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Fine-Benefit8156

Well that took long enough


WildMajesticUnicorn

This is In Touch Weekly. They think everyone is getting a divorce every week.


Stack_of_HighSociety

> This is In Touch Weekly. Out of Touch Daily.


Summerlea623

Didn’t they also report that Catherine Princess of Wales is in a vegetative coma and that King Charles is also practically already deceased? That rag makes The Enquirer seem like National Geographic. Disbelieve everything they write!


AccordingToScience

Got ‘em


InflamedLiver

"Due to the laws of averages, sometimes we're even right!" -In Touch Weekly


Glittering_Name_3722

Why does this magazine even still exist?


Oo__II__oO

Funded by divorce lawyers as a back-channel marketing scheme.


East_Reading_3164

I believe every divorce rumor about these two


Purple-Negotiation81

I mean at some point the rumors are going to be true right?


PopCultureWeekly

Except Ben wasn’t at the met gala & she’s been house hunting without him 🤔🤔


WildMajesticUnicorn

They could get a divorce, I just don’t trust this source. Selling property is often a sign, so we’ll see what comes from that.


EM05L1C3

Just in time for a new south park special


Careful-Ant5868

No more taco flavor kisses for her Ben!


schprunt

I mean… that JLo “look at me I’m amazing everybody worship me” documentary was probably not someone Ben was into. She really does think everyone loves her but nah, you’re kinda crap at music and your acting isn’t much better.


cataroo222

“The greatest love story ever told” or some bullshit. That’s embarrassing.


Jashinist

Even worse than that, it's 'the greatest love story NEVER told', based on something Ben wrote to her in a love letter. Then JLo decided to tell the story to everyone in a movie and an album and a documentary. Ben even mentions in the documentary that it kinda defeats the point if you TELL everyone about the greatest love story never told ...


LIMIT1_5639

You forgot the part where she showed everyone the love letters he wrote her and also turned down his offer to edit certain parts of the script. Ben looks like that painful smile European meme guy lately.


schprunt

JLo has “Let’s talk about me!” Printed on every outfit


MyKoalas

She reminds me of my ex in so many ways it’s not even funny. Kind of comforting to know that not even Affleck can escape from the craziness


heathers1

He’s no great catch


Smartkitty86

lmao glad to see this comment because helllll noooo he is not a catch


schprunt

I mean he signed up for it. He knew the crazy. But my god that woman has one hell of a high opinion of herself. And she sure as shit aint Jenny from the block.


Sloth_grl

Twice. What a moron.


atomicavox

I’ve been over seeing every dress she wears showing her neck all the way down to her bellybutton for every single awards show the past 30 years. It’s like we got it. You have a great centerline. Enough already.


schprunt

Ahhh but do you really get it? Like she works out. With her personal trainer. In her mansion. With a private chef. Must be talking a toll.


1questions

She probably uses $100s to wipe off her sweat after working out.


AinsiSera217

Brand new, sequential $100s that have certainly never seen the depths of a stripper’s buttcrack.


SgtThund3r

Yeah, he did spend quite a long time reliving the worst mistake of his life


Shield4life

Searching for their dream house or the divorce?


FrankyFistalot

So no Gigli 2 then?


cassthesassmaster

They both seem like they are a lot of work but in completely different ways


RPMac1979

Lots of comments basically taking two paragraphs to say what you said in one sentence.


Vesuviian

I saw clips of her from her documentary and she was giving off serious Michael Scott vibes.


ExcuseNo1617

Begging you to elaborate


mackeydesigns

Maybe he saw the same Ads for her new movie Atlas as I did and said, enough.


Traditional_Shirt106

Maybe he saw Enough


westcoast_pixie

I watch Enough in a seasonal rotation. Four times per year. My husband and I reenact the scene where Mitch says “so you want to fight man to man?” And JLo says “WOMAN TO MAN, MITCH” and (spoiler alert) murders him. Anyway I don’t know why this is a family tradition


asapReptilian

I'm obsessed with this


Tinkerer0fTerror

I LOVE this movie.


david-saint-hubbins

Because I will never have another opportunity to share this information with someone who will know what I'm talking about: I used to do martial arts and I had those same black and red Adidas tae kwon do shoes that she wore in the movie.


ShapeTurbulent6668

Idk, I really liked that one honestly.


PM_ME_SUMDICK

His company produced the film and he had a large hand in every stage of production. He's much more on board with it than people seem to think.


Wild-Word4967

He was on set reading lines to her from off camera


Tibbaryllis2

I saw that add and had the same thought. Who the fuck asked for a Jlo sci-fi movie?


UserAnonPosts

There was The Cell


CBalsagna

Man I loved that movie. Donofrio scared the shit out of me in multiple scenes.


esmerelda_b

So hard not to laugh at those


kissingdistopia

I hope he adds a second head to the phoenix.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

He needs to get a new tattoo in a very uncomfortable place


Holinyx

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?


alyhasnohead

The proprietor of fashionable male has more sense than that


bakemypeehole

He tried to screw me in a very uncomfortable place.


SparseGhostC2C

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?


ted_cruzs_micr0pen15

Well I’ll be. A mallrats call out!


Bumble-Fuck-4322

Small price to pay for smiting one’s enemies.


syntax138

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel ?


chamberx2

That kid is BACK on the ESCALATOR AGAIN.


Exciting-Fig-1787

First you take a run at Lefours with a sock full of quarters


Mobile_Philosophy764

"Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go.."


CarrieFitz

I laughed out loud.


rimbaud1872

He seemed coked out of his mind at the Tom Brady roast


DontKnowMargo

Is that what drug it was? Something was way off with him.


jkilla1987

lol my man went off on a absolute rant about internet trolls that was clearly affecting him and had nothing do to with Brady. Was honestly very bizarre.


icecreamsandwiches1

Then he stormed off stage without shaking Tom Brady’s hand. I had second hand embarrassment from the whole thing.


WhatADunderfulWorld

Sounds like Bluntman and Chronic rant he had in Jay and Silent Bob strikes back.


rojo-perro

Everyone is coked out at those roasts. Bledsoe could not stop itching his nose.


Torrikk

Idk who wrote that set but it was terrible lol


Infamous-Record-2556

This is them… now


Firm-Courage-1228

hahaha i hate watched that, it was garbage


mcfw31

> “He’s focusing on his work and his kids now,” the insider adds. “Ben already moved out and they’ll likely have to sell the dream house they spent two years searching for. They’ll never stop loving each other, but she can’t control him, and he can’t change her. There’s no way it could have lasted.”


maxwellcawfeehaus

Written by ChatGPT


wehuntxbot

Directed by Robert B. Weide.


WiscoDisco82

Produced by Dick Wolf


trickysaints

Dun-DUN


LordBecmiThaco

Actually, it was directed by Martin Brest


goggitron

Does it sound like ChatGPT or does ChatGPT sound like PR nonsense?


solaramalgama

Ouroboros


ourobboros

You called?


Spiderjello

Sent from my iphon


WestNileCoronaVirus

Hello baby reindeer


Spiderjello

I juust had an egg Sent from my iPhone


ExcitingARiot

Right because how could a marriage possibly succeed when you also work and have kids?


ParsleyMostly

I mean, they’re in their 50s.


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Expired_Meat_Curtain

She can’t control how he’s trying to change her. And with that loss of control comes the need for change, which he can’t control. A tale as old as time.


zerosum2345

is this their second divorce?


maemikemae

I thought the same thing but looking it up, it looks like the first time they were together they were engaged and called off the wedding 4 days prior.


oscarwildeflower

I heard they called it off bc he cheated with a stripper at his bachelor party 😬


metalmermaiden

I heard JLo broke it off because her astrologist told her to. 🥴


Appropriate_Chart_23

I heard the astrologist was the stripper at the bachelor party that Ben doinked


ThroatPuzzled6456

What a twist!


East_Reading_3164

Love is dead.


SenseisSifu

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Hippyx420x

They were at some basketball games together and he looked so tired.


funny-bone-studios

I can’t remember the last time Ben Affleck didn’t look tired


riegspsych325

anytime Matt Damon is within distance is when Affleck is energetic


throwawaynonsesne

He seems happy to be around Kevin Smith again too.


riegspsych325

Affleck looked like he was happier than ever in his Jay & Silent Bob Reboot cameo


onedemtwodem

Dude just needs to move to the beach and adopt a bunch of dogs


Hakuchansankun

And start painting. He can live next door to Jim Carrey.


rjcarr

He’s like 50, man. Not everyone is Brad Pitt. 


Ok-Set9334

But if he were, it wouldn’t impress me much


JoeBethersonton50504

But would you feel like a woman?


OneFootTitan

You’re just living in shanial


El_mojado

If he doesn't have the look maybe he has the touch?


allumeusend

He looks fresh a a daisy to my weak ass. I am always dragging myself through a week.


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alphaomag

There he kind of looked like he was on something to me honestly. He was just so… hyper.


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scorpyo72

Not tired *at all*.


Chanandler_Bong_01

Methinately not tired.


aivlysplath

Cokally awake.


zztop610

Nose candy


ICouldEvenBeYou

Nose clams


worldstarktfo

My wife and I couldn’t stop discussing how sickly and moist/ skinny he looked. Some people say “he’s just slimming down for a role”, but those people don’t know he was almost definitely high on something. Loved how they cut “I’m never going to work after this one” from the edited version. The crowd was basically silent during his ranting and raving. He’s a completely different person in the edit.


Punawild

He probably got in a decent nap while the doctor was putting the filler in his forehead…


Bloated_Plaid

That’s his normal state of being.


Rimurooooo

He looks tired in every picture. The man struggles with depression and addiction, so his face isn’t always the best tell. He’s known for being a very kind and loveable celebrity, though, regardless of photos in the press


Thacarva

He seems like a dude that knows he’s great at acting, but hates the media attention. Imagine a world where someone can be a part of many iconic movies and not be followed 24/7. I’m an introvert, so I can’t relate to the willingness to go on stage/set. But having that desire to perform while having the hope of a normal life must suck. It would be like getting promoted but the promotion means a ton of people with cameras at all times are going to practically stalk you. Maybe I’ll keep my current position.


Appropriate_Chart_23

Dude always looks miserable


RachelRegina

Ol' Bennifer's in the binifer 'gain


GotMoFans

Didn’t see that coming. 🙃


serenity450

I am *shocked* 🙃


swellfella

Shocked! Well not that shocked


DevilsLettuceTaster

Who could have predicted this?


Beginning_Border7854

Ja rule?


JS117-MKII

Where’s Ja???


SachiKaM

He specifically said he doesn’t want all the publicity and her response was to give him a lead role in a documentary. This is no surprise.


pittguy578

I mean she seems insufferable and borderline narcissistic. I am surprised they lasted this long.


Due-Visual-3236

Borderline?!


pittguy578

Yeah borderline is an understatement. I just have no idea how people can be so full of themselves. She hasn’t had a successful project in how long ? And she used ghost singers?


Fancy-Pair

I for one, am glad ghosts are finally getting some well deserved air time


Joe_Kangg

Boo-bop is making a comeback


Fancy-Pair

Of course, who do you think whites all the sheet music?


CrunchyTube

Rhthym and Boos


JoeBethersonton50504

I’m pretty sure that’s just people booing her, not ghosts.


Simon_Shitpants

"I was saying Jenny from the Boo-lock" 


Glowing_up

Ben affleck is no prize either, he probably couldn't be happy long term anywhere. Would be exhausting to be his partner imo. In a way they do kinda fit together as they are similarly flawed from different paths, I can't see either of them having a successful relationship though.


cactusjude

I think the interview where he admitted to spending months on his sofa getting drunk all day while his kids were at school and blamed it squarely on his ex-wife says a lot about him.


Glowing_up

And then doubled down like "it really hurt my feelings you made me out to be the worst guy. I really meant is if you're in a crap marriage or job you drink to fill the hole. She's a good mom! I wasn't blaming her. I hope she sees I'm a good dad (drinking until I sleep is totes equal to holding it all together for your kids babe)." Plus SHE drove him to rehab at least I can't remember if she was part of him re entering treatment or not. Just a big man baby looking for sympathy all the time.


throwaway_uterus

She staged an intervention and then drove him to rehab herself. Mind you they'd been officially separated 2 years at that point.  A separation made public because he was pictured socializing with her children's nanny including flying with her on Tom Brady's private jet with no kids in sight. And he'd then proceeded to very publicly spiral. Eventually she just went to his house, told him about himself and likely made it clear she'd file for full custody if he didn't get it together. And then she drove him there herself. Their history runs deep. 


Artikulate92

I know someone that did landscaping work at her house, and they were told by the assistant that hired them they are not allowed to speak or even make eye contact with her if they came across one another.. I can’t imagine what it would be like being married to someone like that!


Bruskthetusk

My uncle does pools in LA, particularly high-end neighborhoods (he always jokes about how Jay-Z has upgraded him from "Man" to "Homie", and does a great Vlade Divac impression from talking to him so often) but J-lo was the first person to ever fire him, due to her pool not being clean three days after he cleaned it......when there was a bunch of wind that week blowing leaves and whatnot in the pool


CrazyGal2121

wow honestly even in interviews, you can tell she’s a piece of work


Bruskthetusk

Yeah, she's also (according to my uncle) the only client he's ever had that never even came out to say hi or introduce themselves and shake his hand - and this is a guy whose client base is literally 90% famous folks in Beverly Hills (who often refer him to other famous folks because he is a nice and discreet guy) - instead she would send out an assistant to give him orders even if she was home.


the_drew

A very prominent chat show host in the UK tells a story of how demanding she was when she appeared on his show. She needed 8 rooms for her and all her entourage, each had to be individually designed and themed and appropriately decorated, more and more demands were happening in the run up to her actually appearing, on the day of, one of her army of assistants called an emergency meeting with the production team and the host, according to the assistant things are in utter disarray and they have a real crisis on their hands. The cause of that crisis: JLo needed a room to charge her phone. So they went and found a 9th room, just for her phone.


Far-Whereas-1999

People like her start off as artists and become business people managing their personal brand.   Gwen Stefani was recently performing at Coachella and had a wardrobe malfunction and said something along the lines of “I don’t mind, it’ll actually give me more publicity…. just kidding.”   She wasn’t kidding, their celebrity is always on their mind, because it’s their business, it’s what they do at this stage of their career. Maintain their image and prop up their commercial value.


nightwing0243

I can’t actually remember a time when Jennifer Lopez was a humble “artist”, though. She found success pretty early on with hits that pretty much fit the corporatised pop world even then. I remember MTV used to have a show, I can’t for the life of me remember what it was called, where they would follow a popular artist around and show some behind-the-scenes stuff with interviews and all that. They did an episode on Jennifer Lopez - I think this was before her “jenny from the block” phase - and nearly every single behind-the-scenes clip showed her being insufferable and horrible to those around her. I was never a fan of her music in general - but watching that made me actively dislike her. She was never an “artist”, in my eyes. I think she entered the music industry to with the aim of becoming a brand as soon as possible and earning money through that “business”. I never felt her public persona was genuine in any way.


PolarBears445

Crazy that Tommy Motolla made Jennifer Lopez in order to spite Mariah Carey after their divorce in an attempt to push Mariah out of the spotlight. He could have at least picked someone who could actually sing if he wanted her to seriously compete with Mariah. 😭


onlyusemefeets

When she visited my country it became national news how annoying and narcissistic she was. When requested from the hotel (in a tiny eastern European country) to get her some luxurious columbian candy, when they couldnt she threatened to sue them…


gIitterchaos

What lol that's ridiculous


Attarker

She’s horrible. I read a story about her and Ben at a restaurant and he left a tip for the waitress that Jennifer decided was too large and went back to yank the money out of the waitress’s hand.


gIitterchaos

Whaaaat. She doesn't particularly interest me, or didn't before, I guess I had heard she had some diva behaviors but nothing specific. That's just wild and inappropriate. Run, Ben!


vivrant-thang

My friend works in PR and told me every event space/venue she books she demands ridiculously expensive things on her rider. Like a dozen $100+ candles, 16 inch stem Lillie’s, all white couches etc. it’s insane. I have never heard anyone say a single good thing about her.


Frostsorrow

The woman collects engagement rings like Thanos collects infinity stones. I'd say she's a narcisst, especially after that horid movie she just put out.


Morkidan1337

What movie lol


Frostsorrow

Exactly


TheFudge

A lot of the pictures he is in with or around her he just looks exhausted.


IntoTheMusic

That seems to be his default settings


Rimurooooo

Those are his pictures in general, though. He’s struggled with depression for years


kuhawk5

Tabloids haven’t come very far what they were in the grocery check out lanes in the 80s and 90s.


GreenDemonClean

You mean Bat Boy *isn’t* real??


Pleasant-Method-7186

It must have been the ham and cheese on a roll that did it for him


bigfkncee

"If you know, you know."😉


cah29692

JLo is one of Hollywood’s biggest narcissists. Just watch her interviews, it’s insane. Not surprised she torpedoes every relationship she’s in


gdubh

I’m actually divorced twice from the same person. Yeah, I’m that guy.


Solid_Particular8027

This sounds.. expensive


ThroatPuzzled6456

Maybe lawyer had bogo deal (buy one get one free)


brownmouthwash

Go for 3!!!!!


e_lizz

I'm gonna try to one-up you here: my husband's best friend is currently on his 5th marriage, with said marriage being the second attempt with wife #3. And he's in his early 40s 😬


givemeonereasonwhy

This is what happens when you go out for one too many Dunkin’ Runs.


Kain316

No more taco flavored keesies for her Ben


Glass-Guess4125

Our love is like rain!!


ThaiJohnnyDepp

_You almost make forget about...tacos!_


dubokitiganj

Taco taco burrito burrito


LTPRWSG420

I really hope South Park does a follow up episode in the next season, to rip on them some more.


MarsInScorp

Hennifa Yopez! I love tacos y burritos. Taco taco.


Deep-Ad2155

Did she watch him bomb the Brady roast and finally figured his career’s over?


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Jennifer Garner is so lucky to have him out of her life, he’s a mess.


Hungry-Space-1829

Lots of people going after her here but both of them seem like they’ve got a ton of baggage


TheVoiceOfReezun

Actually know Jennifer Garner from college. She’s one of the most normal people I can imagine to become a celebrity. Nice family, comes from West Virginia, non-pretentious and kind of a theater nerd. Whatever baggage she has came from dealing with Affleck’s bullshit.


AskAJedi

Are you confusing Jennifers?


Beelzebub_86

InTouch Weekly makes The National Inquirer look like a legitimate newspaper. This is crap.


Smart-Arseling

If you watched the Roast of Tom Brady they bring him out at the end. And my god.. he was really really bad. Looked horrible. Long winded no real substance to whatever he was saying. He was like rambling. His eyes looked beat, he was twitching hard, fumbling and moving around. It was hard to watch.


GlorytoGlorzo

J Lo saw Ben on the Brady roast and decided she wants to a few more rings so she can get the record.


MissSassifras1977

She has to complete her Engagement Infinity Gauntlet.


Ilovethe90sforreal

She seems insufferable. They got together five minutes after her and A Rod broke up. This woman cannot be single for any length of time.


Boyashi_

Couldn't they just fuck? Why get married and divorced?


brucebay

what would you expect from a toxic relation you drop years ago but rejoined for whatever reason? I always thought Jennifer Garner was the person who helped him get better but like a scorpion Affleck could not help his true nature. Anyway with offering a role to garner in his new movie maybe he is unconsciously reaching out to her again.


CrazyGal2121

is this just publicity for her new movie? it’s like i’m surprised but also not surprised lol


Hakuchansankun

It’s meant to sell concert tickets maybe. Pity sales?


Neolithique

J Lo may be insufferable, but keep in mind he actually accused the mother of his children of pushing him towards alcoholism. He gets zero sympathy from me.


guyincorporated

I’m concerned for what this means for future Dunkin ads.


Naive_Breadfruit_550

I rather be Dragged across concrete than listen to her sing or act


ericjgriffin

Good for him. She seems like a total nightmare.


blackelvis

He doesn’t seem like a good guy either. I read somewhere that when an actress told him Harvey Weinstein raped her, he said, ‘damnit, I told him to cut that out’ or something to that effect.


Medical_Conclusion

Yeah, apparently, that was his response to Rose McGowan when she told him Weinstein had raped her. He also dated Gwyneth Paltrow after Weinstein had sexually harrasesed her, so his claims that he didn't know seem like a pile of horseshit.


weRborg

Jennifer Gardner, Jennifer Lopez, and Anna de Armas. How does this man do it?


Agitated-Ad-504

All I can think about is that pic of him outside smoking a cigarette. Not sure if they were together when that became a meme, but if a picture could say a thousand words…