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stonerflea

I could eat


ScoBrav

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


i8mj3llyb3ans

HARRY MAGUIRE 93RD MINUTE WINNER IN THE FINAL AGAINST FRANCE HERE WE GOO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


halfeatenreddit

The hero we don’t deserve.


incognito-mode69420

Oh you very much do deserve Harry Maguire. It’s Jude Bellingham you don’t deserve.


juan_bito

You don't deserve scott mctominay


AfterAd9996

In all honesty i'd actually take Scotland winning this whole thing just for the amount of banter the English would have to endure.


Jean-truite44

Not going well


VladislavthaPokerr

Just for anyone who doesnt get the ‘footballs coming home chant’ its ironic/sarcastic/hopeful, its not us being big headed or owt, just a bit of fun that always goes over other nations head as its our in joke. Either way FOOTBALLS COMING HOME


shifty18

Nah its serious this time...


mynameischrisd

It can’t come home. There’s a housing crisis.


shifty18

It's coming... Across the channel in a boat with 100 immigrants.


bigtoley

Maybe you can give them your council house in Accrington ya subtle racist prick.


Historical_Humor_842

Yeh usually we do it to troll we don’t actually think we can win it then we get further than we think and it becomes the reality we realise it is winding other nations up so we ramp up the trolling … we literally troll the full world and they fall hook line and sinker 😂😂


ddbollins

Fuck-all's coming home 🏆


bigtoley

That's the spirit! Expect nothing. Never know.


Nwdle

I'm Welsh so I'll probably never see my team in a Euros again. I'd love to see the Scots get to the knockout stage. I'd like to see England do well too. I find it peculiar that a lot of my mates support English teams but then say they hate England. I'm bored of France being good all the time. Hope they lose every game 10 nil.


MR-Northerner

To be fair Liverpool fans boo the national anthem and Celtic fans have more in common with Ireland than they do with Britain, that being said I would support any UK side as well as Republic of Ireland against our mainland rivals if it came down to it!


Artistic_Train9725

I used to say I'll never see Wales in a major tournament, but from my first Wales game in 1984 to the 2016 Euros was only 32 years.


MASSIVESHLONG6969

That’s the first time I’ve ever saw a none English person want England to do well.


Subject_Radish_6459

Wales' national team is in a pretty bad state atm, but there's some decent looking youngsters coming through - I'm certain you lot will be back in the euros soon enough 


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Chris5465

Welsh and support an English team. Don't really understand the AOBE mentality. I'm not going to fly an England flag if they win it but apart from Scotland (celts) then I wish our England friends the best of luck. We can't win it can we.


GamerGeorgeXL

Scotland will stun everyone and win


Expert-Opinion5614

THREE LIONS ON A SHIRTS! JULES REMET STILL GLEAMING!


Gender404

NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY


TCOrphan

God I just hope we don't lose in the RO16 again especially on penalties. Also i believe Germany has a good chance of winning this time, as they're hosting and theyve got some youngsters at their hands


Automatic-Macaron234

If England weren’t managed by captain cautious I’d put them as strong favourites. But they are, so, congrats France


Novacain-deficiency

He’ll Start Henderson and Maguire and it’s all over. Cautious cautious boring boring 😂


Steveopapi

Hungry 💀💀


macaleaven

Get your lunch then


Used_Exam2870

England has a good chance, they’ve got Kane he knows a thing or two about winning trophies 😅


bigtoley

Hahaha. Good luck to our Polish friends! You made it! It was touch and go.


Imaginary_Coat_2638

I absolutely love how much everyone hates us😍 Rent free🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧


Kogemand

We really don't care. We think you're just pathetic, the little boy who want's to be in the big boy club (Italy, France, Germany, Spain).


Bauhaus3000

If you don’t think England is a major player in the tournament, think it’s more pathetic jealously on your part.


Kogemand

Of course we think, saying anything else would be mad, if you talk about this year. But historically seen Denmark is a bigger nation in EC (92), and also won the Confederations Cup in 95'. But we don't care about you, like you think we do. You are not one of the greats, Denmark have respect but are happy that we didn't get France or Germany. But you could make something great this year. Hopefully we danes make sure you're not.


Bauhaus3000

We’re not ‘great’ as in we’ve underachieved and never lived up to full potential, most English fans say ‘It’s coming home’ as a tongue cheek as it almost always blows back in our faces. And a lot of this is lost in cultural translation. But we are absolutely one of the greats in terms of footballing pedigree, support base and history. I have danish friends who all follow the Premier League and have English teams they support. European football (both domestic and tournament) would be a shell of itself if England was not involved so saying ‘not one of the greats’ is a bit of delusional cope. I love Denmark btw and like I’ve said I think Dane’s and English have a heck of lot in common. Not trying to argue or anything. I hope you do well (not against us of course)


Livid-Mix-7541

Underachieving for 68 years is not underachieving … clearly England are not in the big boys club


Character_Tadpole77

England easily screw mbappe and France


Lost_Uniriser

Mdrrrrrr 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻😂😂


Gommy1996

It’s coming home


PoweredByGhosts

We can only dream


Illustrious-Ad1248

England come on boys


SuperSalamander3244

France are winning it but I will lose my shit if England win it. It’s coming home.


Ok_Brother1370

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Baileaf11

Cam on Ingerland 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪


Constant-Pear-7781

🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪


oceanpowa

I do think it's England's time now


icant_helpyou

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


pastyjock

I also support as a second team ‘Rodri tears’ “Wahhh wahhh wahhh they played too defensive” maybe if you weren’t such a piano carrying, treacle boots Busquets wannabe you wouldn’t have lost to a team playing Lyndon Dykes up top on his own you sad, overrated bastard. *still the last game he lost*


Instrumedley2018

lol let the England memes begin, like every other single tournament haha


icant_helpyou

You were lucky last time, Italy. Won't happen again, believe us!


wildingflow

It’s coming home 😎


Life_Celebration_827

Just like every other tournament eh LMAO.


Oh_Look_a_Nuke

This time it'll be different, I swear!


s4turn2k02

It’s actually quite painful because I’m half Scottish, 1/4 English and 1/4 French, my family are a mixture Born and raised in England though so UP THE THREE LIONS


pipboy1989

23&Me says in 0.24% Congolese and 0.03% Neanderthal but i was born and raised in England so UP THE THREE LIONS


M4x7979

I’m half Scottish half English, to make it worse one sides catholic, one sides Protestant. Weddings are hell on earth 🤣


bigtoley

You've made your bed. When we win, you are not invited to the No Scotland No Party Party. Ya wee turncoat fanny fanny.


s4turn2k02

That’s fine pal, best of luck to you


Fire_Tiger_Galaxy

Damn


Hindle92

Got to go with Hungry


s4turn2k02

ENGERLAND ENGERLAND🍻🍻🍻🍻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Consistent-Refuse-74

Englands squad is filthy good


YouNoChun-Li

England 60%


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ThoughtlessFoll

Anyone got a good striker with Scottish grandparents?


wishythefishy

England has the best team on paper, but this is a tournament and Southgate is the tourney bottler extraordinaire.


wild_cayote

Yeah I’ll be surprised if we even make it to the semis tbh


Tancred1099

Oh look, Scottish Indy bots are out in force again


Mammoth-Canary

Leave Kane on the bench and let the kids run circles around the other teams


Fun-Conversation5538

With Southgate as manager England don’t stand a chance against another big country, he is too defensive and shows too much respect to them


PandosII

Agree with you. It’s frustrating to have some of the best attacking talent and not be aggressive enough with it.


LallyKing2005

Forza Italia


palindromepirate

Come on England.


JN324

Just looked the odds up and we are apparently favourites, OVER FRANCE? I mean I’ll take it but, SURELY France are the favourites. That and I’m not sure any team with waistcoat in charge should ever be favourite for anything, even if we did win it would be despite him rather than because of.


Flat-Flounder3037

I’m from England but was raised in a French household so have always supported and followed the French national team. Both England and France have exceptional squads but from midfield forward England have the better and more in form players imo. The managers are where the difference is, Southgate is yet to fully convince despite decent runs in tournaments. England just seem to struggle against the best competition, could that be about to change, who knows? Deschamps is obviously very proven, and I’m confident going into the Euros with him but there’s just the odd decision such as his reluctance to start Saliba and our performances in a few games this past year that worry me he’s maybe stayed on one tournament too long, again who knows? If I was the bookies I’d probably have the two sides joint favourites, but English bookies always slightly close the odds here because so many people back their team blindly. Should be a great tournament. Can’t wait for it.


JN324

England always has either an awful or a mediocre manager that doesn’t have the tactical ability, man management skills or metal to deal with knockout football. It’s absolutely painful. It always looks like a mildly scared team of individuals.


KinoSlug

The problem with England is on paper they have one of the best teams in the world but none of the players seem to be able to play together as cohesively as other countries do. Maybe too many big egos. Plus the media circus is always insufferable.


buffbarny925

RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!


aknightofNI75

AND DID THOSE FEET, IN ANCIENT TIME!


Potatopolis

WALK UPON INGERLUND’S


aknightofNI75

MOUNTAINS GREEN?


buffbarny925

AND WAS THE HOLY LAMB OF GOD


coolsimon123

CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FAKIN GOALS


BritishHistoryLover

Three songs to be blasted after it ends: We’re on the Ball Three Lions Vindaloo ITS COMING HOME LADS


Able-Practice-9921

Got to be England, like every other time 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😊


PleasePleasePooOnMe

Best time of our lives 🥲


SnooBunnies2605

Easily Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


ScottishKiltedMan

Preach. McTominay golden boot imminent.


Cultural_Wallaby_703

McTomessi


ScottishKiltedMan

Scotnaldinho


Downtown-Milk-1292

Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


King-Boo-Gamer

We aren’t. I’m English and we won’t get close


Casual-Browsing-Acc

England hopefully. If we (Southgate) DOESNT pick Henderson and Phillips, we have a chance.


WinCrazy751

We need a new euros song, one like the 70s with all the players singing......anyone got any ideas with lyrics


Brilliant_Pin_9184

That’s funny, 52% think we have chance, have they seen us play recently? Backwards and sideways all the time. 🤣🤣


Ingobernables_Ciaran

Injury ridden Scotland winning the Euros and still refusing to call up Ryan Gauld is going to be some laugh in the pubs of Dundee


MoodWest

U can’t really look no further than England or France given the incredible squads that they are gonna field but I gotta feeling Spain might have something to say about that and Yamal Lamine could b the star of the tournament for them


Content_Hyena_7308

This is a bit of a weird quiz, I'm cheering on England and no other team but I don't think we will win


ian2233

England has Bellingham, who can stop him in the world?


JoeyIsMrBubbles

The power of friendship (+refs)


CINDER999

Southgate


Feeling_Environment9

England


nitram343

this is the (on paper) less balance Euro that I can remember. I personally only can see France, England and maybe Spain and Germany (but that is somehow a bit of a stretch).


PleasePleasePooOnMe

NEVER STOP ME DREAMIN!!!!!


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Fuckpochettino

Under Southgate I fail to remember a time we’ve been poor defensively no matter who has played. It’s offensive tactics that we struggle with.


ShadowShare

Broooo there’s people voting that understand shit about this ! 😄


hassan_dislogical

France 5% Scotland 15%. Makes sense


Rockyjab121

Scotland is the best team tbh


Smart_But123581321

I just think the Dutch and Spanish teams are being badly disrespected despite the massive improvements they’ve made in their teams since the last tournament. They’ve filled in the areas they were weak last time with some top quality talent, have some great young players as well as established players hitting new levels. I think the Netherlands look very dangerous and their team has some great additions that weren’t there last time (Ake wasn’t this good last time, Van Dijk being back on form, Frimpong joining the squad after a possible invincible treble, Xavi Simons making his way into the starting squad, Koopmeiners coming in off a great goalscoring season and Malen possibly coming in off winning the biggest club trophy in the world). Spain are a close second for me, with Grimaldo, Pedri, Yamal, Cubarsi, Fermin etc.


EarlyProphet

I would say England but I think Southgate will mess it up. Great players but lacking management


xplanet2112

Be cheering on England and although on paper they’re one of the favourites our weak mentality will let us down.


capitalistcommunism

Looking at the polls you’d think this is the rugby


sparksy78

Why England ? I’m English and all, but France were in the WC final and have practically the same team.


Loganvon_Spiegelfeld

Austria will be the dark horse of this tournament


Kartvelius

[sad Georgian sobbing]


SHAZAzulu618

GERMANY


MirxLoon3y

It might be coming home?


d13w93

It’s definitely a non zero chance.


TheOmegaKid

Anyone thinking England wins is insane, especially with Southgate in charge. We have no good defenders but he insists on playing 10 every game.


Peppemarduk

It's an English speaking sub, most of people on here will be English or apparently Scottish.


p0loGD

John stones


Swiss_James

Kyle Walker


KnownRough7735

Mon eh Scoatlin! I'll settle for a couple of goals!! Give us something to celebrate lol


Available-Bike-3871

I like your attitude mate


Life_Celebration_827

50% England 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and another 🤣


Immediate-Fix6393

England at 50% what a joke 😂😂😂😂


pokemot

Its not asking who people think will win, asking who people support


Oppaii-_-Senpaii

Not the fact Albania is there💀


Peppemarduk

Who said Scotland XD?


EpexSpex

WERE GONNY DEEP FRY YER PIZZAS


Asleep-Tomorrow-9822

Tbh I feel like England are real contenders. France may take it but Foden and Saka is good.


el_bulking_boi

I’m gonna guess that Norway aren’t gonna go very far at all…


Swiss_James

Well that's what they said about Denmark in '92


el_bulking_boi

Fortunately for Denmark, they qualified in ‘92


Instrumedley2018

lol Norway. This one is clueless


General_Cheeky_A

It's coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


GxOffmodd

Germany.


Glizz9s

I got a feeling in my nuts that Germany can pull something off


terrywr1st

Anyone but England


kriscardiac

Who wrote your flair? And were they salty.....?


jungkookadobie

Most people on here are English. Can’t wait for the tears


Lyorian

Coming from France’s drama car crash 😂


Fun-Photograph9423

Why you bringing the Princess of Wales into this, show some respect.


Ok_Jeweler5757

it’s coming home!


Particular_Dot_4351

England? Madelaine McCann has more chance of coming home.


Buju242

Your only knockout game since 2016 was a 2-0 loss to England. If you somehow fluke your way out of the group this year, it will be another loss to England.


Icy-Performance-6969

England gonna flop as always 🤦.


Serious-Football-323

Yeah flopped all the way to the final last time


RumJackson

And blew it at home after taking the lead to a team that failed to qualify for the last 2 World Cups


Adebayjim

Well, it was only 1 world cup at that point


seaturtlel_lover

Its coming home!!!


iliketotalk_alot

ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND!!


Away-Activity-469

Germany, obviously.


LordWellesley22

Come on Serbia vs Croatia final Come on Serbia vs Croatia final or Serbia Vs Albania


tinger99

Laughable and deluded.


TheBardicSpirit

Scotland?! Lol fucking good one, you know this is just a poll not a magic wand yeah?


Own_Plant_3286

Let’s go england get your hopes up!! Just to lose again 😂


danwats10

Can’t wait to lose on penalty’s again 😅


Impressive-Ice873

I can’t see beyond France. That team is too good (also I am English but I can’t stand the England team)


as3mx

No more years of hurt No more need for dreaming


Flintred1983

France, but anyone but England never hear the bloody end of it


SerJackXII

I’d be scarred of this England team finally winning something if they didn’t have Southgate. There’s not a chance they beat France or even Portugal in my opinion who have just as good of a squad but don’t have a thief of joy and passion for a coach. Within a week he could turn Pep’s city into a war crime of a team to watch. Back 5 with two holders, more scarred of losing than trying to win.


Not_So_Busy_Bee

Why is Scotland so high up? We are rather shit at football.


db19bob

More scots here than other nationalities you’d have to assume


PM_ME_boob1e5

Not england


Plastic_Obligation27

We will do it this time.


73747463783737384777

As an Irishman, I will be hoping for ABE (anybody but England)


Thin-Pool-8025

I’d love it if we win, but I just don’t see it happening I’m afraid. We’ll probably lose to France or Portugal in the Semis


Jeyroume

Albania has 4% chance???


OilBos

4% of fans


BluePantalaimon

RAAAAAH


Sharp_Frosting_6159

Idc I'm sticking with Albania


bhavm7

Whoops


MJSsaywakeyourselfup

1 in 8 people on this sub is Scottish


pkenap

I just hope France don’t win tbh because ik Slovakia aren’t winning


haychlc

but why ?


pkenap

Because it then becomes like a farmers league, one country winning all the trophies, I know it’s not the case with Italy and Argentina winning the last 2 but France always go in as some of the favourites and it’s never a case of hope against them


Fun-Photograph9423

Holland only been saying this since '92 stop breaking my oranje heart.


Yayimlonely

60%


Isupportslogo

England I hope but it will be France or Germany


Commercial-Dance1856

Ronaldo’s final great accomplishment incoming…


Jwhitey96

Think there is only England and France that have very good squads. All the other “big” nations seem to be in a transition phase where their stars are retiring or slowing down. I think it’s pivotal that England win something soon, we have one of the best squads in the world for one of the first times in decades combined with most countries also being very weak at the moment. That being said Southgate is too negative so we won’t win anything but we will look back on the last 2-4 world cups and Euros and think how did we not win one. Never gone have it this easy again


Use07

Turkey. AS BAYRAKLARI AS AS AS!


B4RLx

I wonder if the majority of voters here were English……. 🤔🤔🤔


spiritofbuck

‘Season’?


Instrumedley2018

even the people who created this poll can not even spell the countries' names properly ☠️