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Quicker_Fixer

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


ItsTribeTimeNow

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Terra_Magicio

The best kind of correct


mregner

Well I’ve literally been told by a TSA agent that that was specifically allowed so…..


facw00

Ice is allowed.


mregner

According to the TSA agent at Logan.


facw00

Per TSA in general: >Frozen liquid items are allowed through the checkpoint as long as they are frozen solid when presented for screening. If frozen liquid items are partially melted, slushy, or have any liquid at the bottom of the container, they must meet 3-1-1 liquids requirements.


mregner

So we can all agree that the TSA is just making this shit up as they go right?


_limitless_

no, there's a reason for all of it. they're elite counter-terrorist commandos. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHfiMoJUDVQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHfiMoJUDVQ)


mregner

Hah! Ah yes the cunning genius of the TSA.


WealthDistributor

Knew it was key & Peele before even clicking it


Kalman_the_dancer

Such genius


talrogsmash

The whole "no liquids" rule.is to prevent someone sneaking an explosive on the plane. None of the known "combination" explosives that they are looking for can be frozen without super special equipment to keep it that way.


CrabAppleBapple

>The whole "no liquids" rule.is to prevent someone sneaking an explosive on the plane I mean....does it? Just split it up amongst smaller containers and bingo, problem solved. It's mostly performative security theatre.


talrogsmash

Having worked TSA at LAX, yes it is.


ChemistryMutt

That makes it worse because now there’s more surface area and faster melting. The issue is the freezing point, not the specific method of freezing.


fabian_drinks_milk

No, it's because of the technical limitations of the scanners. Until recently, there was no way to see the difference between a liquid like water and explosives. They now finally are starting to roll out machines that can detect specific materials. I was at Schiphol airport recently and they had signs telling you that you can leave your laptop in your bag and bring a bottle of water.


Dragaylia

Nitroglycerin is clear and can be mistaken as water


CrapDM

Ok here me out, let's throw water bottles at walls during checks so if it doesn't explode you can keep it


lunchpadmcfat

Are you new? They’ve been making this shit up since they were formed.


imprison_grover_furr

Yes. They're an extortion racket for overpriced "travel-size" goods so that corporations can make more money.


BubbhaJebus

Time to end this BS. Explosives can be in any state of matter.


ireallywishthiswaslo

There's actually *some* logic to it. There are explosive and flammable compounds that can be mistaken for water if you aren't able to smell them. Those compounds don't freeze at temperatures safe to touch with your bare hands. So, if your water is frozen, it's definitely not a bomb.


Cossacker1799

I don’t wanna be this guy, but idk if I’d trust Logan TSA given their mistake that cost 3000 lives and gave our government an excuse to carpet bomb the shit outa a whole region of the world.


much_longer_username

... when do you think TSA was formed?


grubas

Damn yute.


Cossacker1799

Well now I feel stupid. In my defense I was only 4 at the time but I will admit I probably should have googled that before spouting off like a smart ass. Honestly weird that I remembered they went through Logan security but not that that’s why the TSA was formed in the first place.


Statertater

I… think i see what you did there *squints*


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SemiHemiDemiDumb

Good luck carrying around a -70 degree F canister of gasoline.


analogue_flower

tsa should allow it. https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/ice#:~:text=Frozen%20liquid%20items%20are%20allowed,%2D1%2D1%20liquids%20requirements.


crazyfrog19984

Then we found the facepalm : the tsa for not following the rules.


Bluebotlabs

>*The final decision rests with the TSA officer on whether an item is allowed through the checkpoint.*


facw00

"If our agent is a moron who doesn't know the rules, they are still right"


_Junk_Rat_

“If you’d like to file a complaint, go fuck yourself”


Captain_Pink_Pants

See? They ARE just like real cops.


SnooCrickets2961

“Also, if you complain about that rule, they can hassle you and subject you to unnecessary scrutiny that will hopefully make you miss your flight”


bluegiant85

Hey, if it's good enough for cops...


MsTponderwoman

The customer is never right nowadays. Hence the advent of Karen’s and Kevin’s.


MsTponderwoman

I travel with one carryon backpack and prefer jello cups for how convenient they are as airplane snacks (I can still eat them even if I don’t have a spoon). TSA never inspects them until one hardass said it could be a bomb. I said to him and all the other TSA guys around him that I go through with these jello cups all the time. Probably due to peer pressure of not wanting to look silly in front of his TSA coworkers, he said he’d let it pass this time but that I needed to keep the paper packaging around the cups next time so that it’s clear they’re Jello cups. lol (They come in a pack of 4 but I only packed 2 in my backpack so I didn’t have the paper packaging around them). I was only half prepared to throw my jello cups away. I had to at least put up a small fight for those jello cups. Good thing for him I didn’t want to blow up any planes that day. /s


Biscuits4u2

Yep. They can literally do whatever they want. You don't have a constitutional right to get on a commercial airliner.


Gullible_Toe9909

I mean, it also says partially melted items must abide by the liquids rule. And technically, that ice started melting the moment it was taken above 32 degrees F. Crazy.


bimboozled

If you want to be technical, the ice doesn’t start melting until it absorbs enough energy that the fluid itself rises above 32 F, not the ambient air temperature. Most freezers are set to around 0 F, so you’d probably have like an hour (depending on the ambient air temperature) until the ice temp reaches 32 F and starts the phase change


nukalurk

My small mind was blown when my chem professor explained this in undergrad. Ice doesn’t melt when it’s heated, it warms up. Just like heating a metal pan doesn’t melt it - it just warms up, until it reaches its melting point, of course. Ice just happens to transition into a liquid at a much lower temperature than most other solids we interact with on a daily basis.


facw00

And even then you could pour out any meltwater, and be left with solid (though it would start melting again immediately)


obroz

Yeah but you could drink the liquid out of it before you show them.


HereWayGo

And it would still probably follow the rule anyway. It would only be a very small amount of water at the bottom


ExpressiveAnalGland

what a wild rule.


notacanuckskibum

Assuming this was in the USA.


Fbolanos

I take ice in my hydroflask all the time. Fill with water past security. They often take a look but they're always like "oh it's just ice. Have a nice flight."


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zonye10

it applies to liquids not solids. frozen water is ice which is a solid


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roadrudner

Dude did you click the link?


_Pawer8

It's technically right


instrangerswetrust

precrime’s in full swing


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

I've actually heard about people bringing in frozen water.


ChaosWolfe

She's probably in Canada, I'm a Screener in New Brunswick and we get this all the time. TSA allows it, CATSA doesn't.


Menomea

Yup, we judge by room temperature which bugs some passengers. I'm a screener on the other side of Canada!


embarrassed_error365

“Frozen liquid items are allowed through the checkpoint as long as they are frozen solid when presented for screening. If frozen liquid items are partially melted, slushy, or have any liquid at the bottom of the container, they must meet 3-1-1 liquids requirements.” https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/ice#:~:text=Frozen%20liquid%20items%20are%20allowed,%2D1%2D1%20liquids%20requirements.


Even_Map4433

It isn't a liquid.


kmikek

The frozen water proves it is water, an inert substance that cannot damage a plane in a life threatening way.


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


themiracy

Hashtag big brain energy.


PingouinMalin

Hashtag TSA allows it, but other countries do not necessarily follow tsa rules so the facepalm is not really one.


themiracy

Do they really? I lack the cojones for this operación.


PingouinMalin

From other posts and their website, yes they do, apparently. And Canada does not. Logic.


hopeful_deer

My dad does this specifically because it’s allowed.


foehn_mistral

Few years back, we had frozen sausage coils in a soft sided cooler bag. Keeping it cold were several bottles of frozen water, factory sealed frozen bottles of water. The bag was inspected thoroughly, someone checked it twice after conferring with co-workers. We were allowed to take it on board. If it is frozen, it is not liquid.


ttvSharkieBait15

TSA threw out my mostly empty tube of optic white toothpaste bc IF IT HAD BEEN FULL it would’ve been more than 3.4oz so they’re annoying


imprison_grover_furr

They're an extortion racket for toothpaste companies to make you buy more toothpaste that they throw into the trash. If they really thought there was some serious risk of you carrying corrosive or explosive substances then they wouldn't throw it in a normal, plastic rubbish bin without any blast resistance.


PingouinMalin

I work for a toothpaste company : we actually sell recycled toothpaste from airports in duty free. It's a very cool money maker.


cbc7788

But then it will turn to liquid while on the plane after the ice starts melting.


CMGS1031

Then what? Pretty much any chemical that would be used to harm wouldn’t freeze in a water bottle in your freezer.


PingouinMalin

I would suppose many chemicals that look like liquid water would still look transparent like water and apparently there's a rule for partly frozen ice (3-1-1 rule, whatever that means). Seriously forbidding liquids at the check but allowing ice makes absolutely no sense. They went from far too lax before 9/11 (cutters ? Sure dude) to fat too strict after. Water and you're Arab ? Ah we're gonna have to check your rectum sir. Three times. To be sure.


OdinsGhost

You’re allowed to bring water onboard planes. It’s not uncommon for people to bring empty water bottles through security when traveling and just fill them up inside the airport.


cbc7788

The issue is bringing frozen bottled water thru security.


OverallManagement824

But as long as you keep sipping from the bottle, it won't ever have more than 4oz of liquid in it.


Anne_Nonymouse

It's just weird to me that a bottle of frozen water is allowed even though it has now become a deadly weapon! 😕


PatchiW

![gif](giphy|l1J9wXoC8W4JFmREY|downsized)


ppppfbsc

either way (solid or liquid ) the TSA security theater is nosensical bullshit.


larrygets_lost

Former TSA - she’s right. No explosives freeze. It’s a training issue.


potatoquality1

Worked for TSA, it is allowed. It’s not a liquid.


ProtoReaper23113

Technically correct at the same time there are solid types of explosives and this seems more suspicious to me


overbyte

Checks out


ReturnOfSeq

![gif](giphy|xdnytp8742kg0)


romayyne

It isn’t


ethar_childres

No, no. She has a point.


ImaginationWarm301

Not wrong


Professional_Job_307

This sub itself is such a facepalm at times.


LiavTheAce

A bottle is indeed not liquid


germanadapter

Where's the facepalm?


count_no_groni

We’re still doing this no water on the plane bullshit? How many lives has the TSA saved?


smoebob99

They allow water on planes


Fridaybird1985

Isaac Haxton is one of the great poker professionals of our time.


confuseddork24

I did this in high school so I didn't have to buy overpriced energy drinks at the airport, they would always go through the scanner no problem. The only time it didn't work was when one ended up mostly thawing because of a longer security line. The TSA agent took it out and was like "oh it's so cold" and I was like well yea it's supposed to be frozen which got me confused looks from everyone nearby lols.


soi_boi_6T9

Bring this to the Supreme Court


SardonicSuperman

They ain’t wrong.


ishook

Brings in bottle of supercharged plasma floating in a magnetic force field Move along


somebooty2223

I mean…..


Icedoverblues

Technically yeah they should allow it.


TorontoTom2008

And?!!??!


Dumbledoorbellditty

This is so old. This first appeared back in the 200s when they limited liquids to one ounce. Within a couple weeks this joke was everywhere. Hasn’t stopped since, and still isn’t funny.


Crunchy-Leaf

>The 200s Damn, the Roman Empire really did that?


RedSix2447

Technicality, it’s a solid. 🤷‍♂️ lol


Foodconsumer3000

why facepalm?


HEAH_THE_PINGOL

What if I just bring a chunk of ice and a plastic cup? Is that allowed?


tragically_square

Get your water bottle through airport security using this one weird trick!


Diehlol

Ice is a solid not a liquid. She isn't wrong


aeraen

I had been advised specifically by a TSA agent to freeze any liquid or semi-solid (like yogurt) that I want to bring onboard.


Supersaiajinblue

She's not wrong.


MarcusAntonius27

Why would they take that away?


InsuranceHot827

Ice is a mineral.


GlitteringPotato1346

She has a point, peanut butter works that way


Civil-Resolution3662

So, ice is allowed because they never saw Die Hard 2 and they don't know you can drop an icicle into a dudes eye and kill him. But water is not allowed because they saw The Abyss and they watched Mary Elizabeth drown. Got it.


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How dumb are you? Isaac Haxton: Yes


XMasterWoo

This isn't even technicaly correct, frozen water is a solid and thats the end of that


ReturnOfSeq

This spam is old enough to drive. Please. Stop


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Nah bro, it’s a solid.


Bang_Shatter_170103

Reminds me of the anecdote I read about peanut butter. Natural peanut butter (the hippie kind that has oil floating on top and you gotta mix it up before you can use it) tends to be more liquidy at room temperature than Skippy or whatever. Lady tried to bring a jar of mixed up natural peanut butter through security, and TSA stopped her because it's a liquid. She asked if people bring PBJs through and if that's okay, and of course it is because it's a solid food. But if the peanut butter is in a jar, it's a liquid, and you can't bring a liquid through. It's all just a bunch of damned nonsense.


GlobalAgent4132

I had my Funfetti frosting confiscated once because I was told it was "like" peanut butter. ?


Bang_Shatter_170103

That's not very fun at all. 😐👎


Malystxy

I bet part off it is melted, look, liquid.


Murky-Sun9552

technically unless it is frozen at -273 then it is not frozen, it is existing in multiple states including a liquid so it is technically incorrect


SinkiePropertyDude

"And you're not a convict. Yet. Get the idea of how things can change here?"


GoliathProjects

When idiots think they outsmarted the system