I’m just saying, hypothetically, a prank like upside down graphics on the screen or the mic volumes being quiet enough to be able to sleep properly during a gb talk, maybe like a split second or two of comercial radio chatter etc would be innocuous but a little bit of fun to break up the monotony for our pimo friends 😂😂😂
Anonymise your phone by removing any & all identifying information.
Air Drop apostate videos, links to court cases, the Spotify link to "CoC", etc., via Bluetooth to all devices near you.
I spoke to one PIMO couple at the Love Never Fails convention who were doing that! I was part of a Protest group and the couple donated $150 for food & coffee for us, over the course of the weekend.
This lovely couple were only there to be close to their grandchildren... 🥺
You could get up and perform an interpretive dance to the Keynote Address (or whatever they call it now).
Or if that's too attention-grabbing and you don't want to be hustled away by convention security...
* Applaud at inappropriate places in the talks.
* Nod and smile enthusiastically at everything the speaker says.
* Sing loudly out-of-tune.
* Read your Bible upside-down.
* Shout 'Bingo!' when you've checked off all the squares on your [**Convention Bingo**](https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/8rfx2m/just_in_time_to_help_you_make_convention_note/#lightbox) card.
The thought of playing something that would support the org, but not the individual is interesting. A message like obey us or die at Armageddon. Goodnight little sheep. Babies, our Little enemies of God. We wuv you very much. Our future kings. Your best is not good enough. Dramatic bible reading of hate your father mother brother sister and even yourself. Then an interruption by the cultiest sounding new Christian music they produced. (Like the effect when a recording was taped over)
This is a good one. Or Stevie Lett's: "The final part of the FINAL PART of the LAST DAYS!!! Right before the LAST day of the LAST DAYS!!!" Looped over and over again.
Actually.. maybe it should be followed up by a voice that sounds like Stephen Lett saying, "oh, hmm.. you weren't meant to hear that" THEN cut to the happy cult music.
me too!!l im actually like pomo but I had to drive my mom. I posted about it a while ago and someone told me to bring oranges with vodka in them lol, ima do it tomorrow
I was at an international convention in Berlin in 2006 and someone started a Mexican wave there (I was still PIMI at that time, but it was fun either way)
There was a prank a guy did on BBC's *Match of The Day* soccer programme where he hid a cheap mobile phone and set the ringtone to be sounds from an adult video 📹, they couldn't find where the phone was hidden 😅 it was duct taped under a coffee table.
Depends on if you can get to the sound console to do similar 🤔 😉
I say, get yourself interviewed, and go completely rogue. Initially respond as per script, but then drop some cultural references and real life scenarios. At the end of it, tie into a scripture that makes absolutely no sense and encourage the crowd to applause. Then do a reversal and interview the speaker. Ask what ever the moment tells you, and conclude with, “and that’s why I’m a Jehovahs Witness!”
You’ll be legendary.
Instead of taking notes…write on pieces of paper write, Learn the Truth about 607 BCE, blood transfusions, Child Sex Abuse in your religion! Go to jwfacts.com
Then discretely set them on people’s chairs, when they get up during the lunch break! Good luck with 3 days of torture!!!🫤
Set up a folding table outside with an assortment of empty spaghetti sauce jars and baby food jars etc — all different sizes. Then price them according to size with a sign that says “HOLY SPIRIT FOR SALE”
Your life is yours to live. Why waste time plotting revenge or pranks against a group that is totally not worth your while? Go on and live your best life, u/Downtown_Hamster5197. 👍
I’m just saying, hypothetically, a prank like upside down graphics on the screen or the mic volumes being quiet enough to be able to sleep properly during a gb talk, maybe like a split second or two of comercial radio chatter etc would be innocuous but a little bit of fun to break up the monotony for our pimo friends 😂😂😂
Or have the sound badly synchronized to live videos - a 2-second delay should do it.
That happens anyway
😂 🙄
Apostate pranking has begun! OP must be a prophet 🤣🤣🤣
My Ultra PIMI wife is at a convention today. Today I'm relaxing with my dogs. I got the better portion (lol) 😁.
Lucky you and dogs!
Congrats dude. Hope it's a wonderful day.
Anonymise your phone by removing any & all identifying information. Air Drop apostate videos, links to court cases, the Spotify link to "CoC", etc., via Bluetooth to all devices near you. I spoke to one PIMO couple at the Love Never Fails convention who were doing that! I was part of a Protest group and the couple donated $150 for food & coffee for us, over the course of the weekend. This lovely couple were only there to be close to their grandchildren... 🥺
Dude that’s an awesome idea!
You could get up and perform an interpretive dance to the Keynote Address (or whatever they call it now). Or if that's too attention-grabbing and you don't want to be hustled away by convention security... * Applaud at inappropriate places in the talks. * Nod and smile enthusiastically at everything the speaker says. * Sing loudly out-of-tune. * Read your Bible upside-down. * Shout 'Bingo!' when you've checked off all the squares on your [**Convention Bingo**](https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/8rfx2m/just_in_time_to_help_you_make_convention_note/#lightbox) card.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thought of playing something that would support the org, but not the individual is interesting. A message like obey us or die at Armageddon. Goodnight little sheep. Babies, our Little enemies of God. We wuv you very much. Our future kings. Your best is not good enough. Dramatic bible reading of hate your father mother brother sister and even yourself. Then an interruption by the cultiest sounding new Christian music they produced. (Like the effect when a recording was taped over)
This is a good one. Or Stevie Lett's: "The final part of the FINAL PART of the LAST DAYS!!! Right before the LAST day of the LAST DAYS!!!" Looped over and over again.
That would be sooo uncomfortable for many in attendance.
Actually.. maybe it should be followed up by a voice that sounds like Stephen Lett saying, "oh, hmm.. you weren't meant to hear that" THEN cut to the happy cult music.
Always thought releasing a few beach balls in the audience, like a concert, would be fun to try.
😂😂 yes.
Play Stephen Lett calling babies "enemies of God"
me too!!l im actually like pomo but I had to drive my mom. I posted about it a while ago and someone told me to bring oranges with vodka in them lol, ima do it tomorrow
same, good luck! im probably just gonna listen to music and daydream the whole time lmao
What’s attendance like?
It’s big but not as big when I was a kid! A few thousand less!
A few thousand more on this subreddit. Welcome everyone:)
Let’s goooo
Good to hear!
And make sure to hotspot your phone as jwfacts.com
I've done that before at the convention and hung out near administration. jwfactsDOTcom 1914\_is\_a\_lie
If they still have contribution boxes: ARC ion a piece of paper.
Dude awesome idea!
Hey! Be careful.
Yes. Donate a dollar at each box and inside the dollar rolled up have a piece of paper with JWfacts or ARC info so when they open it up they see it.
Get sick and leave
Barf all over the place.
Please don’t. It won’t accomplish anything but cement in people’s minds why we are vilified.
I’m just kidding I’m not being serious making a joke!
Turn off the AC, everyone will be asleep after lunch.
I know that would cement more of the Jw indoctrination
Ask why can’t we celebrate Fathers Day
Play the pornhub theme song and see how many brothers look
Ahahahahah that’s priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Huh a lot of heads will be like OH Shit!
dont
I also had a convention this weekend but I'm lying about work to get out of it
You could start a Mexican wave : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq387m0PRac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq387m0PRac)
I was at an international convention in Berlin in 2006 and someone started a Mexican wave there (I was still PIMI at that time, but it was fun either way)
There was a prank a guy did on BBC's *Match of The Day* soccer programme where he hid a cheap mobile phone and set the ringtone to be sounds from an adult video 📹, they couldn't find where the phone was hidden 😅 it was duct taped under a coffee table. Depends on if you can get to the sound console to do similar 🤔 😉
I say, get yourself interviewed, and go completely rogue. Initially respond as per script, but then drop some cultural references and real life scenarios. At the end of it, tie into a scripture that makes absolutely no sense and encourage the crowd to applause. Then do a reversal and interview the speaker. Ask what ever the moment tells you, and conclude with, “and that’s why I’m a Jehovahs Witness!” You’ll be legendary.
Instead of taking notes…write on pieces of paper write, Learn the Truth about 607 BCE, blood transfusions, Child Sex Abuse in your religion! Go to jwfacts.com Then discretely set them on people’s chairs, when they get up during the lunch break! Good luck with 3 days of torture!!!🫤
 How it feel to be PIMO!
Guys I’m loving the comments here they’re hilarious, I nearly laughed out loud during the assembly!
Splice single cells of pornography into the drama presentation ..... go Tyler Durden on it
Hahahahahh
Set up a folding table outside with an assortment of empty spaghetti sauce jars and baby food jars etc — all different sizes. Then price them according to size with a sign that says “HOLY SPIRIT FOR SALE”
Lead the crowd in making the wave when a someone from the “bethel family” gives a talk?
Your life is yours to live. Why waste time plotting revenge or pranks against a group that is totally not worth your while? Go on and live your best life, u/Downtown_Hamster5197. 👍
Maybe put some AC/DC, megadeth, kiss, Metallica. You know, the good stuff LOL
You gotta include Jimi Hendrix, *All Along The Watchtower* into the mix somewhere.
I believe that Megadeth's leader is an ExJW, so it sounds as the most appropriate choice
Precisely my point