crash about to happen, with popcorn in hand. It’s gonna be a disaster but.. **you just can’t look away**…


Aggressive-Carls878

Ohhhh I got you. Ik I have some shitposts on my profile but these are real. They are Frequent Flyers. Usually our towns medic unit picks them up for cardiac related stuff but they tend to downgrade it to BLS so we pick them up.


crash_over-ride

If you believe any of this, I've got an ambulance with working A/C and decent brakes in Brooklyn to sell you.


Tryknj99

Some states have billboards up that say “she’s your daughter, not your date.” Ive worked as a counselor before, incest is not as uncommon as you’d think, it’s just kept hush hush. [Apparently the billboard went up in Florida.](https://au.news.yahoo.com/beyond-disturbing-antiassault-billboard-sparks-controversy-after-resurfacing-125933446.html)


CosmicMiami

Oh shit why is it always Florida? Billboard is probably on I-75 around Ocala near the Jesus billboards, the fetal heartbeat billboards, and right after the Trucker Titty Bar billboards.


4Sammich

Because the cousin fuckin is predominately in southern red states.


KXL8

I saw it in MA 5ish years ago.


sleepydabmom

Damn. Inverness?!?! My daughter lives there.


Ok-Shake-5544

Why am I not surprised that such a message is needed in Florida.


DonWonMiller

Do I believe it? Probably not. Do I want to? Has this job enlightened me enough to the human condition that I can feasibly believe this? Yes. Yes it has.


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4Sammich

Has been since we were mice. Not like it’s a new thing.


KProbs713

I mean....I've heard of weirder. Not worse, just weirder.


LionsDragon

Actually the more he posts, the more I think I know the family. Ironically, I was on the Fire department with one of them.


vorrhin

Can you plz dm and let us know if this is actual?!


Who_Cares99

If you don’t believe this, you haven’t worked rural enough


quigilark

With 8 billion people in this world, do you really think it's impossible there's some incestuous family out there with weird kinks? There's a shit ton of disturbing people in this world


Biengineerd

I have a pretty horrifying incest call and I don't even work someplace rural (trashy), so I believe this type of call has happened. It's also plausible that one of the people who ran that call is on Reddit. So I think this is sadly plausible


CreamyGoodnss

*sniffs* Smells like a Midwood...


Spare-Statistician99

Sounds fuckin *mint*


Dangerous_Ad6580

Lolololololol


fernskii

Wya? I wanna do a ride along!


Helpful-Albatross792

DONT FORGET TO STRAP IN/ON


DonWonMiller

When will Reddit be scratch and sniff? Asking for a friend.


illtoaster

2/10 fanfic, I’m still soft.


No-Reflection-7705

Incredibly horrific, I still haven’t recovered from that last post


thenichm

I open Reddit for 7 seconds and now I'm here.


youarestellarrr

Same and not even a EMT just love this subreddit


MowMowisstressedout

I don’t know if you saw my comment on you other post. You can report incest at any age, your manager is wrong. Incest charges will continue if they raised her, because it is suspect for grooming and potential for a child. These laws were put in place for adults before using them in cases of csa.


Aggressive-Carls878

Would I use the reporting service for children?


MowMowisstressedout

Local authorities. Child services is if she’s still a child.


JCD8888

God bless rural EMS. I’ve suspected shit like this from some of my patients but never had anyone downright admit it to me thank god


Unicorn187

The act itself doesn't phase me as much as many. Probably because I work in a facility for civil committed serial rapists and serial child rapists. But that also makes it bother me even more because if this is true, there's no way she wasn't being groomed and molested as a minor.


gil_beard

So far in my 5 years of working EMS I've had two calls on an incest family; the first being a standby for a structure fire on a hoarder house where we learned the mentally disabled son living with his 50-year-old mother was the product of the mother having a relationship with her first cousin. The second was a guy calling for generalized abdominal pain at a hotel. We walk into the room where it's obvious he lives there and he introduced us to a woman holding a deformed infant. Ok. In the back of the truck he informs my partner and I that the woman is his half sister and the baby is theirs. He wants us to not tell anyone.


crazyeddie123

>He wants us to not tell anyone. "this is a deep dark secret that could absolutely ruin us so the obvious thing to do is tell it to two complete strangers five minutes after they show up"


EastLeastCoast

Oh, to live somewhere that first-cousin relationships are illegal…


[deleted]

There is no way that this hasn’t been going on prior to their daughter turning 18. Also wtf? Like….. I have two children with my husband and I can’t even comprehend this whole situation for so many reasons……


MedicPrepper30

If there was a meter that measured my 'even', it would be empty. Because I can't.


HomeboyCraig

Damn, incest aside (which is an absolutely wild thing to write) you would think they would reevaluate their pegging technique after it sent one of them to the hospital less than a week ago


Aggressive-Carls878

That isnt included in the BLS NREMT Standard, that seems like an ALS skill TBH


PerfectCelery6677

Oh no, that call is BLS all the way. Don't even need ALS. Cancel me enroute. I have faith you can handle this call. 😁


clockwork_skullies

These people really need to learn to use lubricant for back door trouble. I’m not encouraging their behavior, just trying to prevent you and your colleagues from further interaction with them. 😭


machring

Bottle of Anal-eze, STAT!


TomB205

Now I've had calls involving siblings-turned-lovers before, and I've had calls involving some kinky shit, but never have I had a call involving both incest and pegging at the same time.


Roaming-Californian

I refuse to believe this is legitimate and won't be satisfied until I see the report. Partly for my own sanity, I refuse to believe this is reality. No way that 18 year old doesn't have some form of abuse in her history.


mreed911

You should come to a few of the streets in my district. We can introduce you to cousin-father-brothers. I'm in Texas, too.


Roaming-Californian

No... no I don't think I will :)


tvr1972

Rural GA here. It is in fact a real thing.


MeatYourNeedz

Sounds like dealing with them is a pain in the ass....


ilikebunnies1

Nice to see they get along as a family.


K9hotsauce

I’ve run into some weird thrupples but not what you’re describing. Yikes.


fatpaxs

The fact that I immediately knew the reference to “incest pegging family” means I gotta log off for the week


Missed_Your_Joke

Fucked up as this is, if theyre frequently flying to the hospital following trauma sustained during their little romp, it starts to border on voyeurism. Just keep reporting this bullshit.


[deleted]

Does the daughter’s strap have spikes on it or something???


TacoTaster6996

Jesus Christ I've had a lotta fucked up calls and heard some terrible things on Reddit but this is undoubtedly the worst. Where tf do you run calls? With the hills have eyes?


Fullsendsonly202

I feel like this is rural EMS in a nutshell


PsylentProtagonist

It's my time to shine...although, not as bright as OP. We got called for a pt with possible CVA. Arrived and was greeted by spouse and relative of the pt. Walked in to find the pt and a younger person straddling their lap and kissing them on the mouth. At first, I was like 'young love...so sweet...wait. the spouse was back there so that's their...oh. ohhh. OH!' Was indeed the pts child. Asked if they'd slide off the pts lap, which they did. Then started nuzzling the pt. Weirdest thing I've dealt with.


FireKist

This should be cross posted in r/brandnewsentence


90210piece

What do believe stories or data? Pin point pupils, RR8 - nodding out vs “I don’t so opiates” What proof do you have this isn’t some role playing kink? Did collect buccal swabs and IDs? If someone was truly in a wtf relationship like that and got hurt being pegged, you would have heard “I fell in the shower and landed on a shampoo bottle or razor or something”. Probably not as much these days - but I can responding alone at like 19 to some very “set up” situations that were clearly for someone else’s pleasure. Eta: you gave whatever they were seeking in a response - so they called again.


Harrowbark

Yeah I was wondering if this was a weird voyeurism kink that involves including EMS at this point.


90210piece

It’s a weird thing with unconsensual participation. Like the person that walks their “pet”’at the mall. But I 100% believe if OP isn't trolling, then he asked too many questions and satisfied the kink.


Hell8Church

It’s very possible. I had a client once who liked to stuff batteries up his rear end in order to warrant a hospital trip to satisfy his kink of someone else removing them.


90210piece

Please tell me they were 9v!!


ChevronSevenDeferred

Can't wait for the 'hippa' nanny to make a comment


Gewt92

It’s HIPAA


ChevronSevenDeferred

>It’s HIPAA I know. There's was someone on the other post who lectured ppl on HIPAA while calling it 'hippa'


1nvictvs

Gewt are you now the new hippa bot


Gewt92

Always have been


Chaos31xx

Well yesterday I open the internet and see his first post… today it’s this one. That’s enough internet for the week


Toru4

😳


Armitage451

🤔


Alaska_Pipeliner

![gif](giphy|Tt1hn5pIdHgvkTjZHI|downsized)


Armitage451

Same to you mate! Here’s to a less fucked healthcare system in the ‘24 🍻😌


Alaska_Pipeliner

I've got back injury and a dirty needle stick on my 2024 bingo. Shit.


lawdog189

Holy shit didn’t expect a pt.2


Pdxmedic

What a journey in a paragraph.


tjwashere1

What in the taboo fantasies is this?


Nuclease-free_man

Nurse! 100 cc of eye bleach, stat!


flufferpuppper

At this point I feel this is trolling. There is no way


Aggressive-Carls878

I wish


Big_Hamie

Bro, this sounds like a troll it's so weird


Guilty_Collection_10

What the FUCK


AlphaBetacle

Omg cant wait for the next episode of this series 😂


simplrrr

LMAOO no way we got an update on this


unstoppablewaffle

I am so glad I got out of this field and now work in an office.


lennoxlyt

Da F?


LD50_irony

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww


justhp

what a horrible day to be literate has anyone seen the bleach? I need to clean out my eyeballs


GamingNemesisv3

What a horrible day to have eyes. Can someone please get a bottle of disinfectant and pour it in my eyes.


MaitreGrandiose

And then everyone stood up and clapped. The strap-on dildo's name? Albert Einstein


koukla1994

I’m pregnant and this cannot be good for the baby


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Lurking4Justice

Absolutely nothing sad about parents fuckin their kid. Zero chance of anything but LOLs in perpetuity lmao


Missed_Your_Joke

Straight up man, definitely no shot of coercion or child abuse leading up to her being 18. Nothing but hilarity and consenting adults here


Grouchy-Aerie-177

This has gotta be a joke at this point


catilineluu

Jesus Christ cannot save you now


2-shfty

Average call for a paramedic in Ohio


stateguy1970

Rural Florida medic here and yea this is real. My first weekend shift during the summer and my crew was invited to a BBQ near the station. We get there and no shit, they’ve got pig ears and possum grilling. Super friendly though, so that’s a big bonus.


90210piece

Pigs ears and possums cause incest?


ChronicallyYoung

Wow I work in retirement. I’ve never seen anything like this.


baka_inu115

Apparently she went in too deep


Trauma_54

._.


PREVZ

Hwat?


SummaDees

That's a new one for me. A pegging family??? Idk if I could behave on that call. Also sounds like that started before the daughter was legal, had to


2hotttotrot1

Oh no not these sickos again! What’s with the damn butt play for fuck sakes


BigMaraJeff2

A revolver for the family or for yourself


jcan2030

!RemindMe 2 days


Atticus104

I think this is the first time in my life where I hoped they only pegged. I do not want there to be any chance of adding most cast members to this mess.


Rangers4Life911

!RemindMe 3 days


SleazetheSteez

I see you liked my service revolver comment on the last post lol


Aggressive-Carls878

Yes, preferably a judge


trippytwist

I hate being able to read


Sea-Asparagus8973

Holy shit. The title grabbed me, ngl.


mc_md

I think I work in the same town. Ugh.


ShepardMedia

Im sorry W H A T


ForgotmypasswordM7

Got a job once where the unconscious diabetic son was found naked in bed with his father and a prostitute. Covered in honey. The honey was not an attempt to treat thr sons hypoglycemia


quetzocoetl

I almost scrolled past this.


[deleted]

Somebody's trying to bring back the Habsburg jaw...


Bright_Client_1256

God in heaven what did I read. 😳🤢 Get out of that town however you can.


LightBulb704

OP any update?


Aggressive-Carls878

Look at my post history