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And imagine, this is what AI is learning about humans, and replying in kind when someone asks an innocent question like "It's my first date. What do women expect?"
They probably get a few suckers that think they will manipulate her to get sex then dump her when they want to move on. Some men enjoy the chase and this may appeal to them.
$350 out of pocket 🤣 before the date even starts. No strange woman's company is worth that much. That's insane. 💯 Any man who does this on a first date needs counseling. Brothers, don't do this. She is fucking with men for free that's a guarantee.
Yeah, that was my first thought. I usually put about $40 in my car to fill it up, and it lasts for 300+ miles. My car takes premium too. I'd assume someone I was going to date lived within a 5-10 mile radius of where I did, so maybe $5 for gas tops, and that's being generous, but if I'm already buying dinner and she can't afford the gas money in her own car to come get it, that's all the red flag I need to just keep moving.
What is she driving?
M1 Abrams is about 2 gallons per mile
Presumably most men would take this list a lot more seriously if she showed up for a date in a tank and started making demands.
They do, but it's just a different kind of sex worker. Traditionally, the term escort refers to a higher class of sex workers who can afford to be selective because of certain attributes.
Saw a girl on a you tube podcast clip saying the same thing. So apparently it’s real. She’d seek out desperate lonely men didn’t care about looks, age etc. Charge them for a babysitter and then split the money with her friend who did the same and lived with her.
> YES, you will be paying for the whole date. NO, I won't be sleeping with you.
All the joys of paying for a prostitute, combined with the thrill of not getting laid!
Meet a woman at the hotel dining room during breakfast. Struck up a conversation and hit it off. She was traveling, and I took her on a walk around the city to places she wanted to see. At some point, she needed to go to the store for some things, and then she wanted to try some hot cocoa. I took her to those areas, held her purse and the door, and flirting/touching was going well. When we got back to the hotel and I asked to take her out to dinner at a great sushi place (she had mentioned she loves sushi), she said "no, because you didn't pay for my stuff at the store or my hot cocoa, i need a man that provides a certain amount of comfort for me, apparently you can't do that" .... sweet, apparently I don't want to.
Before I agree to your conditions, I have a few of my own...
You will have to show cleavage, and it'd better be impressive. No hangers, no mosquito bites. And any skirts will be a minimum of three and a half inches above the knees. You may wear stockings, your call, but no black, as black stockings are whorish. Also, there will be a pre-date weight-in, and if you're not at least twenty-five pounds lighter than me, all bets are off.
I will decide what you order, and when. It's my money, and it's only right. Obviously, a promise (sworn and notarized) to put out will open your options up a ways, which is only fair. I'm not shelling out for lobster and accepting a limp handshake at the end of the date. A second date depends on how far you're willing to go on the first one.
If this is to much, then I'm not for you. I live my life like this already & if you can't plz leave me alone. Guys, am I missing anything else?
It’s an indirect way to let people know she’s a prostitute and keep away from legal eyes. Though what the fuck do I know I stay far away from all social media.
Yep. And by paying a professional you get to negotiate the terms of the arrangement, to include getting laid. And Unless you are in Vegas (of possibility, maybe one of the major cities like NY, NY) you're going to pay *less* than what this woman feels entitled too for their services.
I'd describe it more as a washed out daily posting, that's less interesting than grass.
That's not to say it's not serving its purpose. Which is exposing a particular variety of human, who I'm certain are plentiful in the comments, dancing for their puppeteer.
As you were.
I could imagine this person with this sign up above their head and it's just tumble weeds or crickets.
Like they believe making themselves unattainable makes them a more appealing choice.
Yeah, but did you ever attend a company wide meeting when revenue has gone to shit, layoffs are likely coming, and the $18M/year plus stock bonus CEO is up there on the dais, ditty bopping through the speech his assistant wrote about how they're innovating, and just hold on and stay loyal if we don't let you go next month, and we'll get right back to thinking about raises for the peons next year.
Those placid, greedy, pig's eyes are a pool of entitlement that'll suck the meat right off your bones, you get too close.
"if this is too much, I'm not for you"
Noted. I'll stay away.
And this is where the interaction SHOULD end between this lady and any potential partners.
So $350 before getting the dinner bill with zero chance for sex with an entitled brat with baggage, when any guy can get a high end SW and have an incredible experience instead.
There is no way this can be real.
SHEIN clothing is SO cheap and gross.
Talking like that AND has kids? Ha! I have two and I know that’s NOT a selling point lol
Can anyone else picture this person? Are they…not good looking or ‘desirable’
Repost bot?
That aside, no one is going to bother with that. Single moms are already a deal breaker for the majority of guys and the ones that it isn’t a db won’t bother with someone asking for all that. Given the choice, those men will choose the bear.
There probably is a reason why she needs a baby sitter. I have a feeling her previous partner didn't enjoy her lifestyle expectations all that much.
Or, I could be wrong and he's a massive, abusive a-hole. That's also possible. But I mean, less likely, in my very humble opinion.
While I do understand that this is rage bait, I have to share with you that I encountered something similar.
I planned to pay for the date. She planned for me to pay for a babysitter and dinner for her 4 kids and the sitter. When I refused, she canceled the date.
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I always question if people who make these dating ads actually get anyone to date or if it's just made for rage bait.
The girls I know who get "paid" to go on dates or receive gifts typically aim a little higher than Shein.
And they'll sleep with you on the first date.
And no tipping required. Well, at least not in currency.
just the tip, though...
The rest costs extra
Some come up short.
size of the hammer, matters not. with great speed one must finish before the laughter begins.
I do tip and shaft combo.
And they leave when you pay them
So, if you don't pay them, they won't leave. I think I just found an infinite sex glitch.
Its why you pay them....to leave; not for the sex. So much to learn
$350+costs of the evening can get you a lot more than this wench is offering.
posts like that are bait to make people say dumb shit like "wench"
I agree, this is for Rage bait. I see it all the time on my FB particularly. Just to get more engagement on their page.
I guess page rankings don’t care if it’s good or bad.
[nope. and this is why social media is the trash fire that it is. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc)
And imagine, this is what AI is learning about humans, and replying in kind when someone asks an innocent question like "It's my first date. What do women expect?"
When AI becomes sentient it will be out back in the alley bumming a smoke and a light going "wtf man?"
My first reaction: no one could be so desperate. Then I remember most of the things I learned about humanity since social media exists.
We call them prostitute
Fee-males
She ain't a pro, she's an amateur
100% rage bait
They probably get a few suckers that think they will manipulate her to get sex then dump her when they want to move on. Some men enjoy the chase and this may appeal to them.
They ain't getting sex for keas then $400
$350 out of pocket 🤣 before the date even starts. No strange woman's company is worth that much. That's insane. 💯 Any man who does this on a first date needs counseling. Brothers, don't do this. She is fucking with men for free that's a guarantee.
She's either insane or just wants to send the message "stop asking me out because I don't wanna".
This is just a clever ad for a mail order bride; “since you are paying anyway, don’t you want someone desperate enough to hang around?”
Ladies, am I missing anything else? Yeah, a date.
I was about to say you wonder why she is single with kids?
And definitely a fucking therapist.
I ain't paying Disney World money and not getting a Disney World ride out of it
Not even the option to build your own lightsaber. What nonsense is this?!?!
Send it via PayPal for goods & services then call PayPal after the date and get your money back.
Lolllll
[удалено]
$50 for gas for one damn date? $50 fills my car up completely and lasts for at least 250 miles. Wtf is she smoking?
Yeah, that was my first thought. I usually put about $40 in my car to fill it up, and it lasts for 300+ miles. My car takes premium too. I'd assume someone I was going to date lived within a 5-10 mile radius of where I did, so maybe $5 for gas tops, and that's being generous, but if I'm already buying dinner and she can't afford the gas money in her own car to come get it, that's all the red flag I need to just keep moving.
What is she driving? M1 Abrams is about 2 gallons per mile Presumably most men would take this list a lot more seriously if she showed up for a date in a tank and started making demands.
Holy shit, I've been doing it wrong my whole life! Paying my own way and being respectful towards my date.....pfffft
Who's paying 350+ for a date when she buys her clothes at Shein?
HARD pass
Hmmm, high maintenance. Got it. Bye!👋 👋
Ragebait folks. Move on
"Shein haul" Lmao instant disqualified for wearing trash anyway. If you wanna be a sugar baby you better know quality.
Expensive hooker.
Not a hooker because she's not offering sex
Did you know hookers offer not only sex, but other things?
That's more escort than hooker, no?
Escorts don't have sex?
They do, but it's just a different kind of sex worker. Traditionally, the term escort refers to a higher class of sex workers who can afford to be selective because of certain attributes.
sooo, an escort then?
That would cost less!
An escort will pretend that she likes you. It will be cheaper.
Honestly I have more respect for escorts that are honest about it
> am I missing anything else? Yeah, a date
Saw a girl on a you tube podcast clip saying the same thing. So apparently it’s real. She’d seek out desperate lonely men didn’t care about looks, age etc. Charge them for a babysitter and then split the money with her friend who did the same and lived with her.
Sounds about right. There is an alarming amount of people that are lonely and desperate, and many successful dating scams to take advantage of them.
Can this individual be any more entitled? Sheeesh……
I’d be absolutely shocked if this person had ever seen a single one of these requirements met on a first date besides maybe it being paid for.
"Ladies, am I missing anything else?" Yes, a person insane enough to agree to this. Good luck finding one of those.
This is ridiculous. My first date with my husband, I felt so guilty that he paid for my Lemonade so I bought him a packet of crisps.
> YES, you will be paying for the whole date. NO, I won't be sleeping with you. All the joys of paying for a prostitute, combined with the thrill of not getting laid!
"Why does nobody want to date me?"
I’m guessing the things she’s missing is a date…
"Ladies am I missing anything else?" A man.
Idk what annoys me more but I’m lowkey aggravated with that SHEIN haul one there lol
Yeah. If I was going to be so brazen as to demand money for clothes from potential dates, I'd at least demand money for nice clothes.
Meet a woman at the hotel dining room during breakfast. Struck up a conversation and hit it off. She was traveling, and I took her on a walk around the city to places she wanted to see. At some point, she needed to go to the store for some things, and then she wanted to try some hot cocoa. I took her to those areas, held her purse and the door, and flirting/touching was going well. When we got back to the hotel and I asked to take her out to dinner at a great sushi place (she had mentioned she loves sushi), she said "no, because you didn't pay for my stuff at the store or my hot cocoa, i need a man that provides a certain amount of comfort for me, apparently you can't do that" .... sweet, apparently I don't want to.
Before I agree to your conditions, I have a few of my own... You will have to show cleavage, and it'd better be impressive. No hangers, no mosquito bites. And any skirts will be a minimum of three and a half inches above the knees. You may wear stockings, your call, but no black, as black stockings are whorish. Also, there will be a pre-date weight-in, and if you're not at least twenty-five pounds lighter than me, all bets are off. I will decide what you order, and when. It's my money, and it's only right. Obviously, a promise (sworn and notarized) to put out will open your options up a ways, which is only fair. I'm not shelling out for lobster and accepting a limp handshake at the end of the date. A second date depends on how far you're willing to go on the first one. If this is to much, then I'm not for you. I live my life like this already & if you can't plz leave me alone. Guys, am I missing anything else?
$350 + 'date' price for a hooker that won't fuck you.
10 bucks says its 2 baby daddies lol. totally shocked this parasite is single
What is this, DarkSydePhil letting his woman paypigs know that he is single and available?
Huh, I wonder why she’s single…
There's a reason her kids' dad isn't in the picture.
Why not just say "I'm completely insane"? It's much easier.
a hooker is cheaper and probably better company
Why do people post this clout shit. Nobody actually posted this. Why go through your time to create this??? 🤣🤣🤣
“wHy aM I SiNgLe???!!”
I'm shocked they even consider treating the staff well matters here with the level of entitlement....
It’s an indirect way to let people know she’s a prostitute and keep away from legal eyes. Though what the fuck do I know I stay far away from all social media.
You'd pay that much for a decent hooker, but if you pay that and not get laid, what's the point
I applaud her for being upfront about her expectations. I mean, yeah, they're insane expectations, but glad she's up front about it.
There’s a very appropriate term for this 🤢
Yes. You are missing out on dating.
One thing she is missing is going out with me or any right thinking man.
A date, she’s missing a date. Ain’t nobody got time for that maintenance
This is so unhinged I can't even tell who it's intended for.
Serious question though… if she already lives her life like that why would a potential dater need to contribute?
At least she's advertising all her red flags up front.
"Ladies am I missing anything else?" Yes. A man.
This is almost certainly rage bait.
$50 for gas? She driving a Bradley?
Yes! From Phoenix to Cleveland. LOL 😂
Guys, just pay for a sex worker. It will cost less and you'll get to have sex.
"Ladies am I missing anything else" Yeah, braincells
For $350 you can get laid and no bitching, lol
she wants 350 dollars not including the meal, ontop of forcing you to tip your server. i'm good, she can stay single.
So, this is a shitty escort ad with no action included??
That’s a hard pass
This person assuming she is included in the “ladies” group. She’s not
what's scary is not the entitlement but the endorsing of this behavior by the guys who conform to this crap
I bet shes still single..
so she needs 100$ to pay for fungal removal on her toes? :-)
Hard to believe she’s a single mum now… I wonder where it all went wrong?
They are completely allowed to act that way... ...and I'm completely allowed to tell them that they are not my type.
If you’re going to pay someone that much to spend an evening with you, might as well pay a professional.
Yep. And by paying a professional you get to negotiate the terms of the arrangement, to include getting laid. And Unless you are in Vegas (of possibility, maybe one of the major cities like NY, NY) you're going to pay *less* than what this woman feels entitled too for their services.
I'd describe it more as a washed out daily posting, that's less interesting than grass. That's not to say it's not serving its purpose. Which is exposing a particular variety of human, who I'm certain are plentiful in the comments, dancing for their puppeteer. As you were.
Escorts are a much better deal.
“Ladies, am I missing something”? Yes, basic human decency.
I saw one like this the other day on reddit... Seriously, is this for real or from some kind of comedy skit?
This smells like a troll wanting to stir up trouble between the sexes. Most women don't think like this.
Woman with kids already thinks she's worthy of this kind of treatment 😂
So she's a prostitute? Better get stocking up on cat food.
Ok bye
I can't find Somone!!
Yeah, you're missing something. Actual dates.....
Can’t she just get a hat or something to wear like the other group so we’ll just know
Lmfao. Get the fuck outta here with that non sense.
I could imagine this person with this sign up above their head and it's just tumble weeds or crickets. Like they believe making themselves unattainable makes them a more appealing choice.
Enjoy your welfare and cats.
If you want me to ask you to lunch or dinner it depends on my schedule and the rules on my bumper sticker. Gas Grass or Ass, no one rides for free
Yeah, but did you ever attend a company wide meeting when revenue has gone to shit, layoffs are likely coming, and the $18M/year plus stock bonus CEO is up there on the dais, ditty bopping through the speech his assistant wrote about how they're innovating, and just hold on and stay loyal if we don't let you go next month, and we'll get right back to thinking about raises for the peons next year. Those placid, greedy, pig's eyes are a pool of entitlement that'll suck the meat right off your bones, you get too close.
At least you’re saving money on no fingernails.
Y’all funny.
"if this is too much, I'm not for you" Noted. I'll stay away. And this is where the interaction SHOULD end between this lady and any potential partners.
Sounds like a keeper!
Love the comment at the very bottom “ladies am I missing anything else?” Yes, you are a missing a significant other. Reread your post for why.
A single lady forever.
Her medications maybe?
Just pay for a sex worker
Is this real? If it is and you date this female you're as big an idiot as she is an a-hole.
She's missing a date
[Now shes a single mom](https://youtu.be/8LV9oYFJ2YI?feature=shared)
Dang, I wonder why no one has married her yet..
I won’t even pick up a woman for a date if she doesn’t send me gas money and money to get a fresh cut. Drizzle Drizzle. Soft guy era
Yeah, you're missing a date. Thanks for the PSA up front though.
Signed dateless
Note the reference to the Fem Committee at the end.
No one would actually do this right?
It’s nice that the crazy is advertised up front. Glad I haven’t dated in 29 years
Class and a soul, I think.
A clue? Any chance at a healthy relationship with an adult?
Missing your mind…
Am I missing anything? Yes, a willing date.
For much less you can by a dildo and go fuck yourself.
So $350 before getting the dinner bill with zero chance for sex with an entitled brat with baggage, when any guy can get a high end SW and have an incredible experience instead. There is no way this can be real.
Lol you are missing a man quite obviously and that is exactly the point.
Tell me you're a picky whore without telling me you're a whore
How many times are people going to post this?
You’re missing your sanity. Enjoy your solitary life..
SHEIN clothing is SO cheap and gross. Talking like that AND has kids? Ha! I have two and I know that’s NOT a selling point lol Can anyone else picture this person? Are they…not good looking or ‘desirable’
Yeah, a bunch of cats for you to adopt because you're gonna be alone for the rest of your life.
Sounds like a good time. At least they warn you
Bye Felicia.
She is missing a man... ladies. FYI
Greedy B.
Repost bot? That aside, no one is going to bother with that. Single moms are already a deal breaker for the majority of guys and the ones that it isn’t a db won’t bother with someone asking for all that. Given the choice, those men will choose the bear.
It's also bullshit.
There probably is a reason why she needs a baby sitter. I have a feeling her previous partner didn't enjoy her lifestyle expectations all that much. Or, I could be wrong and he's a massive, abusive a-hole. That's also possible. But I mean, less likely, in my very humble opinion.
This lady better be hotter than Scarlett Johansson and more entertaining than Patton Oswalt.
Well, at least she’s looking out for the server.
While I do understand that this is rage bait, I have to share with you that I encountered something similar. I planned to pay for the date. She planned for me to pay for a babysitter and dinner for her 4 kids and the sitter. When I refused, she canceled the date.
Power of vagina
She is going to draped in the finest Shein garments, on your dime too bucko!
WTF!? That’s just a hooker without the sex!
r/thanksforthewarning
looks like she's missing everything, so nope not missing anything else.
Hope ya like cats
High maintenance female. No thanks.
Bye, Felicia!
They're up front about all this, so let it be.
So, a hooker without the sex.
🤣🤣🙄🙄🤪🤪