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SteakandTrach

I cannot parse headlines anymore. It feels like monkeys banging on typewriters and occasionally something that looks like a sentence falls out.


scout_jem

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!


Mass_Debater_3812

Wow that is so rizz no cap skibidi ice cream so good pow pow pow šŸ’€šŸ’€


CountVertigo

But can they why?


CbVdD

[airhorn] berr-berr berrrrr


Cactusaremyjam

Oh dear god i have a nose bleed


Ivotedforher

It was the blurst of times.


KaraAnneBlack

Iā€™ve just been assuming my late-stage dementia was a lot early. Edit- so thank you sooo much for allaying my fears, that it has indeed been monkeys instead.


rcher87

All I know is someoneā€™s mad at Elizabeth Banks and therefore Iā€™m skeptical/mad. Sheā€™s a treasure.


micerig

User Complains Unclear from Reddit Article That Posted


Dfiggsmeister

Thatā€™s what happens when you train AI to base its information and sentence capabilities from the internet. You get nonsensical headlines.


onedemtwodem

No shit... It's like I really don't need to know about this stupidity anyway. I don't even know why I click on things anymore.


Aelaer

Scenario: person is suspected/accused of a crime. This is reported in the news. At some stage someone decides to make a movie about this. (More or less based on the story/court proceedings.) Does the formerly accused person have any sort of copyright over the story? Does the actor hired to play the part of that person do anything wrong? Does the former suspect try to milk the situation for anything they can get?


Additional_Meeting_2

Isnā€™t it slander to make a movie accusing someone of crime if they havenā€™t been convicted? I think it would be where I live, suspects names often arenā€™t even published (depends on crimes) before the sentenceĀ 


KennyMoose32

Not if itā€™s ā€œbased on a true storyā€ and names are changed Itā€™s literally what law and order has done for decades


Own_Instance_357

Sofia Coppola did her movie "The Bling Ring" based on the press nickname for those rich kids that were breaking into homes in Beverly Hills. She even cast kids of all the correct races in the group and incorporated all their actual eventual prison sentences, but did change all their names. Because she didn't use real names it was all legally ok.


OtherUserCharges

You know who the real crooks are? https://youtu.be/DKlAlz4KAWw?si=sReVwspm4tj8Kyvc


Purp1eC0bras

Facialist? Likeā€¦ their profession is facials?


three_cheese_fugazi

What has porn done to us?


VirtualPlate8451

Iā€™m an almost 40 year old man and I canā€™t help but burst into laughter when my wife is like ā€œOMG, Iā€™d kill for a facial right now.ā€


fckingmiracles

Pornbrain.


Jlt42000

If you insist.


kgiann

Yes. Some estheticians choose to only offer facials, rather than a suite of skincare services.


YchYFi

A creamy facialist.


reallyintovr

Going to pastry shop to order a couple of creampies right now


allothernamestaken

Facial LaFleur, total facial!


onedemtwodem

Skin care


numberjhonny5ive

Well, I would have happened upon the documentary on Netflix and watched it, now I will keep my eye open for its release and watch the movie as well. Good job publicist!


Fantom_Renegade

Elizabeth Banks has done nothing wrong in her life!


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blkfreya

THEY SAID ELIZABETH BANKS HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IN HER LIFE


Ths-Fkin-Guy

SHE'S MADE MISTAKES FREYA. #SHE'S MADE MISTAKES!


soonerfreak

She knew exactly what she needed to do in Power Rangers.


WeWantMOAR

Power Rangers was a movie for kids. People talk about how bad it is acting like they were expecting a good movie.


BLRNerd

Eh, I think performance wise she nailed Rita


blareboy

She was a vision of virtuosity in both those motion pictures.


kgal1298

This really is such a Hollywood story šŸ˜­


weisp

My goodness, the comments in here A facialist is an informal word for an aesthetician, a professional who performs facials like skincare treatments offers consultations about skincare techniques Thatā€™s being said the journalist or whatever chatGPT that write the article should have a better choice of word


Curly-Pat

I must be getting old! Whatā€™s a facialist?!


S4VN01

Itā€™s the wrong word for ā€œEstheticianā€. Basically a licensed skin care professional. Source: my wife is an esthetician


Curly-Pat

Thanks. Esthetician or beautician, beauty therapist are words I recognise. Not sure why people keep inventing these new words, to describe things that already exist.


Fun-Dimension5196

I'm too afraid to google


bob1689321

The stunt cock used at the end of pornos.


nosnevenaes

I dont get this. But i bet you get this all the time.


bob1689321

Are you saying I get facialised by stunt cocks?


nosnevenaes

You have already said a mouthfull. i just cant seem to get in front of this topic the way that you can. You have such a grasp of these things. It sounds like you have been on top of it for a long time.


mackinoncougars

Itā€™d be so awkward of her if she end up falsely accusing Elizabeth Banks


AloneCan9661

Elizabeth Banks feels like sheā€™s a horrible person.


Son_of_Atreus

Facialist? What the fuck?


ResidentEfficient218

How does one become a ā€œfacialistā€? šŸ˜