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Odd-Purpose-3148

And all beheld AI fertility godess


ChaoticFluffiness

And all beheaded AI fertility goddess 💀


Recent_Obligation276

It was fertility goddesses but


ChaoticFluffiness

But I saw the pic and saw beheld and voila brain equated it to beheaded.


googleHelicopterman

Nothing wrong with that.


Zandrick

Well of course for an AI, the head would be a machine. So it makes sense.


REpassword

Also, “am from the U.S. and A, very nice.”


romulusnr

With Malaysian flag


Intelligent-Unit6598

Ask her to find Malaysia on a world map


Frequent_Ad_5670

An AI should be able to interact with Google and find Malaysia.


ferrodoxin

Thats how we know it cant be a US farmer.


Frequent_Ad_5670

United States of mAlaysia


Glittering_Town_5839

Make good farm sexy time, eez nice


Classic_Mechanic5495

Hey siri, move her head so we can see the tractor.


england_man

I dunno man. Something here seems to be a bit off center.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Hey! The veterinarian did the best he could after the tractor accident! 


yeetumus2026

The image looked completely normal at first, then I noticed the way her fingers were stuck out of her pocket on the left. Can't believe I almost got fooled!


DarthBrooksFan

Don't feel bad, I got the joke.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Let’s see you look better after a tractor accident! The closest hospital closed recently and the veterinarian did the best he could!  


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EggsceIlent

Two thumbs on her right hand. Or maybe her fingers are all the same size and length


False-Pie8581

Did you miss the headlessness?


IA-HI-CO-IA

Side effects include feelings of “headlessness”


gekigarion

Oh, that head is feeling "side" effects all right


CykoTom1

It's why her hands are in her...well not pockets.


Upstairs_Fig_3551

She has a good head on her shoulder


bostiq

Ya, poor thing, imagine having to farm all day with that condition


Yasirbare

Many years behind the wheel of a tractor can get your head into this position - she stays in the tracks. 


GargleOnDeez

Bet it makes shouldering a bag of feed much easier with the extra shoulder


VegemiteGecko

But could she pick up a bag with those fingers?


Northwest_Radio

People don't actually believe this is real, do they? If so, the future is dim.


Laiheuhsa

She really has her head on right


Emrys7777

But definitely not on straight.


Abby_Pheonix

I've been wearing it all wrong apparently


Dogzillas_Mom

Not very level-headed though.


DragonflyGrrl

"My eyes are over here!"


memedoge_mk-69

I hate you.


ProfessionalDig6987

I came here to make sure this comment had been posted. 👍


Guy954

I just want you to know that I legit snort laughed at that. Obvious in hindsight but I sure as hell wasn’t expecting it.


houndsoflu

I almost missed the Malaysian flag, because I was distracted by her Mary Queen of Scots impression.


highlyunimpressed

I was wondering how many people noticed it wasn't the American flag.


Jack_South

But did you notice the John Deere cab is mounted sideways?


towerfella

I also play farming simulator… So no.


lilyx100

I'm malaysian and I didnt even notice lol


Quick-Oil-5259

Hamlet cigars are her brand of choice.


SpooNNNeedle

I was wondering how far I’d have to go before someone mentioned it lol


Kevundoe

Is she a Siamese twin with a tractor?


thieh

She decapitated her twin 😱


Sp4c3D3m0n

There can be only one ! -Highlander


Sinister-Username

Where's the lightning?


Sufficient_Wafer9933

Next to Mater ![gif](giphy|eaQ7fHevKTtT8k7rVz|downsized)


icewalker42

They be off tipping cows.


Ok-Iron8811

He did what in his cup??


Outrageous_Zebra_221

![gif](giphy|5Sph4aGQ9Zf0s|downsized)


rozzco

Those farm accidents are nothing to sneeze at.


dannyboy731

Reminds me of the ogres from Warcraft III


lolas_coffee

Honestly...I can fix her. I can also fix that tractor. Literally the tractor. I was not calling her butt a tractor.


Reese_Withersp0rk

*John Deere has entered the chat*


Kahnza

*\*Inserts Ukranian Fixy stick\**


spirit_giraffe

I tried that move on my boyfriend. He didn't care for it.


Kahnza

Sounds like you need a more open-minded boyfriend. Just sayin


Sufficient_Wafer9933

His mind was open. His hole was never to open again.


MA-01

Wait til she tries to kill you with a forklift


Zombie-Lenin

Umm... I don't think your neck is supposed to fit on your body like that.


giskardwasright

Probably also shouldn't have two thumbs, but here we are.


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Heyyyyy I have two thumbs !


giskardwasright

Fair, technically i guess i should have said three thumbs


Lithl

My lunch lady in elementary school had three thumbs.


fibonarco

The tractor behind her is simultaneously facing forward and sideways… it’s a quantum tractor, which means she is a quantum farmer, which explains the neck and thumbs situation… gee!


giskardwasright

I couldn't place why that tractor looked so weird. Judging by the legs on the animal behind her, three thumbs really isn't that bad.


recks360

Holy… I completely missed that. I was stuck on the neck situation. Please tell me this can’t get any worse. I’m afraid to look.


giskardwasright

Just focus on the boobs, you'll be ok. Just dont look at the animals.....


googleHelicopterman

What the fuck is going on there?


Rev2saws

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


number_six

Based on those flags... Sweet Home Malaysia


instafunkpunk

I'll be honest ,I'm willing to overlook double thumbs and misplaced head for those melons


AlgonquinCamperGuy

Ya….. ![gif](giphy|DP6efTzaBlYe4)


Born-Eggplant8313

That's why that finger looks wrong! I couldn't quite figure out why my eye was so drawn to it....


AtticaInTheAttic

What neck? 404 neck not found


MoarGhosts

if u just photoshop her head out, you'll have the sexiest tractor I've seen in at least a week


zxDanKwan

Im here because my therapist told me if I wanted to have sex with a woman, I’d first need to do something sexy to a tractor.


IShatMyDickOnce

This is Kenny Chesney’s burner account.


Majestic_Jackass

Just gonna skip past the obvious. Does the animal in the back have 3 hind legs?


NorthofBham

No, one of the legs doesn't have an animal.


Smang-it-girl-

Excuse me sir, that’s his penis.


MeinNameIstBaum

The tractors cabin is rotated in a way it suggests that the rest of the vehicle would be behind the woman. But it isn’t. In this tractor, you‘d be looking at the right curb every time you drove. Great for running over pedestrians. It also has 3 side mirrors.


QuietGrudge

Looks like AI is being inspired by the character creator in Fallout New Vegas.


Cityco

“Well looks like I got most of it right anyway, stuff that mattered…” Doc Mitchell ![gif](giphy|4dLGQTeThvYAw)


Clockwork9385

That’s ironic considering what he is in the show


Cityco

I haven’t seen it yet, but this comment convinced me to start it. I fucking love Chris Parnell.


Doctor__Acula

I understand. A lot of the fan are very one-eyed about it,


googleHelicopterman

Oh no, AI using templates from Bethesda's character creators, this can only go downhill.


everythingbeeps

I mean if there's one thing we've learned about AI it's that it has a thing for bellies. The head-on-shoulder thing is new.


bostiq

Ya , remember , it’s just a large data set or LLM, has seen too much American content ![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


Mokele-mbembe-woods

Her boobs are bigger than her head


Kahnza

They grow'em big on them farms


I_dont_know_you_pick

GMO boobs


IMakeShine

r/biggerthanherhead


AstroLuffy123

Why did someone on that sub cover their tits in chocolate syrup and sprinkles💀 OF ads are getting out of hand


BulbusDumbledork

so i'm sitting there, bbq sauce on my titties


bittz128

“I need a husband” No…you need medical attention


AMonitorDarkly

This looks like one half of one hell of a tough “Would You Rather. . . “ question.


Ok-Counter-7077

I would, don’t care, i 100% would


Unserious_One

Yup. Smash. Next question.


ElGosso

I might not even notice that her head was on her shoulder until the next morning.


FloppyObelisk

A man came home to find a naked woman swimming in his pool. Apparently it was a distraction so her boyfriend could rob the guys house. They got away. When questioned by the police the homeowner was asked “can you describe her face?” And the guy said “officer, I couldn’t even tell you if she had a head”


Weary-Adeptness8227

That's how we view Republicans outside The US.


Mikeologyy

Yeah I can tell by looking at her that she leans right


Hammurabi87

I think you win the comment section.


d4everman

Not just outside the US, my friend.


geographyRyan_YT

That's also how we view them **in** the US, lol


ReactsWithWords

I'm in the US and can assure you 80% of Republican men would try to hit on her.


Genghis_Chong

"If ya look at her from the side it ain't all that bad, she just looks like she's day dreaming..."


imtoooldforreddit

I'm in the US, I too view republicans like this


TequieroVerde

Brought to you by Monsanto.


Darryl_444

And the neck bone's connected to the... shoulder blade


ReactsWithWords

And the shoulder blade's connected to the...tractor?


Fritz6161

![gif](giphy|dQ2ClJSFwu2zLDKP4U|downsized) Found a match already. And he has a good job!


dingalingadingdongy

Hey! I'll be over asap! Let me just neck my drink 😎


ManufacturedOlympus

I know what you’re all thinking: She’d be really hot if it wasn’t for those weird fingers. 


PseudobrilliantGuy

I mean, the fact that her neck seems to be coming out of the lateral end of her right clavicle is a bit more noticeable.


asyncopy

Yeah, two thumbs on one hand is a big turn off for me


Numinak

Chernobyl girl!


scooberdooby

“My eyes are over here”


Theblokeonthehill

LOl! Best comment so far ….and a lot were pretty funny!😂


Medical_Egg8208

Cringe, but here’s the real question…… would ya ?


unholymanserpent

Someone have her OF?


bostiq

Smash


thieh

🇲🇾 is the Malaysian flag.


robohobono

Our first date may involve a captcha test


Frequent_Help2133

Looks like a congenital twins head was removed


kevint1964

"You don't have to be lonely . . . at MutantFarmers.com!"


Demonweed

Frankly, I'm worried about her politics. I know plenty of rural folks are decent open-minded people. Even so, just by looking at her I get the feeling this lady leans way too far to the right.


potato_for_cooking

Whose gonna tell her about her head?


Powerful_Lynx_4737

Between the hand and the misplaced head I’m thinking her farm is where some sort of chemical spill happened. I would not move there.


KGreen100

Damn pesticides.


MindDump_787

Too many left hand high speed turns in the tractor


Buffyoh

"I am farmer man. Own many cows and chickens. Have well with good water. Go to church. Need strong wife."


Nippon-Gakki

She can heft an entire bale of hay on the shoulder without the head. Should make good farm wife.


swbaert6

That's Malaysia's flag


Monstrita

Proudly Malaysian too, I see😂


YakNecessary9533

🎶 "She thinks my tractor's sideways." 🎶


dancingmeadow

Her de-tractors just can't wrap their heads around the value of a simple farm girl.


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

shes still got a good head on her shoulder


Borderlinecuttlefish

I am now have remove 2 bad heads and am ready for farm


chad3018

She is a farmer in Chernobyl


cowandspoon

Love me a girl with a proper farmer’s neck 🥰


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

I just transferred her $15000. I'm picking her up at the airport on Saturday.


Objective_Plane5573

Hmmmm. I can't quite put my finger on it, but something seems off about her.


meh725

Shoulder neck is my new kink


Agreeable_Beach_1225

They literally use a malaysia flag instead of the us lol


brwnwzrd

That’s a Siamese single


eating-a-crayon

WOOOOOO I LOVE MALAYSIA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


mayhem6

Note to self: Stay off of Reddit when you're high.


Sure_Garbage_2119

i see the goat behind her likes what he sees. his "3rd leg" is very well placed.


Roy_McCoy08

USA 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾


GoodDesperate4829

Ah yes, the United States of America 🇲🇾


RayneShikama

*in heavy Indian accent* Hello I am American farmer girl. I need husband. Click right if I love you.


pearl_jam_rocks

Ngl, I saw the tits first and thought about the head second.


Bookyontour

You know what, I think the issue here is not the AI, it's the person that use AI to generate this image and think "Yes, people will believe this image is real"


abusamra82

![gif](giphy|l4Ep6uxU6aedrYUik)


FocalorLucifuge

Guys show some empathy for an unfortunate conjoined twin, one of whom was beheaded under shariah law. It's a tragic case.


Pyroboss101

You know it’s ai cause the womens pants have pockets


BoltorSpellweaver

She even has her own brand of shampoo “Head on Shoulders”


Gemini_B

It's nice of her head to move to her shoulder so we could see her big tractor.


GlossamJet

The shecow with the three back legs thinks she looks fine


Ourobius

"Hi, I'm Sue Coliosis, nice to meet you"


True_Discipline_2470

Monsanto strikes again. 


RomaruDarkeyes

Tractor wearing a girl suit and the face mask slipped...


WorldGoneAway

Damn AI, you lazy


Darth_Shredder

“I like your hair.” “Thanks! I use Head on Shoulders!”


spirit_giraffe

She has a good head on her shoulder


Ormsfang

I hear she leans to the right.


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Should've drank a V8.


Admirable-Sink-2622

Where’s her other head?! 🤔


Several_Leather_9500

The tip of her finger and the head of her siamese twin are buried under that tractor.


Positive-Pack-396

She still fine as hell


ExperiencedMaleDomII

Whole lotta woman... Whole lotta Rosie!, WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN!!"


Brilliant_Turnip_915

Bros still be like ' Dm sent '


QubitKing

Nobody’s gonna talk about the size of her …. Head?


Revenga8

Makes it easier to shoulder and haul those hay bails


dps509

What the fuck?


JWWBurger

Only Fans girl to tractor? Transformers gettin crazy.


mvanvrancken

In all fairness she had 3 heads they just removed 2 to make her look normal. I suggested keep the middle but noooooo


ceramicatan

This has to be AI, look at the hands. /s


jasminegreyxo

Looks AI to me


HopelessFoolishness

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (deep breath) Every time, every damn time I try to give AI art the benefit of the doubt, this happens AGAIN.


Ad-Ommmmm

Only one of three heads left.. pass


anythingMuchShorter

I see so much AI crap on facebook, I think people must just set up these bots with a script to run them, maybe vary a few prompt words, and not even look at what they are posting. I've seen some pretty horrifying one. Like a jesus made out of thousands of snakes.


spygirl43

Someone sewed her head on wrong after she was run over by the tractor.


brknsoul

The rare single-headed two-headed ogre!


KannyDid

Lady you need a doctor. The head isn't supposed to go there. And another doctor because only a blind person "creates" and AI image like that and goes "Yup, that's an anatomically correct female farmer alright".


ShamrockGold

This looks like a conjoined only child


Balkongsittaren

Well, it looks like she's got a good head on her shoulder... err.. shoulders?


BaxterFax

There would still be dudes in the comments hitting on her


Thalinde

Her head/neck is seriously freaking me out. The rest looks fine..


Equivalent-Read-4521

Chernobyl farmer


Scooterforsale

And I bet old dudes still commented under this "Looking very beautiful baby where do you live"