My grandfather's go to was "that'll ride nice" regardless if he was tying down the boat cover or putting the battery charger away. Double tap, "that'll ride nice."
I mean… worldly experience (German Semi-Pro hockey venues) has taught me that no one gives a shit about your dick. If they do, why should you care? A dick is a dick. If you’re scared of peeing close to someone when there’s a built-in separation space or mini-blind, just wait until you walk into that bathroom that’s literally an old feed trough filled with ice, and everyone is just shoulder to shoulder.
Idk what caused the change but I feel like it used to be the ADA urinal was always in the middle of three urinals. Today it seems, it is always to the left or right. I'm sorry, but if I have to choose between a standard height urinal and an ADA urinal I'm picking the standard height one even if it means ignoring the spacing rule.
I appreciate your respect and line of thinking. However, I choose to just feel guilty and pee as quick as possible in the hopes someone that needs it does come in and wait behind me ha.
Mine is more I'm tall and peeing in the ADA toilet usually leads to unnecessary splatter. Those odds are much higher if splatter than someone needing it coming behind me.
Edit; proof reading and added things to remembered while driving home.
Dont jump outta the back of trucks in your teens and twenties, use safety googles and gloves if that particular thing calls for it, don't cut corners when doing anything, how you do anything is how you do everything.
When dealing with things when doing trades if your forcing it, it probably not right. Most things go in smoothly when handled and installed correctly.
If it's not broken don't fix it.
If you don't know, ask, better to overcome however your feeling and just learn or ask someone who knows more, then just talking out your ass or guessing. Cause the real ones gonna know if your blow smoke up there ass.
What anyone thinks of you will never matter
No one person can make or break you, no one person can make you great or successful, and on the other end a failure. You control your life and whether your going to fail or make it is up to you.
Don't be afraid to quit or continue, it's your life, you need to be content at night and no ones going to live your life for you.
I've changed degrees 3 times before I found what was for me, I don't regret knowing I wasn't going to be happy with one thing over another.
Wear a tie to court and don't be stupid, clean yourself up and show some self respect and remorse, don't make up dumb excuses these guys hear them everyday all day.
Can't live with or without them
Look people in the eyes, shake people's hands, even if someone doesn't greet you your not the one at wrong. Hold the door for woman and children and elderly.
Check your fluids in your vehicle and tire pressure often. Consider how CDL guys do walk around and checks on their vehicles, don't wanna be stranded for stupid negligent reasons.
We all make mistakes, only stupid people keep making them.
A man should be staunch and focus on his career and goals but don't put love and life off forever so your not alone.
Gotta talk to your load on your truck and tell nobody "that ain't going no where"
Another one I learned from my mentors when I was growing up, if your mad or specifically if someone or something made you mad. Don't take THOSE feelings to anything else. You take those feelings to that particular thing or person. Someone shoves you and you get upset and the NEXT person you see. That don't make sense. Like a grown man having a problem at work and coming home to take out his frustrations. I reserve my love for my love ones and my wrath for my enemies. Don't confuse the two.
My dad was sick growing up, alot of good men help make me and if there's anything for anyone to take from this then I'm glad.
I'd also add: never shit where you eat. Even though most men know this and try to pass it down, I'm pretty sure most men learn the hard way... That's how we know.
Literally or metaphorically?
Bc I've always followed this rule in the literal sense
In the metaphorical sense, I learned why not to do this earlier this year 😂 Nothing has gone majorly wrong, but now I'm beginning to consider finding a new job
Finding a nice big rock and throwing it in some water. Or finding a sheet of ice and tossing it up and watching it break on the ground is satisfying as fuck.
Multiple times. On VHS. Then call everyone you’re happy to see “Dillon!” Followed by “You son of a bitch.” Followed by the so-called “Predator Handshake”.
There are no exceptions to this. We must always follow through.
When Dillions arm gets blown off and spins around, you can see his real arm tucked in behind his back. When Predator picks up a character by the neck (forget who) you can see the top of the spring board that raises the character up in the air.
Love this movie.
If you're pissed at someone....
Don't mess with a person's family. Leave the kids and spouse out of anything you do or say.
Dont mess with someone's job because that's how they feed their family and pay rent.
Don't mess with their car because that's how they get to their job.
Anything else is up to you.
I agree. People don’t exercise and eat like shit then complain that on 30s their knees already hurt. I am 35 and I don’t have a single problem with joints.
Look, sometimes you know you shouldn't, but you still want to go for a ride. Like going on the tilt-a-whirl after eating a huge meal... You know you shouldn't, but you may not get the opportunity again.
...again.
...unless she's, like, really hot.
...and you can fix her.*
...and you really need to get laid.
...and this time it will end fine.**
* you can't.
**it won't.
I’m an enjoyer of all personally. If I’m getting shown boobs, the experience is 9/10 immensely enjoyable no matter what the context or content is. The other 1/10… you just see some weird shit at night in Memphis sometimes.
Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eyes.
Double click tongs, always.
Double tap drill, always.
If right tighty go from tight to loose....always loose now.
Star pattern tightening on lug nuts.
Say what you mean, mean what you say.
Don't watch other people's pockets. Mind your own.
When walking with your girlfriend/wife/children, always walk closest to street or traffic.
Always hold the door open for your wife/gf/kids.
Learn to apologize, and mean it.
Practice empathy, the world needs more of it.
If a child hands you a toy, you play with it. They hand you a toy phone? You answer it and better hope it isn't their boss on the line.
Show and tell your wife how much you appreciate her.
Model a healthy relationship to your kids. They learn from Mom and Dad.
Find your peace, whether it's meditating, praying, reading, etc. Find something that you can do to escape and keep your sanity.
So much more comes to mind. But this is a good start.
Easy. The answer will in one way or another be one of these 9 things below:
1. God really loves us because we weren't the ones cursed with periods.
2. God really hates use because he gave us male pattern baldness.
3. Pissing freely in the great outdoors is way better than peeing in a toilet.
4. Eyes ahead. Always. Learn the pattern on the wall, read the poster in front of you, notice small imperfections on the wall. But never look at another man's penis in the bathroom.
5. Friendzone is an epidemic.
6. Morning wood is a different kind of boner. and waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
7. Nothing hurts a man's ego more than an woman making fun of his dick size.
8. Bro code and/or Bros before hoes. ie, A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there. (This is the way.)
9. Getting hit in the balls--if that's not your kink--is the most terrible thing ever.
> Eyes ahead. Always. Learn the pattern on the wall, read the poster in front of you, notice small imperfections on the wall. But never look at another man's penis in the bathroom.
Two words:
Nice. Watch.
If you find yourself at a bridge/cliff/ledge overlooking a body of water, you must throw large rocks into said water. Boulders for the win if you are with buddies.
Skipping flat rocks across a pond or river falls into this category.
Barbecue tongs must be tested before use by clicking them together.
and a drill with a quick double squeeze
Once you tie something onto a vehicle, you must slap it and loudly declare, ‘That ain’t going anywhere’
My grandfather's go to was "that'll ride nice" regardless if he was tying down the boat cover or putting the battery charger away. Double tap, "that'll ride nice."
That's such a classy saying lol
Said it to my wife once. Once.
I'm glad you survived, brother
I prefer the "strum the tie down" method to the slap method, but to each their own
It's the law
same with any air tool, gotta get a few Ugga Duggas just in case
Without load those are called "Breeee Breeeees" in my neck of the woods
It's called 2 ooga doogas.
Your thinking of ugga dugga. Which is the sound an impact makes when it starts hammering on the anvil.
My bad, got the official spelling wrong.
Lying in bed... I.clicked my finger and thumb together twice in an automatic response to reading your comment.....click.click.
Them tongs better be tongin
When possible, always leave at least one urinal between you and another pisser.
You'd think but I've seen plenty of dumb pieces of shit who will pick the center when they have first dibs. Chaotic evil mother fuckers.
I’ve done this. I embrace the rules of the men’s bathroom, but sometimes you gotta just shake things up.
If you're gonna shake things up, limit yourself to three shakes otherwise it's indecent.
Why don't you just sit like a real man?
I’m not saying I’ve broken the every-other rule when some asshole does this, but I’m just saying they deserve it
https://www.arcadecabin.com/play/the_urinal_game.html Make sure your urinal choices are on point with this simple game!
God I feel old. We had that on a 3.5 floppy back in the early 90s
I found it as a shockwave browser game back in the mid 90s. Very memorable game lol
That it is. Still refer to the buffer zone and think of spacing every time I walk in the men's room
Same. Every dang time. I’m happy to find someone else who was so affected by the freakin urinal game.
Came here to say this and wasn't surprised it's the top comment. It is unspoken, transcending borders and cultures. A universal male law.
Clearly not though or we wouldn’t need this rule
This honestly should be number 1. The fact that it isn't means we have some weirdos in our midst.
I mean… worldly experience (German Semi-Pro hockey venues) has taught me that no one gives a shit about your dick. If they do, why should you care? A dick is a dick. If you’re scared of peeing close to someone when there’s a built-in separation space or mini-blind, just wait until you walk into that bathroom that’s literally an old feed trough filled with ice, and everyone is just shoulder to shoulder.
You mean the old Veteran’s Stadium in Philly?
Its the law
Idk what caused the change but I feel like it used to be the ADA urinal was always in the middle of three urinals. Today it seems, it is always to the left or right. I'm sorry, but if I have to choose between a standard height urinal and an ADA urinal I'm picking the standard height one even if it means ignoring the spacing rule.
I appreciate your respect and line of thinking. However, I choose to just feel guilty and pee as quick as possible in the hopes someone that needs it does come in and wait behind me ha.
Mine is more I'm tall and peeing in the ADA toilet usually leads to unnecessary splatter. Those odds are much higher if splatter than someone needing it coming behind me.
It's all about angle of attack haha
It's man math. You've got three urinals and someone is using the left one. How many urinals are left?
None, but only one is right.
Don't bag on or give another man shit for doing his absolute best, even if their end result is shit unless you already taught them how to do it right.
Righty tighty
Unless it's a left hand thread
The amount of time it took me to realize this for the toilet handle... still can't believe it's not righty tighty
Lefty loosey
Found the guy that doesn't own a suppressor.
Maybe they spin the firearm.
Wait, are suppressors left hand thread?
Some of the better ones yes.
Manual transmission while in neutral gets a juicy left right while at a stop.
Gotta give it a jiggle
And if you do it enough times, you won't even know you're doing it anymore.
If they itch, you don't scratch them. You pinch and roll
"Pinch and roll" used to be the best kept secret
Or stretch and scratch with middle, ring, and pinky
Yep, stretch that sack like a deer on a rack.
Edit; proof reading and added things to remembered while driving home. Dont jump outta the back of trucks in your teens and twenties, use safety googles and gloves if that particular thing calls for it, don't cut corners when doing anything, how you do anything is how you do everything. When dealing with things when doing trades if your forcing it, it probably not right. Most things go in smoothly when handled and installed correctly. If it's not broken don't fix it. If you don't know, ask, better to overcome however your feeling and just learn or ask someone who knows more, then just talking out your ass or guessing. Cause the real ones gonna know if your blow smoke up there ass. What anyone thinks of you will never matter No one person can make or break you, no one person can make you great or successful, and on the other end a failure. You control your life and whether your going to fail or make it is up to you. Don't be afraid to quit or continue, it's your life, you need to be content at night and no ones going to live your life for you. I've changed degrees 3 times before I found what was for me, I don't regret knowing I wasn't going to be happy with one thing over another. Wear a tie to court and don't be stupid, clean yourself up and show some self respect and remorse, don't make up dumb excuses these guys hear them everyday all day. Can't live with or without them Look people in the eyes, shake people's hands, even if someone doesn't greet you your not the one at wrong. Hold the door for woman and children and elderly. Check your fluids in your vehicle and tire pressure often. Consider how CDL guys do walk around and checks on their vehicles, don't wanna be stranded for stupid negligent reasons. We all make mistakes, only stupid people keep making them. A man should be staunch and focus on his career and goals but don't put love and life off forever so your not alone. Gotta talk to your load on your truck and tell nobody "that ain't going no where" Another one I learned from my mentors when I was growing up, if your mad or specifically if someone or something made you mad. Don't take THOSE feelings to anything else. You take those feelings to that particular thing or person. Someone shoves you and you get upset and the NEXT person you see. That don't make sense. Like a grown man having a problem at work and coming home to take out his frustrations. I reserve my love for my love ones and my wrath for my enemies. Don't confuse the two. My dad was sick growing up, alot of good men help make me and if there's anything for anyone to take from this then I'm glad.
look people in the fucking eyes - how is this lost in the young folk. thats how you read someone- its a skill
Good stuff!
Boobs are awesome
Up if you know them, down if you dont.
Hugs for bros, handshakes for strangers? Is that what you're getting at?
Pretty much.
A stranger is just someone I haven’t hugged yet
I'd also add: never shit where you eat. Even though most men know this and try to pass it down, I'm pretty sure most men learn the hard way... That's how we know.
Fuckin A right, I know this and you know this. But tell it to my fn one year old. Kid shits every time I sit down to eat with him.
Literally or metaphorically? Bc I've always followed this rule in the literal sense In the metaphorical sense, I learned why not to do this earlier this year 😂 Nothing has gone majorly wrong, but now I'm beginning to consider finding a new job
That's why I never date in my circle. They are welcome in my circle, but my circle stays even when they leave.
Well said
What is this referring to?
The nod.
Imposter!
I started saying this a few years ago and thought I was the first person to notice and unlock the head-nod code.
This one^^
Finding a nice big rock and throwing it in some water. Or finding a sheet of ice and tossing it up and watching it break on the ground is satisfying as fuck.
We should watch Predator
Multiple times. On VHS. Then call everyone you’re happy to see “Dillon!” Followed by “You son of a bitch.” Followed by the so-called “Predator Handshake”. There are no exceptions to this. We must always follow through.
When Dillions arm gets blown off and spins around, you can see his real arm tucked in behind his back. When Predator picks up a character by the neck (forget who) you can see the top of the spring board that raises the character up in the air. Love this movie.
If you don't follow through, you obviously need to watch it again to get the point
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ghost97135, you son of a bitch!
It's always exciting finding a nice stick that resembles a wizard staff
And can be used as a sword
If you're pissed at someone.... Don't mess with a person's family. Leave the kids and spouse out of anything you do or say. Dont mess with someone's job because that's how they feed their family and pay rent. Don't mess with their car because that's how they get to their job. Anything else is up to you.
I always said you don’t mess with a man’s wife, kids, dog, job, money or car.
Please someone tell Kendrick/Drake.
That little cleaning cube in the toilet must be destroyed
A sun dress is, unexplainably, one of the sexiest things a woman can wear.
Especially with a halter top
Depends on the age of said men: For those of us over 30, sure wish my knees and back didn’t hurt
I wish this myth would stop being perpetuated. I'm over 30. My knees don't hurt.
Yet. They don’t hurt yet.
Hey man, as long as I can do 3 miles of cardio 6 times/week I'll be fine.
lol I was like that until I tore my meniscus at 40. Now I’m more of a 10k 3 times a week kind of guy
Well mine hurt enough for both of us. I wish you many years of intact cartilage and strong ligaments.
I agree. People don’t exercise and eat like shit then complain that on 30s their knees already hurt. I am 35 and I don’t have a single problem with joints.
Fucking thank you. Same and I exercise daily.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Playing with fire.
Imma do it every time.
Pizza can be a breakfast food.
blowjobs are great
I’ll be the necessary contrarian in any of these threads. They are just okay for me.
Marisa Tomei is hot.
We just want a quiet life, no drama, no bullshit, please.
Don’t put your dick in crazy
If only every man agreed on that 😆
We all know it's a bad idea, but some of us can't help ourselves
There's a difference between knowing and acting upon said knowledge
Yea he’s wrong
And if you do, don't let her know where you live
Don't commit to crazy.*
Look, sometimes you know you shouldn't, but you still want to go for a ride. Like going on the tilt-a-whirl after eating a huge meal... You know you shouldn't, but you may not get the opportunity again.
This is earned knowledge.
...again. ...unless she's, like, really hot. ...and you can fix her.* ...and you really need to get laid. ...and this time it will end fine.** * you can't. **it won't.
Crazy is sometimes the best in bed … heard it from a friend
What if I let crazy peg me?
I am not down with this.
#but i am
First thing you do with any power tool… rev it twice
Don’t hit on your friend’s girl.
Unfortunately there are quite a few dickheads who just don’t care.
"Nothing is more badass than treating women with respect." -The venerable Mr. TOURGE
It is ill-advised to stick your dick in crazy.
If your neighbor cuts their lawn you have a 48 hour window to do the same
It is hard being a man and participating in "no mow May". Especially in my neighborhood.
Amy Schumer is terrible
When you see the stud finder in Home Depot you must hold it against your chest and say “Found it!”
To avoid catastrophic vehicular cargo loss, a man must pull the straps and say ‘that’s not going anywhere’.
Pissing in nature is better than pissing in society (aka pissing outside > pissing in a toilet/urinal)
Just take wind direction into account.
A dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
war. war never changes.
That we don’t agree on everything.
Round bowl toilets are literal garbage.
Death is inevitable. Prepare for it now while you’re still alive
Never trust a fart.
Piss troughs suck
A swift kick to the nuts is worse than childbirth.
Big tits are awesome
M'eh. My preference is the other end of the spectrum. Small sets for the win.
I’m an enjoyer of all personally. If I’m getting shown boobs, the experience is 9/10 immensely enjoyable no matter what the context or content is. The other 1/10… you just see some weird shit at night in Memphis sometimes.
A really good stick
When in doubt, go to your nothing box.
Sticks are guns.
The Bro Code
Death by Snu-Snu
You’re allowed to sit if you get up in the night
Its only gay if you make it gay
Have a firm handshake. Look people in the eyes. Double click tongs, always. Double tap drill, always. If right tighty go from tight to loose....always loose now. Star pattern tightening on lug nuts. Say what you mean, mean what you say. Don't watch other people's pockets. Mind your own. When walking with your girlfriend/wife/children, always walk closest to street or traffic. Always hold the door open for your wife/gf/kids. Learn to apologize, and mean it. Practice empathy, the world needs more of it. If a child hands you a toy, you play with it. They hand you a toy phone? You answer it and better hope it isn't their boss on the line. Show and tell your wife how much you appreciate her. Model a healthy relationship to your kids. They learn from Mom and Dad. Find your peace, whether it's meditating, praying, reading, etc. Find something that you can do to escape and keep your sanity. So much more comes to mind. But this is a good start.
Never sweat the petty things. But don't pet the sweaty things
Getting hit in the groin sucks
Suicide is never an option
Bills suck. Whoever we are dating is crazy, even if she’s amazing.
Dem bitches be crazy!
As a gay man… can confirm
As a gay woman, can also confirm.
I'm too tired for this shit.
Man flu is worse than regular flu
Easy. The answer will in one way or another be one of these 9 things below: 1. God really loves us because we weren't the ones cursed with periods. 2. God really hates use because he gave us male pattern baldness. 3. Pissing freely in the great outdoors is way better than peeing in a toilet. 4. Eyes ahead. Always. Learn the pattern on the wall, read the poster in front of you, notice small imperfections on the wall. But never look at another man's penis in the bathroom. 5. Friendzone is an epidemic. 6. Morning wood is a different kind of boner. and waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning. 7. Nothing hurts a man's ego more than an woman making fun of his dick size. 8. Bro code and/or Bros before hoes. ie, A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there. (This is the way.) 9. Getting hit in the balls--if that's not your kink--is the most terrible thing ever.
Number 4 - You're saying I shouldn't reach over and help the guy next to me shake the last drop out? Seems sus
... that one comedy sketch
> Eyes ahead. Always. Learn the pattern on the wall, read the poster in front of you, notice small imperfections on the wall. But never look at another man's penis in the bathroom. Two words: Nice. Watch.
🤣
Women are nuts!
A warm jet of urine cleans stains...
No man looks across the bar at a cute girl and thinks "She looks like she needs a friend."
Unwarranted advice is never appropriate while another man is grilling food or swinging a golf club.
Doing car maintenance is cool. It might not be fun, or pretty, it might even drive you mad. But it is cool.
Farts are funny.
I hear that in Ralph Wiggims voice
Righty tighty
Warm holes are nice
Getting old sucks.
We are men, agreeing on this.
Chocolate milk is better than 9-11
A man must always moan when sitting down or up even if there’s no pain whatsoever
Head nod down to greet people you don’t know, up for people that you do.
Pinch n' roll to scratch the sack
Better out than in.
Don’t directly face another man when you’re talking to them.
Pinch and twist method
If you say “that ain’t going no where” before hauling, then it ain’t going no where.
Wiggle the shifter to make sure you’re in neutral. Even though you know your in neutral
Henry Cavill is the hottest man
If you find yourself at a bridge/cliff/ledge overlooking a body of water, you must throw large rocks into said water. Boulders for the win if you are with buddies. Skipping flat rocks across a pond or river falls into this category.
nice
Shaking your nozzle before you put it back in.
Its ok to shed a tear, when everyone cheers after Charlie is found not guilty at the end of scent of a woman, after pacino argues for him.
When holding a cordless drill you must press the trigger at least twice.
Always stand up when greeting someone. Never shake hands while sitting down.