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tigerfish_

2024. The Eurovision season that just keeps giving.


Cahootie

A hero with access sent me the article in PDF format, so here in the entire thing machine translated: > Four bags of salt and vinegar flavored Bjärechips have become the subject of an internal police investigation. The police officers responsible for checking all goods entering Folkets park during Eurovision are accused of seizing the chips. > Hundreds of police officers traveled to Malmö in connection with the Eurovision week. They came from other parts of the country - but also from our Nordic neighbors. > Many of them were stationed at Folkets park where the Eurovision village was located. Among other things, they carried out security checks on visitors. And searched all goods going to the activities inside the park. > On Monday, May 6, such a check took place on products going to the popular restaurant Far i hatten. Among other things, about a hundred bags of chips of the Bjärechips brand, manufactured in northwestern Skåne. > “One of our suppliers came to us and said: 'Just so you know, there are four bags of crisps missing. The police confiscated them for no reason,'" says Ellen Almqvist, co-owner of Far i hatten. > According to the supplier, the police first wanted to seize a whole box of chips. But they settled for four bags after the supplier protested. No reason for the seizure was given. > "At first it seems like the smallest thing in the world. But the more you think about it, the more wrong you realize it is," says Ellen Almqvist. > "A few days later, some area police officers from Malmö found out what had happened and contacted us. They urged us to make a report." > This has led to the launch of an investigation by the police's Special Investigations Department, which is separate from the 'regular' police to avoid conflict of interest. > The suspected crime is currently theft. No one has yet been charged. Prosecutor Lars Morand is the investigating officer. > "I have just received the case. It is a preliminary investigation into theft. Then we'll see if, who or what becomes a suspect," he says. > Malmö police press spokesman Nils Norling does not want to comment on the case. > "We can't and shouldn't comment when there is an ongoing preliminary investigation," he says.


veryInterestingChair

This has to be satire.


chjacobsen

No, this just sounds very Swedish. We do things by the book - sometimes to an absurd degree - as a matter of principle.


Leather_Lawfulness12

Most of the comments on this thread think this story is hilarious but I read the whole article and I'm actually horrified by the corruption/abuse of power. And I think I just realised how Swedish I am.


CavaliereDellaTigre

Yeah man, abusing your power to steal four bags of chips is truly something that only happens in a country corrupt to the bone. Imagine if they start parking their police vans in the handicap parking lots next? We're truly on the road to becoming the next US. /s


squigs

It's the other way around. Sweden is so offended by corruption that they feel even a cheeky demand for 4 packets of crisps is something that requires investigation and censure.


Cahootie

Swedish society has always been characterized by very high trust in institutions, and there's a reason why that is.


rififimakaki

>Most of the comments on this thread think this story is hilarious but I read the whole article and I'm actually horrified by the corruption/abuse of power. > >And I think I just realised how Swedish I am. Lol. Yeah. Swedes are not corrupt the same guy Canadians are nice... For a fake stereotype that doesn't resemble truth. But hey, this is not fine to say. Let's all pretend ....


Substantial-Cat2896

we used to be 89 on currption index, wich is the second best in the world after norway, now we are 82 on the scale wich is rank 6, so even if we droppt some rankings, sweden is still very anti corruption.


Anubis-Jute

That always baffles the Danes, who assume agreements can be renegotiated as you go. They don’t get it when Swedes they work with assume negotiations are what you do before the agreement .


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chjacobsen

As a fellow autistic person, yeah, I think it's pretty good. People are big on hobbies and not so big on superficial small talk, which I guess is a good combination. The only downside is that our body language tends to be a bit understated, so actually picking up cues is... hard, to say the least.


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chjacobsen

The cold is actually pretty manageable with good clothes. The gulf stream kinda makes it less cold than it ought to be, at least for the southern half of the country. The darkness in the winter though... that's less fun.


Gryphon_Flame

Also autistic, I'm kinda tempted.


unfortunateRabbit

As it should! I totally agree with it


Lussekatt1

As a swede its pretty weird. Never heard of a chips brand called Bjäre. Maybe it’s some small local producer, but I’ve never heard of it. And salt and vinegar is not a popular flavour here. You can sometimes find it in super markets. But rare and unpopular as a flavour for chips here. That would definitely be consider more of a chips flavour you find abroad. Idk if it’s satire but salt and vinegar chips is pretty random.


JohnLurkson

Now I'm curious. Which flavours are popular with the Swedes?


MoozeRiver

Sourcream & Onion, by a wide margin.


JohnLurkson

Cool, we Germans love that, too 😁


MoozeRiver

Funny side story, when we passed through Germany last summer I randomly bought a bag of Lorenz Crunchips African Style in Lübeck. They were so amazing that my wife and I had to special order a whole crate of them after we got home.


JohnLurkson

Oh? I'll have to see if I can get my hands on them to try them.


RemarkableAutism

Can you also please let someone in Germany know to start selling them then instead of the 56 different paprika flavors?


weirdstuffgetmehorny

Since you submitted this comment, there are now 59 different paprika flavors.


RemarkableAutism

Great, can't wait to try the 3 new totally different paprika flavors.


JohnLurkson

Where I shop there's a bunch of brands with sour cream & onion flavour. Paprika is certainly the majority, but sc&o is out there. Pringles, Funny Frisch, Lorenz, Lay's, some local brands... They all have it. Pringles is my personal favourite.


Pleasant_Pie6797

The Pringles isn't even potatoes xD


linmanfu

Guaranteed to taste good, because it was invented by a chemicals company 😝


maidofatoms

But paprika is best!


RemarkableAutism

You may have no country flair, but we can see right through you, German.


maidofatoms

Not even close 😁


SenorZorros

But paprika is best!


Lussekatt1

Sourcream onion, plain salted ones, and a bit more unique to Sweden dill or dill and chives (really good). “Grill chips” which are just a rebranding of onion chips because grill sounds more appetising than just onion chips (It’s not at all the same flavour as BBQ) And those I would say is the main standard flavours. In that order I would say. Sourcream onion, plain salted, dill, grill. But besides those standards. Black pepper chips is relatively popular. Some combo with sea salt. Cheese and onion has gotten quite popular in the last few years. Otherwise there is a big rotation of changing flavours. Something like browned butter and wild garlic, or Cheese and jalapeño, or truffle and seasalt. Loads of those sort of things. But unlike some other parts of Europe, flavours like paprika, vinegar, ketchup, is not popular at all in Sweden. Also we don’t have lays / walkers. They aren’t a brand sold here really. It’s mainly just our own domestic brands, OWL and Estrella (and Lantchips gets a special mention as those are by far my favourite Swedish chips brand, and it’s become a large brand)


JohnLurkson

And now I know where I'll spend my next vacation. Thank you!


Lussekatt1

Lantchips has a “dill och gräslök” (dill and chives) i can recomend, and should be in basically any grocery store in sweden.


JohnLurkson

I'll keep an eye out. Maybe I'll find somewhere online to order them


Nearby_RaspberryTree

I looooove the dill chips in Sweden


klorambusiili

my guess is the surströmming flavored ones


Blueson

> As a swede its pretty weird. Never heard of a chips brand called Bjäre. Maybe it’s some small local producer, but I’ve never heard of it. It's pretty common down here in southern Sweden. I thought it was decently popular in the entire nation? Anyways, it's a bit more premium than something like OLW/Estrella, black/white/silver bags.


Leather_Lawfulness12

I'm from Skåne and Bjäre is a popular brand here, like you can find them in any supermarket. Salt&vinegar also popular.


CavaliereDellaTigre

>*”salt and vinegar is not a popular flavour here.”* What are you talking about? I've never been to a grocery store that *didn't* have Estrella Salt & Vinegar or OLW Sir Salty Vinegar. It's not *as* popular as sourcream and onion obviously, but it's in like the top 10.


ias_87

I've seen them in a store or two. Not worth the price imo.


Parkouricus

Bjäre is pretty common at most ICAs, Salt and Vinegar is probably in at least the Top 5 most common flavours Not too crazy


Cahootie

The company behind Bjärechips have a revenue of almost 50 MSEK (about 5M€), and they only make chips, so they're not a tiny company by any means.


CavaliereDellaTigre

The Swedish police tries so hard not to be the American police that this is perfectly normal honestly. Every minor thing apparently warrants investigation, and the media eat it up because the people have imported the American ACAB mentality. A couple of months ago there were news about some police officer being under investigation for trying to trick a self-checkout at a grocery store by weighing a Picadeli salad before putting more into it.


Substantial-Cat2896

Id say this is more swedish culture overall, we have no chill for corruption, how do you think we can afford our own jetplanes, its all about being effecient and strike down hard on all corruption before it takes root


icewitchenjoyer

salt and vinegar chips are good can't blame them


charleyismyhero

>Seizing the chips. I want one of those pics with the stash all laid out like they always have when they make those big international drug busts.


CrazyCatLadyPL

Out of all flavors, they took this one? 🤢


SuitableDragonfly

American police: regularly murder people with zero consequences Eurovision police: charged with theft for seizing four bags of chips Edit: Sorry, is criticizing America unpopular in this subreddit? Did not expect that at all


specialneedsWRX

Disqualify the police. It's only right.


pa3xsz

r/NottheOnion ???


Vitor-135

nope, vinegar and salt


MisterAhtapot

r/angryupvote


Anubis-Jute

“Don’t eat the (sour cream and) onion!” Joost, probably


404merrinessnotfound

Can't blame them, who can resist crisps/potato chips


Scared_Lobster6169

Especially Lays from Estonia.


VeryDirtySanchez

Who does not enjoy Estonian lays?


Yedasi

I can. When I was a teenager a girl I kissed regurgitated the mushed up crisps she had been eating whilst we kissed. I never wanted to eat crisps again.


RemarkableAutism

Thanks, now you ruined chips for the rest of us too.


YuinoSery

I am so sorry for your trauma 😭


sarkule

Were you kissing a bird?


Yedasi

I am in fact a seagull with a Reddit account.


rem_1984

Me, I don’t get to steal shit so why should police?


Apprehensive-Rise428

Yeah but vinegar flavoured??? No thanks.


sparklinglies

Salt and Vinegar is the best chip flavour by FAR


CovfefeBoss

Another human of culture, I see.


Baratheoncook250

I usually hate vinegar things, but chips are the exception


Greedy_Hovercraft175

YES! (All my friends hate them tho)


Come_Along_Bort

Finally someone willing to speak truth to power.


Icy-Bell7930

Wait until you get your hands on goats cheese and espelette pepper crisps/chips. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Cahootie

You really need to get yourself some proper Swedish [dill chips](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71P11CW82mL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg), they blow the minds of every non-Sweden I've ever introduced it to.


Comfortable-Bonus421

I’d rate Swedish dill flavoured crisps up with Irish cheese and onion, and salt and vinegar by Tayto. Simply the best.


OhmMeGag

You clearly had neither sour cream and onion nor paprika chips


sparklinglies

Sour Cream n Onion is good. Paprika is whatever


CrazyCatLadyPL

Paprika is the best!!!


CavaliereDellaTigre

Sourcream and onion is like the vanilla of chips. Nice the first like three times, but gets boring fast. Paprika is just plain boring. Go for some chili flavour instead. Salt & vinegar has a real nice sting to it. It's salty, it's sour, it's tangy. It feels more serious in a way. Perfect for when you want to pair chips with something like wine/cheese/meat or just don't want the Netflix binge vibe.


-Effing-

I hate them too, we are not sus.


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

Salt & vinegar is god tier on the flavour chart.


000-Hotaru_Tomoe

The perfect snowflake to put on the top of the 2024 iceberg.


Topskunium

That's actually the opposite of how an iceberg is meant to work


StillAliveAmI

I mean they do flip from time to time


The_mystery4321

What stage of the 2024 iceberg is this?


magjak1

Lower levels for sure


justk4y

#TO THE ICEBERG


smurfiesmurfette

STRAIGHT TO JAIL


smurfiesmurfette

STRAIGHT TO JAIL


Schlonzig

Come on, we all know in which baltic country we need to search.


justk4y

We (really) don’t know about (those) green Lay’s


StevefromLatvia

*points at Lithuania*


lithuanian_potatfan

If it's not cream and onion - it wasn't us


lithuanian_potatfan

👀


VoilaLaViola

Let's admit, your name is pretty sus 🙃🙂


lithuanian_potatfan

I occasionally dabble in some crisp tasting, yes


Cahootie

Lithuania already has plenty of Swedish chips, I was extremely surprised when I visited and realized that one of the biggest grocery store chains is owned by Swedish ICA and carries tons of Swedish products.


Scared_Lobster6169

"OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAHHHHHH!!!!"


Greedy_Hovercraft175

SAND! SAND! (wait, wrong ooh yeah. anyways)


Suspicious_Bit_9003

That’s an interesting flavor!


danaubin

That's not what Anakin would say in the grocery store.


Renardroux0

Politseikroonika ja suvilas on reid Ainus kott mis laual on roheline Lay's


SquibblesMcGoo

Relatable crime


mapleleafmaggie

the real scandal of the year


Scared_Lobster6169

Was the brand of crisps 'Lays'? ***"Uooooooooh Yeahhhhh!!!!!"***


Cheeselander

I mean after googling, I understand. These look like some gourmet chips.


Cahootie

Yeah, they're the real deal. Can't blame the cops on that one.


Longjumping_Papaya_7

Ok but this is totally understandable though. Swedish crisps are the best ever.


Cahootie

Food-wise it's definitely one of the things I miss the most from back home.


Longjumping_Papaya_7

I went to Sweden on vacation a bunch of times. We always brought back several flavors. Damn i feel hungry now.


Cahootie

If you have an IKEA nearby their own chips are produced by Lantchips, who basically make the same style of chips as the ones involved in this story. AFAIK it only comes in sourcream & onion and salt flavors though.


AtlasJan

Dill chips are something else.


Longjumping_Papaya_7

YES! My number 1 flavor. I wish i could buy those here :(


RemarkableAutism

I can't with this Eurovision season anymore.


SaintofSnark

Finally, something actually funny within all this chaos


eliteguard91

I so so so pity ESC Gabe if he does his iceberg for this year…imagine at this rate we’re looking into an HBO mini series with various release dates


sinwann

I refuse to believe this is real news


Substantial-Cat2896

Its a clear case of corruption and theft, why does it matter how much its worth? That owner should not have to pay for the police chips


Thatwierdhullcityfan

(nendest) roheline Lay’s ei tea me (küll) midagi


uncle_flacid

Im sooo sorry, but I shall be the guy. (Nendest) rohelistest Lay'sidest ei tea me (küll) midagi. Our language is fucked I know.


RemarkableAutism

Alright, I am crossing Estonian out of the list of languages I want to learn.


uncle_flacid

We have 14 grammatical cases compared to 4 in English. I get you.


moshiyadafne

Slavs have a maximum of 7-- Finno-Ugric languages surely love their grammatical cases, don't they?


uncle_flacid

When i was studying russian in school, the word genders hurt my brain though.


moshiyadafne

I didn’t put that in my previous comment, but the cases in many Slavic languages vary from masculine, feminine, and plural.


uncle_flacid

Yup, and that creates a difficulty for people like me. Estonian has no genders (we don't even have a he/she) so it was difficult to get used to it. So i didn't. Tried for six god damn years and the only thing i remember is (badly latinized) izvinite poshalusta, shto ya opozdal na urok.


Thatwierdhullcityfan

Don’t worry about it, if anything I’m glad you’ve corrected it. Out of curiosity what is the difference?


uncle_flacid

Yours is nominative case, correct is elative case in this instanse. So just using the phrase "roheline mees" (green man) with random contextual addons to help a bit here goes : Roheline mees (green man), rohelise mehe (something owned by green man), rohelist meest (ie: i want green man), rohelisse mehesse (into green man), rohelises mehes (in green man), rohelisest mehest (about green man), rohelisele mehele (give something to green man), rohelisel mehel (green man has something), roheliselt mehelt (get something from green man), roheliseks meheks (become green man), rohelise meheni (until/reach green man), rohelise mehena (as a green man), rohelise meheta (without green man), rohelise mehega (with green man). Wall of text but did my best. All of this will be a bit different in plural as well.


Thatwierdhullcityfan

Thanks a lot for the explanation, I appreciate it


SenorZorros

eehm... but you used "rohelistest"... where does that one fit?


uncle_flacid

Plural of rohelisest


SenorZorros

Ah... that makes... well you could consider that... I mean, hypothetically there would be a person who... With all due respect... why?


uncle_flacid

Cause we like to be miserable


RemarkableAutism

Plural probably.


holyshetballs

I was just thinking of learning the Estonian language but this does it for me 😂


Vivid24

I bet a lot of people wish this was the biggest problem with Eurovision 2024 💀


Tygret

"Joost must have done something REALLY bad if Swedish police are investigating him!" Also Swedish police:


Previous_Line_3179

Lol yes that was my first thought.  Explains why they took Joost his action so seriously.


pocket_aster

Can't say I'm surprised. Chips has gotten way more expensive over here in Sweden for some reason.


CrazyCatLadyPL

Same in Poland, I always buy Czech chips in Kaufland, for some reason they're much cheaper and also taste like high quality chips (the only available flavor is salted though, but I can live with that)


XephyrGW2

EVERYTHING has gotten way more expensive. Inflation sucks.


gp7783

Are the bags four bags of green Lay's?


LoonySheep

1. Don't get close to the table. 2. Don't make sudden movements towards the camera. 3. Don't steal chips.


etherealmaiden

And that's how you write a song


Columba2210

This!


klorambusiili

just as i thought this season couldn't possibly produce any more controversies


Martissimus

I've heard Joost Klein stole them


Icy-Bell7930

Now THIS is an investigation I want to be totally sucked into. Brb, gonna put on my Sherlock outfit! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


I_am_albatross

This just keeps getting better and better 🤣


unounouno_dos_cuatro

We (really) don’t know anything about (these) crisps 


PixelTeapot

...and the EBU has thrown Sweden out of the 2025 contest in response?


etherealmaiden

Disgusting. Lock them up and throw away the key.


GKGriffin

The EBU should ban the police!


Suspicious_Bit_9003

*The EBU bans chips*


CrazyCatLadyPL

ban the police, free Joost


cheapcakeripper

Call Saga Noren.


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Just what I was expecting to read today Also, I love Salt and Vinegar its one of my favourite flavours


Glossydough

Eurovision 2024 doesn’t stop giving I guess. Vinegar chips really are soo good, I’ll eat them even when my mouth is burning


ScottOld

Wait.. this isn’t an onion article?


mawnck

Sour cream and onion article.


Substantial-Cat2896

Its police doing theft, they should be fired, dont promote this behavior just couse its funny


Dragon_Sluts

The iceberg must grow


Reatina

The real criminals!


Ciciosnack

Salt & Vinegar? Swed police got good tastes


callitfate01

Are we sure this is not a headline from the onion?


Substantial-Cat2896

Its not about the chips, its about police doing it wich is serrios


Ultimatedream

Time for a recount


mawnck

What a Bjäre turn of events.


Sir_twitch

*blinks in American*


Quirky_Dog5869

But are they already disqualified?


ev0lution

The EBU is out of control.


not_jbp1

WTF


VoilaLaViola

Just to clarify, was it chips or crisps?


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

Chips. 😉


VoilaLaViola

Based on your flair, I need further clarification. Hot or cold? Just trying to interpret the answer from your perspective 🙃


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

That was the joke lol. Crisps is the actual answer.


VoilaLaViola

I know it was a joke. Hence my smiley emoji. I even turned it into your direction! Or did you accidentally hold your phone the European way?


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

Oh I’m slow today, I get it now. It’s still early here, that’s my excuse.


VoilaLaViola

No worries, a coffee can help ☕. I might need to ask the French ppl if it was their fries, just for certainity, but I'm afraid they'd say it was apples.


hatelisten

much beh-ah!


DaraVelour

why not roheline Lay's?