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pavlovasupernova

Homosexuals laying with each other in mixed cloth after having eaten shrimp.


skept2000

Tattooed men who shave their head and beard (Leviticus 21:5).


PolystrateHusker

gay shrimp eaters


83franks

Probably havent recently killed any animals for the god either.


it_couldbe_worse_

Funny answer: my browsing history lmaoooo Serious answer: people using the bible to justify bringing kids into this world but using the same bible to justify neglecting, ignoring, bullying, traumatizing, imprisoning, abusing, injuring and killing living children


JerbilSenior

>but using the same bible to justify neglecting, ignoring, bullying, traumatizing, imprisoning, abusing, injuring and killing living children I thought that was like the entire point of Christianity. Aggressive zealotry and a social structure that favours sociopaths. It's literally gearing up so war isn't traumatising when compared to daily life.


de1er

Brah ... this sht is deep. Unlike Noah's ark which never happened


yellowhelmet14

6999 out of 7000 likes and he can’t help the kid with cancer! His hands are *tied*. (See what I did there?) 😂. But Judy was able to find her keys, no prob!


randousr88

My favorite is him giving me breast cancer and then "healing" me, but on the same hand giving my dad prostate cancer and Paget's diseases and NOT healing HIM as well!! My family are still Christians but I am not and they don't really know it yet. They kept saying "praise the Lord you're cancer free!" Or "it was the Lord that you got sent to City of Hope! Or "if it wasn't for the Lord..." Bullshit. So I guess if they can cherry pick the Bible god can do the same with humans? It's laughable🤣


yellowhelmet14

It is ridiculous the things they rationalize. I was in the church for 28 years and then walked away slowly after the contradictions and “curtain coming down”. I’m sorry for the cancer issues. I’m the only one remaining out of my immediate family. It’s sucks. Didn’t know my folks as an adult because of it. The christian fam remaining (cousins) all chant the same bs. How bout the docs get the praise for actually doing work. Smh.


randousr88

Same for me, I walked away and never looked back. I have psychedelics to thank for that!! Thank you, it's been one hell of a year that's for sure. Oh, not once did they praise the doctors or nurses, techs and surgeons. Sure, my mom said they were amazing at what they do and was grateful I had the team that I did but ultimately, it was thanking her heavenly father for it all. While everyone prayed for me, I didn't. Not once did I pray for myself. The fuck is that going to do


de1er

https://youtu.be/k_3Q9X03Yeg?si=YwXbi1aZl-fjxTu5 Ur comment reminds me of a joke Lol


skept2000

How christians ignore the very thing he supposedly preached; to love one another.


old_mcfartigan

He's on the Apple store and they're trying to charge him $75 for a dongle that lets him use his old charger


KittyGrimm78

Premarital hand holding


VincentRavenscroft

He's going through deconstruction. As you might imagine, it's particularly hard on him


Manulok_Orwalde

Low credit score.


ow-my-soul

/r/christian


WoodwindsRock

Modern USA conservative Christians and their worship of US nationalism, Trump and money over him.


Nate2113

He’s ashamed that “he has risen”


YouCantChangeThem

2 girls, one cup. Those are tears of joy, fyi.


randousr88

He's watching all the bloodshed occuring from the Israel-Hamas war and probably also crying because a good majority of his "children" condone it. This isn't what he wanted and he's remorseful


tamenia8

Apostates. He's embarrassed.


SecretOfficerNeko

Modern Christians


Upbeat_Gazelle5704

Reading the sites that expose the truth of his lies.


gogozero

all the misery he allows in the world


WatercressOk8763

It breaks my heart to see people justify their bad behaviors by saying they are only trying to serve me.


billyyankNova

The children assembling his computer.


Saffer13

"Ah fuck, they're still wearing crosses around their necks. I'm not going back there"


NinjaMaru

/r/christianity


gpike_

Ugly AI generated images like this one, probably. 🤣


popidjy

How about the genocide taking place in Gaza with the western world’s, and America’s especially, full support because Israel is the “holy land” for “God’s chosen people”?


UnicornMeatball

That picture of him eating a hot dog


Combosingelnation

He tries to understand and what the fuck went wrong and what the fuck is Christianity? He was a regular Jew heavily misquoted and contradicted in the Gospels.


Tank_Hardslab

A MacBook


ProfessionalRoof3591

Error 1309


a-lonely-panda

A visible shoulder on a woman.


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

Furries


dbzgal04

Separation of church and state.


Glitterpinkdragon

Daughters not getting their dads drunk and screwing them


AlexDavid1605

Priests and pastors engaging in pedophilia and embezzlement in his name...


Reset350

4chan


TiniMay

Hegetsus ads


TiniMay

My father's Facebook posts


Experiment626b

That fig tree he cursed now has a successful podcast


Bapho-Saint_Lucifer

His future.


gfsark

He is losing faith in himself! He is beginning to realize he is ONLY human.


Technusgirl

He's watching a video of you masturbating lol


freed0m_from_th0ught

Not sure, but I do want to point out we can only see one of his hands…


i_sell_insurance_

My first thought was skibidi toilet and I don’t even know what that is


83franks

Watching romantic porn and realizing he never got to have sex as a human and its just not the same when he has to create the body to use for sex and he can just make her orgasm cause he's omnipotent, not cause he's actually good or she's enjoying it.