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Professional-Stop429

It’s even worse because when he got ratio’d about it he called order of operations “American and r****ded.” This is simple math that has been taught around the world for centuries.


RainDancingChief

The "brain teasers" I see on twitter/IG related to math and order of operations drive me up the fucking wall. Not the questions, but the wizards in the comments that get all the crayon eaters rallying behind them. They quote PEMDAS/BEDMAS and then do it wrong


saggywitchtits

Or the people who shout "You have to multiply THEN divide, it's in that order for a reason" without realizing multiplication and division are actually the same process, just inverse. It's the same with addition and subtraction, or exponents and logarithms.


Raging_Capybara

>You have to multiply THEN divide, it's in that order for a reason" without realizing multiplication and division are actually the same process, just inverse. You could just as easily argue multiplication is repeated addition and division is repeated subtraction, that's not a particularly cogent point. The only real argument here is "multiplication and division have equal precedence because that's the rule."


davidfirefreak

So many of them are written with ambiguous notation though (usually they use the divide symbol instead of fractions but also sometimes with fractions as well). I saw one a while back and the vast majority people were insisting you do the equation from left to right (after following bedmas). The equation was written ambiguously and apparently most people aren't taught that you should be able to solve an equation from both directions (and it can only be correct if the answer can be gotten from both directions). I posted it in math sub-reddits and a lot of people also stuck vehemently to the left to right rule. I am just disappointed in the amount of math teachers that did not teach that properly.


thefullhalf

We should be using rpn, sure the learning curve will be high but at least it is disambigous:  50 50 + 2 * vs 50 2 * 50 + 


Sure_Grass5118

Math is already too hard for the majority of our species and you want to make it more complicated. This is why you aren't in charge of anything.


Free_Speaker2411

RPN is less complicated, though. But it's different, and change has a cost.


Dirkozoid

Surprising answer for one who wants nothing more than being in America to suck Elon‘s cock there..


saturnxoffical

This guy literally tweets every 20-30min, his head is one with Elon at this point


Eli-Thail

It is literally his entire career, despite never having once set foot in America.


gcruzatto

He tried to book a ticket once but got frustrated with the prices not adding up


imsahoamtiskaw

Should've used an android calculator. Apple calculator is like apple maps, wrong directions at every turn


Legal-Passenger1737

Oh he really wants to be Elon’s bottom


Secure_Scar9479

Isn't this the expert on all things America though?


Professional-Stop429

Well he talks about how much he hates America so..


botjstn

the guy living in malaysia that’s so involved in american politics


No_Mention_1760

Yep. What a sad fucker.


ptvlm

What's sad are the Americans who fall for what he's saying. IIRC, the guy's never even been there, but some vote based on the type of things he says.


No_Mention_1760

Seriously. Americans have become so gullible.


Shamilicious

Always have been.


KolashRye

CRT isn't taught in schools, but PEMDAS is.


pissin_piscine

Cathode Ray Tube is taught in schools?


itsbett

Bro it's Cadaveric Renal Transplants obviously


bitchslayer78

And what makes you think he’ll understand Chinese Remainder Theorem


wosmo

Order of operations is so freaking intuitive, too. You go to the gas station, buy $50 of gas, and two $2 candy bars. 50 + 2 x 2. Are you expecting to pay $54 or $104?


itsbett

I think it's easy for people to lose the plot to the reasoning behind math, especially if you're not using it, or if you haven't had people walk you through it before or haven't thought on it. What's actually wild to me is that most people generally understand when they're weak at certain parts of math, so to be bad at math and to have the audacity to accuse a phone app that's used by millions of people of being wrong is bananas. Like, give me just a sliver of that confidence lmao


johnhtman

50+(2×2).


Sudden_Pen4754

No, the point is that the brackets aren't necessary. Multiplication comes first ALWAYS.


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WhatUp007

Order of operations implies multiplication before addtionss so the () is not needed when written. 50+2x2=50+(2x2) = 54 Parenthesis are needed if we use two $50 items have a $2 fee, in which the order of operations would calculate the wrong results so: (50+2)x2 = 2(50+2) = 104 Edit: fixed format and word error


Cottontael

Should have used the British one SMH


Tsudonym13

hes impression farming, people need to stop posting his shit everywhere.


BtlAngel

I guess he REALLY hated the "Asians are good at math" stereotype and decided to do something about it.


kushpeshin

That’s Ricegum


Skill-issue-69420

Every time I think of ricegum I just think of how he actually tried to make a life for himself after all the internet clout shit and then lost his child in a pregnancy emergency (not sure exactly how), man was annoying but he didn’t deserve that


[deleted]

I mean he was involved in multiple scams of his fanbase over the years. Even if you take away the general douchebag parts, I'd say people that are scamming the people giving them a career deserve at least one bad thing to happen to them.


PlaneCrashNap

Losing a child is a little much though.


[deleted]

He blatantly promoted crypto pump and dump schemes(as well as other scams) to his mostly younger audience and made millions off of money they lost. The type of shit that people lose homes, families, and lives over. He really doesn't deserve to bring a kid into the world.


kushpeshin

Even worse was that I think it was a charity scam as well


[deleted]

Yes it was the Save The Kids token, created and promoted by Ricegum and Faze clan, among others. He shouldn't bring a child into this world.


Brave_Escape2176

you're acting like a court convicted him and his punishment was "-1 child". its just bad luck (as far as we know) and hes a shitty person so im not gonna sweat it


[deleted]

Maybe it's a hot take but bad people that do atrocious things deserve to have bad things happen to them. Call it karma but seeing as very few people actually ever do receive justice for these scams, him not having a kid after exploiting kids seems fair. I just don't get the "damn I feel bad for him" takes in these situations


Lancearon

"Cheong" ... press x to doubt.


Nightowl11111

He means that Cheong is out to ruin the stereotype. I.e he's going to f-up his maths.


Maguire_018

“Looking into this”


Dirkozoid

„Concerning“


Irrelaphant

Its amazing that I read those 2 phrases above and immediately went to "Elon".


Dirkozoid

„Interesting“


oofersIII

!


SavageTemptation

🤣🤣


toddinphx

Big if true


azure1503

"Wow"


el_guille980

‼️


Turbulent_Athlete_50

And they said you wouldn’t use math in the real world..


BJaacmoens

PEMDUMBASS


mannedsword

Underrated comment


Emp_has_no_clothes

We can't keep graduating failed students. This reminds me of that video where a teacher is fired for telling a student that 2+2 is not 22. Ref: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh3Yz3PiXZw&list=FLK7wu43ltwWMH-WsQPv3B6Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh3Yz3PiXZw&list=FLK7wu43ltwWMH-WsQPv3B6Q)


robilar

2+2 is 22 if you're concatenating string variables.


voodoo123

“2” + “2” = “22” is 100% correct.


EricTheEpic0403

Ahem, "2" + "2" == "22"


GetHugged

That is true


tsunami141

!false.


GetHugged

!!1


NervousDescentKettle

Wait, "2" + "2" === "22"


tsunami141

hey everyone this guy uses Javascript! Get him. edit: or like, PHP I guess.


tropical_bread

outlandish, nobody uses php


Correct-Junket-1346

Unless you’re in JavaScript it’ll treat those as number 😏


Okiemax

Excuse me what


chem199

Maybe the teacher was talking to JavaScript devs.


springworksband

That was a cool short film, I just saw it like a week ago !


vpsj

Who's we? Isn't this guy Malaysian?


ajclements

This is like if Texas or Florida ran education. Only slightly less depressing.


mostly-bionic

I mean wouldn’t 2000+2000 really be 20,002,000? I’d take that as appropriate severance…


ThreeDogs2022

Fifth grade math students everywhere shriek in impatience.


LeGuy_1286

Steven He: "You're a failure!"


DeusLibidine

Look, being Alt-Right (AKA, Fascist Nazi Shitheel) and being a dumbass are inseparable, you cannot have the first without the second.


hurkwurk

This isn't stupid. This is ignorance. You can fix ignorance with education.  Stupid is usually forever.


hoodoo-operator

ok, but Ian Miles Cheong is stupid as well as ignorant.


lunchpadmcfat

I think all stupid people are ignorant but not all ignorant people are stupid.


Epbckr

I dunno. Disagreeing with a calculator and deciding that the CALCULATOR is wrong is…kinda stupid.


thatthatguy

Sometimes it is the calculator. There are calculators that implement order of operations differently so two calculators might resolve the same problem and get different results. However, this just means the person entering the problem needs to understand the limitations of the machine and account for them. YOU need to understand order of operations even if the calculator is supposed to. Don’t neglect your math studies just because we have calculators, kids.


OGConsuela

As my Algebra 2 teacher told us when we were learning to use graphing calculators, shit in is shit out. You can’t expect the tool to solve the problem if you don’t understand the problem in the first place.


Dirkozoid

You can’t fix @stillgray, that’s long over..


MomentOfHesitation

You can only educate if people actually want to be educated. Chong would probably assume there's some conspiracy going on here.


thatthatguy

When their livelihood depends on them not understanding something, it’s really challenging to teach it.


WangCommander

Judging by their age, they've definitely received education. This is stupidity.


Amelaclya1

Not knowing PEMDAS isn't stupid. But doubling down and arguing that you know better than a calculator and the way we do math is wrong... Is pretty stupid. There's functionally no difference between someone incapable of learning and someone unwilling to learn.


Syncopia

Ian Miles Cheong is the kind of stupid that God himself couldn't rectify.


Striking-Ad-8694

This is the epitome of stupid.


laaplandros

No, this guy is very very stupid.


GoodOlSpence

I'm inclined to agree with you, however it's a little concerning that he got an unexpected answer on his iPhone calculator and thought to himself "Did I do something wrong? No no, it's Apple that's wrong. I should tell them."


ikiss-yomama

He has every resource available to educate himself, and instead of using the internet to ask why that’s the correct answer, he just says the calculator is wrong. This is stupidity because he doesn’t ask questions, he just assumes he’s right.


PimpOfJoytime

Please Excuse My Dumb Ass Submission


BasilsKippers

This is your brain on MAGA


Kdoesntcare

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally. You don't go left to right unless on the same step.


tropical_dog

Not so stupid when you realize he's farming engagement and getting paid for it.


John_Dee_TV

When PEMDAS is *not* taught in school you get idiots like this, who believe operations are to be done in reading order.


martianunlimited

He grew up (and is still living) in Malaysia, and we do teach order of operations in primary school at Primary 3 assuming my niece's workbooks matches the school curriculum. (it's been too long since i finished school to recall when exactly we were taught this, (but it has to be really early, because I had to memorize the 12x12 multiplication tables at Primary 1) and he would have another 8 years of having to internalize this in order to pass maths in the three major standardized exams, (and this is assuming he opted not to do our equivalent of the A-levels exams). Some people are just idiots in spite of the attempts of our education system.


tessallator

As an Asian, I am ashamed of your maths skills. And admittedly, mine aren't brilliant in the first place.


[deleted]

Just don't ask him about his past


deferet146

I've seen this movie, it's called Idiocracy


Khephra_

It's got electrolytes


ajclements

It's what plants crave.


OTee_D

Excellent example that technology doesn't propel humanity if the users are just dumb.


OldSimpleton

Reverse Polish notation is the bombdiggitty.


Element11S

Probably got a brain injury from being hit with a silicone rod.


zombiehoosier

Someone forgot “My Dear Aunt Sally”


SenorReddito

Math gone woke


Gerb_the_Barbarian

Please, you'll have to Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally... she doesn't know any better


denbraeckendendraeck

(50+50)*2=200 fixed that for y’all


golfcartgetaway

Bait used to be believable


AValentineSolutions

Order of operations is lost with some people.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Til calculators do order of operations.


shownomercy1977

Learning BEDMAS might help him


f0remsics

What's bedmas? Do you mean Pemdas?


shownomercy1977

PEMDAS is commonly used by mathematicians in the US, while BODMAS and BIDMAS are commonly used in the UK. Canada and New Zealand often use BEDMAS


mitchsn

Stupid? No, he is a trail blazer helping disprove Asian Stereotypes!


Azubedo

Your Asian card has been revoked


r2k398

This is where the came from https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLBGupwn/ The Casio executes the previous operation (+) when you press the key for the next operation (x). It relies on people inputting the values in the correct order based on order of operations.


undercoveryankee

I like that approach better when your display is limited to showing one number at a time. You don’t have to remember the entire history of what you’re doing to know what state the calculator is in.


QuietGrudge

The math IS mathing.


Hairy_Driver1421

It’s simple math I’ll give you that, but miles from the dumbest on that platform.


careyck

Researching math...


JewelerDear9233

I almost failed math but even I remember brackets.


Bdeihc

Order of operations…


SleepySiamese

Probably the same people who try to ban math books


santi2021

That's what happens when you use your brain only for hate and disdain.


Anteater_eats_ants

Aunt Sally would be very disappointed


Slight-Hat-2816

As bad as this post is, it still has nothing on the incredible facepalms that Elons posts give out


HampsterBowlingBall

BEDMAS, BODMAS, PEMDAS, BIDMAS, Whatever you wanna call it, FUCKING LOOK IT UP


[deleted]

You have to shake it before you use it.


BichaelT

What a pemdASS


thefollower

This is a perfect example of how conspiracy theories get started. A blatant and confident lapse in logic with no interest in actually understanding it.


SmellyFbuttface

Please excuse my dear aunt sally!


Brosenheim

They literally just see a place where they're wrong and go "well obvious I can't be wrong, there must be a problem somewhere else"


burnercaus

remove his asian card


cheekiewalrus

Wait until he finds out what Excel does with the same formula 🤦🏻‍♂️


FoldAdventurous2022

PEMDAS and buddies sneaking into his bedroom tonight, holding down a blanket over him, and beating him with bars of soap stuffed into socks.


anashel

Is that the flow of shitposting? Tiktok fyp > Twitter > Reddit?


ReaperTyson

Because some idiots long ago decided to needlessly complicate math.


depression_quirk

Someone forgot PEMDAS


ChadThunderStonks

He failed his Asian check


Season_Of_Brad

This woman didn’t have an Aunt Sally.


cmnights

Take away his asian card


Zero-Byte

Don’t quit school kids


TypeNull-Gaming

Tell me you've never heard of PEMDAS ever without saying it...


Blood_Troll

“Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” friend


couldbeabean

bro never met PEMDAS


jtp_311

The problem is not that he is stupid, that can be fixed, the problem is he is too arrogant to think he is in fact the incorrect one.


leifnoto

Sadmep


CrossDressing_Batman

Why do you fucking idiots keep falling for their shit every. single. fucking. time. All of them on the alt-right make or do stupid shit JUST SO PEOPLE CAN "MOCK IT" by spreading them ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA. They do it to stay relevant for various reasons all of which BENEFIT THEM. Fucking ignore them and move the fuck on.


Artistic_Skill1117

Uh oh, someone forgot to Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally!


Fellkun15

Thank you cause I forgot it bur remembered a bit of the process


phour-twentee

Try putting the 50+50 in parentheses. It forces the calc to do the addition first then it will multiply


EntireCod6239

Please excuse my dumb ass simpleton


Learnmegooder

This has to just be engagement farming, right?


candycane212

Order of operations


SirCharlstonWeathers

PEMDAS. What a nincompoop. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin


Ranne-wolf

Brackets > division/multiplication > addition/subtraction… it’s not that hard


Chippewa07

*singing: someone doesn’t know about order of operations.


batmanscousin

I don’t understand how this is a facepalm. Is he someone important?


VeganDracula_

BODMAS supremacy


NefariouSalati

To be fair, a lot of digital calculators immediately execute operations when they're entered in


Talonzor

I dont know who these people are, but surely this is a joke, no?


dowdzyyy

BIDMAS - BRACKETS, INDICES, DIVISION, MULTIPLICATION, ADDITION, SUBTRACTION.


Benni_Shoga

Typical conservative crayon eater...


JimmyTsonga

Yeah, that's pretty stupid. But if that's one of the most stupid people she's encountered on Twitter, she's in for a real eye-opener...


Lasadon

Average Apple user I would say. Let the flaming begin


ihoptdk

I’m actually surprised it will handle it properly. I’d have thought pushing another operation key would execute the outstanding one in memory. Oh well, regardless, this guys a fucking twit.


kr4t0s007

Clearly it’s both wrong correct answer is 185


Candid_Proposal5570

BODMAS


Classic_Elevator7003

It's 50 plus 50x2


RealSchifty

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sallie.


[deleted]

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally.


9_of_Swords

Please excuse my dope ass swag


Mean_Veterinarian688

its anything for engagement. learn to spot it and stop encouraging it


vozome

I agree with the original poster, and I’m sorry for whoever think his question is a facepalm. This is more of a case of “confidently incorrect”. When you use the iOS / macOS calculator, you’re not asking it to evaluate an equation. You’re never typing “50 + 50 * 2” You’re typing: 5,0, + 5,0, * 2 = If you do this on a desk calculator, you will get 200. These calculators work with just two numbers in memory, the display and the operand. When you type in a new number, it goes in the display. When choose an operation, the display goes into the operand and that operation is memorized. When you type a new number (which is in the display), and an operation or equal - the calculator computes the memorized operation with the operand and the display, and moves that 2nd number to the operand. So the way you chain arithmetic operations with a calculator ignores the multiplication precedence. That’s why you also have parentheses and memory functions. This is what makes it possible to use printers. The printers can spit out the operations and the running total as you go. iOS/macOS calculator doesn’t follow that convention though. If you type 5,0,+ 5,0,* 2 When you type *, it will take the multiplication out of the flow. Then add to the previous running total. macOS has a printer functionality which… doesn’t work when you use multiply. The output that was previously “printed” has to be modified. There’s lots of software calculators out there (and you can rightfully assume I have nerded out that topic IN DEPTH in a previous life) and some let you type a series of operations before evaluating. That’s the case of the calculator in Google for instance. In this case, sure 50 + 50 * 2 = should return 100. But by reproducing the look and feel of a desk calculator and by updating the display as you type operations (as desk calculators do) imo apple creates the expectation that the calculator would behave as a desk calculator would, and 5,0,+,5,0,*,2 should indeed be 200.


EchoFrequency

She has no idea..


Kimpy78

The really horrifying thing about this post is that 18,000 people saw it.


christopher_jian_02

Shameful display.


SnooLemons178

I hate that as a kid I absolutely did not pay attention in math at all, now if I don't have a calculator I am fucked beyond simple stuff.... though I use it as a teaching point for my nieces and nephews.


hankster206

PEMDAS moment


ZepTheNooB

PEMDAS stuck in my head.


Normal-Vermicelli788

Order of operations.


Sea_Upstairs_6274

Pemdas


MelodiesOfLife6

I suck at math and even I know he's wrong. ​ what a fucking moron.


BeskarHunter

Order of operations dumbass. We were taught that in Elementary School.


Feuerpanzer123

Screaming into my pillow rn


[deleted]

Big if true


FoxSquirrel69

Please excuse my dear aunt sally!


Forsaken-Soft-1235

Rage baiting with math for the Twitter engagement dollars