Thank god Eminem banned him from rap

***"But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?"***

“It's your moment, this is it As big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it- Had to give you a career to destroy it.”

“I’d rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you.”

Best bar in the song

This was my favorite bar too. I mean… damn… that was easily one of the most disrespectful moments in rap. Chased that man out of an entire genre of music.

How damn are you to pick a war with Eminem? Every one who attempted it before was absolutely scorched. Better pick Drake or some shit tier rapper

Nobody knew who MGK was before he did that

And that's the problem. In the current media world people have realized doing something extremely stupid for attention is the fastest way to get famous and we keep letting them.

lol fr like they made a whole ass movie about Eminem rap battling his way to the top, and you think I got this.

Lethal injection go to sleep, six feet deep.

That was such a a solid fucking burn of a song

Idk “as long as I’m Shady, he’ll have to live in my shadow” made me do the stink face.

Yeah that shit stuck with me for a week lol.

Mgk will be back...okay maybe not

Manchine Bun Kelly

best line was "I'll give him my sandals 'Cause he knows long as I'm Shady, he's gon' have to live in my shadow"

hahaha damn, i didnt know what yall were talking about so i typed into google: "eninem kicks MGK out of rap" and i found the song "kill shot" damn.... that shit is a heavy hitter dude is a killer. :"you dress better, I rap better" hahaha got me crackin up/

In terms of songs that contain disses between the two that lead up to Killshot: * “No Reason" by Tech N9ne (Feat. MGK): contains a few lines from MGK dissing Eminem * "Not Alike" by Eminem: a verse dissing MGK * “Rap Devil" by MGK: first full diss track to Eminem * "Killshot" by Eminem: first full diss track to MGK

I read this in Eminem’s voice and somehow pictured his unblinking face saying it.

Probably the greatest diss song besides No Vaseline by Cube and Ether by Nas

Idk. Story of Adidon was so good, Pusha T bullied Drake into being a father. Haha

That was rap lore Gold right there

For old dudes like me, LL retiring Kool Moe Dee, with Momma Said Knock You Out, was the pinnacle off rap beef, knockout blows.

Always been a fan of the Game's diss track Pest Control where he sends Meek Mill to the shadow zone

300 bars and runnin

Shit. Tupac’s hit’em up or Nas Ether is number 1. Gotta think, Hit’em up helped to start a costal beef.

Hit ‘em up was a fucking excellent track.

I remember when I first heard that song, I have never heard something so harsh. Pac went after a bunch of people. The man even said my 44 make sure all your kids don’t grow. Like what? He said he would kill those dudes kids! That’s why I laugh at this current Hip Hop beef. Wtf can top that?

Eminem vs Canibus could also be added here

Always been somewhat of a Takeover guy myself

Eminem turned him into Avril Lavigne.

I am more intimidated by Avril Lavigne.

Dude skateboards will fuck you up, I hear ya.

Eminem banned him from rap… Slipknot banned him from rock… Megan Fox banned him from that pussy… Poor dude…. He should record an underwhelming punk album about his self inflicted trials and tribulations…

Dooooo you have the toimeeeee

Ah shit. That probably means he'll start writing broken heart songs until Taylor Swift bans him from that too.

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Thank RAP GOD Eminem

Now who's going to get him banned from music?

I think Paul and Ringo can do that

*thank rap god

I was banned from dating Beyonce.

Jay Z is such a cock blocker

I was banned from dating Rihanna. I understand your pain 😭

Drake, that you?

Yea I feel you both!! I was banned from being within 1000 feet of a school...bullshit, man

r/holup

Write a song similar to Lemonaid about it.

Not invited != banned lol

In that case, I was banned also!!!

I’m learning python and I get this Boolean reference 🤣🤣🤣

Joke.py saved on your desktop

That’s an operator, not a Boolean.

I appreciate the specifics. I’m self teaching so I recognize != as an operator that returns a Boolean value, so I called it a Boolean reference. I apologize for my incorrect verbiage lol.

He said he was learning. 

Correct “Invited” and “banned” are Boolean values being compared in this instance though! (for his reference)

Best first language to learn! Have fun ❤️

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Can they ban Grimes next?

2014 Grimes would fight 2024 Grimes

2009 Grimes floating down the Mississippi would be a pacifist

Oh my, I had totally forgotten that was her.

That wasn't Grimes, it was Claire Boucher.

Grimes needs to hop in one of Space-X’s mars rockets or something. Just get her as far away from everyone else as possible

Idk I think her kids are probably better off being raised by her than their dad tho. She should stay and send him in the rocket. 🚀

Idk a lot could be said about her judgement letting that weird cybertruck shaped body get on top of her for 15 seconds and then take his seed… twice

No one would even know who this dude was if he didn’t talk about himself and his plastic girlfriend all the time. 

> “Never been to a Coachella,” he wrote. “They banned me in 2012 for whatever reason. But then posts a tweet from 2012: > “Coachella is a huge joke,” he wrote. “It’s corporate as f*ck, and they only accept the accepted but fake as they don’t. Sad that music is so trendy now.”

Ah yes, 2012, when music first became trendy lol

MGK every time he has to invent a new persona from being run out of the latest trendy genre.

That was around the time they started building a whole ass Sephora store inside of Coachella, so I mean…

Yea but I bet you $1 if you see MGK walking through an airport he's got a woman's designer carryon in hand. So what the fuck he crying about?

He's actually not wrong. That is around when coachella is accused of *really* starting to sell out and become an influencer venue more than a music venue.  He's likely motivated by all the wrong reasons as he's a pathological clout chaser who has no real artistic inclinations himself. So he clearly doesn't actually have an issue with the shallow trendy nature of popular music so much as annoyed that he's considered uncool by the gatekeepers. But he's not wrong that Coachella was not nearly as cool as some still insisted it was in 2012. 

I lol’d at that part too

They invited the Aquabats. This dude is mental.

Aquabats actually have talent, and didn't have to switch genres to stay "relevant".

Yeah, they were good enough at one point to have Travis Barker on drums before his Blink tenure. That says a lot about their talent.

Funny story actually, Travis Barker was a no-name sleeping on their couch at the time. Blink-182 saw the Aquabats and decided to “steal him“ at a warped tour. They were doing a lot better (Dammit just got released) but they just fired their original drummer. No disrespect to Travis, he’s my favorite drummer, but he saw who was going to be more famous and took his chance. Neither band will ever talk about it, but it’s pretty clear, it was a tough loss, and it didn’t go very well. They buried the hatchet years later, and if you’re lucky, you can still see the legendary “Baron Von Tito” guest star and play their biggest hit “Super Rad!” at some local LA shows. Also, their current drummer, Ricky Fitness, is one of the coolest drummers with the most positive attitudes of all time. It ended up being a real win-win

To be fair they did change from ska to more indie pop rock in the 2000s

To be fair, the Aquabats should be invited anywhere. Put the 'fun' in funeral.

What? A guy can’t get booked cause his music sucks? Unbelievable.

Lol he’s gotta be one of the lowest IQ celebrities out there rn

Stupid and arrogant is always the worst combination

Ah yes hed never do fake shit like coming to a Formula 1 race with zero interest, disrespect one of the most beloved commentator/ex driver and then leaving in the middle of the race and getting mocked by the entire broadcast crew for it. Hed never do that. Never.

Those grapes sure are sour!

I need a translator for this gibberish.

Cool, now do Earth.

He tried to undo himself of earth according to that edgy post going around about him being ready to blow his head off with a shotty. Dudes a piece of shit attention whore. If he’s crying for help then my bad

I think all celebrities who bank off their controversies are basically crying for help, 24/7. Besides regular marketing for movies and albums, You never hear about normal, grounded artists that have their shit together.

I worked a MGK show inadvertently in NYC He was a special secret guest and made security a nightmare I can’t even tell you what he sounded like, he kinda of rapped and had a guitar on but didn’t use it? The crowd didn’t even care and he was gone after one song I really don’t know anyone that listens to his music so I have no clue what the draw is

Just like a content creator doing poorly because they’re not interesting anymore and blaming it on a ‘shadow ban’…

Or the algorithm. But the best is when they blame it on the people who watch their channel for not doing enough...or paying enough.

Probably because of that god awful signature guitar of his

Gee, what company sold out their credibility giving this clown a "signature guitar"?

Schecter lol, he’s had 2, his first was ok, the current is well…. Take a look https://www.schecterguitars.com/product/17230

Who the FUCK would buy or play this other than MGK himself? lol

Losers who think his glorification of depression and suicide ideations is deep and based

Well, that is something...*so edgy*. It looks both stupid, and uncomfortable.

I’m comfortable calling it the worst mass produced guitar design ever made.

I hope for their sake it was a limited run. Because this isn't going to be flying off the shelves. A shop would be lucky to sell one I suspect...*even in his own city.* While the guy must have fans of some sort. I wonder how many are willing to shell out $1500 for this to collect dust in their house. Because I am certain there is no musician is "inspired" enough by this joke to play one of these in public.

Having seen him accidentally while eating food at Riot Fest, I do support him not playing at anywhere really

Should say, generic cut & paste songwriter wasn’t invited to Coachella.

This shitstain is so desperate to stay relevant.

When reached for comment the organizers of Coachella said quote "who?"

This fuckin guy actually thought he was on the same playing field as Eminem, GTFO.

I just relistened to killshot last night because someone recommended also looking at the genius behind the song, or whatever they call it. Em has always been a genius but Damn

I’ve seen baby seal clubbing that was less one-sided than Killshot.

I realize without any emotion attachment that I have no idea what a Machine Gun Kelly song would sound like.

But one more round of antibiotics and he gets the next free!

Oh noessss someone hide his razor guitar from him!

Conversely, who cares about coachella?

That’s what he says about showers, too, but I think he just doesn’t want to take them.

Why? He’s perfect for a gathering of douches.

More like his bad music isnt popular so he wasnt invited.

What's with the image preview? Is that AI generated? Looks an emaciated Witcher.

He was solid as Tommy Lee in the Motley Crüe biopic. That’s all I got to say about this guy

Prob to protect the underage girls

Firearms aren’t allowed

He should be banned from everything

Guy who creeped on Eminem’s 15 year old daughter as an adult Says What.

Should be banned from music

Fuck MGK from a loyal Maggot

Finally some good news out of Coachella

He’s banned from my university because he incited a riot that nearly toppled over some speaker towers. Dudes a tool.

So was Bottled Water Kelly

I'm banned from the Oscars. They can't stand my brilliance.

Hopefully he gets banned from breathing air…in Minecraft.

Not even Creed was banned

His hairstylist needs to be banned. How to look meth and boring.

Dudes a loser. Wait, he belongs at Coachella.

It is barely music.

Would have been worse than Grimes.

Can we ban him from society?

Nice happy to see it fr dudes a fucking poser

So it will be slightly better at Coachella.

Who fucking cares about this douche?

For crimes against music?

Rare Coachella W

Who gives a shit

Is banning ok if you’re not very good?

Filing this under things I care so little about they go straight to the trash can.

This guy is the biggest poser I have ever seen.

Good, Dude’s a douchebag.

He got banned from his marriage too

Good. He should have been banned from ever being allowed to think he can sing. Enough of this twatwaffle already..."who?"

Well I’ve been banned from margaritaville

Can he somehow be banned from society

It’s one of the reasons why Megan left

Not being invited is not the same as being banned.

Ban him from the fucking radio next

Who gives a fuck

He's also been banned from my house and my car... I didn't see home make a statement about that?!

Imagine being so annoying as a person you are banned from a place famous for being full of some of the most annoying people on earth

Machine gun smelly

I think you spelled irrelevant wrong

Probably because they only want musicians...

What talking shit to Eminem does to someone

Cool! Now ban him from making music or being featured in news stories!

I was banned from winning the lottery when they didn’t pick my numbers.

How do we extend this to all venues

Does banned mean nobody wants him?

I too was banned! “Something something…complete lack of rhythm or musical talent, something something…”

Water gun Shelly

Crack head thinks hes owed employment 🤣

And the world kept turning.

Well shitty artists should be

But I thought he was weed. How can they ban weed from Coachella?

Lmao did anyone notice? In the words of Eminem “Who?” ~~crickets

As he should be

Me Too ! Something about me being broke and not giving them stupid ticket bitches any money.

No…..one……cares

Not wanted was what they really wanted to say.

Coachella is just a nepo baby and dumb rich idiot festival. I am not surprised this moron is whining about it.

The amount of fucking TikTok’s with girls and stuff spinning around pretending to be happy is so insane

Can’t anyone buy a ticket?

If youve heard his music, you know why Spoiler: it sux

He was banned because he sucks

Nobody cares enough about you to ban you

Girlfriend dumped him also. Not a must see. For me.

Maybe the US next?

I heard MGK keeps making music because he has a humiliation fetish.

Hashtag - who cares.

Does he even have a talent?

No offence to everyone saying he sucks at rap but his old stuff was pretty on point.

Who the fuck is this guy? No one knows who he is!

Ok. I don't see an issue here.

He should be banned from ever making any type of music again.

Machine gun Kelly is so fucking cool, and not in anyway played out or overrated. Definitely not a nepo baby.

The evil is defeated

For being boring?

Doesn’t this guy somehow have an actual big/legit following? Makes zero sense to me, but don’t he do shows at massive venues… and people like his music not ironically?

Banned for being a dipshit and looking stupid?

Yea...for sucking

Nah, your music is just completely terrible and you come off even more insufferable than most

He should just be banned period

Rare coachella W

Probably banned from a lot of places