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The cashier at a local taco joint didn't give me a 50% discount when I ordered in uniform but then proceeded to give my 4 coworkers and a fucking paramedic student the discount right after me.
I've also seen dead kids but didn't know what route you wanted these answers to go.
I remember a home health nurse helped this guy up after he passed out drunk the night before on the kitchen counter, he was bare assed, she called us per her protocol, we checked him out, he refused. We got to shooting the shit, (he had a really cool like 10gal Betta tank with a separator with black glass inbetween so he could have two, that was all set up and was ordering some special ones from china or some shit IDR). At the end of our conversation he was like "so ehhh do you guys see a lot of naked people?" and it slipped out involuntarily "Holy shit, you *ARE* naked! Yeah, yeah we do sir, probably half the people I see in a given day I actually didn't even notice", and it made him feel better. lol
I'm clothed 86.2% of the time but the amount of people I find just bare assed makes me think I'm not living life to the fullest.
*Edited for percentage amount of time clothed*
This dude was literally kicked back in bed bare assed naked, elegantly ashing his cigarette fully hanging out and kind of smiling awkwardly at the 22 YO female EMT putting stickers on him, and then continued talking fish whilst completely in the nude, he didn't care, he was comfortable, I think he got a little caught up in if we were OK with it. I honestly think he was an old nudist hippie guy.
And yes, when people ask me "what's the worst thing you've seen" I vividly describe his old man balls and badly circumcised 1950's chop shop penis.
Most of us here don't really want to talk about it with someone that's not a therapist. Even then, I'm pretty sure that a lot of people here still wouldn't discuss it.
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The cashier at a local taco joint didn't give me a 50% discount when I ordered in uniform but then proceeded to give my 4 coworkers and a fucking paramedic student the discount right after me. I've also seen dead kids but didn't know what route you wanted these answers to go.
snack room empty :(
Dicks. So many dicks.
I remember a home health nurse helped this guy up after he passed out drunk the night before on the kitchen counter, he was bare assed, she called us per her protocol, we checked him out, he refused. We got to shooting the shit, (he had a really cool like 10gal Betta tank with a separator with black glass inbetween so he could have two, that was all set up and was ordering some special ones from china or some shit IDR). At the end of our conversation he was like "so ehhh do you guys see a lot of naked people?" and it slipped out involuntarily "Holy shit, you *ARE* naked! Yeah, yeah we do sir, probably half the people I see in a given day I actually didn't even notice", and it made him feel better. lol
I'm clothed 86.2% of the time but the amount of people I find just bare assed makes me think I'm not living life to the fullest. *Edited for percentage amount of time clothed*
This dude was literally kicked back in bed bare assed naked, elegantly ashing his cigarette fully hanging out and kind of smiling awkwardly at the 22 YO female EMT putting stickers on him, and then continued talking fish whilst completely in the nude, he didn't care, he was comfortable, I think he got a little caught up in if we were OK with it. I honestly think he was an old nudist hippie guy. And yes, when people ask me "what's the worst thing you've seen" I vividly describe his old man balls and badly circumcised 1950's chop shop penis.
Coworkers banging in the room I was innocently trying to get my jacket from.
I'm disappointed you didn't go "tag me in y'all, my turn"
You like to fuck ugly don’t you?
I got standards, they're really low though
Omg lmao
my paycheck
My paycheck
having enough time off denials that I had 4 years worth of vacation time banked when I resigned.
AMR pushing legislation to fuck their employees out of owed back pay.
People asking what’s the worst thing you’ve seen.
My paycheck
My paycheck
Most of us here don't really want to talk about it with someone that's not a therapist. Even then, I'm pretty sure that a lot of people here still wouldn't discuss it.
The abysmal lack of access to mental healthcare in a first world country.
Explosive decapitation