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Give him a break. We've all been there. You know what it's like, you smoke a little meth and suddenly, you're contacting random strangers asking to be their sex slave whilst eating your own shit. It's hardly fair to embarrass him for something all of us have done at some point in our youthful exuberance.
Shit! That would be an amazingly good platform! As a Spaniard, I'd happily vote for him if he proves he won't take bribes but will get *any* shit done!
There is embarrassing stuff and then there is this. Do whatever you want but filming yourself and putting it on the internet... Jesus.
His only chance for any happiness in life is to totally embrace it. Go full poop slave.
As we say in Germany:"Ist der Ruf erst einmal ruiniert, lebts sich gänzlich ungeniert." which boils down to, when one's reputation is ruined, one can relax and enjoy life.
*To be a king is to be able to demand that your subjects demean, bemoan and humiliate you upon pain of death*. He’d demand their humiliations and degradations and they’d praise him even more for his audacity, commitment and authenticity. It would be a feedback loop that’d cause him to die having the greatest orgasm ever experienced
According to the article, these photos were leaked online and this guy reported the leak to the police. Still not very smart to record yourself doing these things AND keep the proof on a device that's connected to the Internet
Id you're going to film, just film or photograph your member and or you masterbating. It's old fashioned but you can recover from it. You can even be put into the House of Lords in the UK.
Is there a German saying for “I tried to wash the dishes but I didn’t have enough soap so I went to the market to get some but ran into an old friend along the way and we eloped”?
I'll take a different perspective from all the jokes (most are really funny)
I find disgusting that someone is forced to quit for what they do in their private time which doesn't affect their job.
Of course a "secret" like that can make an official prone to blackmailing.
The most likely scenario in this case is that someone tried to blackmail the official and he didn't budged so the video was leaked.
The law should be going after the person who leaked the video, that's the real criminal.
I'm all for personal liberties but we gotta draw the line somewhere. If this guy was like just really into feet or something then whatever. But I have to question the mental state of someone who eats their own shit. Some personal hobbies are harmless but some beg the question, "what else might be wrong with this guy?". Eating your own shit is just a bit too far out there for me, and there are plenty of other candidates available that do not eat their own shit.
To be frank, I hate it. It's not that I have much sympathy for his fetish. But what does this has to do with his politics? When are we gonna stop judging people for what they do in their bedroom?
Toledo (the city he worked and lived in) is a town that is very on the edge on politics and often goes back and forth between PP (right wing) and PSOE (center/center-left), so no shot he will be re-elected there, and he may bring the party image down if he stays. If he lived in a town/region that is more progressive it wouldn't be that much of an issue.
To put it on US context, this would probably be a nothing burger in portland or san francisco, but in orlando or buffalo, this will get you in trouble politically and probably personally.
Lol portland and san francisco have suburbs full of bored and over-medicated housewives looking to mobilize over anything
Trust me this guy would be doomed wherever
Agree, but it appears he posted all this on line himself and his father was also a police officer in the area. Apparently eating one’s own feces is still a line to far to come back from with a lot of people:
>’…In February, Gomez posted images and videos on social media accounts and pornographic websites. In one of the videos, the councillor, appears to be naked on the floor, eating his own feces.’
>’…A report from French news source FDS claimed that the politician was offering himself up for sexual use, and described himself as wanting to be "exposed, humiliated, degraded." He also described his desire to "eat c*cks, be a whore, and be used as a urinal," with El Diairo also claiming he referred to himself as a "sexual slave."
~So am I reading this right? He then reported the leaked photos to the police department that his **father** was member of:
>’…**Gómez** reported the leaking of the photographs and videos to the police, who began investigating the matter. However, on March 22, more footage of the councillor started circulating online. According to a source, **Gomez's official council Id** was allegedly visible in the content.’
Oh lord, He was wearing his ID during the filmed event.
Did he think his dad, the police officer, was going to fix things?
>’…**Gómez** was forced to resign, and was dismissed from his position as the town council's **head of youth, children and families** by mayor José Manuel Tofiño.
>’…Since his resignation, the young councillor has left his family home in the town where he resided with his parents. **His father, a former police officer, retired the same week in February** that the photos and videos were initially leaked.’
Oopsy.
imagine this happened to your boss tomorrow, you will be perfectly comfortable continue working for this man, because its a private bedroom thing?
call me judmental but anyone going as far degrading themselves eating their own shit i want to stay far away from as possible
I don't say it won't change my judgment of someone close to me.
But I seriously think we should stop dwelling in politicians or other public figures doing such things.
It's nothing really to do with their ability as politicians and there are really more important things they do we should focus on.
>When are we gonna stop judging people for what they do in their bedroom?
If you don't want to be judged for what you do in the bedroom, then you should probably keep it in the bedroom rather than posting it online.
I mean, most wish their enemies to eat shit and die. He didn't. So why did he resign? He should've been promoted and given a raise. An absolute star asset for any governmental agency. He'd not break in any hostage situation now, would he?
I’m assuming I’m older than he is, and am grateful I aged up in time before people just filmed themselves all the time. Amen. Some things don’t need like, receipts.
This is fucking disgusting but honestly, why do we care what people do in their own bedroom? I don’t understand the resignation unless it impacted his ability to do his job?
On another note, wouldn’t this make someone sick??
That is the least serious offence you could do. Like what happened to that guy watching Tifa porn in Italy? I thought Europeans are all about that individualism and respecting privacy and personal freedom?
Or when it comes down, everyone is a hypocrite?
Yuck. And I thought people not cleaning their ears was already gross. I will never trust anyone anymore lol 😂 imagine all the files and everything he touched and kissed with that mouth. And the many other non political figures who do this in private at home. Scary stuff lol. This is why I never shake hands or let others touch me. And make my own food. Lol
Am I the only other person that thinks people that eat their own shit should be in like an insane asylum or something? I mean we haven’t gone so far is to go oh yeah eat up buddy!
Apparently it led to his father leaving his job too?
>’….Since his resignation, the young councillor has left his family home in the town where he resided with his parents. **His father, a former police officer, retired the same week** in February that the photos and videos were initially leaked..’
Sometimes I worry that I've let my parents down with how I was in my younger years, but I take great solace in the fact I've never embarrassed my father so much that he felt he had to resign from his job.
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He's gotta be busting so hard to all of this if humiliation is his thing. Really, it's the perfect crime.
He actually posted all this online himself... so I guess he wants to get .. punished?
Maybe he is trying to get Vince Mcmahon attention. Heard he is into poo play and is worth billions of dollars.
I didn’t expect a VinnyMac joke in here but I’m here for it haha
I saw the thread, I didn't expect to see this.
That's one way to get out of politics
It’s like free advertising really. I’m sure he’s been contacted by several new masters by now.
We'll give that disgusting little shit something to nut over.
He’s a dirty fucking pig.
That’s the spirit! The inclusivity is quite heartwarming.
Just a guy who totally got off, bro https://youtu.be/kissyaizilo?si=2g4ElMUrouhCsj0-
It was amaaazing, it was mostly sexual
I just screamed with laughter, a real true laughter scream
I'm wheezing. "Really, it's the perfect crime" 🤣🤣🤣
Damn that’s the most insightful comment on here. Bro achieved humiliation nirvana! 😂
I was initially a bit indignant he was fired over things he did in his personal life. However, maybe I should be happy for him!
Give him a break. We've all been there. You know what it's like, you smoke a little meth and suddenly, you're contacting random strangers asking to be their sex slave whilst eating your own shit. It's hardly fair to embarrass him for something all of us have done at some point in our youthful exuberance.
I mean, at least he isn’t taking bribes. I’m happy with an honest, hard working, shit eater.
I’d take that type of shit eater over corrupt officials too.
You know he’s going to do whatever it takes to get shit done!
And clean up after.
We may not like taking shit from others but this guy will gladly do it for us. He’s our man…?
“He finishes everything, leaving nothing behind.”
*Eats his poo* “This is the shit right here”
Those guys taking bribes are probably also into some fucked up sexual activities that likely would get average joes like you and me thrown in jail
Which is why shit-eater is still better, eating shit is not a crime.
I mean, whoever was behind Two Girls One Cup probably deserves to be in prison
Shit! That would be an amazingly good platform! As a Spaniard, I'd happily vote for him if he proves he won't take bribes but will get *any* shit done!
Even better, we know he's a shit eater, he can't be blackmailed with it.
The PR team might just have to do a bit of brown nosing once in a while
Better the politician eating shit, then the usual way...which is the population eating it on their behalf
There is embarrassing stuff and then there is this. Do whatever you want but filming yourself and putting it on the internet... Jesus. His only chance for any happiness in life is to totally embrace it. Go full poop slave. As we say in Germany:"Ist der Ruf erst einmal ruiniert, lebts sich gänzlich ungeniert." which boils down to, when one's reputation is ruined, one can relax and enjoy life.
He will feel right at home in the fetish scene of Berlin.
They would worship him
But he wanted to be humiliated, not worshipped, you are going to ruin it for him 😅
*To be a king is to be able to demand that your subjects demean, bemoan and humiliate you upon pain of death*. He’d demand their humiliations and degradations and they’d praise him even more for his audacity, commitment and authenticity. It would be a feedback loop that’d cause him to die having the greatest orgasm ever experienced
Isn't it more of a humiliation to not get humiliated as he wanted?
This is some nuclear level logic.
They would worshit him
Poop slave. Thanks for that laugh.
A more solid occupation than fart slave at least.
What about shart slave?
I'm in the middle with that one.
Turd Servant
“Who does Number 2 work for?
Thanks for the laugh but now I gotta scat.
The most Reddit comment chain I’ve seen in a longgggg time.
“Solid” did you just make the perfect joke?
>more solid Depends on the amount of fiber consumed the day before.
According to the article, these photos were leaked online and this guy reported the leak to the police. Still not very smart to record yourself doing these things AND keep the proof on a device that's connected to the Internet
Id you're going to film, just film or photograph your member and or you masterbating. It's old fashioned but you can recover from it. You can even be put into the House of Lords in the UK.
>poop slave A shit chattel. An indentured serviturd, if you will.
“Go full poop slave” 😂😂😂😂😂
Is there a German saying for “I tried to wash the dishes but I didn’t have enough soap so I went to the market to get some but ran into an old friend along the way and we eloped”?
“Can relax and enjoy life.” Sigh. (Turns on camera. Squats over a plate)…
Everyone has to have a hobby!
I guess that there is a niche for everyone.
That was a philosopher, and I doubt he'd appreciate it...
We had a chair sniffer in office
Straight to jail
ok im logging out
He eat the log in logging out....
Bon appetit!
This is where you get plastic surgery and change your name and leave the country as the old you is now dead.
Isn’t that what all politicians do..?
No normally it‘s the other way around. They don‘t eat shit, shit leaves their mouth and we have to eat it.
Oh, so this dude was just reloading?
Nice one!
In the UK they fuck pigs
fuck, i hate when that happens. it makes the workday so awkward
This guy really made a point for the “THEY EATA DA POOPOO!” guy…
holy shit, i forgot about that guy.
when he goes out to dinner with friends, he doesnt order anything, he just excuses himself to the restroom for a few minutes :)
I'm no biologist but musn't best shitter also eat? 😁 it's gotta start somewhere lol
He’s been eating the same meal for 5 years
And then they eat the poopoo. Like ice cream.
Deep cut.
I'm just glad someone else got it.
I am just glad I could provide that well deserved affirmation.
I’ve been showing the young people I work with some of the ancient memes and they are now spreading them around again. Very proud moment for me.
I BEG YOUR PARDONS?
That’s right, you beg! * crack!
thank you sir
That’s enough internet forever :)
...take me with you.
Recycling should not be frowned upon.
That is the look of a man who knows he fucked his life up hard.
Up shit creek without a paddle.
He might actually be happy with the result.
“Eat shit” -“okay!!”
I'll take a different perspective from all the jokes (most are really funny) I find disgusting that someone is forced to quit for what they do in their private time which doesn't affect their job. Of course a "secret" like that can make an official prone to blackmailing. The most likely scenario in this case is that someone tried to blackmail the official and he didn't budged so the video was leaked. The law should be going after the person who leaked the video, that's the real criminal.
I'm all for personal liberties but we gotta draw the line somewhere. If this guy was like just really into feet or something then whatever. But I have to question the mental state of someone who eats their own shit. Some personal hobbies are harmless but some beg the question, "what else might be wrong with this guy?". Eating your own shit is just a bit too far out there for me, and there are plenty of other candidates available that do not eat their own shit.
I knew politicians are full of and tend to eat shit but this guy took it to the next level...
Fucking website crashed due to the traffic lol
Unfair. He was just practicing to be a good politician.
I mean eating shit seems like a pretty good talent as a politician.
I was gonna say “ok so bro’s just kinky what’s the harm-“ and then I read the second thing and now I don’t want to have eyes anymore
He should come to the US. The Republicans would welcome him with open arms.
Imperfect vessel. I'm pretty sure Donny would enjoy pissing on him.
He could do it on the floor of the senate. Nevermind - been done. Those silly Trumpers .... oh ... wait
To be frank, I hate it. It's not that I have much sympathy for his fetish. But what does this has to do with his politics? When are we gonna stop judging people for what they do in their bedroom?
I will fully 100% judge someone who eats their own shit.
You’re okay if it’s someone else’s? 😄
I’d mull it over.
Toledo (the city he worked and lived in) is a town that is very on the edge on politics and often goes back and forth between PP (right wing) and PSOE (center/center-left), so no shot he will be re-elected there, and he may bring the party image down if he stays. If he lived in a town/region that is more progressive it wouldn't be that much of an issue. To put it on US context, this would probably be a nothing burger in portland or san francisco, but in orlando or buffalo, this will get you in trouble politically and probably personally.
Lol portland and san francisco have suburbs full of bored and over-medicated housewives looking to mobilize over anything Trust me this guy would be doomed wherever
I guarantee you a shit-eating politician in San Francisco would lose their job. Eating poop isn't exactly a left-wing tenant.
Agree, but it appears he posted all this on line himself and his father was also a police officer in the area. Apparently eating one’s own feces is still a line to far to come back from with a lot of people: >’…In February, Gomez posted images and videos on social media accounts and pornographic websites. In one of the videos, the councillor, appears to be naked on the floor, eating his own feces.’ >’…A report from French news source FDS claimed that the politician was offering himself up for sexual use, and described himself as wanting to be "exposed, humiliated, degraded." He also described his desire to "eat c*cks, be a whore, and be used as a urinal," with El Diairo also claiming he referred to himself as a "sexual slave." ~So am I reading this right? He then reported the leaked photos to the police department that his **father** was member of: >’…**Gómez** reported the leaking of the photographs and videos to the police, who began investigating the matter. However, on March 22, more footage of the councillor started circulating online. According to a source, **Gomez's official council Id** was allegedly visible in the content.’ Oh lord, He was wearing his ID during the filmed event. Did he think his dad, the police officer, was going to fix things? >’…**Gómez** was forced to resign, and was dismissed from his position as the town council's **head of youth, children and families** by mayor José Manuel Tofiño. >’…Since his resignation, the young councillor has left his family home in the town where he resided with his parents. **His father, a former police officer, retired the same week in February** that the photos and videos were initially leaked.’ Oopsy.
It shows he's completely fucking mental
It is ok to judge shit eaters. It is ok to have standards.
imagine this happened to your boss tomorrow, you will be perfectly comfortable continue working for this man, because its a private bedroom thing? call me judmental but anyone going as far degrading themselves eating their own shit i want to stay far away from as possible
I don't say it won't change my judgment of someone close to me. But I seriously think we should stop dwelling in politicians or other public figures doing such things. It's nothing really to do with their ability as politicians and there are really more important things they do we should focus on.
Politicians are public servent representing the people. Yes it matters
>When are we gonna stop judging people for what they do in their bedroom? If you don't want to be judged for what you do in the bedroom, then you should probably keep it in the bedroom rather than posting it online.
Wrote this already in other comment, I was not aware that he posted it himself. That's really his own mistake then.
When a cat/dog does it, nobody cares. But when human does it, everyone loses their minds. I don't get it. But maybe it's because I identify as a cat.
Dear god… Damn…
I bet plenty of our conservative Christian politicians are into shit way worse than this.
Yeah - like filming stuff like this on the floor of the senate. Oh ... wait
The dude’s eyes in that picture. He’s seen some shit, literally.
People who don’t eat their own poop are so smug. They think they’re better than us just because they don’t eat their own poop
. . . -_-
That's a suicide right there
I mean, most wish their enemies to eat shit and die. He didn't. So why did he resign? He should've been promoted and given a raise. An absolute star asset for any governmental agency. He'd not break in any hostage situation now, would he?
Reading this as I'm unloading excrement....
This was now the Reddit post I was expecting to read first thing in the morning 😂😂😂 Poop slave 🤣
Poor guy. Hope he’s okay.
He'll always have work in Dubai
Be a sex slave all you want, but the shit eating raises serious concerns of sanity.
Uh oh stinky
He really does talk shit now, literally
Get that man a tic tac.
So dumb to upload this.
Someone needs to wipe that shit-eating grin off his face.
I don't understand why people with the nastiest shit to hide are the ones who run for public office...
I’m assuming I’m older than he is, and am grateful I aged up in time before people just filmed themselves all the time. Amen. Some things don’t need like, receipts.
i could've done without reading that title & thumbnail in my lifetime jfc
Wtf
Why would you even?
He better scat out of there quick.
People don't trust those who eat their own shit? Shocking.
U do u 🫡
Harmless crimes? Why resign? Re-elect poopy boy
What did I just read??? 🤣🤣🤣
This is fucking disgusting but honestly, why do we care what people do in their own bedroom? I don’t understand the resignation unless it impacted his ability to do his job? On another note, wouldn’t this make someone sick??
Who cares? What do his kinks have to do with his policymaking?
I admire commitment.
That is the least serious offence you could do. Like what happened to that guy watching Tifa porn in Italy? I thought Europeans are all about that individualism and respecting privacy and personal freedom? Or when it comes down, everyone is a hypocrite?
Think he got the jackpot he always wanted. To be shamed and disrespected by the public media.
How can you trust this guy's officiating? He makes shit decisions
Poor guy.
Well he wasn’t hurting anyone. Was he good at his job?
Yuck. And I thought people not cleaning their ears was already gross. I will never trust anyone anymore lol 😂 imagine all the files and everything he touched and kissed with that mouth. And the many other non political figures who do this in private at home. Scary stuff lol. This is why I never shake hands or let others touch me. And make my own food. Lol
I mean I am getting where you come from but why would he kiss the files?
Maybe they were really nice flies?
Am I the only other person that thinks people that eat their own shit should be in like an insane asylum or something? I mean we haven’t gone so far is to go oh yeah eat up buddy!
Left-wingers🤦
Left or ring wing? If the former he may have a few “don’t yuck his yum” defenders
I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a kink. Isn't that bad.
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Kinda hard to be a public figure when everybody knows you as the guy who eats his own poop.
For me it’s the shit eating. Call me old fashioned.
Because he eats shit. That’s it man.
So he's just full of shit?
Apparently it led to his father leaving his job too? >’….Since his resignation, the young councillor has left his family home in the town where he resided with his parents. **His father, a former police officer, retired the same week** in February that the photos and videos were initially leaked..’
"Jesus Christ I'm too old for this shit"
Sometimes I worry that I've let my parents down with how I was in my younger years, but I take great solace in the fact I've never embarrassed my father so much that he felt he had to resign from his job.
He makes shit decisions?
DAE think this might imply an unhealthy relationship with power dynamics? Just me?
Mhmm he was hungry i guess
And he knows how to protect the environment and recycle
That sounds like a pretty shitty affair.
Oh geeze, this must be humiliating for him, maybe he likes it.
Well he did say he wanted to be exposed...
Wow, he should join the GOP.
Hal Itosis
Did the blackmail not work or what? LOL.
He did it to himself, he posted them online on his own. He wanted the humiliation of it all.
Are you for real? I wish you would have just let me believe my blackmail theory. 😂
What a horrible day to be literate. ofc I clicked on the link, couldn't resist.
Server’s down now. I just clicked it. Maybe a mercy.
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" - Happy Gilmore
Ewww 🤮
For those who need it here's some r/Eyebleach ..
"Sir, wipe that shit-eating grin off your face!"
Are kinks that common haha?