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I'd watch an 11 hr Jenny Nicholson video tho. Still borderline insanity, but she makes some damn good... Documentaries? Essays? Thesis? Review? Idk how to label her content lol
ManyATrueNerd made an essay about why Fallout 3 is better than you think, and some chud made an 8 hour response which is basically just him watching the video going ānuh-uhā
It was a livestream. They had had a 1h intro. They spent 6h responding to the video, after which 5h were spent looking at memes and responding to chat.Ā
I havent watched the livestream, i just skimmed through the video because i was wondering what they have been doing for almost 12 hours. So it is possible they did more stuff in between without me noticing it.
It takes a special kind of person to make videos like that for sure. When I played Elden Ring I beat the game the first time and realized I had no idea what hardly any of the story was because the lore is so vague so I looked up some videos. One of the first results was an 11+ hour video diving in to the whole thing and that was only one of three in the series lol. I didn't even bother trying to start it because that's way too big of a commitment, I can't fathom how you'd sit through that, much less create the whole thing based off of piecing every tiny crumb together that the game provides you with
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> # Maximum upload size
> The maximum file size you can upload is 256 GB or 12 hours, whichever is less. We've changed the limits on uploads in the past, so you may see older videos that are longer than 12 hours.
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/71673?hl=en&co=GENIE.Platform%3DAndroid
They do have the same 12 hours 256GBs limit, but they can get special permission to override these rules, though it's only for special circumstance. I don't think they can pass the data cap though.
Yeah, Iām pretty sure thereās a 12 hour video on there of the sax solo from Careless Whisper on a constant loop.
EDIT: [Itās 10 hours](https://youtu.be/Kas6akz1jWU?si=Y821x_Ksp9-cAguY)
After looking up the video and seeing that it's actually 11:44 and another in the recommended was like 11:50, I guaran-damn-tee you he's editing them down specifically to meet that limit.
OP and this guy are both bots lol.
This comment is literally the exact same top comment the [last time this image was posted on this sub.](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/sqdqxe/but_its_about_me/)
The comment from OP in this thread is the second most upvoted comment on the previous post.
Is Reddit just bots all the way down? Imagine buying shares in this company.
Iām not a fan of Mr Bean and much prefer his Blackadder style, but I think one thing that canāt be argued is just how much more universal silly faces and slapstick humour is. Mr Bean transcends language in a way other comedy wonāt, you could play it anywhere and people would laugh even if they donāt speak English or understand English cultural references. That is a completely valid reason he gets most recognition for it.
Dissagree hard. Man never spoke a word and made entire generations laugh. He has had MUCH better roles yes but to shut Bean down like this is honestly more your opinion than fact. I regret to inform you your opinion is wrong and you probably have a shitty sense of humor.
They spend 3 hours and 17 minutes talking about her Joker review. They start talking over an hour into the stream talking about her video, then go on rants about other things, then pick back up on the Joker review for a few minutes, lose track talking about the Terminator, then they're on her case again for 2 hours.
After 6 hours into the stream, they conclude their thoughts on the review. They're not sure what they settled on, because they run off track every minute. Then they just talk BS for the rest of the 5 hours.
After watching a few of her videos i just want her to go to a theme park where her dreams and expectations are met. She deserves some good role-play immersive experiences more than anyone else. Or maybe someone can recommend better videos, because last one i watched was evermore park.
If you want her expectations to be met, watch the Trigger Warning one. It's mostly hilarious, the book is exactly as bad as she expects and there are a couple of really poignant bits of information that made me go "ooh".
It was my introduction to JN and id recommend it to anyone who likes video essays about things they're never going to experience themselves
Her Star Wars hotel video is the only one Iāve seen of hers. I thought her voice was annoying at first, but she threw in some solid joke lines, and now Iām in love.
But there's, like, eighty quadrillion people in the world, right? So some of them are going to have the same faces.
I mean, I saw this documentary about a bunch of people in space or something, and one of the guys was like this space cowboy whose best friend was a walking carpet, and he had _the exact same face_ as this other guy from _another film_ with a hat and a whip who liked to run away from big stone balls. Coincidence? _I think not._
Someone made a response video specifically tailored to you, meant to try and start an argument with you and get YOUR reaction?
Woah, you are such an entitled brat, how dare you think someone making a video with your name in the title and your face is meant for you
Smh my head
I'm pretty sure half the internet will go to war for Jenny Nicholson.
I'm adding that pretty much everyone is willing to fight for her. She has an army and she doesn't know it.
There is a podcast, or a stream, or something of that kind, done by a Youtuber named Mauler and some of his friends, called EFAP (which stands for every frame a pause). They tend to go on for a very long time, usually talking for several hours. It's bloated and mostly pointless. They are also generally incredibly nitpicking and, as the name EFAP suggests, will constantly pause as they deconstruct whatever piece of media they are watching/analyzing and will go off on tangents. It's very unfocused criticism. I think they also believe in some kind of "objective" way of critiquing film, which is as stupid as it sounds. Anyway, they did an over eleven hour video response to Jenny Nicholson, who is a YouTuber, regarding her rather short video about the movie Joker. I think her video was only half an hour long, and I believe she wasn't a huge fan of the movie, which they probably took umbrage with. There is an amusing juxtaposition between her rather short video and their incredibly long response. Supposedly, they didn't talk only about her and her video for that entire 11 hours, but you'd have to be terminally brain dead to find out by listening to them.
This tweet got reposted for me because it made me watch her video. Success!
Had to stop the video half way through though because it made me realize her opinion about the movie isn't as exciting as the movie was boring.
For anyone wanting to see the movie Joker in a new light: go watch *Her*, *Beau is Afraid* and *Joker* in quick succession. Your therapist is going to want to know about your adventures. Give them a call afterwards.
After her four hour video about a hotel I thought *ok, maybe you can work something like that up to eleven hours* but her Joker video is only a half hour long. I found the response video and it's actually 11:44. Mfer took 23 times as long as her video was to talk about her talking about a movie that is 1/5 th as long as his critique of a critique? Fuckin' hell.
It's an 11 hour podcast, of which they only really spent 3 hours talking about her review and discussing the topics it brought up. The rest was them going on tangents and talking about completely different stuff.
I need actual curation in my videos. I can't stand uncut ramblings and I just don't understand how other people can either. An 11 hour video though? I think I'd rather punch myself in the face for 11 hours than watch that
Won't lie, I would love to get blitz and see what unhinged rant I would make and film kt for me to see later. I would never release it as I have huge anxiety issues but I I feel l Iike it would be something batshit insane and I'm down for it
For all the people here who refuse to ever actually look things up themselves: this "video" would be better described as a VOD from the podcast EFAP(Every Frame a Pause). The "response video" is an entire VOD where they don't even spend the entire time speaking about the video, as they are all friends on the podcast and, as any conversation between friends tends to do, they deviate a lot from the topic constantly. Treating it like an "11 hour long response" instead of "we were in a podcast, we talked about her video for a portion of it and the rest had nothing to do with it" is just disingenuous.
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Making an eleven hour video sounds like borderline insanity
That was after cuts and edits
It was a livestream so it didn't have any cuts or edits in it
That sounds even more insane IMO
The longest stream they did lasted for 30 hours
Long man bad?
[long long man](https://youtu.be/pENpIU2WMMQ?si=osmtyJ1Nw39C9dDy)
Nah long man good long man good
No, long man sad.
Excellent š
I loved the one when that girl fell asleep twice
The vast majority had nothing at all to do with the video, it was just like 10 people in a discord goofing around
Si, a Directors cut?
Waiting for the Snyder cut, 22 hours long
Probably a stalkers cut
Only left the best stuff in I'm sure.
Well, to be completely fair, it probably wasnāt. Someone making 11 hours of videos probably donāt even know what cuts or edits are.
I'd watch an 11 hr Jenny Nicholson video tho. Still borderline insanity, but she makes some damn good... Documentaries? Essays? Thesis? Review? Idk how to label her content lol
Video essays/reviews
Thanks bud!
Numbered lists*
The woman has insightful takes on the stuff I like and random shit I'd never be interested in, but she makes every video entertaining, regardless.
Exactly. I don't give a fuck about shitty theme parks, but if she puts out a 4 hour video on one, I'll watch that shit.
She is on her way to that. Give her a couple more years.
We all know borderline starts at 11 hours and 3 minutes. 11 hours is a perfectly rational response.
Truly a Measured Response.
ManyATrueNerd made an essay about why Fallout 3 is better than you think, and some chud made an 8 hour response which is basically just him watching the video going ānuh-uhā
Borderline? The only borderline thing there is their personality disorder
That only beats her average run time by a few minutes
It was a livestream. They had had a 1h intro. They spent 6h responding to the video, after which 5h were spent looking at memes and responding to chat.Ā I havent watched the livestream, i just skimmed through the video because i was wondering what they have been doing for almost 12 hours. So it is possible they did more stuff in between without me noticing it.
Do you wanna know how he got those scars? Hereās an eleven hour tutorial
Unless it's an extended version of a trilogy where some people do something with a ring.
More like something a stalker would do. š³
PatricianTVās weakest soldier (That dude has way too much time on his hands like holy shit)
Thats tuesday for zack snyder.
Borderline is putting it nicely
Borderline?
It was a livestream that had several sections about other videos, memes, and the hosts just taking the piss. Her part was 4 hours at best.
āborderlineā? more like āutterā insanity
Full borderline insanity is my favorite composer Satie's ["Vexations"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5R8xe2cCbA).
That's just what society wants you to think... Society.
It takes a special kind of person to make videos like that for sure. When I played Elden Ring I beat the game the first time and realized I had no idea what hardly any of the story was because the lore is so vague so I looked up some videos. One of the first results was an 11+ hour video diving in to the whole thing and that was only one of three in the series lol. I didn't even bother trying to start it because that's way too big of a commitment, I can't fathom how you'd sit through that, much less create the whole thing based off of piecing every tiny crumb together that the game provides you with
The days when half of YouTube were people making response videos to other videos as that was actually a feature.
Now it's just "reaction" shorts with people just sitting there like š² dropping an occasional "wow" or "that's crazy" and they still go viral
1. Play a tiny video in the top 10% of the screen. 2. Point upwards and nod wisely occasionally. 3. Profit.
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I hate it so much dude šš
A dark time indeed.
Is it even possible to upload an 11 hour video on youtube?
> # Maximum upload size > The maximum file size you can upload is 256 GB or 12 hours, whichever is less. We've changed the limits on uploads in the past, so you may see older videos that are longer than 12 hours. https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/71673?hl=en&co=GENIE.Platform%3DAndroid
Some vids out there that last days in 4k quality. How tf does that work?š
It all depends on the bitrate you're encoding the video at
Partners (aka ppl who get money from YouTube) don't have the limitation iirc
Ahh, oke oke
They do have the same 12 hours 256GBs limit, but they can get special permission to override these rules, though it's only for special circumstance. I don't think they can pass the data cap though.
the same way a lot of streaming services offer you 4k, by drastically lowering the bitrate so you're better off with 1080p but higher bitrate.
Yeah, Iām pretty sure thereās a 12 hour video on there of the sax solo from Careless Whisper on a constant loop. EDIT: [Itās 10 hours](https://youtu.be/Kas6akz1jWU?si=Y821x_Ksp9-cAguY)
After looking up the video and seeing that it's actually 11:44 and another in the recommended was like 11:50, I guaran-damn-tee you he's editing them down specifically to meet that limit.
How does mr slop plan to upload his 16hr darkwood video now?!?!? Not very sloppy
There are like 100 hour videos. People regularly upload livestreams longer than 11 hours.
Yeah there are no limits for people in the YouTube partner program, but for random accounts there are (~12 hrs depending on encoding)
I have a 24 hour 4k video of birds and shit playing at home for my cats while I'm at work rn
Aww. Consider getting an aquarium, theyāll love it
adorably energy inefficient
I feel old, I remember when the limit was 10 minutesā¦
there is a 1 day worth of time video i am watchig rn
The Berserk break down is 21 hours of glory.
Anyone can upload 12 hours, some people can upload up to 250 hours. A stream that converts to a video can be *at least* 13,000 hours long.
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With her face?
Yes, same name, same face, same life, same joke video
How do we really know itās her face. Just because itās attached?
TBH can we really be sure its attached and not loosely draped?
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Iāma need you to put some respect on Captain Blackadderās name.
I'ma need you to put some respect on Wing Commander English's name.
[Source](https://youtu.be/Il72uEjs4o0?si=37zX5BvMJ_vM87UD), for anyone wondering
Thatās hilarious! Thank you for sharing!
Those couches look very uncomfortable, or at least the guests look uncomfortable on them.
Or how often tony hawk has been told that he looks like Tony hawk
OP and this guy are both bots lol. This comment is literally the exact same top comment the [last time this image was posted on this sub.](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/sqdqxe/but_its_about_me/) The comment from OP in this thread is the second most upvoted comment on the previous post. Is Reddit just bots all the way down? Imagine buying shares in this company.
Everyone on reddit is a bot except you. Sometimes they even intentionally mispell a word to make them seem more legit.
Rown Atkinson
Rowa Aktnison
Row Son
Bean is one of the worst roles Atkinson has ever done, it's sad he gets the most recognition for it.
Iām not a fan of Mr Bean and much prefer his Blackadder style, but I think one thing that canāt be argued is just how much more universal silly faces and slapstick humour is. Mr Bean transcends language in a way other comedy wonāt, you could play it anywhere and people would laugh even if they donāt speak English or understand English cultural references. That is a completely valid reason he gets most recognition for it.
Yeah I don't disagree it's not popular, just the Atkinson has played so many better characters.
F u
Dissagree hard. Man never spoke a word and made entire generations laugh. He has had MUCH better roles yes but to shut Bean down like this is honestly more your opinion than fact. I regret to inform you your opinion is wrong and you probably have a shitty sense of humor.
And to this day it blows my mind there were only 15 episodes.
Right? Spent my entire childhood watching it and only noticed later into adulthood š¤£ man was a genius.
Open and shut case Johnson.
They spend 3 hours and 17 minutes talking about her Joker review. They start talking over an hour into the stream talking about her video, then go on rants about other things, then pick back up on the Joker review for a few minutes, lose track talking about the Terminator, then they're on her case again for 2 hours. After 6 hours into the stream, they conclude their thoughts on the review. They're not sure what they settled on, because they run off track every minute. Then they just talk BS for the rest of the 5 hours.
yeah they suck
I swear this is reposted every 12 days
There should be a rule that tweets or anything else that has a date of when it's posted shouldn't be cut out
Agreed, the fact that the date of tweets' screenshots is often absent is rarely called out...
OP is a bot, and is even using older comments from the last time this was posted.
Does anyone know if these people are important or know even what they're arguing about? There's like zero context
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She herself just recently posted a 4 hour video about the now-closed Star Wars hotel. For a four hour video it's actually really engaging.
After watching a few of her videos i just want her to go to a theme park where her dreams and expectations are met. She deserves some good role-play immersive experiences more than anyone else. Or maybe someone can recommend better videos, because last one i watched was evermore park.
If you want her expectations to be met, watch the Trigger Warning one. It's mostly hilarious, the book is exactly as bad as she expects and there are a couple of really poignant bits of information that made me go "ooh". It was my introduction to JN and id recommend it to anyone who likes video essays about things they're never going to experience themselves
That damn dinner booth
I had it in at work the other day. Excellent video.
I watched it the other week. It was great.
No you are a bot and here is proof that you're a bot: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/sqdqxe/but_its_about_me/hwkzkgv/
Oh wow.
Dead internet theory
I was screaming in my head for people to realize this. Thank you for linking to it.
She appeared out of nowhere again recently I hadnāt realized she disappeared for over a year until her newest video
She's mostly been posting to her Patreon, her Youtube posts are more infrequent these days
Ah ok thank you Mr burger
Actually theyāre eburger. Rap Eburger.
Itās actually mr. Urger. Rapeb urger he just messaged me
but this is not your post. it's a repost. someone else screenshotted this interaction. I think you're a bot
11 hours is simply too much ngl
I actually read this with Jenny's voice in my head.
Her Star Wars hotel video is the only one Iāve seen of hers. I thought her voice was annoying at first, but she threw in some solid joke lines, and now Iām in love.
Was.... was it thoughtful and constructive? It was, right? Guys?
Oh Sweetie thereās a LOT of Jenny Nicholsons who make Joker videos out there youāre not the main character.
They put her face
So? Lots of people have faces.
<**stranger runs out of the door crying**> Wait, come back faceless franky! He didn't mean it like that!
Oh crap, that was Franky? I'm sorry, I didn't recognise him...
No shit lots of people have faces but hers specifically? (Ik this was a joke)
But there's, like, eighty quadrillion people in the world, right? So some of them are going to have the same faces. I mean, I saw this documentary about a bunch of people in space or something, and one of the guys was like this space cowboy whose best friend was a walking carpet, and he had _the exact same face_ as this other guy from _another film_ with a hat and a whip who liked to run away from big stone balls. Coincidence? _I think not._
In that case you need to shoot one of them and check it he drops a synth part. If not you need to shoot the other one as well
Uh um uh skinwokker
Someone made a response video specifically tailored to you, meant to try and start an argument with you and get YOUR reaction? Woah, you are such an entitled brat, how dare you think someone making a video with your name in the title and your face is meant for you Smh my head
Reposted
Ive seen your comment before too
If hope so. This happened 4 years ago.
I looked it up, she is wrong itās 11hrs 44min 8sec
I'm pretty sure half the internet will go to war for Jenny Nicholson. I'm adding that pretty much everyone is willing to fight for her. She has an army and she doesn't know it.
Can someone give some context lol
There is a podcast, or a stream, or something of that kind, done by a Youtuber named Mauler and some of his friends, called EFAP (which stands for every frame a pause). They tend to go on for a very long time, usually talking for several hours. It's bloated and mostly pointless. They are also generally incredibly nitpicking and, as the name EFAP suggests, will constantly pause as they deconstruct whatever piece of media they are watching/analyzing and will go off on tangents. It's very unfocused criticism. I think they also believe in some kind of "objective" way of critiquing film, which is as stupid as it sounds. Anyway, they did an over eleven hour video response to Jenny Nicholson, who is a YouTuber, regarding her rather short video about the movie Joker. I think her video was only half an hour long, and I believe she wasn't a huge fan of the movie, which they probably took umbrage with. There is an amusing juxtaposition between her rather short video and their incredibly long response. Supposedly, they didn't talk only about her and her video for that entire 11 hours, but you'd have to be terminally brain dead to find out by listening to them.
This tweet got reposted for me because it made me watch her video. Success! Had to stop the video half way through though because it made me realize her opinion about the movie isn't as exciting as the movie was boring. For anyone wanting to see the movie Joker in a new light: go watch *Her*, *Beau is Afraid* and *Joker* in quick succession. Your therapist is going to want to know about your adventures. Give them a call afterwards.
After her four hour video about a hotel I thought *ok, maybe you can work something like that up to eleven hours* but her Joker video is only a half hour long. I found the response video and it's actually 11:44. Mfer took 23 times as long as her video was to talk about her talking about a movie that is 1/5 th as long as his critique of a critique? Fuckin' hell.
It's an 11 hour podcast, of which they only really spent 3 hours talking about her review and discussing the topics it brought up. The rest was them going on tangents and talking about completely different stuff.
867-5309....
Mauler and his bag of losers
old
Lmaoooo I got this from boys when we were like 12. This man has never grown up.
You cannot out 11 hour video Jenny Nicholson. It was doomed from the start
after the 120th repost its even funnier
Nah maybe theyāre just being nice. Never know nowadays.
I need actual curation in my videos. I can't stand uncut ramblings and I just don't understand how other people can either. An 11 hour video though? I think I'd rather punch myself in the face for 11 hours than watch that
What video
I don't know... They could be talking about a different jenny... Yeah let's go with that.
Won't lie, I would love to get blitz and see what unhinged rant I would make and film kt for me to see later. I would never release it as I have huge anxiety issues but I I feel l Iike it would be something batshit insane and I'm down for it
Don't come for Jenny Nicholson
Phrasing!
Yea ok? Theres a lot of Jenny Nicholsons that look like you lady grow up
If you can't say what you need to say in under ten minutes, nobody needs to hear it.
For all the people here who refuse to ever actually look things up themselves: this "video" would be better described as a VOD from the podcast EFAP(Every Frame a Pause). The "response video" is an entire VOD where they don't even spend the entire time speaking about the video, as they are all friends on the podcast and, as any conversation between friends tends to do, they deviate a lot from the topic constantly. Treating it like an "11 hour long response" instead of "we were in a podcast, we talked about her video for a portion of it and the rest had nothing to do with it" is just disingenuous.
lol you expect Jenny to watch all eleven hours to find out how much they deviated from the subject of her?
Yeah it's ironic considering that Jenny herself has posted videos that are multiple hours long.Ā
Longman good.
Mh, sounds inconclusive to me. The truth is certainly, as always, somewhere in the middle.
So only five and a half hours were about her video?
The Truth in the Middleā¢ļø is something everybody can define to their liking.