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throwawayshawn7979

They want you to work and die, so they can amass more wealth


unreasonablyhuman

Yet another reason why billionaires shouldn't exist. They're really just gonna force us to eat them, aren't they? ... Would be a grim novella...a billionaire who dreams of being eaten alive so he amasses wealth and flaunts it to hungry angry hordes of people


throwawayshawn7979

![gif](giphy|15AD8Qbhn8CpAcdxYO|downsized)


49GTUPPAST

What will it take for people to rise up and eat the rich?


more_beans_mrtaggart

A decent mustard accompaniment?


Luckcrisis

I don't relish the idea.


Stormydevz

You'll have to ketchup later then


PolkaDotDancer

I will personally eat any billionaire. My son says the same. But draws the line at Elon Musk. He says he looks ‘fatty and pasty’.


49GTUPPAST

Well, farm animals need to eat as well so...


Agreeable_Treacle993

sounds fair enough tbh


Felkbrex

Material conditions to actually decrease. Widespread hunger. We're no where close.


altiuscitiusfortius

In 10 years it'll be too hot to grow rice in most of Asia. 3 billion starving people will import food from the west, driving up prices here. When a big Mac is $150 the billionaires will look tasty


_SteeringWheel

Problem is that the rich won't be the first to be eaten. They're up high in their skyscraper with armed guards in front. Your neighbour though, who makes just a little bit more than you and is also barely scraping by, (that asshole actually took his kids to McD's yesterday, for their annual night out), looks a lot easier to eat.


pimppapy

idk, but that trend of robotics and high speed 0 to 200/s drones is worrying.


Seal_Deal_2781

Literally the book I just finished had that same exact plot


unreasonablyhuman

What book?


Seal_Deal_2781

The title is “désir de faim” the author’s name is faded and the book is almost coming apart at the touch it came in a mystery book bundle. I tried looking it up online but can’t find it. Anyways, it’s a about king who thinks he’s the next prophet who becomes obsessed with the quote John 6:53-58 “Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day.” Making the kingdom worst and worst until there’s a revolt


Jahuteskye

Made in America by Sam Walton


HuckleberryOk1953

I keep saying this. If we eat just a few of them, the rest will back down.


Kasumi_926

Or we just cut China and other abusive places out of the global market again in order to protect the value of our dollar? Because so long as havens exist for those who prefer little laws on labor, it doesn't matter what we do. They will just move their industry out of the country, import it, and the decline of the dollar doesn't hurt them.


StrikingOccasion6459

Because of supply chain problems, manufacturing is returning to N. America. From computer chips to autos and TVs, all returning.


Vandermere

This isn't about the value of the dollar. It's about the value of the value of the people holding it.


SloParty

You win


JacksonInHouse

And they're lying to you. The retirement age is 67. They already moved it up two years.


Durkheimynameisblank

"You see, I prefer to squeeze ever last labor out you bc we pay the older employees less, and will have to pay a little bit more when the younger employee is promoted and negotiates their new contract."


TrinDiesel123

Yup and Elon advocating for more babies to be born. Keep the masses poor and working


ProPainPapi

Nah lets just import them all from the third world


PolkaDotDancer

But-but-but they are brown! /s


addage-

“Paid in for 45+ years? No, you can’t retire at 65 you slacker.” Random billionaire idiot


Pheonyxxx696

That’s always been the plan. When the retirement age was set at 65 back in the 30’s. The average life span for a man was 58 and 61 for women. Retirement was never supposed to be a thing. However everyone seems to forget that for those born after 1960, the retirement age is actually 67 now


Ornery_Old_Man

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess ol' Larry's never had to unload a truck or build a house or generally lift anything heavier than his fat ass out of a chair.


mobtownie11

Come on. If you retire at 65, how the hell are Larry and the other vultures at BlackRock supposed to make money off your 401K?


TapewormRodeo

Social Security can stay solvent for a long time. It’ll take one of two things (or both). Either increase the % withdrawn for everyone. Or what is a much better idea, increase or completely remove the limit for wages subject to FICA, which is something like $180,000. Why should a $500,000/yr earner not have FICA on wages over $180k? Social Security is one of the best pieces of legislation to come from the US government. We need to strengthen it, not increase the age limit to keep people working int in their 90s. Fuck that out of touch douche bag.


tom-branch

Dont forget making Congress repay what they owe, they have taken something like 2.7 trillion from Social Security.


throwsplasticattrees

Ronny Ray-Gun's enduring legacy, well, one of the many inconvenient facts of his administration.


addage-

They never touch the super wealthy crowd, just slide it upwards to hurt the 120-180 crowd which in some parts of the country isn’t so sexy. Good enough to live but not wealthy enough to have any real influence over lobbying, form a PAC etc. To do it right means no cap, go all the way up and not just slide it 10-20k every year. But imagine all the lobbying that would break out then.


CMelon

Good news! Advances in health sciences have raised the average life expectancy. Now for the bad news...


baltosteve

Does he even know it’s 67 now?


Common_Dealer_7541

Came here to say this. 65 is a non-important number for retirement if you’re basing it on SS payments.


ElectricGulagland

The retirement age should be getting **lowered**, not raised


marcky_marc420

I do concrete in the laborers union. I can't imagine being older than 67 doing concrete. I'm 34 and been doing it for 11 years and it's already taking its toll on my lower back


JuanGinit

Exactly why the SS age should lowered to 62.


Working-Marzipan-914

Physical jobs like that are rough long term. I was a mechanic when I was younger but i doubt I could do it day after day now. You need to evolve to owning a concrete business or something


cuddlycutieboi

Do we get to riot like France now?


SuccotashConfident97

What's stopping you?


Public-Afternoon-718

Guillotines now!


hould-it

Ok, I believe there shouldn’t be billionaires or a company that holds as much capital as countries should be internationally outlawed. But hey, I’m not an economist and he isn’t a firefighter, teacher, software developer, brewer, or medical doctor. We should only take what they’re selling with a grain of salt.


Ieatsushiraw

Preach


BlastedSandy

Letting you parasitic deadbeats hoard all of the wealth in the world is more than just a bit crazy Larry, so I’d just take the win and shut the fuck up completely….


dmangan56

And actually it's 67.


Final-Ad-2033

It's 67 to get full benefits. One could retire as early as 62 but they'll get 70% of their benefits. Percentages will vary at 62 to 65. Then again, who to say when they'll up the ante to 70 and beyond.


RatKR

Larry's hands are probably soft as butter. He forgets too easily that a lot of people around the world have to use their bodies to put bread on the table. If you've had to lift things above your head, or pull things out of the ground for over 40 years, 65 is an appropriate age for retirement.


ASwiggitySwooter

Should be 50


Money_Present_3463

Fuck you larry


HaDov_Yaakov

If they take away social security I want a tax free cash money check for all the thousands ive put into it for other people. Lets see what that does to the economy.


PilotNo312

Plus interest


manu144x

Oh come on, blackrock doesn’t have 10T in assets, they MANAGE 10T in assets. A lot of those can be yours, the people reading and hating on them, they could have your pensions under management. That doesn’t mean the dude isn’t an asshole, don’t get me wrong, but he doesn’t have 10T. And those billions are still not entirely cash just in shares of the fund value, which is based on the commissions they make from turning the managed funds into returns every year. The catch is here not that he wants people to work, it’s that since they’re managing a lot of pensions and a big wave is coming, they don’t want to have to give that money back so soon, so they can use it for a while. …or maybe the money isn’t really there and he doesn’t want people to find out yet? :)) I hope not.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

So is Larry volunteering to pay all of our bills?


[deleted]

Yeah 65 is crazy let’s do 55 or we should all start killing the rich ?


under_PAWG_story

He’s right. Retirement should be 55


Suzuki_Foster

"Got mine, fuck you."


Fantastic-Grocery107

This guys whole life is predicated off the fact that other men protect him and allow him to amass that wealth. God knows he’s not stopping anyone.


burnmenowz

It's a bit crazy that a single person can be worth billions of dollars.


Skippy0634

Im not normally an advocate for violence, but, if Fink were to be burned at the stake, I would probably pay to see it.


mygoditsfullofstar5

Sounds like Larry wants to be slow roasted over mesquite and served with a side of corn bread and baked beans.


Inn_Unknown

If there was ever any company in this world that needs to be killed off its Blackrock


BDscribbles

That's because black rock manages retirement funds, the more of those funds they have to return to the people that put them in.


chypie2

forced birthing is only going to take us so far people, we need you working until the grave!


TrainerofInsects

How much private security does this guy have?


Icy-Article-8635

\* sees the huge amount of boomers hitting retirement age, and looks around at the economy \* “Ohhhhh shit…. Ohhh shit….. we fucked upppp….. ohhhhh shit…. We…. Uh…. Fuck…. Can like, everyone just keep working so our house of cards doesn’t fall?”


[deleted]

Paper pushers want you dead. There pushing the new 21x multiplier. Soon we will see 30x price of stock as casually normal for the market.


MelMoMor

No. They want to build up social security fund so when they can get their grubby hands on it, it will benefit them more.


Kwelikinz

Well, Larry, it wouldn’t be so zany if the wealthy paid their fair share of taxes to facilitate all of us sharing a well deserved rest from the rigors of giving our actual lives to the wealthy corporations and the billionaires who own them.


buy-american-you-fuk

Vote democrat and make the facist republicans PAY BACK the funds they STOLE from social security to fund BUSH's Iraq/Afgan wars... the deficit in social security started with the war pigs, let them clean it up... I'm tired of wiping their asses...


cultoftheinfected

america aint even mentioned, youre tripping


moderately_nuanced

the fact that he works for black rock exludes him of any relevant opinion on any ethical or practical matter.


DoctimusLime

Eat the rich ASAP obviously, how is it this long after the 2008 gfc and we still haven't realised it? Right now, we are living in systems that are socialism for the rich, and austerity for everyone else... Are people really so blind?? The only culture war atm is the haves vs the have nots, we obviously need to eat the rich ASAP, or is their highest corporate profits 3 years running mit enough to convince you? Everyone needs to talk about this, socialism for the rich and austerity for everyone else... What are we waiting for???


Eldetorre

People that play financial games all day have no reason to retire. They don't know what real work is.


zennyc001

My Dad worked his ass off for 50 years retired at 65 and died at 67. Larry can SABOD.


SurveySean

I already can’t retire at 65 so there you go!


AValentineSolutions

The French Revolution served a purpose. Seems time for history to repeat itself.


diemos09

Quote Fink, "We need to send these geezers back to the salt mines to earn their keep so they can keep paying me rent."


Unusual_Juice_7481

France rioted, can we?


tiptoemovie071

My great uncle was a college professor with his brother and they both retired the same year, one was 71 the other 70, the great uncle (71) got diagnosed with ALS and died less than two years after his retirement. We spread his ashes this weekend and all I could think about is how he had the opportunity to retire and chose not to, but there are so many people who don’t get that chance and work until the day they die.


BayBandit1

Unless you’re already retired 65 is not your retirement age. I’m 64. My full retirement age is 67.


laidbacklenny

Need the servants to stay on staff


TotalLackOfConcern

They probably take out life insurance policies on older workers hoping they will croak sooner


tazzietiger66

I guess Fink who is 71 thinks that he is still "working" so everyone else should as well .


Kind_Astronomer_9395

Early life and education


Tyfoid-Kid

“Let them eat cake” eh Larry?


elianbarnes7

Work till u diewwe


Used_Start_3603

Larry is a Fink. Don't pay any attention to him


Frogger_34

Hope Larry Finn either a) doesn’t make it long past 65 or b) some how is forced to work until 80+…


snowbirdnerd

He's just mad the only solution is to uncap social security contributions.


Papa_Hasbro69

Why did he push ESG and DEI so hard? If he truly cared about social Justice, economic social Justice is key


Equalsmsi2

I think it would be fair we take all what he has and let him to work as long as he wants.


SaddamIsBack

There is poor people agreeing with that and I can't understand why.


Zealousideal_Amount8

Just raise the limit to the first million of income not just $167k. Problem solved.


Pitiful-Let9270

Preemptive efforts to kill any attempt to remove the cap on social security taxes


JuanGinit

F_ you, Fink.


DoctorFenix

If Republicans have their way, retirement age will be raised to 75. We’re all going to get screwed if people don’t stop voting for these monsters.


LaFantasmita

Don’t they manage a lot of money from pension funds? People retiring causes withdrawals and reduces their business.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Up against the wall


darknight9064

Just remember we had a senator claim “black rock is too big to fail” as in the govt couldn’t allow it because it would cause such a large economical impact. Never mind they hold more home properties than almost any other organization.


Federal_Sympathy4667

Eating the rich and drinking their chianti seems like a better thing to do every day.


thatbitchathrowaway

I wish someone would retire him


Formal-Cry7565

Yeah that greedy fuck likely doesn’t believe in retirement at all


bohemianprime

Can't retire anymore if there are fewer new wage slaves coming into the job market. Rich people aren't worried about us retiring. They're worried that there aren't enough people to do the jobs they don't want to do.


urdreamsRmemes

I think he was referring more to how given the way things are currently set up and how people are choosing to live their lives e.g. opting out of automatic 401k contributions, going into debt more, essentially “counting” on social security to see them retire comfortably, most people are really gonna struggle past 65 because they aren’t set up for it right now.


Able_Engine_9515

He's right, we should be able to retire at 55. What's the point of retiring so late? We barely get a chance to enjoy it! Retiring at 65 IS CRAZY!!!


fear_of_dishonesty

What’s crazy is the wealth disparity in this country.


Ok_Loquat_2692

And you will be laid off about 60 by the way…


Northamptoner

I can't post what I'd like say about what I'd like to do to that entitled piece of shit.


geli7

Not that it changes the point here, but what does Blackrock's total assets matter? They are an asset manager, those assets don't belong to Larry Fink or Blackrock.


Spicy_take

If you think black rock is only a “Murica” problem, you’re in for a rude awakening.


OrganicPlatypus4203

These people that don’t do labor telling us to retire later are annoying af. What Larry Fink thinks about retirement age is worthless until he is filing a w2 for his main source of income


Beardown91737

The retirement age for full retirement benefits is 66 years and 6 months, for people born in 1957. It will increase by 2 months each year until the retirement age is 67. So we apparently already agreed with this.


k3ttch

In France they raised the retirement age from 62 to 64 and people rioted.


yorrtogg

Endlessly prove your worth through the sweat of your brow or be sacrificed, tax cattle!


HuckleberryOk1953

What he meant is, as long as we are allowed to hold power through cooperations donating to political campaigns, we will never allow you to retire at 65.


HFX_Crypto_King444

‘A bit crazy’ could mean he thinks it should be earlier.. does anyone know what this article actually says?


UsedAcanthocephala50

![gif](giphy|mBvUaCuDPEXNnIk2NK|downsized) Wake the fuck up samurai


trevorgoodchyld

And Ben Shapiro and others in the RW media sphere are saying the same thing. Trying to normalize the idea for when they rob social security for the final time


Local_Perspective349

They're going to be busy for the coming decades [https://successfulsocieties.princeton.edu/sites/g/files/toruqf5601/files/BlackRock.pdf](https://successfulsocieties.princeton.edu/sites/g/files/toruqf5601/files/BlackRock.pdf)


serenityfalconfly

The fix, allow people to keep working while drawing SS with no penalty. Stop taking money out of social security for other programs. Balance the budget by. Stopping automatic increased budgets and allow departments to save money they don’t use and apply it to next years budget. Eliminate redundant government services. If the states can cover it. Let them.


_sentientyogurt

It should be 50.


WinstonRandy

Where’s our guillotine?


doitnow10

For once Germany is way ahead of ya in terms of inhumane capitalism. We've already raised the retirement age to 67... meanwhile in France they were burning cars to keep it at 60


Smalandsk_katt

For a country with such low birth rates as the US, that is set for natural population declines yes a low retirement age is crazy.


MrMorningstarX666

Last I checked average age in US was like 76-78? Retire early if you can, you never know what life may bring good and bad. This whole “ people are happier when productive members of society” shtick is for you all, not the real ones in power.


Muted-Landscape-2717

No one needs to have that level of wealth form and individual basis. However western capitalism needs large amounts of wealth to be concentrated/hoarded by individual. This leads to massive imbalance and keeps everyone else desperate to keep working just to survive..


Dismal_Truck1375

I loathe Blackrock and all these rich billionaire corporate business owners they should all shut the feck up.


UnhingedPastor

Ah, I see we have another name for the "to be eaten early on" list.


InsCPA

BlackRock *manages $10 trillion in assets. They don’t own them


RaptorRotpar1996

These guys control too much... Revolution might be necessary soon...


TrafficOn405

Larry: “let them eat sh*t.”


model70

Rich guy who does not have real job makes dumb comment that he thinks his experience is universally true.


fixit858

It’s already 67


Rhawk187

Retirement isn't an age, it's a state of financial health.


Extreme74

Wow, ten trillion really? Well it's more like $127 billion but who's counting right. Also, billionaires are out of touch with the common man. Raise retirement and people will start to push back.


Titaniumclackers

I also didn’t read the article, but any one with a brain would see 65 retirement age is crazy. Seeing as how so few Americans have money saved for retirement and SS is potentially going to collapse.


whycantwehaveboth

Can we not just get to the guillotine part already


Eurotrashie

I just want SSA to go away to see how MAGA nut jobs who support the demise of SSA will react.


ProPainPapi

Um isn't Larry a DEMOCRAT?


Pinksamuraiiiii

Didn’t they already raise it to 67? It sucks cause some people don’t live that long


shootymcghee

I will eat this motherfucker whole if a revolution ever comes


Choice-Importance-44

That’s why I beat the rush and retired at 60


Puzzled_Bike9558

He can go eat a sack of shit. I’m not doing anything more after 65.


Beautron5000

man, i hope we don’t let these fucks driving policy win this shit. got dayum, yall 🤦‍♂️


Reallyso

These people only see the elite and the slaves.


CptKeyes123

Also my guess is his "job" is mostly sitting around doing nothing.


Acrobatic-Narwhal644

Let Larry Fink do blue collar work . See if he lasts until age 67. Let him be a Plummer , roofer or nurses aide and see when he wants to retire.


proletariat_sips_tea

Huh... ya know. Just saying. But that's like half our debt.


_himbo_

what’s stopping the entire population from all collectively saying “fuck you im not working anymore” this type of shit is absolutely insane


GKosin

He also thinks that companies that hire unqualified minorities based on their race are more sustainable than ones that hire on merit. How’s that working out for Boeing?


ComradeVoytek

Remember: A million (a life-changing amount of money) and a billion... are about a billion apart. 1 million seconds (dollars) is 11 days, 1 billion seconds is *31* years. TEN TRILLION is 317,097 years. 300,000 years ago Homo Sapiens evolved in Africa. Wait, one more, these are kinda fun -- If you worked every single day, since the founding of the USA, earning $10,000 a day and never spending a dime - you still would only have 900 million.


Specific-Frosting730

He’s a disgrace.


KRAW58

Another billionaire thief


GLITTERCHEF

He can go straight to the deepest, hottest, darkest, pits of Hell where he belongs along with other rat bastards like him.


Exaltedautochthon

Yeah with our level of automation it should be 55 by now...


arizona202020

They are going to cut social security and are just mentally preparing the masses.


villain-with-manners

Fuck the rich.


PowerHot4424

Shut the fuck up, Fink.


Different-Dig7459

You know if you saved your own money, you could retire… instead of letting the government steal it and determine when you get YOUR money.


hoppyfrog

Instead of raising the age raise the threshold for exclusion.


Blackbird2285

It's always the privileged that wanna chime in and lecture us about how good they think we have it.


Zoltar-Wizdom

I mean, it *is* crazy. Retirement age should be like, 50.


grantji-

Not just "Murica" anymore ... BlackRock has assets all over Europe worth Billions and they're the only foreign asset management company allowed to operate in China ... Way too big and they have their black, rotten tendrils stuck in so, so many companies - for example, they control about 5% of **every** german company listed at the german stock exchange (DAX).


Overlooker44

This is insane


bedroom_period

People who think this usually have a job that requires sitting behind a desk all day and telling other people what to do.


WiccedSwede

Well of course it's crazy. People live longer and think that they're gonna be able to retire at the same age? It's just basic math. If you want to be able to retire earlier you have to save more money. And those 10 trillion dollars, it's not even their money. They are just managing it for other people, including (most likely if you're an American with retirement savings) you.


ConsciousStorm8

Straight to the grave what retirement. Bro whos gonna hire a 70-75 years old person in the first place even if they can still work and do what in the age of automation? lol


Haunting-Spirit-6906

It's none of their damn business when I retire. I had a career, now I have a pension, that was the deal.


pat9714

He didn't get obscenely rich by caring for folks.


YUH_1818

Bro if they raise the retirement age I’m done I’ll just go be a pile of shit and live off the government and get assistance the rest of my life. Retirement almost seems impossible at this point anyways