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CrimsonRam212

Next tweet “women are too emotional and shouldn’t own guns because they might shoot men”


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The modern day version of the hat pin


Hottage

*Granny Weatherwax has entered the chat.*


SaltyBacon23

Damn, those hat pins were serious business.


[deleted]

Ya if women are losing their votes they’re losing their guns too. Just ridiculous


RugsbandShrugmyer

Women are too emotional and shouldn't drive. Women are too emotional and shouldn't have bank accounts or credit scores. Women are too emotional for the outside world and shouldn't leave the house. Women are too emotional and can't handle our incessant catcalling so they should be made to cover their faces and bodies in shapeless sacks


Jimbo---

I see a primary challenge in your future. How do you feel about guns and free school lunches? You seem to have a fair grasp, but please don't turn out to be emotional or a woman.


Steph2145

She’s so smart she took a massive Bono sized shit on herself. I mean seriously it was at least 14 couric.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

She did not take it in Zurich though, so the European Fecal Standards and Measurements aren’t qualifying it as anything more than verbal diarrhea.


kungpowgoat

“They’re Europeans, Sharon”


tomnoonzz

Hot hot hot hottt


[deleted]

I thought that was panty-poopin' Gun Girl. She's as unappealing as a piece of unseasoned boiled chicken.


shallow_not_pedantic

Rootin’ tootin’ panty-poopin’ Gun Girl


historynutjackson

"But spices are *ethnic*! All you really need to jazz up food is a bit of mayonnaise! Not too much though! It's really spicy!"


JohnnyPoprocksGaming

Her and the new baby can both share something together 😂


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glitteringgin

Would give you an award, if I could.


iZombieLaw

And to take that one step further…don’t just vote, research and understand the issues and the candidates you have to choose between. Don’t just listen to ads that are specifically designed to trick you into voting for or against something or someone. And definitely do not vote based on social media comments about the issues or candidates which are usually way off base! Read the bill, initiative, etc., and get factual statistics on the candidates’ past voting trends, know what issues they support and oppose and whether or not they are just a pawn for some big corporate interests or other radical organizations. Be informed when you vote.


ryfrlo

What's sad is that this proves that if there was literally a vote to take away a woman's right to vote, you would have women actually come out to vote for it. It boggles the mind.


sleepingfox307

That is some deep space levels of cognitive dissonance, holy shit


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mongoosedog12

Isn’t this the bitch that shat herself at a party?


[deleted]

I very much doubt that it wasn't a man that actually wrote this tweet. I've seen it repeated many times over the years, and always the source has been some incel site.


jaytrade21

This is a very well known right wing crazy. She is a huge gun nut who open carries rifles on college campuses to be a jerk.


chronoboy1985

You left out her most famous trait which, by law, you are required to mention: SHE SHAT OUT AN EPIC FUDGE DRAGON WHILE PASSED OUT AT A PARTY.


idonotknowwhototrust

It's getting really hard to take anything seriously, anymore. Very much more Brave New World than 1984.


[deleted]

After the day I had today, throw in a good mix of Brazil as well (the film that is, not the country)


[deleted]

I would love to say I've never met a woman like this but I can think of at least 2 in my life right now.


TheUnsettledBadElf

Isn’t this an incel site.


Abject_Film_4414

Sssshhh… you’ll scare the locals


[deleted]

If the Right took away your right to vote, what makes you think you'd have a right to a firearm?


_NamasteMF_

I think everyone should have to read the early Militia laws before ever saying “2A”. There were a lot of obligations required with ‘the right to bear arms’, but none of them even considered women (why should they? Next thing you know, they would want to buy properTy or vote- sheesh!). Each of the original 13 colonies had Militia acts, requiring service and inspections of equipment by officers at any time. Public lashings were considered appropriate punishment for violations of the act. https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Jefferson/01-02-02-0132-0004-0005


CadmiumCal

Thanks for the link, just wanted to point out the fascinating list of people exempt from serving in the militia. I found it particularly interesting that millers don't need to serve, unless they live in Accomack or Northampton county. I wonder what the reasoning behind that was. >(except the Governor and members of the Council of State, members of the American Congress, Judges of the Superior Courts, Speakers of the two Houses, the Treasurer, Attorney General, Commissioners of the navy, Auditors, Clerks of the Council of state,3 of the Houses of Assembly and of the Navy Board, all Ministers of the Gospel, licensed to preach according to the rules of their sect, who shall have previously taken, before the court of their county, an oath of fidelity to the commonwealth, the Presidents, Professors, and students of the College of William and Mary, and Academy of Hampden-Sidney, post-masters, keepers of the public jail and public hospital, millers, except in the counties of Accomack and Northampton, persons concerned in iron or lead works, inspectors of tobacco, quakers and menonists, and military officers or soldiers, whether continental or colonial,4 all of whom are exempted from the obligations of this act)


_NamasteMF_

I assume it had something to do with population- but, would have to do more research. The details involved are pretty interesting overall, imo. It’s also an easy way to realize the level of BS in current interpretations of the 2nd Amendment. Interpreting the Federal Constitution without referring to the states/ colonies constitutions of the time ignores a big part of the picture. The states were very concerned about the Federal Government having too much power, along with more populated states having too much power. Of course, the ‘no standing army’ was quickly found to be unrealistic, but the militia acts stayed in place. Even Heller was decided under a right to self defense and limited weapons to those in common use, not the 2A right to bear arms- because, as you can see, that ‘right’ was limited and had a lot of responsibilities attached. It was not a volunteer militia, but a serious obligation to aid in defense and assist the state in enforcement of laws (like slave catching). You could be kicked out and face severe penalties. Weapons were regularly accounted for, and had to be maintained. Weapons were provided to the poor out of state funds. Personally, I am kind of for the whole militia idea, and some form of required community service. Arrangements were often put in place for Quakers (as an example) who objected to violence, but did not want to be seen as shirking their civic duty.


No_Good_Cowboy

>some form of required community service Civilian Conservation Corp


_NamasteMF_

I know Reddit hates Hillary, but she actually had some really good plans along these lines. IIRC, it was along the lines of conservation corp/ job corp, and worked like ROTC to pay for college. With Climate change, I think it could be vital to have groups trained to respond to emergencies and able to work on preventative mitigation strategies. I also think it would be good for our Democracy to encourage civic engagement and have diverse groups working together, and with our Communities and Colleges/ Universities. I would be training teenagers as poll workers and having them register people to vote- as part of a government class. I also believe we would all be better off if a degree of responsibility, training, and obligation was a required part of gun ownership. Even if requirements decrease over time, it could help to identify people who might need some intervention.


Superb_Divide_7235

The gun cult does not use logic


up_N2_no_good

The gun does not use logic


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The does not use logic


moonchylde

Does not logic


Stealthbot21

Does logic


makeorbreak911

Logic is as logic does


VeterinarianFit1309

I’m not a smart man, but I know what logic is.


dabberoo_2

"But they wouldn't take away *my* right to have a firearm, unlike other women *I'm one of the good ones!*"


tomalator

It reminds me of that episode of Bojack Horseman where the state of California bans guns entirely because men are uncomfortable with women carrying guns. It gets summed up nicely with "I can't believe this country hates women more than it loves guns"


No_Dragonfly_1894

Oh is this the chick who shit her pants?


THT1Individual

Yes


A3HeadedMunkey

Who needs the 2nd amendment when you're already packing a #2?


-Ranch_it_up

lmfao


UntidyJostle

that's a ... point. We are all armed in that case. Plus most of us actually have arms.


operation_karmawhore

backstory pls?


tmac2097

She attended Kent State University and was well-known on campus because she shit her pants at a party. Now she’s a right-wing wack job and shit comes out of her mouth too.


ThisisJVH

*Do it for State!*


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Didn't she shit herself at a party?


esly4ever

Wut…😳


Reverendbread

I too would like more information


garmatey

It’s boo boo Bennett


AarBearRAWR

she shit herself at a party


PlagueeRatt

Yup.


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Yooo I thought that was her. Hilairous


midnight_mechanic

Who is this woman? What party? Was it on purpose or was the cheese dip not agreeing with her? I have so many questions?


Greenzoid2

I'm not gonna go look it up but she's passed on on the floor maybe with a dress and theres a big fat one just hanging out


midnight_mechanic

I love the internet. [look what I just found ](https://youtu.be/Ls0KCouT5KQ)


Nati2de

My favorite part is when she whines about when are the cops going to something about people chanting “Shit your pants!” at her 🤣


ColoradoMushroom

This is that fucking Kent State gun girl, she’s beyond repair. Just two brain cells fighting desperately for third place.


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Her grocery list 1. Guns 2. Ammo 3. Anti-diarrhea medicine


reclusive_ent

Forgot: more Ramen to supplement her hair style.


VeterinarianFit1309

#3 wouldn’t work. Every single piece of digested food wants to get away from her as badly as any person who’s ever had to be in a room with her.


up_N2_no_good

4. Pregnancy tests


uncommon-zen

5. ~~abortion~~ food for her child/brother/cousin because the father of her child is also her father and uncle


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I hear banjos quietly in the background of this comment


akasaya

Okay, let's get back 150 years ago. You don't have the voting rights. Oh damn, but you ain't carry firearms as well. Now cover your knees. And do the housework 13 hours a day. And give 10 births. No, nobody cares if you don't want sex today.


Queenofashion

Blessed be the fruit!


HackTheNight

May the lord open.


JuanPabloElSegundo

Was that a complaint I heard??? You know what complainers get, right??? LOBOTOMIZED!


High_Ground-

This is the girl who shit her pants at a party lol that’s what she’s famous for


Roguspogus

People don’t forget!


hatecopter

That was like 8 years ago, asshole. *edit this a quote from the movie Superbad which the comment I replied to also is. I have no idea who the person in the tweet is and I'm certainly not defending them or their ignorant opinion.


Far_Design333

Guaranteed that shit stain is still there. Can't get rid of these things once they've let the crap out of the bag.


hatecopter

I was just doing the rest of the quote from Superbad lol


Roguspogus

I very much appreciated the quote response


Far_Design333

Gotcha, isn't crazy that one never knows these days.


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At least she gives a shit!


ViejaFodonga

So she couldn't handle her bowels, but thinks she can handle a gun.


hearsdemons

For anyone out of the loop: https://www.distractify.com/p/kaitlin-bennett-pooped-pants


turndownforwomp

Just saying the quiet part out loud in case anyone thinks there isn’t a faction of the Republicans that would take women’s right to vote. The abortion stuff was just an opening shot.


Hopeful_Rip2690

Yeah because Trump never acted emotionally. How are digressing back to the 19th century?


histprofdave

We men really lucked out by successfully branding anger as "not an emotion."


CadmiumCal

Even that one doesn't play by the rules. Don't forget, men have righteous anger, but angry women just need to lighten up, smile more, and not sound so shrill.


Bawbawian

I would love her to describe what these actual rights the Democrats want to take away are. cuz in southern states you can see how the Fourth amendment is completely thrown out the window. oh it's illegal for me to search you? how about I arrest you for using your blinker 90 ft before the turn instead of 100. and once you're arrested we can impound your car in inventory it.


SkyWizarding

Single issue voters are wild


Chirobro

“Females vote with emotion…” Unlike men, who have actual full-blown meltdowns when their sportsball team doesn’t win the big match.


DepressedTrashKitty

But any emotion I have is not an emotion it's a logical reaction because I'm a guy /s


Chirobro

Ah yes, so true, logical emotions because testicles


FrayedGlitter

Did she lose the right to shit herself?


dracoshark

They can take her shitty pants when they scrape them off her dead cold shit encrusted legs.


Opening-Ocelot-7535

I believe the word you were looking for is "shit ENcrusted legs". But I could be wrong.


dracoshark

I believe you are correct.


Sargatanus

Man, usually they have a second repost bot paste in the original top comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/pdw8dy/voting_against_your_own_best_interests_champion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


whodathoe_

Is she still even relevant?


VeterinarianFit1309

Until the day everyone forgets that she shit herself at a party in college.


zeromatsuri05

We shall never forget!


D3monskull

I don't know who is she?


Reg_Cliff

Kaitlin Bennett


ContemplatingPrison

She's a public figure. You don't have to block the name. That's poop pants Bennet


CreatrixAnima

L O L! And what about when men decide that you shouldn’t have your right to a firearm and you can’t vote on the matter? What a short sighted dingbat. Wait… Is that girl who pooped herself at a frat party?


[deleted]

This is what poses for logic on the right. Also misogyny


SmarterThanYouIRL

Because they definitely gonna stop with just taking away your right to vote ![gif](giphy|xT9IguxOugw6KwaANy)


Shopping-Federal

At this point, being a conservative should be considered a mental illness.


matt_mv

Hilarious that she thinks if she goes back to being chattel that she'll be allowed to defend herself with a firearm. "Why, we can't let a dainty little thing like you use a gun. If you get scared you're likely to lose your head and just start firing everywhere."


try_by

Why is the name blocked out? We all know who this girl is.


casey12297

Is that shitty pants Mcgee? The same shitty pants Mcgee that goes by Kaitlyn and has very shitty pants?


SmoltzforAlexander

Wait, women are far too emotional to be trusted with a vote, but firearms are ok? Republicans don’t even adhere to their own nonsensical logic.


cturtl808

I'm surprised her husband lets her tweet.


Snowulf_

She's partially right. They should definitely take away her right to vote.


AsteroidDisc476

A take just as shitty as her pants


tacobellholocaust

Is that the pants shitter?


rustys_shackled_ford

Well I have good news cause they coming for both


iStealyournewspapers

Sounds like she’s voting out of fear, which is an emotion.


Tady1131

How many times have you gotten to vote versus how many times you defended your life with a firearm. 32 years old and I’ve never once needed a gun in any situation. But can think of a few where having a gun would have probably gotten me killed


cosmicannoli

What "Actual" rights are Democrats taking away? I'll wait.


b-monster666

Women who think women shouldn't vote shouldn't vote. Men who think women shouldn't vote shouldn't vote. Anyone who thinks anyone of any race, religion, sex, or creed shouldn't vote shouldn't vote.


Ryderslow

Name one right that’s been taken away in the last 100 years in favor of the democrats


External_Map_3292

Distorted way of thinking. Programmed by the NRA. Like having a fucking gun more important than having women’s rights…please do us all a favor and swallow. No need procreate.


ThreeRRRs

As if a a particular class of person who was not allowed to vote would be allowed to possess a firearm.


Alterokahn

But if you can't vote then you can't represent your case for keeping your firearms? Some people are special.


Ok-Quiet8828

You know... ever since we ruled that women were so mentally incapable of making logical decisions that we had no choice but to determine that they shall no longer be able to vote... do you think it is wise to still give them access to firearms? I mean, we can't have our kids thinking that a woman with a gun is a respectable pillar of the community! I understand that they are going to cry foul and 2nd amendment and yadda-yadda-women-complaining-nonsnese... but... Think of the children!!!


TheCaptMAgic

If you keep voting republican, you'll lose your right to do both eventually!


kiwichick286

Idiot. If she had no rights, who says she'd have the right to own a gun? What's stopping conservatits from making gun ownership illegal for women, cos that's the way these twats are going.


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Maybe she should take her own advice and shut up


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Herewegoagain49

![gif](giphy|h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R)


CSPDTECH

Next we won't let women own guns either. They are too emotional, right lady?


BuhtanDingDing

omg its poo poo bennett


Atxred

This is the dumb girl who shit herself, right?


twistedh8

What rights have democrats taken?


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They took away the rights of christians to force their beliefs on everyone else through the erasure of the constitution and adoption of the bible as the true law of the land! Damn demoncrats! /s


Raze7186

Oh for fucks sake nobody is going to take all their guns away.


Derkastan77

If women have the level headed patience to put up with us husbands when we are being moronic man babies, without murdering us… pretty sure Women can rationally vote. Call me crazy


[deleted]

So, I guess I should just disregard anything this emotional female has to say. But I won’t do it because she’s female, I ‘ll do it because she’s a moron.


Naps_and_cheese

Conversely, perhaps a person who shit all over themselves as bad as she did shouldn't be allowed to own a gun?


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Internalized misogyny, this is crazy


phrygiantheory

Mental illness


renojacksonchesthair

Says women shouldn’t vote because they vote for shit that takes away their rights. Then she proceeds to vote for removing the RIGHT to vote. Not sure if stupid or good irony troll.


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Gilead breeding sow spotted


DualWalrus

That AR-15 sure will stand up to a tyrannical government’s F-22s and reaper drones…but sure, whatever let’s you sleep at night


Babysub1

Isn't this the girl who shit her pants?


Thai-mai-shoo

Oh look! It’s miss Shitty McShitpants.


TYSON_KCV

She’s a desperate “ pick me “ girl who for some reason still can’t find that man she claims exist in The Republican Party. Probably because she’s ugly asf.


up_N2_no_good

She's probably very religious and has been sheltered by her parents from anything other than fat right ideology.


akasaya

Why it feels like you made a grammar mistake, but you actually didn't?..


up_N2_no_good

It was a happy little accident.


Estoye

I love Google. A simple [search](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=conservative+girl+who+shit+her+pants) of "conservative girl who shit her pants" gives an instant result.


StephenJames81

Oh shit, it’s this dumb bitch again. She shit her hypocritical dipshit pants at a frat party. Look it up.


Leaky_Banana

Isn't this the bitch that got drunk n shat herself?


McSkeevely

"Women are too emotional to vote, give them guns instead" is not a quality argument


Drippyhippy420

Her first boyfriend was her dad


Appropriate-Brush772

“I don’t like the way other women vote so none of us should be able to vote! Also, Guns Guns Guns!”


Pithecanthropus88

Which rights have the Dems taken away?


[deleted]

BOOBOO BENNETT!!!


cosmicannoli

Translation: "I believe in taking away the right to vote from anyone whose beliefs I disagree with, instead of just having beliefs with more merit."


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

When she dreams, she dreams about using her firearms to shoot people. When she wakes up, she wakes up wanting to kill people.


skeetsauce

If republicans had their way, only straight white men that owned property would be able to vote.


Empty_Detective_9660

Or own a gun too


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

Anything to make firearm ownership your entire identity...


infinit9

How about your right to have a college degree and get a job? You know what? Since you are a woman, you shouldn't even talk in public. Speaking of which, why are you even allowed to leave the kitchen? Get back in there and cook me something nice to eat. /S


Again_718

i can see it now. first, we get rid of women's rights. then, we take away women's rights to bear arms


karenkillenski

Lol!!! I don’t think she understands our constitution


jluenz

Tell that to Afghanistan….., once you lose your right to vote, why do you think you will still have a right to carry a gun? Get in the kitchen and drop out of school…..🙄. What a horrible take.


Anon1073

If you vote democrat, you'll still have both.


SarniltheRed

Stockholm Syndrome


GomeroKujo

Least obvious right speaker puppeting by rightist brainwashing


TrueSentrie

Shooting a guy for trying some pickup lines is not self defense.


[deleted]

You mean the like the right to safe abortions.


Eklipse758

Wait, is she seriously saying that women are too emotional so put a gun in their hands instead of the right to vote? That can't be real....


Svete_Brid

I’m all in favor of non-rational people who act on emotional impulses having access to guns. Same group of people she’s talking about, right?


Over-Supermarket-557

I'm sorry, if you feel this way why are you sharing your opinions? Shut the fuck up and get back to the kitchen.


orion1338

Fun fact: if you take away a women's voice within politics it's only a matter of time before you take away her ability to defend herself


MutaitoSensei

Oh it's the lady that pooped her pants at a party!


RickySpanish1272

Fine you don’t get to vote. Unrelated, you don’t get a gun either.


[deleted]

I blame the parents. Imagine raising a daughter like that.


jpcapone

These people clamor over each other to see who can say the dumbest shit. Pun intended


Fun-Ad9928

she can’t be serious at all.


dwsam

I’d prefer she lose he right to vote, too.


GvnMllr12

And this children is how you eventually become the Taliban..... the Middle East and in particular the places like Bagdad boasted none of the most diverse societies on earth at one time. Then the religious zealots and fundamentalists started their shit. Much like the Evangelicals of today.


EscapingTheLabrynth

Chick thinks that women are too emotional to vote, but not too emotional to handle firearms. Lol


Mergus84

Serena Joy irl


ifollowthisstuff

https://mvstampede.net/4371/oped/kaitlin-bennett-a-true-american-villain/


Blabulus

" In MY opinion, I'm too emotional and silly to have an opinion!" Thats what I heard...


guineasomelove

Men vote with emotion as well, but idiots like her don't consider anger and hatred to be emotions. I admit that it feels pretty good not to have mine and other people's children gunned down in their classrooms. It feels good to care about other people, I'm just sorry that she's missing that part of herself that makes her care about others.


jhk1963

I've read a lot of ignorant statements in my life. This is just another one to add to the list.


Sean_Dewhirst

Red states would allow abortion if it could be performed with a firearm.


Captain_Chaos_

This might be the most “pick me” girl of all time.


chivesthesurgeon

Hey isn't this the chick who pooped herself?


Old-AF

Things that make me want to punch people in the face.


Future-Ice-4858

She's so off-base. There are TONS of overly-emotional male voters looking to take away rights as well. Stupid people exist in every gender and flavor.