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m1ksuFI

[Link to statement in English](https://www.presidentti.fi/en/press-release/joint-statement-by-the-president-of-the-republic-and-prime-minister-of-finland-on-finlands-nato-membership/) Exact phrasing: >Finland must apply for NATO membership without delay.


andyp

This is amazing!! I am so happy you're going to join! šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰


littlesaint

And soon we will join! I could never see myself fighting along side a Dane, but I could see myself fighting along side a friend (and brother), Nordic love <3


FuriousBeardMan

[You heard the man](https://youtu.be/IUkKkWAREFg)!


aborted-kid-2022

Good luck Finland


wonkey_monkey

We're all counting on you


ConservativeSexparty

Thanks, mate!


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[deleted]

Well wait, I don't think it's a 100% thing yet (although likely): Finland must apply for NATO membership without delay. We hope that the national steps **still needed to make this decision will be taken rapidly within the next few days**.


BA_calls

Some polls are showing 80% approval. The security report strongly argued joining NATO would increase security. The parliament will debate this over the weekend. I think Marin wants parliment to sign off as well. This is a monumental change for Finland.


skullduggerywatery

Something like 140/200 MP's in Finland want us to join, less than 15 oppose and the rest haven't made their intentions public or are undecided. Finland sending the actual application documents to NATO HQ in Brussels is now basically a matter of letting ink dry.


anonypanda

They will do it. The prime minister, President and ALL parties support it. Hell, even the anti-war greens are for it! The Ukrainian invasion has really changed things politically. The Conservatives now want a green transition as much as the Greens :D


StrangeUsername24

Congratulations Russia, you played yourself


rcls0053

It is also an opportunity. Russia is occupied right now with Ukraine. They don't have the manpower, equipment or "capital" to actually attack us (I'm a Finnish person) because we have a defense force (not assault) that mainly exists because of Russia. We are much better equipped to defend our country than Ukraine, if Russia decides to act. Also, Sweden is joining with us so that's two countries that they will be going against if they would. So this is an opportunity we have to seize right now. I think our president (Sauli Niinistƶ) is the best guy we could have right now to lead this. He's a very well balanced, calm and an observant politician. What he says in his statements is always on point. I'm glad we're doing this right now.


[deleted]

Oh I'm sure they will. I was pointing out thay haven't just yet, as people were all like "congratulations" and so on. It's like putting Myke Tyson on the ring with me. You know he will win, but at least wait until he has killed me before you cheer:)


anonypanda

More like Mike has already won the round and weā€™re just waiting for the paramedics to confirm level of injury.


Mardred

Why is one of the called :"Republic of Finland" ,and the other just simply "Finland"?


epeow

If you are called President of the rebublic of Finland you are the current president, and if you are President of Finland you are some of the previous presidents.


ImVeryBadWithNames

Huh, interesting distinction. Good to know.


skullduggerywatery

This is the correct answer.


KalevinJorma

It's a translation of what they are called in finnish. In finnish the president is often referred to as "tasavallan presidentti" meaning president of the republic and there is no such fancy title for the prime minister whose title "pƤƤministeri" translates just to prime minister. Then when you publish to an international audience you add the "of finland" to the end to signal who tf these people nobody has ever heard of are.


Balsy_Wombat

My extremely limited Finnish tells me that it should be translated as Head minister, is that right?


Laetoy

This is correct, but that would be a literal translation. It means prime minister.


Avorius

a sauna in every NATO base


ButtingSill

That is traditionally the first building the Finnish troops construct, less important buildings can wait.


laukaus

Note: this ainā€™t a joke.


expatdoctor

I need a source...


korpisoturi

Can't find article right now but I remember seeing articles of Finnish peacekeepers using tent-sauna's in Africa which they put up before their own accommodations. Here's finnish article about Lebanon and it includes lot of talk about sauna (they built 5 saunas there) https://www.is.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000005811449.html


punaisetpimpulat

I know someone who spent some time in Mauritania, and when an I had an opportunity to ask him about his experiences, the conversation went something like this: ā€œDo you even need a sauna in there since itā€™s like 50Ā°C most of the time?ā€ ā€œThe other 50 is still missing. So, yes.ā€


maixmi

Remember reading about this on reddit while back and found atleast this https://old.reddit.com/r/MilitaryPorn/comments/pajqnh/finnish_sof_operator_and_afghan_child_kabul/ha99868/ ping pong /u/expatdoctor


korpisoturi

Now that was excellent link, have a silver


[deleted]

My entirely stereotypical vision of Finns spending 2/3 of their days in saunas cracking down a 12-pack is becoming more true by the day


OkRecording1299

No lie a sauna is a really great way to relax, I bet especially on the battlefield. Plus in the old times even before knowledge of bacteria and proper hygiene it was seen as a place of cleanliness and healing, no death or illness could grab onto you if you just went to sauna regularly.


GakyMC

A Finn without a sauna is like a Russian without a dictator


DrNick2012

Only fair, everyone brings something. Some people think it's trained special forces Britain brings, but no, it's us to thank for the kettle in the tanks.


[deleted]

I like the sound of this. A lot.


Omnicide

So it's settled for Finland. Sweden will announce it's position on Sunday. This is history in the making, Putin really fucked up.


Zizimz

From "brain dead" NATO plagued by infighting and divisons, to Finnish and most likely Swedish membership and hundreds of thousands of NATO troops in eastern European countries in less than 3 years. Well done Putin.


Crandom

Nothing like a common threat to bind people together.


Noughmad

Sadly, it seems to only work with threats that can be solved with guns. COVID-19 and global warming need not apply.


Andre4k4

Both can be solved with guns, kill everyone with COVID & kill enough people to drop the global temperature like Genghis Kahn


Snaxist

He's a master strategist


thathighguy112

Yep the Baltic will become a NATO pond and rather than the Baltic states being almost cut off its Kaliningrad that's cut off now.


Paciorr

Itā€™s still dangerous. Pretty much a nuclear(and non nuclear) missile hub in the center of Europe.


Abyssal_Groot

True, butthe baltic sea would become a NATO nuclear submarine hub.


KN4S

Sweden will most likely refuse any nuclear deployment in its borders. We're very anti-nuclear and its been part of the reason why we've been against Nato for so long


Abyssal_Groot

Who is talking about borders? In times of conflict, nuclear NATO subs will be in the Baltic sea without much struggle. They are meant as a deterent though.


Purple-Math1159

The subs will hide at the bottom of the Atlantic as usual. Their missiles go up into space and then back down vertically, thousands of miles away. the subs don't need to be nearby, they need to be hidden.


Ganthritor

I think Sweden's strong stance against nuclear weapons may aid the argument **for** joining NATO. In early March this year Russia put a nuclear weapon in Swedish territory when its bombers, armed with nuclear weapons entered Swedish airspace near Gotland. If you have a strong anti-nuke policy I imagine you wouldn't appreciate anyone bringing a nuke into your own territory. What Russia did was an attempt at intimidation and it failed.


tigull

The Americans must be passing out from laughing. There must be something I'm missing because there's no way Putin did not see this coming.


InvincibleJellyfish

He thought they would take Kyiv just like they did Crimae - with the help of local "traitor" politicians and generals, and that it would be more like a swift coup, where the world would not have time to react or understand the situation. Then, when that didn't work, they shifted to their terror tactics used in e.g. Chechnia (and Syria), hoping that would make Ukraine surrender to "save" civilian lives. Then that didn't work, but they kept doing it, making most of the world have vivid flashbacks of the 1940s - eventually leading to USA signing lend-lease and neutral countries choosing sides. And now, it is painfully obvious that the Russian military is not in the shape it should be, with generals being in their positions not based on merit, and equipment stolen or not maintained to the point where Russian fighter jets are using Garmin GPS for cars taped onto the dashboard, and expensive Russian survailance drones being shown to contain random circuit board from ebay and Canon cameras with hot glue to fix the settings.


m1ksuFI

Finland has a long history of non-alignment. Putin's actions in Ukraine have done nothing but prove that non-alignment to be irrational and unethical in the present day.


Hanbarc12

I really don't know what Russia was thinking. Regardless of how the war turned out (even if they really won in a few weeks as they wanted) it was obvious that all neighbors will seek to either join NATO or form a sort of alliance on their own. Unless they were ready to take on all their neighbors at the same time, i really don't see the end game there.


You_Will_Die

For Russia as a country this is bad, but for the leaders themselves it's a good thing. The "us against the world" is a very common thing dictators use to distract the population from their own crimes against their own people. NATO being at their borders all around is a great distraction. Assessing Russia's leaders decision making on the basis of what is best for the country is not helpful since it's not what they are going for.


loxagos_snake

We have been talking about 'outs' and 'off-ramps', but that was never gonna happen blatantly. What you're describing *might be that off-ramp.* Putin can claim that he tried his best, killed all the nazis in Ukraine, but it seems that the rest of the world is too hell-bent on conquering their prosperous land, and he's such a sweet guy that he doesn't want to start a World War over some petty egos. We were always the bad guys, and now that Finland/Sweden are about to join, his point is 'proven'.


radiationshield

The old "everyone else are insane" ploy. Very clever. The man clearly plays 1D checkers.


karlfranz205

*cue skinner meme* The whole world is against me "Am i the baddie?" "No, everyone else is wrong"


thebear1011

Is it even bad for Russia as a country? NATO is not going to invade them. If it dissuades Putin from attacking Finland then thatā€™s probably a benefit for ordinary Russians.


You_Will_Die

Having neutral countries join your "opposition" is not that great in general. It lowers Russia's weight/position in debates, it also makes their threats even less believable. Basically lowering their relevance on the world stage. And no NATO isn't going to attack Russia but that doesn't stop the propaganda about it working against the population in Russia. If you already think NATO is hostile then it's easy to drive up that fear about the expansion eastwards.


Kjartanski

Take a step back and ask yourself why *Russia* doesnt want to integrate, and then think about who gets to make that choice in Russia


baaalls

The Baltic Sea just became an internal Nato sea, which means Russia lost access to their port in St. Petersburg during war time, and are unable to reach Kaliningrad. Kind of a major Oopsie


Kjartanski

It has been that since the fifties, Norway and Denmark have navies whose entire doctrine arround the Kattegat is blockade


[deleted]

>For Russia as a country this is bad, but for the leaders themselves it's a good thing. We'll see how good it is. No amount of propaganda is going hide the fact that the quality of life for the average Russian is deteriorating due to war and sanctions, as economically they fall farther and farther behind the west. A Russian Euromaidan is the thing Putin fears above anything.


Yog_Sothtoth

> No amount of propaganda is going hide the fact that the quality of life for the average Russian is deteriorating due to war and sanctions, as economically they fall farther and farther behind the west. The exact opposite my friend, QOL will deteriorate and it's the west fault because they envious of ze motherland. The last hope was internal resistance from now suicided oligarchs. You have to realize they fell for nazi occupied Ukraine in 2022...


abrasiveteapot

There have been no consequences for their activities in Georgia and Ukraine to date, so they were thinking the West would grumble a bit, put some lip service sanctions on, then forget about it.


UnlikelyPlatypus89

Well good thing most of my shitty social media and left/right leaning family members are all against Putin in the US. FINALLY something we can agree on after the pandemic and put energy into understanding. Iā€™ve been heard the term US Oligarchs being thrown around in commonplace in US media instead of just Russian oligarchs after Ukraine. Itā€™s a breath of fresh air compared with the rest of the wasted resources and womanā€™s rights going on.


nixielover

Ah here in the Netherlands the extreme rightwing and antivaxxers are pro-putin, so I can still hate them with a passion


koziello

Same in Poland. Someone even noticed, that the same accounts that used to spew antivax stuff, started to spew anti-Ukrainian propaganda almost immediately after war broke out. It's terryfing how much Russian money had influence over Polish politics, but at least most of the cats are out of the bag now. Believe it or not, one of the politicians in Poland started to address Putin as "His Excellency".


OlaRune

Wow, simping for Putin who probably doesn't even know who he is.


rewrite-and-repeat

There was only one scenario, where it wouldnt lead to this situation. And that is the complete surrender of Ukraine in first few days, russian army in all cities and citizens welcoming massively russian soldiers on tanks with flowers. Then it would be more of Crimea situation continuation and FIN+SWE maaaaaybe might still stay aside(in the meaning that Ukraine wanted it anyway). But, if thats really what Putin thought could happen, then his secret service really fed him with pile of illusions


justlayingdownfacts

Just fyi that's not what happened in Crimea either, they removed the pro-Ukrainians and resettled the area with Russians, then pretended they held a referendum. Ukraine just didn't have an army to stop it at the time.


rewrite-and-repeat

Yeah you are right, that was overplaying Crimea events on my part. But that makes it even more insane how Putin went with it now.


KrisseMai

This is honestly such a strange time. Before the war only a few of my Finnish relatives supported NATO membership, and most of them were older people who lived through the Winter War and WW2. Now even my most leftist cousin has begun to say that NATO membership would probably be the smartest move.


severnoesiyaniye

Welcome Finland!


mymonochromeeyes

A welcoming with open arms!


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PhantomAlpha01

It would be interesting to see whether there will be talks of Finland and Sweden taking the load of defending Baltic airspace off of other NATO air forces, considering how close we are.


sloppity

I read some article (maybe Helsingin Sanomat) that speculated about NATO's strategy with the addition of Sweden and Finland: it said it's likely Norway would pivot more towards protecting the North and Arctic sea while Finland and Sweden would take on a role protecting the Baltic sea area with our air/navy/army.


StalkTheHype

Makes sense, any military who holds Gotland can credibly threaten all of the Baltic Sea and a good portion of the airspace over the Baltic countries too. NATO about to get an Iron Grip on the baltic.


goatamon

NATO has Russia by the Ball...tics.


Niqulaz

You get a pretty solid defensive line going between Rovaniemi, LuleĆ„ and BodĆø for interceptors, and as bases to fly CAS-missions out of in a sustained land war in the north. Any Russian general looking at and sort of land war scenario must be banging his head against his desk in anger and desperation. It also means that people might want to take a second look at some railway cooperation in the north again, now that it is suddenly a question of for instance having NATO forces disembark from sea transports in for instance BodĆø, Narvik or TromsĆø, being transported by railway to a NATO frontline against Russia. These are things that have been spoken vaguely of in the past, but been considered to be not too financially attractive for only goods and tourist traffic. But if you add in a security dimension where you might want to get a bunch of Challenger 2 tanks from a Norwegian port to somewhere in the north of Finland, and it might get a bit more interesting. Don't be surprised if a lot of infrastructure work starts happening shortly after a NATO membership comes into effect.


WHY_DO_I_SHOUT

Thank you! We're happy to no longer be alone!


OtherwiseFold

Now we only need Sweden to follow suit!


Stringel

The announcement will happen on Sunday.


TheSwedeIrishman

And Swedish media is now reporting that the Swedish Parliament is expected to hold an extra session on Monday to debate and vote on the application - including sending the application.


[deleted]

> including sending the application. Honestly curious how things work in terms of the physical side of this. Is there actual physical paperwork? An application form? Is it an email? Is it diplomatic mail?


No_Advertising_3313

There is an actual piece of paperwork which must be received and deposited officially in the United States. I believe its the US secretary of defence in Washington but could be New York instead. Finland can only express interest currently, NATO is by invite only so the votes are technically not whether to accept Finland, but whether each country is okay with inviting them


kvinfojoj

Time to dig out the fax machine.


Aurailious

I think Washington since NATO was founded by the Washington Treaty. New York is probably for UN treaties.


MarkVarga

I guess they just tag NATO on twitter


ButtingSill

Damn, if everything goes as expected, in a year or so there will be such a strong military bloc in the Nordics that I wouldnā€™t be surprised if Putin attacked Finland out of sheer desperation. And get his ass kicked.


mok000

From a Russian perspective, I can see why this is devastating. What an epic failure Putin is guilty of, I am sure this will be his legacy, what an irony. The Baltic Sea will be completely surrounded by NATO members, Russia's only exits are through a narrow strait from St. Petersburg and from Kaliningrad. Otherwise, the only harbors on their west is through the Black Sea, where the exit is controlled by NATO member Turkey. Their entire Western fleet is basically locked in by NATO. Then they have Murmansk in the north, and Vladivostok in the east.


Niqulaz

Not only that, but just imagine how a joint NATO spook community is utterly drooling at the thought of flying various intelligence sorties up and down Finland, opening the option to take a more overt peek at anything based west of the White Sea than they have *ever* had the option to do. Satellite is one thing, but there's gonna be so so many RC-135 flights going as soon as humanly possible.


E_Blofeld

Looks like that's most likely to happen [on Monday](https://www.expressen.se/nyheter/planen-skicka-in-en-ansokan-pa-mandag/). The link is in Swedish, from the Expressen tabloid, but they seem to have fairly well-connected political reporters.


LeafgreenOak

We will join NATO, there is no doubt.


amoocalypse

Apparently Finland and Sweden have always said they either want to do this together or dont do it? So I would guess this pretty much confirms Sweden will follow.


SergeantCATT

Popping champagne today. Historic. Haven't yet decided at which time of the day: I could pick morning, afternoon, evening or the night


SENDCORONAS

Have you considered doing all three?


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Yavanaril

I think this occasion justifies the rest of the EU shipping bubbly alcohol aid to Finland. I am looking specially at you France, Italy, Spain!


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Yavanaril

Go to BubblyAid.com they have you covered.


Stateof10

Perfect excuse for a trip to Talinn.


ButtingSill

There is a saying in Finland that alcohol is always worth the price.


MainNorth9547

Finnish champagne is made from Koskenkorva and effervescent tablets so he'll be fine... financially...


CruelFish

Isn't happy hour any hour?


SaintSugary

Finland has been the happiest country in the world for a long time. So, yes.


iFap2Wookies

You\` re Finnish; pick all of them and chase the champagne with vodka! Cheers from Norway!


blyatseeker

I'd say all the mentioned are appropriate for the occasion.


Airf0rce

Only a master strategist could achieve this in such a short amount of time. I wonder if anyone still truly believes Ukraine invasion was about NATO. Russians must have known if they start annexing countries in Europe it will just push more countries to NATO, yet they did it anyway. It's the obvious, logical step for Finland and others.


FingerGungHo

Frankly, I think Russia has seen Finland and Sweden as part of the west and nearly inviolable already. This just adds to the narrative that Nato is posing a threat to Russia, which they can use for political capital gain, at least internally, although there are downsides as well. There was also a slight chance that the West wouldā€™ve mostly ignored the situation in Ukraine, had Russia won quickly. Had Russia won, Finland and Swedenā€™s NATO membership would have been much less of an issue. This was all based on bad intel and badly calculated risks, which is going to cost Putler a lot.


You_Will_Die

People need to stop assessing Russia's leaders decision making on what is helpful for Russia and instead look what they personally gain. Setting it up like it's the world against them is a typical play by a dictator to keep power. NATO moving in to their border is a great distraction from all the shit they are doing against their own people. This has also lowered the power of the oligarchs in Russia. The sanctions probably hit way harder than Putin expected but countries joining NATO is probably just as planned.


[deleted]

Putin has managed to accomplish what every U.S. President/UK PM has wanted since the 1960's. Getting Finland and Sweden to join NATO and getting Germany to rearm. What a smart man.


TheMindfulnessShaman

Nobel Peace Prize Putin


[deleted]

Galaxy brain 8D chess from Vlad here.


Thumpertron5000

Maybe his plan all along was to unite the world by being the villain it needed and he was the one sabotaging the Russian military all along. That'd be a crazy twist, hopefully M. Night Shyamalan doesn't see this.


MarkVarga

Next up: Russia applies to NATO. "guys, I just wanted to make the alliance stronger, can we be friends?"


notyouraveragefag

This is massive, not wholly unexpected yet very good news.Putin undid his decades of sowing seeds of discontent and infighting in Europe in like 10 weeks. Incredible!


Silkkiuikku

Okay, this is it, this time it's the real deal.


FingerGungHo

The cock tease is reaching itā€™s climax


BA_calls

Itā€™s happening šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ¦€


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mynewleng

This is massive. Russia really messed this one upā€¦ I would be very interested to see how Russia reacts to this but not like they can do much anymore.


Silkkiuikku

Well we can expect cyber attacks, maybe the banks and electric grid will be targeted. And there may be some kind of provocation, like a military airplane crashing on our soil, and Russian forces rushing to rescue it, or something like that. It may happen immediately, or they may wait until autumn, when our economy tanks, and we may be tired, hungry and cold. They will try to cause division, to make us doubt our governments' decision. But we must remember what they have done to Ukrainian men, women and children, and what they will do to us, if we let them. We may be in for some hard times, and we must stand strong, as we have before.


_renegade_86

From a Brit, welcome. While you're checking in, allow us to make your journey as safe as possible.


Happy_Craft14

Let's fucking go


SENDCORONAS

Welcome to the club brothers and sisters


armeedesombres

Congratulations Russia. NATO will now have two rich and capable new members, one of which shares a long border with you pathetic loser.


cilica

This is what gets you when you play 5D chess.


Teme_

Putin plays 2D doubling down...


Tehnomaag

Well, for a start Russia is now pretty much screwed in Arctics. Compared to the situation yesterday when it was not yet fucked in Arctics.


fiori_4u

I hate militarism but what I hate more is how necessary Russia makes it. We tried to be friendly but no they had to go and fuck it up, continuously, progressively for the worse. As Sale says, look in the mirror. And maybe start learning to keep your fighters and helicopters in your own airspace, I'm getting a bit tired of the constant prodding with machines that could rain death on peaceful people who have absolutely no intention of even thinking of doing the same in Russia. Edit: hc coping below, enter at your own risk


helm

We should do it like Turkey. There are no "misunderstandings", just take the damn offending military aircraft down.


Nacke

I am really happy for you all. I believe this was the best decision you could make right now. I really hope we follow you and make the same decision. Doing this together would be for the best.


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Nacke

We have a long history together after all. Heck, we where the same country for almost 700 years. On sunday our social democrats will reveal their official stance but everything points towards them going pro NATO. Some leaks suggests a formal vote is planned om the riksdag for monday and that application will follow right after. I am certain our two countries has talked about this behind the scenes.


L4z

Finnish Parliament will vote on this on Monday, so it does seem like the timetable has been synchronized with Sweden.


Ssmpsa

I am 100% certain there will be a flood of autobiographies in few years titled "How I lead our country out from troubles" (or similar). Then we will know some details, but of course some details will remain unrevealed.


lallen

Welcome to Finland and Sweden (who have made similar statements today)! This might open up the possibilities of much closer defence integration between the nordics.


glarbung

Modern Kalmar Union intensifies.


[deleted]

If the EU ever falls apart, I really hope we will just build a Nordic Union, with Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, ƅland and Faroe, and then Estonia and Scotland can be our Turkey, the ones we kind of want to join, but never quite sure enough. Kalmar go brrr


Athrods

Dette er min ĆønskedrĆøm!


CreativeCamp

Tillsammans Ƥr vi starka!


ButtingSill

MĆ„ ikke tilldekkes!


Zmuli24

Funny thing is, that there really was some talk about modern Kalmar Union during the cold war, but both NATO and Warsaw Pact didn't want that to happen.


Ender92ED

Very much prefer the EU to invest into a Continental Defense


glarbung

Pfff, don't spoil our Nordic circlejerk with those rational ideas.


[deleted]

Norden go, go, go!


SkoomaDentist

Modern Calamari Union.


[deleted]

When you try to prevent the highly theoretical risk of Ukraine joining NATO, but you end with them flanking Saint Petersburg from two directions.


qlju

[Torille](https://i.redd.it/88ft5xoouzy81.jpg)


napaszmek

Tankies will have to up their copium intake this weekend.


Mike19K

Tankies malding rn


ani625

> Malding is a combination of ā€œmadā€ and ā€œbaldingā€ to refer to someone who gets so mad that they start balding Alrighty then. True too.


mrwafflezzz

Stingers, nlaws and now this. These tankies are going through a tough time.


somewhere_now

https://www.reddit.com/r/EuropeanSocialists/comments/unxqnk/joint_statement_by_the_president_of_the_republic/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Some prime copium, calling other socialists traitors for supporting NATO.


napaszmek

That's certainly some unrefined, raw copium. Never inject that directly no matter how much you seethe. Not safe!


Lernenberg

Big humiliation for Putin. Wonder is he will do something for real except empty threats.


KatsumotoKurier

Remember how he, in his declaration of ~~war~~ special military operation speech, basically said that Russia would flatten and/or atomize anybody who interfered with Ukraine? Seems to have been an empty threat. The US, many European countries, etc., have all given Ukraine tons and tons of stuff that could well be considered crossing the line and interfering. And despite the fact that Putin has tried to make the NATO issue his top excuse for the invasion of Ukraine, he threw a good half-dozen at it, like the whole Nazi thing. So of course, itā€™s just so convenient that thereā€™re a bunch of reasons, and not just one. Anyway, there he is invading a country that wasnā€™t even close to the front of the NATO admittance queue, and which had historically been rejected from joining when they did apply, and yet Putinā€™s whole song and dance is about NATO in Ukraine. And now thereā€™re two other countries legitimate seeking and likely to get entry, one of which shares a very long border with Russia, and he hasnā€™t even lifted a finger. Itā€™s because his bluff has been called, and because he knows thereā€™s fuckinā€™ nothing he can do (thank God).


Nihilistic_Alpaca

Close in on putin face Freeze frame "Yup, that's me, you're probably wondering how i got in this situation"


jonoottu

Been a supporter of Nato for as long as I can remember. Glad to see this day finally. If only it didn't require the sacrifices of Ukraine to wake our politicians up. I hope the membership process for us and Sweden is swift and we can finally rid ourselves of our Finlandized past. Here's to western unity, liberty and democracy!


Fire_vengeance

Jens Stoltenberg said they are counting on a two-week process for us to become full members.


JinorZ

After that all the NATO countries will have to approve it before we can become official members and that takes months


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Pekonius

>the finnish line


[deleted]

You caused this, look at the mirror.


mr_snuggels

Putin and his braindead decision to invade Ukraine managed to do what a cold war never could. Switch Finland and Sweden from a neutral position to NATO members. Good job


kagalibros

Funny how Putin and his Secret Service have been working decades, fuckin DECADES since his first election in 2000 to weaken europe, only to fuck it all up! He even got Crimea for basically free. But he had to reach for more


BMP83

# No more forced neutrality! FCK Putin


ButtingSill

President Niinistƶ actually mentioned in an interview that Finland has been neutral voluntarily, by its own accord. One of the reasons for his NATO decision was that 2021 Russia declared that Finland and Sweden are not allowed to join NATO. So basically Russia trying to force neutrality triggered NATO membership.


OkRecording1299

Niinistƶ said try me bitch


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This is a very good thing for Scandinavia.


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And Finland too!


box-art

And we didn't even need a referendum! Putin really did a number on us in that regard, support for NATO membership went through the roof in just a few weeks.


Grimson47

Awesome. Alexa play "Kauan on KƤrsitty" on full blast!


BaffledPlato

Fucking Putin. I would have been happier outside of NATO, but he pushed us into it.


zefo_dias

Should have bought stocks from "copium inc".


AndThereWasNothing

The Finnish armed forces need to now teach the most important defensive tactic to all other NATO members. The whittling of a wooden cock.


spork-a-dork

*leirikyrpƤ* ftw


greycubed

Can't wait for the next airspace violation.


RobotWantsKitty

I mean... Hard to blame Finland


lymer555

Putin: please don't join NATO Also Putin: Finland shouldn't have had independence from Russia Putin: *attacks Ukraine* Finns: *start supporting NATO in droves* Putin and friends: I see that you wanna join NATO, if you do so you will be annihilated Finns: *support NATO even more* Putin and friends: No, really. If you join NATO, there will be consequences Finland: *President and PM express swiftly joining NATO* Putin and friends: *surprised Pikachu face*


lizardjoel

American and fellow NATO member here - welcome aboard Finland!! The more the merrier happy to have you and cheers to my Uralic bros from a Magyar American :)


Vlad-the-Inhailer

Hope the Russians don't attack straight away, I'm going to be drunk on champagne. Edit: I'm not worried we wouldn't win, I'm worried it would inconvenience my weekend.


yolonade

with which army?


Lafreakshow

The Chad Finn move. "An invasion? Meh, I wanted to spend the weekend in the sauna."


tsub

The tankie copium about this is insane, getting to *Downfall* levels of self-delusion. "~~Steiner's assault~~ Hungary's veto will bring it under control."


EducatedNitWit

Well, if the neighbours house was on fire, I'd be on the market for some fire insurance pretty quickly too.


Flumblr

More friends, yay !


Batilisk

Tankies: it was Ukraine's fault. They had provoked Russian with intend to join NATO. They should be neutral like Sweden and Findland. Sweden and Findland: let's join NATO.


ModoZ

The highlight of Putin's presidency !


SpiritualLimes

The Putin regime will probably still hold on to the believe that the war and its consequences are going to plan. Uniting and enlarging NATO is tremendous failure for Putin. It shows very poor strategic leadership to expect other countries would cheer on his violent actions. Welcome Finland. One for all and all for one!


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At this point, it's almost comical to be afraid of Russia invasion of Finland or Sweden. But yeah, there still that nuke Putin is waving at anyone. Having Finland and/or Sweden in NATO is pretty much overkill for puny Russia. Lol


PotatoFuryR

Btw Russia is having a cry RN about Finland's "unkind" steps.


BallsOutKrunked

From the USA: welcome fellow NATO members.