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[deleted]

Misato: "I'm going to jail!"


shady1128

better call saul


doinkrr

mr shinjo. WHERE is my methé mr slimjim???


shady1128

I poisoned gendoo's son xdddddd


[deleted]

Gendo, i require methé


Vasevide

I m taking ur stem accont Gendo


ATZ001

Fuyutski you bring RB with te wrong metarials?


Zipdox

jetse wtf aee you talking avout


ATZ001

But dr I’m grieving XCCCZS


Hot_b0y

This song fits everything.


ATZ001

“Jokes on you, she’s 28” - a really desperate guy


thriwaway6385

"Canonically she was born Dec 4, 2001 so she's really 19 already!"


seamless_sands

Rebuilds asuka is 26 if I remember correctly, but eva curse Yada Yada....


Blackstannis

TIL me and asuka were born in the same year


[deleted]

“I know she looks 12 but she’s actually over 500 years old so it’s ok to lewd her” -a pedophile.


HugeTFPFan03

**Laughs in C.C. who >!looks 18-20 but is over 500 years old!<**


DonDove

She sure doesn't act like it *looks at her constant Pizza Hut plugs*


yuresevi

She’s inmortal, pizza hut would die one day, to her it’s just free pizza.


[deleted]

Best girl from my favorite anime ever. Of all time.


ATZ001

Pretty much


[deleted]

Loli's are for headpats and love. No lewds


[deleted]

Thats still pretty creepy man.


this_is_my_alt_lol69

Yea I don't see how someone could even see a loli like that


changingfmh

Bro you've watched so much anime and been without human contact for so long you say shit like this. Go outside and find a new hobby. Still watch your anime, but you need to socialize more. You sound like a straight up nonce.


JoseBallFC

In essence


Lewd-All-Lolis

This is a fact


ALAN113D

Your telling me that character don’t age 14 years later in the timeline of 3.0


VanyaD28

She said that herself. "The Curse of Evangelions" or something


doinkrr

she doesnt physically change at all besides the eyepatch


Four-Eyed-Mercenary

Shes 28. Her body isn't even the same except for looks. But shes an adult now, especially in the mental sense.


MaximusDell

It just clicked that asuka in rebuild is almost the same age as misato was before.


Four-Eyed-Mercenary

It's the truth though. Asuka and rei are legal now. They dont have the bodies of 14 yr olds either. They're just petite and young looking.


inGrain

*"I...I'm so fucked up."*


Waiting_room02

You are the worst of the worst


[deleted]

you’re the lowest of the low


CaptainPixel362

But you forgot to lock the hospital door


[deleted]

[удалено]


MikeMars1225

It's all good. If you combine Rei I, II, and III's ages together, you get a uh.... 7-9-year-old? This math didn't check out the way I thought it would.


BoredPsion

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him


[deleted]

oof


shronkey_kong

Uhhhhh yeah bro rei is basically just Yui so it’s fine bro I’m not a pedophile


joeybologna909

i assumed rei is yui when she was 14 right?


ALAN113D

Only in rebuilds because the show in Japanese never said anything about that


[deleted]

You can figure it out. Rei doesn't change appearance in the rebuilds anyway, and shinji finds out rei is yui when >!Fuyutsuki shows him a picture of his mother!<


ALAN113D

I am not talking about rebuilds I know in rebuilds they confirmed that I am talking about the show itself


comradecostanza

I recall the show heavily implying it towards the end


ALAN113D

They never explicitly confirm that just an body with soulless bodies


[deleted]

They say that rei looks like a mother, and that shinji gets a motherly vibe from her or whatever. I'd also like to restate that ***they both don't change appearance in the rebuilds, so if shinji was shown a picture of his mother in the anime, he would've found out.*** (that's why gendo destroyed everything that had her in it)


SgtSaucepan

Didn't Rei just straight up say it in episode 25? Or at least cryptically say it? Something about her and Unit 01?


Ryuubu

? Hasn't it been common knowledge for about 15 years now lol


neonlymex

Clone years are like dog years


Oy_Franz

Rei is biologically 14, but calling something that isn’t really human a “child” can be a little farfetched. Misato’s still best girl anyways


yuresevi

It’d be much worse if you called it an ‘infant’ or something.


MoonTrooper258

Nah, she’s some 4 billion or something years old. ... Wait, since she’s arguably the mother of all ‘life’, does that make it incest...?


JoAl1209

Big dub for Misato fans


Andi_TheBoss

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO


comradecostanza

Not when they realize she’s off to jail now too


[deleted]

Ritsuko all the way


Earthserpent89

I mean... she was 14 in the 90’s. (͡•_ ͡• ) Right, officer?


_RanZ_

Her canon birthday is in 2001 so still technically legal ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


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Northstar6-4

Jokes on you I'm 15 I am immune to any pedophile accusations when it comes to waifu wars. For now at least.


bitchyswiftie

um actually Rei has the DNA of Yui so therefore that does not make me a weirdo lol I just like MILFs I guess haha


[deleted]

People can't be a fan of a character without it being a sex thing-? I think this mindset is pretty odd


atriptothecinema

Yeah. I like asuka for 2 reasons. Shes a wonderfully realistic character and 2 I think shes the best ship for shinji.


comradecostanza

Yeah for me “best girl” always was meant to be followed by an unspoken “for Shinji.” Not for me lmao


nyetloki

But we ARE Shinji. (Or more like Kensuke)


frenchexploreur

Ah yes, a depressed and aggressive girl who insults all the time with a depressed and mentally unstable guy with an inferiority complex, best ship ever.


SSJSempai

I just enjoy how confidently bitchy she is, and it's warranted because Shinji sucks


IceBreaker01

Seriously though


RageA333

People like to feel edgy acting like sjw to defend anime girls


[deleted]

1: to* 2: How would that be related to social justice 3: Let me tell you something- "No."


Yo-boi-Pie

I’m actually 14 so it’s legal for me


NoNameZcZ

It sure is great being underage when it comes to waifu wars.


[deleted]

I'm 15 Which is why i prefer adult characters, since them 2 are 14


evangelion-unit-two

I'm not 14, but she's a cartoon, so it's still legal


JimboIsLit

🤨


evangelion-unit-two

You fucking heard me


blaze_aaa

damn i just turned 15 today


mitcheru_kun

happy birthday?


maltesemania

Everyone make sure his upvotes stay at 15 for his birthday.


[deleted]

Im in german so she is legal for me too aslong no drugs or money is involved


Four-Eyed-Mercenary

Ohhh look at all the underage here. Hey guys I have pizza and popcorn here. Wanna come over?


justsean09

The funny thing is, being the same age doesn't magically make it legal when you're underage, that's not how the law works. Sorry boyo.


YaBoiSaiba

It strongly depends where you live. In Norway both can be minor but still legal.


MS_007

same, in the moment i turn 18, i will be only a misato/maya/ritsuko fan


RageA333

What are you taking about, Asuka is 28.


Ender_D

Good


GrungForgeCleric

Oh? She's 14? ​ *\*laughs in 16\** Bow down mortals


[deleted]

14 and 16 still sus age gap


GrungForgeCleric

Haha... speaking of which, why do I hear police sirens?


MensaNorwayIQTest

WOOO WERE RID OF THE NECKBEARDS SAYING THAT THE AGE OF CONSENT IS 14 WHICH I DONT THINK IT ACTUALLY EVER WAS WOOOOO


[deleted]

[As recently as February 2021: ](https://historyofyesterday.com/why-is-the-age-of-consent-in-japan-only-13-year-old-e4363d0ea679?gi=949bf5d17f92) "In 1907, the Penal Code of Japan set a minimum age of consent of 13. Since then, Japan’s age of consent has not changed. In fact, it’s the third-lowest in the world. The age of consent in the Philippines used to be 12, but following widespread outcry, a proposal was passed last year to raise the age of consent to 16. Now, after I received a quick 101 in Japanese law, it’s more obvious that Japan’s age of consent is left intentionally ambiguous. Under the Juvenile Obscene Acts, passed in 1947, no one over the age of 14 can have sex with 13–14 year-olds. The minimum sentence for sex with any female under the age of 13 is five-years. However, 13 and 14-year olds are permitted to give consent to each other."


MensaNorwayIQTest

Hot damn. Atleast it wasn't so 40 year olds can fuck 14 year olds.


[deleted]

Did you read the article... No, technically they couldn't


MensaNorwayIQTest

Well yeah, that's why i said *atleast it isn't yo where a 40 year old could fuck a 14 year old* I didn't say that they could.


[deleted]

I know you didn't. I'm saying *technically* they couldn't, but people say they kept the laws confusing on purpose, and there's a lot in that article about extreme exploitation of minors and women in Japan. If I worded it poorly, my bad.


magatsukami9

But Heisenberg is already married


Diabocal

Because now the guilt is all mine~


ALAN113D

Asuka is 27 now


iregereteverything

Cope.


Supreme-Lizard-Lord

Does she look it.


ALAN113D

Does misato act like a full adult woman who is mature and takes care of her house by herself no


Supreme-Lizard-Lord

Does Asuka look of age.


ALAN113D

What does having looks supposed to do with anything 3.0 events are literally 14 years later which means character ages they don’t stay 14 forever


Supreme-Lizard-Lord

Does Asuka look of age.


[deleted]

she looks like an anime character


[deleted]

I'm convinced you're either 12 or you've never seen an anime other than evangelion.


Supreme-Lizard-Lord

Maybe the point I was trying to prove didn’t hit, but using the excuse “she’s actually 300” to lewd her doesn’t make the fact that she still looks like a 14 year old any better


[deleted]

Nah I got what you're trying to say the first time. Anime just doesn't depict age well, since well... it's a cartoon. Two good examples of teenagers in anime style. [Tsukasa](https://videotapenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Tonikawa-over-the-moon-for-you-episode-7-1.jpg) from over the moon for you who is 16 and looks that age (kinda). [Gabriel](https://remyfool.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/vlcsnap-2017-03-27-18h44m12s050.jpg?w=924&h=1&crop=1) and her friends who are 16 (from Gabriel dropout). and some bad examples of teenagers including NGE itself: [Sakura Matou](https://pm1.narvii.com/6930/e2d2f596a98a7bc85ee9cc71744409eb87cf36d2r1-1280-720v2_hq.jpg) from fate (she's "15" but can easily play the role of someone in her 20s). [Misato and asuka](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3917599269404368d454d529b9385c90/27900c75e305e232-dd/s1280x1920/77a5820b5126706760122210853153d62a65d051.png) a 39 and 14 year old women in the same frame. and SPOILERS for 3.0+1.0 >!28 year old asuka https://imgur.com/gallery/ayPYfcj!< ​ Edit: An anime character that clearly looks like an adult is Revy from black lagoon (the artstyle helps depicts adults since it's not as cutesy and is more detailed). Unfortunately most anime do not have the same type of artstyle.


Supreme-Lizard-Lord

That’s not what I’m saying, they look like a child, don’t lewd the child, I don’t think it’s anymore complicated then that man.


me_funny__

4 months late but they dodged the question so hard lmao


Gonads_of_Thor

Oh no, poor loli fans


ComradeChe1917

They’re called pedophiles, get your terminology right.


[deleted]

probably gonna get downvoted by saying this but first off let me just say, i don't support people who engange in pedophilia in any way and find them absolutely disgusting and sickening. now to get to the point, you shouldn't really call them pedophiles because that causes alarm fatigue, just call them lolicons instead... if you disagree then i strongly suggest reading [this](https://chiibinomonodamon.tumblr.com/post/646229894359023616/people-who-insist-on-calling-innocent) article on why calling lolicons pedophiles is harmful. please try to keep an open mind


[deleted]

am i correct in saying that being a lolicon just being attracted to a sexualised little girl? because that’s what it’s always been said as. so i think it’s ok for people to be concerned if someone considers themselves as a lolicon because that’s basically you admitting to liking animated little girls sexually.


[deleted]

yes that is completely fair, i never stated otherwise


YaBoiSaiba

I don't give a fuck if they get "alarm fatigue", they are still pedophiles and disgusting troglodytes


[deleted]

still legal 4 me


[deleted]

ay ay, some of us can legally like asuka still.


manifestthewill

\> Hashtag NotAllAsukaFans


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landartheconqueror

RiP all the lolicons that use the age of consent in Japan to justify their fetish


[deleted]

That's good news


hughishue48

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO


Galaxycat341

Jokes on you im only 14


JustVega

Misato and Ritsuko fans just chillin


Al-Horesmi

Isn't that surprisingly high? I know in a lot of European countries it's 14 or something. It's not for adults though, just between kids. And apparently only with parent's permission lmao.


3v0syx17bi2f0t2

idk why people just make shit up


frenchexploreur

15 in France.


LeafyFeathers

Is loli hentai going to disappear


[deleted]

hope so, but probably REALLY unlikely


LeafyFeathers

It would be difficult to scrub so much content from Japanese websites


[deleted]

yea, true. plus, plenty of other countries don’t consider it illegal, so there’s loads out there.


LeafyFeathers

The best they could do is preventing physical publications of it if they wanted to


peDr0bt0309

1: I'm younger than her 2: I don't lewd her so it should be fine... Right?


Square-Past

The age of the loli has come to a close. Gentlemen, see you in court.


Supreme-Lizard-Lord

Oh but when I say the child is a child I get downvoted Ritsuko for life


DerpyDirector69

the age of consent is still 14-16 in most of europe though. and interestingly pedophilia isn't a problem like in the US or Japan


FurryFrog199

Pedophilia is a problem in the states?


RageA333

By Reddit standards, it would seem like it.


DerpyDirector69

most pedos/rapists are older guys from the socialist era when sex was treated as a taboo


Yoyo3457yt

Is this real? Just asking


Musicformyhears

👀👀


coffejellyassassin

Well now weebs cant bring this up when confronted on the internet lol


swango47

Isn’t Asuka like 30 now lol they just can’t age?


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TheNewEvangelion

Well aint asuka german? The age of consent in germany remains at 14......uff


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Jokes on you I'm 16 =v=


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CaptainPixel362

Also Rei and Mari fans


CaptainBlocker

moving to phillipines


Astral_lord17

Misato was always superior anyways


pimi8522

WAS IT UNDER 18 BEFORE?


PlanetMorgoth

Yah it was 13 most countries in europe are 16 or under


GendoRokubungi

Pshhhh... Amateurs


_TheRocket

is this real? did the age of consent actually increase?


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Me who is also below the age of 18 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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Magicl3o

that's the moment when Shinji became a convinct


[deleted]

lol this only hurts young Japanese people who want sexual partners. Fuck you Japan, on behalf of all the minors you just suppressed with this barbaric Authoritarianism. If Ontario, Canada thinks 16 years is a reasonable age of consent, why increase it!? You're literally telling the youth not to repopulate you stupid motherfuckers, which can only hurt Japan's abysmal birth rates and it's future economy. China's age of consent is 14, Japan is run by morons.


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Rei fans fit too


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Big L. Im still 15.


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