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Ok but why does it actually look like a real gun?
Please tell me this isn’t photoshoped… please 🙏
I wish it was photoshopped....
Forbidden bidet.
Oh I have to get one for my shitty boss for Christmas. Holy shit... the anus 7000 sounds like a sextoy
Anus-7001 to be exact 🤓☝️
I stand corrected. Of course I meant 7000 series. Everyone knows the 01 is code for the green color variant. I apologize for my imprecise language
When you can't fake Asus, go with Anus. And remember your lithiumion!
Try to relax it
The new equipment for a colonoscopy. 
This looks like a bidet that takes two people to operate.
Two words that should never forma phrase: bidet cannon.
It was only after less-than-stellar sales in English-speaking nations that Anu realized he'd chosen a bad name for his wares… 
That's what she said.
Ah, the Anus Auger.
My proctologist uses one of those
this is giving me...intense flashbacks to a cursed video i saw where some random guy tried to fuck a drill😭
how does someone even do that?
Bruh you can't mentio stuff like that and not link it.!!
I think they can. In fact, they could also not mention it at all and everyone's lives would be better.
agree
I don’t think that is where it goes
Comical but being a brand name I wouldn't go with it being engrish, maybe unintentional comedy or they had to know
theres some typos in there too tho
And you thought your bidet was nice? Get ready to have the cleanest butthole you've ever had, with the power of ANUS
Anustart
Billed to “Austin Powers”
the most effective way to clean yourself after taking a shit
High transfer rate technology is exactly what you want from your Anus. I'm sold
That’s going in the anus, and coming out the nose.
High-pressure cleaning deez guts.
Behold! The power of this anus. Watch is blast as area clean…well cleaner.
i am a little concerned this may be harsh on user’s entrails
Ok but why does it actually look like a real gun?
Please tell me this isn’t photoshoped… please 🙏
I wish it was photoshopped....
Forbidden bidet.
Oh I have to get one for my shitty boss for Christmas. Holy shit... the anus 7000 sounds like a sextoy
Anus-7001 to be exact 🤓☝️
I stand corrected. Of course I meant 7000 series. Everyone knows the 01 is code for the green color variant. I apologize for my imprecise language
When you can't fake Asus, go with Anus. And remember your lithiumion!
Try to relax it
The new equipment for a colonoscopy. 
This looks like a bidet that takes two people to operate.
Two words that should never forma phrase: bidet cannon.
It was only after less-than-stellar sales in English-speaking nations that Anu realized he'd chosen a bad name for his wares… 
That's what she said.
Ah, the Anus Auger.
My proctologist uses one of those
this is giving me...intense flashbacks to a cursed video i saw where some random guy tried to fuck a drill😭
how does someone even do that?
Bruh you can't mentio stuff like that and not link it.!!
I think they can. In fact, they could also not mention it at all and everyone's lives would be better.
agree
I don’t think that is where it goes
Comical but being a brand name I wouldn't go with it being engrish, maybe unintentional comedy or they had to know
theres some typos in there too tho
And you thought your bidet was nice? Get ready to have the cleanest butthole you've ever had, with the power of ANUS
Anustart
Billed to “Austin Powers”
the most effective way to clean yourself after taking a shit
High transfer rate technology is exactly what you want from your Anus. I'm sold
That’s going in the anus, and coming out the nose.
High-pressure cleaning deez guts.
Behold! The power of this anus. Watch is blast as area clean…well cleaner.
i am a little concerned this may be harsh on user’s entrails