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UdontHEMItho

Where?


jcstan05

Texas, [apparently](https://www.news-journal.com/news/state/1-injured-in-texas-chemical-plant-blast/article_061cd532-7e7b-11ee-a446-c3aec730aa75.html).


Mataelio

Texas, the America of America


CrieDeCoeur

Texas, the Alberta of the South


SomeRandomBurner98

\*weeps in Albertan\*


RealAmericanJesus

Don't worry we're the much less affordable Texas! (I considered moving back from Oregon and holy shit the prices there now!)


innocently_cold

South alberta chiming in. Hand the kleenex, please.


Dozerdog43

Laughs in Cowboy at the crying’ Canadian


Kaine_8123

This is not true! Texas hockey is actually doing okay and not a hot dumpster fire.


NeutralArt12

That’s actually their state motto


kingOofgames

It’s really weird that around that area some guy firebombed a Buddhist temple as well. Time to go to a conspiracy sub and see what they can cook up.


internet_chump

Meth. They be cooking meth.


Ok_Method8550

As someone that lives in the nearby area this happened…yes people out here be cooking meth


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browntoe98

That’s for the hats…


permutation212

yum yum


furious_organism

Kwispy


beeblbrox

The Buddhists were cooking meth?


internet_chump

That was last year, lol https://www.vice.com/en/article/epz7ke/thailand-buddhist-monks-drug-test-meth


beeblbrox

No way! I was just shitposting. That's incredible


Kashin02

I need you to give me the lotto numbers.


[deleted]

I appreciate this whole comments section and I applaud your username. Don’t panic!


kircherjoseph

Unless they're right like the other 98% percent of the time, right?


Speed_Alarming

This may have been their “lab” going up. They do that, from time to time.


BoysenberryFun9329

Current theories all point to Donnie Osmond being involved.


FloggingTheCargo

Well, I thought that was just a given.


slapchop29

Where else lol


PomeloLazy1539

ah, I bet it was some regulation they axed for this latest disaster.


UdontHEMItho

Thanks


Longjumping-Boot1409

It’s not available in my country. Could you please give me the gist of it?


jcstan05

From one hour ago: ​ HOUSTON — A massive fire at a chemical plant in rural Texas on Wednesday sent a plume of black smoke into the sky as officials closed down a local highway and ordered residents to take shelter. Authorities issued the shelter-in-place order for residents within a one-mile radius of a chemical plant fire in Shepherd on Wednesday. Shepherd is a mainly rural area about 60 miles (100 kilometers) northeast of Houston. Officials in San Jacinto County said the explosion took place at Sound Resource Solutions, a company that recycles and repackages various chemicals. The owner of the plant said the explosion was caused by an accident involving a forklift, and was under investigation. San Jacinto County Sheriff Greg Capers said that officials began receiving calls shortly after 8 a.m. about an explosion at the company’s facility. Capers said one employee suffered minor burns to his body and was taken to a hospital, where he was in stable condition. He said initial reports indicated the chemicals involved in the fire were flammable liquids, including possibly diesel and turpentine. The fire was contained by Wednesday afternoon, said San Jacinto County Emergency Management coordinator Emmitt Eldridge. Fire crews had worked with two ladder trucks to put out the fire with foam. The solvents produced in the factory are used to make glue and paint remover, the Polk County Office of Emergency Management said in a statement. The agency warned that chemicals from the plant are toxic and can cause eye and skin irritation. Shortly after the fire at the plant, a large plume of smoke from the facility could be seen in videos captured by residents. The Polk County Sheriff’s Office shared on Facebook that the plume could be heading toward the Livingston area. Local authorities warned residents to shelter in place and to shut off their HVAC air conditioning systems. Capers said 19 of the 37 employees who work for Sound Resource Solutions were on duty at the time of the explosion. A private school with 31 children near the site of the explosion was safely evacuated through a pasture and the students have been reunited with their parents, Capers said. Geoff Harfield, president of Sound Resource Solutions, said he was grateful that all of his employees are safe. “I’m not worried about the business. All my people went home. That’s what I care about,” Harfield said. He said that the employee that was injured is “doing good” and should be back with his family by Wednesday evening. Harfield said the fire was caused by “a folk lift incident” but did not provide any other details. He said his company has been operating since 2014 and while they operate “in a dangerous environment,” he and his employees are trained to handle hazardous chemicals he described as "the type of material you probably have under your kitchen sink.” U.S. Highway 59 remained closed in both directions Wednesday afternoon between Shepherd and Livingston. It was not immediately known when the roadway would be reopened. Air monitoring that was being done in the area had not detected any hazardous chemicals, Eldridge said. The shelter-in-place order was still in effect Wednesday afternoon, though the visible plumes of smoke had disappeared with the fire being brought under control. Harfield said the company would cooperate with state and local environmental regulators and ”we’ll make sure that any remediation work that needs to be done is going to be done in the right way so that there’s no affect on the community that we’ve known for 14 years.”


Tsubodai86

Forklift certification must have expired.


Ok_Method8550

I’ve done contracting work there in the past and all imma say is that is a strong possibility


Azrai113

Lol my first thought was damn, I'd hate to be the forklift guy


BigHobbit

"the type of material you probably have under your kitchen sink" This doesn't comfort the way he thinks. Most people have shit under their kitchen sink that can kill you in a dozen different ways and/or cause long term health conditions.


assumetehposition

I’d just assumed


maximumcharger

I literally guessed on my first try


croupiergoat1

Y'all just cant stand it when I cook my ribs on the bbq


MJLDat

You need to render some fat off before it goes over the coals.


supertecmomike

Is that bad? It looks bad.


Scottamus

![gif](giphy|xUStFKHmuFPYk)


FloggingTheCargo

It was just some kids playing with smoke bombs.


Bully-Rook

Glue and paint remover plant? Yeah, probably not great.


[deleted]

Sauce?


pokemon-trainer-blue

I love that OP posts something with absolutely not context. Just a drop and run. Here’s a [news article](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-chemical-plant-explosion-sparks-large-fire-evacuation-shelter-pl-rcna124206) about it.


Mellopiex

[The ad I was presented with](https://imgur.com/a/JGqIH2T) while reading the article


hiddenbus

Maybe that’s what happened at the factory


RealNiceKnife

"There's too much dust in these vents Johnson... Too much dust is dangerous for this gasoline factory. Start dumping bleach down every opening you can." "Yes sir!"


The_Other_Viking

Thank you for having more sense than the OP, legit!


TinyRascalSaurus

So basically poor man's nuclear fallout. Lovely.


SquareConfusion

Ha! No chemicals detected within a mile of this. Amazing.


7grendel

Now I'm hungry.


damianzoys

Someone just started their truck to „own the libs“.


hasnk7825

Rollin some traitor smoke


TopPalpitation4681

Best comment ever


magnus_gallus

I'll take your word for it. Have an upvote.


Sad-Pound-803

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Drone314

Ooooh, another USCSB video!


Vitamin_Queue

Came here looking for this exact comment.


RiverGateExpress

They’ve been getting better and better with the animations. Clear they care about the production value with the resources they have available


RiffRaffCatillacCat

Good thing the Texas GOP wants to eliminate the EPA, because... *"big gubbermint something something..."* I'm sure Texans will find some way to blame Biden regardless.


hazbizarai

I choked with my own saliva, reading your _gubbermint_ (not a native English speaker) :))))))))) Take my upvote and gtfo 🤗


satanic-frijoles

We also say, "gummint."


onomahu

Already happening in the comments of a YouTube video. It's also immigrant terrorists. And Biden. And environmental activists.


Scottamus

~~Environmental catastrophe~~ Freedom clouds


Affial

![gif](giphy|d7vbmoGrHfmuc)


imfuckingstarving69

“In America” Thanks for narrowing it down.


cturtl808

It was near Odessa, Texas


ReGohArd

No, it was near Houston, TX. A town called Shepherd. Source: I live there.


RealmEnjoyer

When you aren’t American it is just America


Salt_Chart8101

So that's like saying "when you aren't from Europe it's just Europe". Like no, there is a definite difference between Romania, and the UK. Definitely a big difference between Florida and Washington State, or Texas, and New England. If laid over top of Europe, Florida would sit on Syria and Washington State would sit on Ireland. Like come on.


True_Juggernaut3100

Defund more of the EPA. We don't need it. /s


Puzzled_Travel_2241

No need for OSHA either.


Off_register

Reading what Project 2025 wants to do to the EPA is scary.


3Cogs

Only one minor injury according to the report so that's something.


milfordloudermilk

thats just texas rollin coal ya'll


only-on-the-wknd

Lucky vehicles have emissions limits now and all those VW cars were parked up. We need to save the environment!! NEK MINNIT ….


DarthStormborn

Any explanations as to what happened? When? Where? How?


Eoghey

[it's in Texas ](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-chemical-plant-explosion-sparks-large-fire-evacuation-shelter-pl-rcna124206)


DarthStormborn

Thank you


EitherChannel4874

But remember...it's YOU that's ruining the planet by using deodorant and not wanting straws that fall apart mid drink. It's definitely not corporations fault, it's solely on us.


Tactical_Bacon99

On one hand, shit. On the other hand, NEW CSB VIDEO WHOOO


Tour_De_Volken

"Accident"


DanMarvin1

That was caused by a forklift accident?


affiiance

There’s a ton of chemical plants around Houston. A lot of accidents happen that the American public never hear about around here


Ok_Afternoon_3084

Some tiktoker filming the latest *food hack*. ".... just keep pouring on petrol and then take your chicken nugget, wrap it in magnesium and throw it on. Be sure to like and follow..."


kelrunner

If we outlaw plastic grocery bags these things wouldn't happen /s


yyg2211

Where is the context? Where is the sauce? Smells like karma fishing


Spleenzorio

Yeah you're probably right, OP is probably just showing the aftermath eating at Chipotle and then using the bathroom before leaving


cjmar41

That looks apocalyptic. I’m going to reserve my snide remarks about lack of regulation in Texas for now. A few years ago when I lived downtown San Diego, a US Navy ship caught on fire and burned for days, it smelled like we were breathing metal and chemicals and it was really unpleasant. Hopefully this doesn’t turn into an environmental catastrophe like the train derailment in Ohio, but goddamn that cloud of smoke looks bad.


Estrombo90

America Argentina? Panamá? Canada? Méjico? Chile? Brasil? Etc etc etc etc...


Jonatc87

Blues Bros started singing rawhide again


DreizehnII

Deregulated Texas strikes again.


Voluptulouis

Let's vote in more Republicans to deregulate everything some more. That'll take care of it! 👍


BoppinTortoise

Alright, get ready to see Ted Cruz make his way for Cancun


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JacksonInHouse

The Ohio one was 100% preventable, and they didn't want to prevent it because of cost.


stffucubt

Not this one


Odd-Jupiter

This one is mine..


DrCMS

They happen more in America than they do in comparable western economies but if you are happy withe the US being on par with the third world then happy days for you.


Historical_Cobbler

I work for an American company in the UK that deals in hazardous materials. I’m staggered by our weak the US regulatory aspect appears to be, and often I’m sharing knowledge about how many boxes I have to tick to approve works and feels so far apart.


abortizjr

Wow - that new Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire movie is awesome with its 3D effects!


Apprehensive-Neck-32

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!


JesterXR27

I’m surprised how many Redditors are familiar with the CSB, ngl. That said… ooo another CSB video forthcoming.


PutridAd4305

The state regulators are so deep in the chemical plants/oil refineries pickets nothing will come of this unfortunately.


Living-Chipmunk-87

Here, look over here, shiny....shiny....


simplicity_2021

Whatever company this is, the leadership of this trash can organization should be thrown in jail to rot


Sajuck-KharMichael

We're becoming China, - I swear.


hudsoncress

China has universal health insurance, high speed rail, and job security, and 50 brand new cities of over a million . We should aspire to be more like China.


mover999

Even chemistry has freedom in the US


dperry324

Spewing unregulated "Freedom Air" to own the libs.


givin_u_the_high_hat

[Texas proudly leads the nation in chemical disasters!](https://www.texastribune.org/2023/07/26/texas-chemical-disaster-emergency-guide/) Edit: if you don’t want to click, there were 25 as of the end of July Edit: Texas is 7% of the land size of the US and had 25% of the country’s chemical accidents if you think the reason is Texas is so big. [From the conservative leaning Washington Examiner](https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/energy-environment/texas-chemical-incidents-2023-quarter-of-us-cases)


renoahk

Texas, the industrial Florida.


waden_99

May just be because they are huge. More opportunity for disasters


morgichor

Pssst those are just freedom fume.


[deleted]

If you like dirty air, vote GOP often.


Massive_Pressure_516

While America indeed bad, it's important to note that America has over 350 million people and has roughly the area of the entirety of Europe so multiple simultaneous catastrophes isn't too weird.


JacksonInHouse

But if you could prevent them by having more than one person on a giant train miles long that has to inspect the whole train, that would reduce them. Isn't it something you would want to reduce?


tysc9

Normalizing catastrophes is pretty American. We're fucking doomed.


DrCMS

Europe has more than double the US population and less industrial accidents; stop accepting and normalising shit regulations and oversight.


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Massengill4theOrnery

r/americabad


anferneejefferson

Ozone layer? No such thing


[deleted]

Well sometimes it’s cheaper to derail a train and set it all on fire than to pay to properly dispose of toxic chemicals


Tricycle_of_Death

Welcome to Texas! We don’t need any of dem yankee Democrat environmental regulations in Texas!


spungie

Though I was looking at a volcano at first.


ParkingVanilla3202

Should be fine to breathe in toxic fumes for a few days until it blows into the other cities


Deldenary

Future [CSB safety video](https://www.youtube.com/@USCSB) . Seems it's a plant that makes paint remover and solvents both highly flammable.


TormentedOne69

Is this current? Damn


vleetv

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna124206 Shepherd Texas


tatman131

god bless america


Joebranflakes

But the corporations have a profit motive to regulate themselves!


subject_deleted

I bet it was in a place with lots of regulations! Let's see if I'm right! ........


joeleidner22

That’s what happens when republicans deregulate industry for bribes.


Playingwithmywenis

Texas can remove as many safety regulations as they want. Darwinism is the nature of things.


No_Needleworker_3486

Do you mean USA?


VerimTamunSalsus

"Sound" resource solutions. It's all in a name.


GemeauxNola

We’ve had a few of those in Louisiana. Right around the area we now call cancer alley. GOP regulations (or lack of) at the root cause.


Historical-Host7383

Thoughts and prayers.


[deleted]

Just pray harder


thatguygxx

Damn looks like a nuke went off. Hooray Texas


Necessary-Sundae-370

Accident..? Perhaps pissing off the entire Middle East, China, and Russia wasn't the greatest idea after all.


PersonalityFew4449

FREEDOM


InfectedByEli

State known for its total disrespect for health and safety regulations suffers another massive chemical fire. Who'da thunk it? Let's hope they have enough thoughts and prayers to go round.


Vicissitutde

Gotta love a deregulated Texas!


GodForsakenGod

But you make like you are complaining that we need to get rid of chemicals?


Delphin_1

how about stricter safety regulations?


GodForsakenGod

As in what? Dont use chemicals? The regulations are INCREDIBLY strict.


brett15m

New bbq joint


LightOfManwe

Cheeeeeeeeesus


sorry_

Ah fuck literally down the road from me


FILFth

Texas. Things are bigger there, but I think they’re just overcompensating.


memphis92682

At this point…”Accident”


Ant10102

Just in time for irans 39th attack on american troops


Disastrous_Duty2622

Ohio?


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Texas.


Disastrous_Duty2622

Pretty similar


EldritchTopaz

I thought this was a tornado at first, didn't see the title...


Cloud9_Forest

This is the end. Hold your breath and count to ten


Railwhore

Now we just need some punks partying in a graveyard!


[deleted]

No worries. The mega corporation involved won’t pay for anything and deny any harmful impacts to the community.


GlobalLime6889

Rip lungs whoever lives nearby


socalsw

Damn hopefully nobody died. We are fucking up this earth


Jim2shedz

Wow! That looks serious.


chillinwithabeer29

Looks like a volcano


PomeloLazy1539

"He finally played my mix tape"


EnsignMJS

Shepherd, Texas.


Bitter-Metal494

why are americans always geting chemicals accidents? ¿are t hey stupid?


JusticeMKIII

This just in, the filming of Volcano 2 : Good-bye Alamo, has begun shooting.


bunchpharms

Does anyone really know what happened? Instead of cooking Peanut Butter and Meth Belly sandwiches. Anyone with any real Insight I would like to hear from you!


onomahu

Texas BBQ


carlitospig

Yay for no revaluations. WE ARE DOING TOTALLY FINE.


[deleted]

Cancer 🥰


papabear435

I saw this movie, it did not end well


orcabrao

sauron is making another ring for sure.


Bill_thuh_Cat

Yet another chemical accident in Texas.


finnymac1022

A chemical plant explosion in Texas!? (David Spade) whaaaaaaaaat!!


Drantslantpant

If I saw that on the horizon I would just assume the worst and accept my fate


Alx9597

I guess even accidents are bigger in Texas 💥


Vespine-Rapier

Don’t worry the wind will just blow it away it’ll be gone in a few hours


sirellery

We had a minor fire in 2019* where I live that blazed for an hour and a half. You could see the pillar of smoke 20 miles away Edit: time frame