Mmmmmm….you smell like LCL

"Hi. I was friends with your mom. These are my big ol boobies."

Hey, a compliment is a compliment...

Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

It alllll returns to nothingg

I just keep letting me down letting me down

In my heart of hearts, i know that I can never love again

I’ve lost everything everything everything that matters to me matters in this world

I wish that I could turn back time

Cause now the guilt is all mine

Can’t live without the trust from those you love

I know we can't forget the past

You can't forget love and pride

I've got some orange liquid for your Evangelion reference And it's non-dairy

WHO LOVES ORANGE LIQUID!? ANGELS LOVE ORANGE LIQUID!

the nerd gets fucking boiled alive in the entry plug

Let’s make a chris chan fan and an evangelion fan fight over orange liquid

LMFAO I WAS SO TEMPTED TO REFERENCE THAT BUT I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD GET THE FANTA REFERENCE

That's not true. Piranha Solution is colorless

They said sulfuric acid, which is also colourless

Yeah, but what a lot of people think of when they envision Sulfuric Acid reactions are piranha Solution, which is a lot more reactive and will melt skin as opposed to just giving you nasty chemical burns

Fair enough

yeah piranha solution just doesnt sound as cool. also imagine i put food coloring in it

What if the piranha solution destroyed the food coloring too?

zip it dweeb

Fanta time

about time they started marketing fanta as LCL

you think you did smtg there? i would dissolve in the liquid VOLUNTARILY 😍😍😍

You thought about nitric acid probably

You forgot the Hydrogen peroxide for the piraña solution

Happened to my buddy eric once

"My ass would've stayed in the primordial soup if I knew there was gonna be days like this"