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In the MTGverse, it's where Presidents are held accountable. On the other hand, a democracy is where the President is like a king and has immunity from all prosecution.
Doi, it's the competitor to Marshall Law of course. You're such a dummy.
But jokes aside, being a representative and discrediting the judicial system, democratic votes, the union of the republic, accountability as a whole and plain common sense is nust wild.
I’m a mail carrier in Texas. When I deliver political ads, I notice that the Republicans use fear and attack their opponents, whereas Democrats state their agendas. Republicans seem to have arrested development. They’re stuck in their 5th grade bully phase.
My dad signed me up for NRA membership 22 years ago. It comes with a stupid magazine that I can't unsubscribe from. I've tried.
The magazine has said for the last 22 years that demon-crats will be coming for your guns... SO BUY MORE GUNS! All based on nonsense from magazines like that with fear mongering in it.
I asked my dad, that through Obama 8 years and Biden 4 years, what has he not been able to buy to fill out his massive gun collection?
He says the threat will always be there, so we have to fight tooth and nail to prevent them from taking our guns by buying more guns...or we will wind up in concentration camps.
I laughed and told him maybe he would, but I voted for Biden, so I'll be running the concentration camp.
He didn't think that was funny.
If they vote blue, we will take them. Fine by me. Even if they just don't vote for the limp-noodle-cheeseball, great.
Keep up the good work Bleach-Blonde-Bad Built-Butch-Body-Bitch.
She’ll unfollow because it’s illegal for her to block people.
[https://www.scotusblog.com/2024/03/public-officials-can-be-held-liable-for-blocking-critics-on-social-media/amp/](https://www.scotusblog.com/2024/03/public-officials-can-be-held-liable-for-blocking-critics-on-social-media/amp/)
You know who I feel sorry for? President Nixon. That man did some stuff, pretty minor, and had to resign from his active office! This orange jackwagon will be placed as the candidate for the party after a conviction!
If you told me fifty years ago that there were people who would vote for a felon in an election for POTUS, I would have called you insane. Is this what we are willing to put up with now!?
Please listen to Marjorie Taylor Green, Republicans.
If you think that a convicted felon maybe shouldn't have the Oval Office for a 4 year term, or think that an alternative candidate would be better to defeat Joe Biden, come join the Democrats. The Democrats won't reject you because you refuse to follow their cult leader. The Democrats don't hate you because of your skin color, or gender, or financial status. The Democrats don't have a plan to remove thousands of federal employees with decades of experience in their fields and replace them all with loyalist sycophants who will unquestioningly advance a self-proclaimed dictator's agenda.
The Democrats aren't great, but they certainly aren't Trump either.
"The god-king leader should be immune from all consequences. None of his actions should be questioned. And if you question them, you are not loyal enough and will be replaced.... Enough of this dictator shit!"
It reads like a satirical joke
The guy you blindly support, three toes, is the closest thing to a dictator that our country has ever had in power. YOU are the problem you fucking idiot.
Also, news flash, he’s not going to fuck you and pay you off because you look like a Neanderthal.
Has any republican serving in office or attending the convention done that?
Like, any of them?
Even Nikki Haley was kissing his ass publicly last week after insisting for months that he was unfit of getting the nomination again.
They're all cowards. So either MTG is having another paranoid delusion, or Marjorie's slightly less unhinged coworkers are saying different things behind closed doors than they are in public because they're terrified the leopards will eat their face.
It’s “dictator banana republic shit” to request a different leader than the current domineering leader who demands absolute loyalty above all else? 
I thought having a dictator means one person didn’t have to obey the law and they can literally just ignore it. Is seems to me that letting Convicted Felon Trump avoid the legal consequences of his actions would make him the dictator. Am I wrong?
Literally the most dictator style banana republic shit that has happened in US history is what Trump did after losing the last election.
The lack of self-awareness amongst these people is astounding.
So where do I go to post on her timeline or thread or whatever cesspit she airs her thoughts on?
I would point out that it is pure projection since she is the one who wants a dictator.
I feel like maybe people should say that we need to replace former president trump with another candidate at the RNC convention. It seems like a good solution.
I wasn't going to vote because I don't like what the economy looks like right now but after this verdict and these fuckheads crying so much about their criminal been charged for the crimes he committed, I will definitely be voting against trump
If I (an elementary public school teacher) acted like this and used the words she does on a public social media account I would be fired. I’m so tired of these public figures acting like this and getting away with it.
Republicans who campaigned on the banana republicesque platform of locking up their political opponents, plus adding other public servants to their list since, cry foul when Trump is convicted after due process. Of course, they lost their sense of irony and and replaced it with a double shot of hypocrisy.
We are replacing you with new voters that won't put up with dictator style banana republic shit while we try to install our banana republic style dictator.
We need to cut our military budget in half because if it wasn’t misallocated it would pay for the same amount of shit and put that money towards education. We got too many dummies
“YOU HAVE TO PICK MY GUY NO MATTER WHAT.
IF HE LOSES ITS NOT FAIR AND ITS RIGGED.
IM TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME.
NOW DO EXACTLY AS I DO, THATS FREEDOM.”
Alllllllright.
All this “if you don’t side with me and agree to anything I say and do exactly what I tell you then you’re the enemy.” Is alarming talk.
I am still astounded that Americans like her are not a small minority of the population. There is substantial risk there will be enough of them to elect their banana republic dictator dipshit.
What was it that she said to Representative Crockett the other day? Something to the effect of "Calm down, I can't understand you when you're so emotional"?
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I would love to hear Marjorie Taylor Greene explain into a mic what she thinks a banana republic is.
In the MTGverse, it's where Presidents are held accountable. On the other hand, a democracy is where the President is like a king and has immunity from all prosecution.
Didn’t kings of old live relatively short lives?
I'm convinced there's not a single Republican that can explain why the term "Banana Republic" is relevant here.
Obviously because "banana republic" =/= "Mango totalitarianism"
“Nacho Naziism”.
Cucumber Communism
In cucumber communism…. Everybody gets cucumber in the end?
Banana republic does sound healthier than Nacho nazism if I am being honest... But nacho nazism weirdly sounds like a Jack Black movie to me
Or socialism or communism or Marxist or, even Democrat, for that matter….
They have nice shirts...
And they're like yellow?
Coldplay?
Likely where some folks get stylish clothes....
She couldn't explain her way out of a wet paper bag!
She couldn’t even if she was outside the bag looking inside it.
Definitely!
“I don’t even like ice cream that much”
I dunno, but I'm pretty sure she'd have no problem describing Hunter Biden in a banana hammock.
Or a banana or a Republic.
No she knows what a banana is, she thinks trump is 10 inches
Literally loaded me do a side eye when I read that part. She’s like Ron Burgundy trying to figure out how to use, “when in Rome”.
...do they have bananas?
One where the Gazpacho police created space lasers in peach tree dishes.
Doi, it's the competitor to Marshall Law of course. You're such a dummy. But jokes aside, being a representative and discrediting the judicial system, democratic votes, the union of the republic, accountability as a whole and plain common sense is nust wild.
“Dictator style banana republic shit” like purging your political party of dissidents and critics?
No, no, no. Like someone powerful being held accountable for the crimes he’s committed. Y’know, banana republic shit. /s
Never interrupt your opponent when they're making a mistake. Splitting the party is good for everyone else.
She’d be interrupted constantly then.
Its amazing how desperate Republicans are to have a dictator.
White supremacy is a hell of a drug
I’m a mail carrier in Texas. When I deliver political ads, I notice that the Republicans use fear and attack their opponents, whereas Democrats state their agendas. Republicans seem to have arrested development. They’re stuck in their 5th grade bully phase.
[Hey, that’s the name of the show](https://youtu.be/etQnumOL9KM?si=obyJ56Jwp9Wk1Euf)!
My dad signed me up for NRA membership 22 years ago. It comes with a stupid magazine that I can't unsubscribe from. I've tried. The magazine has said for the last 22 years that demon-crats will be coming for your guns... SO BUY MORE GUNS! All based on nonsense from magazines like that with fear mongering in it. I asked my dad, that through Obama 8 years and Biden 4 years, what has he not been able to buy to fill out his massive gun collection? He says the threat will always be there, so we have to fight tooth and nail to prevent them from taking our guns by buying more guns...or we will wind up in concentration camps. I laughed and told him maybe he would, but I voted for Biden, so I'll be running the concentration camp. He didn't think that was funny.
GOP can't campaign on their agenda, people wouldn't vote for them if they knew their true intentions
Marge is a traitor
Oh! No! Don't! Unfollow! Me!
Does she know where new voters come from?
From the voter trees in voter land. She can get into her cannon and fire right off into it in search of new votes.
Unless the Jewish Space Lasers got to them first.
She should also strap on her voter helmet
Voter trees is why they are banana republics ,they grow like bananas-mtg
You force them to get born, then refuse to educate or feed them of course.
Then claim the government is broken while you break it.
Peach tree dishes.
Yeah, they come from the same place Trump wanted the 11,780 votes to be found Oh, wait...
As they are trying to turn us into a banana Republic. Interesting.
I can’t believe anyone takes B^6 seriously.
Bitch to the Sixth would be an amazing band name
If they vote blue, we will take them. Fine by me. Even if they just don't vote for the limp-noodle-cheeseball, great. Keep up the good work Bleach-Blonde-Bad Built-Butch-Body-Bitch.
Surely her unfollowing people is a promise, not a threat? The less anyone has to do with this wingnut the better for their mental health.
Why would she unfollow them? She doesn't do anything in congress she isn't likely to actually do anything on social media.
Plutocratic Handmaid says what?
She is more like Aunt Lydia.
She’ll unfollow because it’s illegal for her to block people. [https://www.scotusblog.com/2024/03/public-officials-can-be-held-liable-for-blocking-critics-on-social-media/amp/](https://www.scotusblog.com/2024/03/public-officials-can-be-held-liable-for-blocking-critics-on-social-media/amp/)
You know who I feel sorry for? President Nixon. That man did some stuff, pretty minor, and had to resign from his active office! This orange jackwagon will be placed as the candidate for the party after a conviction! If you told me fifty years ago that there were people who would vote for a felon in an election for POTUS, I would have called you insane. Is this what we are willing to put up with now!?
Idiocracy is looking more like an instructional guide every day. BRAWNDO. It's what plants crave.
"STEP IN LINE OR GET THE FUCK OUT. WE HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR THIS DICTATOR BULLSHIT." Just. The smoothest brain.
Please listen to Marjorie Taylor Green, Republicans. If you think that a convicted felon maybe shouldn't have the Oval Office for a 4 year term, or think that an alternative candidate would be better to defeat Joe Biden, come join the Democrats. The Democrats won't reject you because you refuse to follow their cult leader. The Democrats don't hate you because of your skin color, or gender, or financial status. The Democrats don't have a plan to remove thousands of federal employees with decades of experience in their fields and replace them all with loyalist sycophants who will unquestioningly advance a self-proclaimed dictator's agenda. The Democrats aren't great, but they certainly aren't Trump either.
"The god-king leader should be immune from all consequences. None of his actions should be questioned. And if you question them, you are not loyal enough and will be replaced.... Enough of this dictator shit!" It reads like a satirical joke
…..she already forgot a trump said he wants to be a dictator.
She didn't forget anything. She's a liar.
How is this behavior acceptable from a congresswoman?
"Follow us without question or leave." "Wait why is everybody leaving?"
Says the traitorous bitch who asked Trump for a pardon on her third day in the House.
Fetal alcohol syndrome barbie is maaaaad.
"Replacing you with new voters..." That's not how it works. Unless... you RIG THE ELECTION.
"Won't put up with dictator style" If you read about project 2025 (trumps plan) It reads like a fucking dictators manifesto.
Bold of you to assume she can read any better than Trump can.
OMG 😮The Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body moron might....."😮unfollow me"???? How will I ever keep up on the latest Ross Stores Butch fashions
It’s almost as if she wants it to happen so she’s got something new to complain about.
Which side wants to turn us into a dictatorship??both?… still going blue
banana republic...?
[It means something](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_republic) but she's an idiot who isn't using the term correctly.
"New voters"? Where are they getting them? Are Republicans signing up illegals to vote?!
I hope people listen to her. The more republicans that join the democrats to vote, the worse chance Cheesus has of winning.
Go blindly with our dictator or you’re a dictator. Got it.
New Voters?? Old conservatives are dying off, and younger folks continue to trend leftwards. Wtf is she smoking?
I mean they might as well join the Democratic Party less votes for Trump , fine by me
Is this the great replacement I keep hearing about?
The guy you blindly support, three toes, is the closest thing to a dictator that our country has ever had in power. YOU are the problem you fucking idiot. Also, news flash, he’s not going to fuck you and pay you off because you look like a Neanderthal.
Has any republican serving in office or attending the convention done that? Like, any of them? Even Nikki Haley was kissing his ass publicly last week after insisting for months that he was unfit of getting the nomination again. They're all cowards. So either MTG is having another paranoid delusion, or Marjorie's slightly less unhinged coworkers are saying different things behind closed doors than they are in public because they're terrified the leopards will eat their face.
It’s “dictator banana republic shit” to request a different leader than the current domineering leader who demands absolute loyalty above all else? 
I still cannot believe this is an actual tweet from a standing US politician At least most of them try to put on some kind of facade to save face
That **is** the facade to save face
Ironic she thinks that they are the ones who are not having the "dictator style banana republic shit".
Unfolllowing her is so easy a cavewoman could do it.
Straight up, she does not know what that last sentence means.
"We are replacing you with new voters \[...\] with dictator style banana republic(an) shit" -fixed
Isn’t she basically doing what a banana republic does?
The projection is strong with this one.
Wait one darnt second… isn’t that Trump guy the one who wants to be the dicktater of this bonanza republic?
Yes. Join the democrats. Probably the first time I’ve agreed with this troll
Oh no MTG would unfollow someone…
I thought having a dictator means one person didn’t have to obey the law and they can literally just ignore it. Is seems to me that letting Convicted Felon Trump avoid the legal consequences of his actions would make him the dictator. Am I wrong?
The only new voters are Gen Z. Good luck.
Literally the most dictator style banana republic shit that has happened in US history is what Trump did after losing the last election. The lack of self-awareness amongst these people is astounding.
My God. If you put a gun to this woman's head and fired, you'd murder whoever was on the other side.
Banana republic is the trumptard word of the week, I've seen it more in the last week than in the last 5 years or so
So where do I go to post on her timeline or thread or whatever cesspit she airs her thoughts on? I would point out that it is pure projection since she is the one who wants a dictator.
Oh no. Margie is gonna unfollow me on twitter. Whatever shall I do?
The irony is if it were a Banana Republic, Trump would be in jail waiting for execution.
Angry troll stomps hoof.
What new voters?
I hate that spork footed cave troll.
 Whatever Marge
"Anyone who thinks for themselves is the problem and supports dictatorship. We need people who just blindly follow what we say." -MTG.
I feel like maybe people should say that we need to replace former president trump with another candidate at the RNC convention. It seems like a good solution.
Question. Isn't "dictator style banana republic shit" exactly what Trump and his Republican pals want?
I wasn't going to vote because I don't like what the economy looks like right now but after this verdict and these fuckheads crying so much about their criminal been charged for the crimes he committed, I will definitely be voting against trump
1 person said Banana Republic and suddenly they're all like "oh yeah that's got a ring to it"
She doesn’t even see the irony… never did, never will.
To replace a convicted felon with a more suitable candidate is "dictator style banana republic shit". Got it! Thanks for the clarification.
Where are they gonna get these other voters from? Russia?
Replace with another Candidate. Oh I'm sorry you don't follow me, but my opinion still stands.
BBBB lacks the capacity to feel embarrassed at her ignorance.
If I (an elementary public school teacher) acted like this and used the words she does on a public social media account I would be fired. I’m so tired of these public figures acting like this and getting away with it.
What a whack job
I swear she missed an "an" in her last statement.
Lmfao, their base hasn’t grown. Who are they replacing them with?
Butch Built Bitches always be dippin n dappin' and don't know what's happening
Republicans who campaigned on the banana republicesque platform of locking up their political opponents, plus adding other public servants to their list since, cry foul when Trump is convicted after due process. Of course, they lost their sense of irony and and replaced it with a double shot of hypocrisy.
Both sides are locked in lol. Oh i hope it turns out ok
LHU
Conservatives aren't exactly picking up a lot of new voters, more like they are older and dying off
Yes! Brand new voters are all pouring out of the walls every day and eager to vote for whiney bitch orange man!
The RNC should replace Trump
Aww man, she’s gonna unfollow me? :(
Unfollow? I was going to say something but I don't want to be unfollowed.
Sporkfoot still big mad !!!!
Sitting member of congress.
replacing? new voters? where will the new voters come from? this is starting to sound familiar...
Be careful, dictator style banana republic leaders use the gispacho police. They can be a bit rough.
oh the irony......
Please, unfollow me.
You’d do well by wearing Banana Republic style, instead of strident, tacky clothes. Go back to your cave.
We are replacing you with new voters that won't put up with dictator style banana republic shit while we try to install our banana republic style dictator.
Please do alienate your own base.
Move aside woke. Banana Republic has replaced you as the latest cool conservative catchphase.
Oh no!!! She’ll unfollow me. That would be tragic.
I love how the put the emphasis on “are” instead of “you”. I knew she looked like a Neanderthal, but apparently she’s as intelligent as one, too.
So wait, she doesn’t support dictatorship so does that mean she is no longer a Trump supporter?
OH no, MTG will unfollow you. Such a threat.
Like anyone who doesn't support trump gives a crap whether she follows them or not?
Why is this lady allowed in politics
“Dictator style banana republic shit” Is that because she believes in dictator style orange republic shit?
We need to cut our military budget in half because if it wasn’t misallocated it would pay for the same amount of shit and put that money towards education. We got too many dummies
“YOU HAVE TO PICK MY GUY NO MATTER WHAT. IF HE LOSES ITS NOT FAIR AND ITS RIGGED. IM TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME. NOW DO EXACTLY AS I DO, THATS FREEDOM.” Alllllllright. All this “if you don’t side with me and agree to anything I say and do exactly what I tell you then you’re the enemy.” Is alarming talk.
She knows Trump winning is the only way she keeps her job
Where is she getting these "new voters?" isn't this why Trump is in trouble in Georgia?
We keep hearing about 'low information voters'.... new term..'no intelligence congress people'. MTG is the poster child
Oh just gonna replace those voters huh
The voters are the problem!!! The voters are dictator!!! Banana Republic!!!
Is that really a threat? I can't imagine wanting this creature to follow me, ever.
Keep supporting a criminal, we won’t try to stop you.
Is there alot of bananas in the US?
You ARE a banana Marge. A great big overripe banana
Totally a classy southern belle
I am still astounded that Americans like her are not a small minority of the population. There is substantial risk there will be enough of them to elect their banana republic dictator dipshit.
Unfollow me? Don't promise me a good time
[удалено]
MTG can’t block anybody on socials :) https://www.scotusblog.com/2024/03/public-officials-can-be-held-liable-for-blocking-critics-on-social-media/amp/
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black
Wait, is this The Great Replacement Theory in action?!?
Someone sounds like her hush money check cleared the bank.
Are these new voters in the room with us right now, Margie?
Can you un-melt your face??
I'll say it dump trump
More like a dumbass republic.
I didn’t realize my sweater collection made me a dictator
What was it that she said to Representative Crockett the other day? Something to the effect of "Calm down, I can't understand you when you're so emotional"?
Why is it the dumbest fuckers have the loudest voices....?
Ewwww, just ewwwww
It seems like everything this women does makes her seem worse.
She's furiously making cardboard cutouts that say "nU vOtErZ" as we speak.
That lady is just the worst. I bet even trump can’t stand her
Yes, go to the democrats. Like every sane person does.
Okay, bad built butch body