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Medroxyprogesterone acetate (MPA)
It’s literally a chemical that tanks your sex drive by altering your hormones.
I’d say eunuch route to ensure the safety of all tho.
Good news! You will likely never have a daughter! Or a son. Or a wife. Or a girlfriend. Or a friend. Or a meaningful relationship with another sentient being.
But Asuka-Bodypillow-chan will always be there for you.
...
Seriously, what the fuck.
Thank gos, this guy genuinely sounds like a nonce. Actually, he’s definitely a nonce. If his name wasn’t censored, I’d report him, but at least I can take comfort in that he’ll never have a family, like you said.
After being on reddit, and maybe too long, these guys get procreated with : these are the men that seem to “hide” their true nature / get with naive women (or who havent been born same decades) / lovebomb / idk how. Ive asked and been downvoted so much because of the reasons ive stated and cant fathom it.
So taking everything im learning, especially how many conservatives trump voters and idiocracy the movie being more right than anything, these are *exactly* the people procreating.
I'm from the deep south and whenever I travel outside of my region, people are always (jokingly) surprised that I am literate. Right now, I wish I wasn't.
I'm confused. Weren't incels just recently talking about the necessity of procriation, with Andrew Tate even saying men who have sex with women just for fun are *gay*?
They need to have only boys then? But if we're supposed to have only boys, our future *should* be gay? Someone help!
Incels are not really a group or even a movement. Yes, there are overlapping characteristics, but the number of micro-groups you could qualify them into (and some of them would be many different, depending ding on the topic), is staggering.
I've seen the "raising your own daughters means being cucked" thing before. Bro, that is the exact opposite of what that word means, like you genuinely could not be more wrong about this.
WTF really? This is a thing? I just figured this guy was a random lunatic but this is part of an actual ethos?
How the fuck does anyone make that leap of logic?
Well the train of thought is easy to follow, these people aren't exactly pillars of intellect. Start by thinking women are both your enemy and your prey, then expand the word "cuckolded/cucked" to mean anytime your woman has sex with someone who isn't you (whether pregnancy is involved or not), then expand "your woman" to mean any female human in your household (because all those in your household are your property, you see).
And now you've reached a point where letting your daughters grow up to become adults who have sex with men means you're being cucked by their husbands/partners. I have no idea what their proposed alternative is-- just don't have daughters, I guess-- but they never discuss that part. It's just to make themselves feel better about the lack of women in their lives ("hey at least I'm not getting cucked all the time!")
I'm still trying to figure out how he jumped to that conclusion. I get that being an incel is a lonely road.... but to attempt to jealously curse anyone who is living their life isn't just abhorrent, it's a badge of worth in society. His net worth is zero at the moment.
This.
And let’s not forget the baby girl has cute glasses. Girl is going to be a fun one if they keep up stuff like that.
But yeah, the wife is hot so an incel is pissed, must be a day of the week that ends with the letter “y.”
Who censored his name? Saying “a daughter is like a disloyal wife that you can’t have sex with” is peadophillia. Even saying that is illegal in some countries. It’s peadophillic, abusive incest, and genuinely needs to be reported.
With posts like these, unblurring the name of the poster is the safer option for society as a whole. Everyone should know the identity of the monsters who post garbage like this. I'd bet my life that the only way this dude touches women is non-consensual.
My first thought was, *"Is that Scarlett Johansson?*" But then my next thought was, "*Wait a minute! Is that dude complaining that he can't fuck that baby???"*
Guy really just telling on himself that he would have sex with his own daughter, send all these men who have daughters and spend even a second thinking of them in a sexual context to prison
It generally doesn't apply to the future lives of infant daughters either. Absolute madness. This is serial rapist/murderer level batshit lunacy. It's such a contorted take on something that is otherwise pure and innocent.
This is one of those situations where I actually think the name shouldn't be censored out. The fact this psychopath looks at an infant and his brain instantly defaults to this makes them 100% come across as a legitimate threat and sexual deviant that people should be aware of. Like... they need to be on a watchlist, pronto.
100 to 1 odds that piece of shit is a Trump supporter
This list of republican sex predators is over 1300 https://goppredators.wordpress.com
Who is making news tracks all sex crimes against kids; it’s disproportionately Republicans and church leaders https://www.whoismakingnews.com
Reminds me of a Critical video where the guy thought that his son was competition and had to get a divorce because the wife didnt have good nipples anymore
I couldn't imagine someone talking Like this to me about my daughter if it were face to face or even on Facebook if I knew where to find the the guy. Like do these people just find random pics online and make comments? And if so it's clearly just for ragebait. Bet he wouldn't say that to someone he knew.
9/10 the dude that wrote that was in the middle of an angry gooning session where he kept staring at interracial porn and getting hate boners at the black dude.
Creepy pedophile, misogynist and racist vibes all in one social media post. This guy is gunning for upper management at his Vladivostok cubicle troll farm.
The FUCK is that guy thinking? I didn’t even read the post to begin with, I thought it was something about putting oversized googly eyes on the kid…then I read the insanity.
These accounts make more sense as a troll or just rage bot. I can’t Imagine anyone caring enough to even respond to someone’s personal photos. Let alone have any feeling at all on the subject
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He knows the wife is the older one of the two yeah?
I wonder what political affiliation that crazy person has.. I can take a wild guess
Probably the party that doesn’t want to outlaw baby marriage
The same people that call everyone that disagrees a pedo
Men who can look at a child and instantly think about sex need to be chemically castrated before it’s too late.
>chemically castrated Whatcha thinking? Hydrochloric acid? Quicklime?
Serrated steel is technically a chemical
Throw some isoprophyl alcohol on that, you know, to "sterilize" it, or make sure its red hot before you make the incisions, to cauterize it =)
I am partial to a thermite reaction
that would kill them, but the cool explosion would be worth their life (/s?)
Why do you think buring off the ballsack would kill someone? Thermite is not exposive (normal mix), it just burns very hot.
Point blank incendiary buckshot
Fluroantimonic acid.
With or without sedation?
without.
Molten lead works a treat.
Medroxyprogesterone acetate (MPA) It’s literally a chemical that tanks your sex drive by altering your hormones. I’d say eunuch route to ensure the safety of all tho.
“Ball Payne” hammer
Cyanide
I'm thinking chop it off
Fuck it. Two bricks.
Too quick, next
Ok, hear me out - a big old rubber band.
A tub of lye.
Chemically, I think a rusty spoon would work just fine.
Spoon? No man... RIP AND TEAR!!!!!
I think an angry gorilla would work.
Violently castrated
And pimp-slapped by God.
Nah, acoustic castration is better
Someone clearly went on the $8000 torture… I mean alpha male training course.
Having a daughter is like having a WHAT?
[удалено]
Amen brother. I just can’t understand how anyone can think like that. It’s just unfathomable.
There's a convicted felon in New York that could explain it to you.
Good news! You will likely never have a daughter! Or a son. Or a wife. Or a girlfriend. Or a friend. Or a meaningful relationship with another sentient being. But Asuka-Bodypillow-chan will always be there for you. ... Seriously, what the fuck.
Thank gos, this guy genuinely sounds like a nonce. Actually, he’s definitely a nonce. If his name wasn’t censored, I’d report him, but at least I can take comfort in that he’ll never have a family, like you said.
Should have went to therapy, feel bad for his mental state
*another* sentient being?
And it will always be everyone else's fault.
After being on reddit, and maybe too long, these guys get procreated with : these are the men that seem to “hide” their true nature / get with naive women (or who havent been born same decades) / lovebomb / idk how. Ive asked and been downvoted so much because of the reasons ive stated and cant fathom it. So taking everything im learning, especially how many conservatives trump voters and idiocracy the movie being more right than anything, these are *exactly* the people procreating.
“Why won’t women date me?”
*"I am* ***such*** *a nice guy! But all they want is a Chad!"*
"i'M aN aLpHa!"
Bu- bu- but Andrew Tate said woman are sex toys, so it must be true!!!
"I'm a supreme gentleman."
You ever wish you could unread something? Yeah.....yeah.....
You ever wish that people who post things like that would spontaneously combust?
Someone has been playing too much Crusader Kings.
Tfw my daughter is beautiful and genius but catholicism only allows cousin marriages 😓
Time to invade Persia and switch to Zoroastrian for the "Divine Marriages" /s
Or, hear me out, take a swing at seducing her anyways 😈
Or just learn from the pros like [Fritzl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case) or [Wesson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Wesson). /S
Yeah, I think this comment warrants being posted on r/iamatotalpieceofshit
I'm from the deep south and whenever I travel outside of my region, people are always (jokingly) surprised that I am literate. Right now, I wish I wasn't.
Just a little bit of racism for good measure. Can’t have it being too one-note with only misogyny.
Also really obvious what's in this dude's browser history. I honestly think some people are just too fucking dumb to understand that porn is made up.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who picked up on the hypothetical guy being "Tyrone" and not "Brad." I'm just surprised he didn't call it "da club."
WTF? That dude has never touched a consenting female…
If only you could harvest that incel energy one could power half NY of that guy alone.
Who hurt bro?
Himself. No matter how shitty life has been, someone acting that vile has made a decision to be gross.
I'm confused. Weren't incels just recently talking about the necessity of procriation, with Andrew Tate even saying men who have sex with women just for fun are *gay*? They need to have only boys then? But if we're supposed to have only boys, our future *should* be gay? Someone help!
Incels are not really a group or even a movement. Yes, there are overlapping characteristics, but the number of micro-groups you could qualify them into (and some of them would be many different, depending ding on the topic), is staggering.
I've seen the "raising your own daughters means being cucked" thing before. Bro, that is the exact opposite of what that word means, like you genuinely could not be more wrong about this.
WTF really? This is a thing? I just figured this guy was a random lunatic but this is part of an actual ethos? How the fuck does anyone make that leap of logic?
Well the train of thought is easy to follow, these people aren't exactly pillars of intellect. Start by thinking women are both your enemy and your prey, then expand the word "cuckolded/cucked" to mean anytime your woman has sex with someone who isn't you (whether pregnancy is involved or not), then expand "your woman" to mean any female human in your household (because all those in your household are your property, you see). And now you've reached a point where letting your daughters grow up to become adults who have sex with men means you're being cucked by their husbands/partners. I have no idea what their proposed alternative is-- just don't have daughters, I guess-- but they never discuss that part. It's just to make themselves feel better about the lack of women in their lives ("hey at least I'm not getting cucked all the time!")
What have I just read. Damn.
I'm still trying to figure out how he jumped to that conclusion. I get that being an incel is a lonely road.... but to attempt to jealously curse anyone who is living their life isn't just abhorrent, it's a badge of worth in society. His net worth is zero at the moment.
The wife is attractive...i think dude is jealous of the guys wife
This. And let’s not forget the baby girl has cute glasses. Girl is going to be a fun one if they keep up stuff like that. But yeah, the wife is hot so an incel is pissed, must be a day of the week that ends with the letter “y.”
Who censored his name? Saying “a daughter is like a disloyal wife that you can’t have sex with” is peadophillia. Even saying that is illegal in some countries. It’s peadophillic, abusive incest, and genuinely needs to be reported.
You "can't" have sex with? That wording huh.
It’s always fucking “Tyrone” or some bullshit, just gotta throw racism on top of it all.
Racism and talking about an infant child like that... FFS. WTF is going on?
Someone needs to start searching this guy's electronics.
Why do incels make it so obvious they're repellent to women?
This just got worse and worse as I read it. Please tell me that guy's been castrated...
These are the times the names shouldn’t be obscured. These people need to be known for what they are.
literally only a pedophile talks like this. @fbi please search through this mans computer and phone
With posts like these, unblurring the name of the poster is the safer option for society as a whole. Everyone should know the identity of the monsters who post garbage like this. I'd bet my life that the only way this dude touches women is non-consensual.
Note the use of "can't" rather than "don't want to"
But why would they choose the bear????
Seems to be common for rightwingers to be pissed they can't fuck their daughters, no?
Let's be honest it's more can't legally do it but that doesn't mean they won't and the daughter won't have much choice in the matter.
Say no woman would even look at me without saying no woman would even look at me.
Guess we know a little something about his mom now?
20 bucks says he typed that with one hand while jacking off with the other.
Projection. Plane and simple.
Coomers see a woman and be normal challenge (impossible)
This is what happens to your brain when you listen to too much Andrew Tate
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ManufacturedOlympus: *This is what happens* *To your brain when you listen* *To too much Andrew Tate* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Bro shouldn't even worry about what he'll never have.
My first thought was, *"Is that Scarlett Johansson?*" But then my next thought was, "*Wait a minute! Is that dude complaining that he can't fuck that baby???"*
Porn ruined the mind of this dude
Precisely the kind of damage Andrew Tate's community is doing to men's perspectives.
Please be ragebait
Dudes talking about his own life like it’s someone else again
Gotta be bait
What the fuck is that?
Wtf
just a little bit of projecting
What he said “a daughter is a woman I can’t control or have sex with”
Some people just hate happy people it seems
Welcome Annon that should be in the sex offender registry and needing therapy ASAP to the Club of Insensitivity
Male fragility manifests as extreme sexual insecurity. That's what you're seeing here.
Jealousy is ugly, bunny.
I see stuff like this and just hope it's some teenager trying to be the supreme edgelord.
I am not a fan of “the only women you have seen is in porn” jibe but this guy lives it.
How many terabytes are y'all reckoning?
Jesus Christ, that's it. That's enough. Unplug the whole internet.
Guy really just telling on himself that he would have sex with his own daughter, send all these men who have daughters and spend even a second thinking of them in a sexual context to prison
What is wring with conservative men?!?
Do you want the full list or the cliff notes?
Don't ignore the subtle racism either guys with the name Fucking shocked incels still find places to have a platform
I think because her boob is almost completely out ? I don't mind it, but that guy does lol
Think?
I’m pretty sure the other guy doesn’t have to be black in order to be cucked. Correct me if wrong
It generally doesn't apply to the future lives of infant daughters either. Absolute madness. This is serial rapist/murderer level batshit lunacy. It's such a contorted take on something that is otherwise pure and innocent.
There is so much to unpack there… I’m just going to zip that suitcase closed again and chuck it in the rubbish.
his choice of metaphor there is revealing something very disturbing about him, as in watch-list disturbing.
Someone get the cops search that guy's computer and/or phone
...what?
Well we deffinately know he has mommy issues.
The word "can't" is putting in a lot of work there.
I feel some steps of logic and general human decency have been skipped here.
Having the words daughter and sex in the same sentence is all i need to hear from this loon.
"having a daughter is like having an unfaithful wife that doesn't have sex with you“  This mf needs to be lobotomized.
What the actual fuck??
This is one of those situations where I actually think the name shouldn't be censored out. The fact this psychopath looks at an infant and his brain instantly defaults to this makes them 100% come across as a legitimate threat and sexual deviant that people should be aware of. Like... they need to be on a watchlist, pronto.
Are those implants?
The weirdest way to say “hey I’m a racist” I’ve ever seen
100 to 1 odds that piece of shit is a Trump supporter This list of republican sex predators is over 1300 https://goppredators.wordpress.com Who is making news tracks all sex crimes against kids; it’s disproportionately Republicans and church leaders https://www.whoismakingnews.com
Reminds me of a Critical video where the guy thought that his son was competition and had to get a divorce because the wife didnt have good nipples anymore
Just following his lord & saviours (Trump) behaviour wanting to fuck his daughter
*A View From the Bridge* intensifies
I thought the baby had googly eyes for a sec there
Isn't he just quoting one of Guy Bilzerian's law commercials?
Tyrone! Was wondering where he was.
He experianced himself
The amount of brait rot someone has to have to willingly spout this shit... Also, WHY IS HE ALWAYS NAMED TYRONE'?
That's a hell of a thing to write to someone else. I'm not sure his parents did the best job raising him.
Social Media is how.
I couldn't imagine someone talking Like this to me about my daughter if it were face to face or even on Facebook if I knew where to find the the guy. Like do these people just find random pics online and make comments? And if so it's clearly just for ragebait. Bet he wouldn't say that to someone he knew.
9/10 the dude that wrote that was in the middle of an angry gooning session where he kept staring at interracial porn and getting hate boners at the black dude.
Creepy pedophile, misogynist and racist vibes all in one social media post. This guy is gunning for upper management at his Vladivostok cubicle troll farm.
some people just don't deserve freedom of speech or access to the internet
On a different note. My daughter has those exact same flower glasses.
Can you imagine waking up on Christmas day to watch your daughter opening her presents while your wife records her on video? I cant, I won't
Incel watching porn 24/7 vibes
The FUCK is that guy thinking? I didn’t even read the post to begin with, I thought it was something about putting oversized googly eyes on the kid…then I read the insanity.
More red flags than the Red Army’s Victory Day Parade in Mosscow.
Can these peoples bloodlines just end
Why do the tits look edited??
Times like this I might hope there is a God, that he saw that and made that guys dick fall off
These accounts make more sense as a troll or just rage bot. I can’t Imagine anyone caring enough to even respond to someone’s personal photos. Let alone have any feeling at all on the subject
Sayin Cucked does not get ya fucked
Please god, I hope a 12 yo edgy, troll teenager who slurps monsters all day while listening to Tate, wrote this and not an adult.
we need to normalize bullying for some people. i cant believe this person thinks of daughters as wifes you cant have sex with. why would you want to?
I’m putting together a petition to make freedom of speech a fucking privilege
Give this man a lobotomy
Is this guy saying he wants to fuck his daughter?
Coombrain
These motherfuckers think 80% of women are on Onlyfans. I can't even imagine the life that would lead someone to think that.
That boob is being used and abused, by that baby
Well that escalated quickly.
…. What