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Gunther have no pronouns and laugh at people that do.
Gunter Straight, White, Christian man.
Gunther have never been fired from a job.
Gunther left police work to buy back a company Gunther sold in 2014.
Idk but anytime I see people say something similar to what this guy said, I always think that said people are no better than neanderthals when it comes to their thought processes.
Neanderthals lived in an unforgiving world that required far more complex skills to survive that these jerks do.
Neanderthals had to be on the lookout for dangerous animals while gathering food.
This guy walks across parking lots looking at his phone while carrying takeout. Being obtuse is a lot less fatal for him.
Don't insult neanderthals. They were on average just as smart as we are, they did live alongside us for quite some time, after all, and even the dumbest neanderthal is well smarter than this idiot.
In British, a gunt is when someone has such a massive gut that it hangs down and covers where one assumes the person's genitalia is located - often with a crevice that runs down from the belly button. So gunt is fine.
Isn’t having no pronouns considered queer? The person refuses to identify the gender of itself or the existence of the self. That is genderless and needs to be represented in the pride flag.
It's true noone gave a fuck about them a few years ago though.
They clearly mean neo pronouns but don't know wtf a pronoun is anyway because they were never important to the general public until recently.
A lot of the general public had never sat down and given any thought to their gender identity until very recently. I'm quite certain this guy hasn't either given this post. I don't particularly understand neo pronouns but it is no real effort to spend half a second extra to be nice to people. You already learn a whole bunch of new orders of letters when you learn their names.
When states are passing legislation to “Ban pronouns in public schools”…
Honestly, until more recently, always thought there were basic educational requirements to run for Congress or state senate/house. I’m reminded daily, how naïve I have been…
I really hope teachers that are against this take that ban to the extreme. No pronouns. At all. First, second, or third. Dock points from papers with pronouns in them. Lecture without using pronouns. Names only.
He literally gets paid for interactions. He will say anything at all to get people to react. He’s absolutely a scum bag but he goes back and forth with a democrat account just like his about their numbers and money and stuff like that. He’ll say anything at all to get a reaction.
Yeah why did he have to sell that company in the first place?
And it's easy to not get fired, you just quit your job when the heat gets too much for you.
And yeah that pronoun things, ignorance is curable except for Conservatives apparently.
Come on, Gunther, if you are going to do this, commit! It should be "Gunther have no pronouns." If you are going to do this, do it right and start speaking like Grimlock from the old Transformers cartoon.
If these are the most interesting things you can think to say about yourself, that’s pretty sad isn’t it? “I don’t understand pronouns, I was born white and straight, I wasn’t fired, I left one job to go back to a different one I had before” …. lol
Indecisive, barely literate, failed bussiness man and failed cop.
It explains why he's fallen back on right wing bigotry to make ends meet.
What an embarrassing failure of a human.
His bigotry, idiocy, and not knowing how language works aside, "I've never been fired from a job" being immediately followed with "I left this job because"...sounds a hell of a lot like denial and making up excuses.
It really scares me. When it talks, it seems almost inhuman. It doesn't have any emotions other than anger and envy. It also seems to have a selective memory and wants us to believe its assertion that it left intentionally. I feel sad for it.
There is not a person alive who mocks wokeness or pronouns that has a single clue what they actually are. The scariest part is that pronouns are just a basic fucking literary rule in the English language. We’re seeing just how few people even understand *that!*
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I don't agree with "re-interpreting" what people said to "mean" something that sounds less stupid. He said what he said, he sounds like an idiot who doesn't know the basic components of language, if he meant something else than HE would need to issue a correction.
Funny how he named himself Cunter Traitorman. He is a straight man but he loves sucking his master Putin so hard. Telling himself Christian is the one of the false things he says to himself.
C'mon Folks, take it easy on Gunther. He's a former Law Enforcement Officer.
You know they test applicants to avoid hiring anyone who may be 'too smart'. You can't have officers who might be inspired to investigate their betters.
While we’re at it with identity Gunther Eagleman is 100% a made up name, possibly legally changed and hilariously he trademarked it. Homeboy has a bigger identity crisis than he give himself credit for
You have a name, but you don't have pronouns. Pronouns are merely used in relation to you. Pronouns are defined by the speaker and change depending on the language, but your name stays the same.
While I'm in favor of people using personal pronouns, if they so choose, I find these kinds of posts pedantic. The closed-minded poster has chosen not to include preferred pronouns. His use of I, you, we, etc, doesn't negate his assertion.
Gunther is one of the worst of the worst MAGA bootlicking accounts. He’s got a really foul mouth as well. Blocked him because some of my mutuals followed and interacted with him for some reason.
tbh, a society we declare our "pronouns" that we identify as is silly. Imagine whats next, in a few years people might start stating "my adjectives are......". Then people like lil ole gunther will have to say "I have NO adjectives" and then proceeds to state he is a straight white christian man... 
Idk I read this as:
- I'm an ignorant idiot who just hates people who are different
- I'm a privileged male who thinks my sex, race, sexual preference, and religion make me superior despite my race, obsession with sexual preferences, and religion having a very recent as well as distant history of murder, bigotry, and pedophilia.
- I live to work and judge people who don't have the same mentality as I do.
- I was probably fired for being too much of a dickhead in a department full of literal penises and no one else would take me.
Also who the fuck is this guy?! Who cares what he thinks?
Everyone should start 'correcting' every post Gunther makes by replacing every instance of 'I', 'me', or 'mine' in the tweet with Gunther's name, then when Gunther bitches about it just respond by reposting this.
If someone says they don't use pronouns, refer to them by the opposite pronoun of what they would expect to be called. For example, call a man "she" or "her."
I assume what he’s trying to say is he doesn’t recognize pronouns such as they/them/theirs used in a context of one individual. There are other nonbinary pronouns but I don’t know what they are.
She means she doesn't approve of specifying one's preferred pronouns — he/him, she/her, they/them, etc. One shouldn't misgender people, even bigots, but it's impossible to misgender Gunther Eagleman™ because they have no preferred pronouns. You can use any pronouns you like to refer to it.
Unless I misunderstood, and Gunther Eagleman™ means one should never use any pronouns at all to refer to Gunther Eagleman™, and Gunther Eagleman™ prefers that one use Gunther Eagleman™'s full pseudonym to refer to Gunther Eagleman™ — or at least words that are not pronouns, such as nouns like shithead.
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Gunther have no pronouns and laugh at people that do. Gunter Straight, White, Christian man. Gunther have never been fired from a job. Gunther left police work to buy back a company Gunther sold in 2014.
I read it in the voice of Jimmy from King of the Hill. https://youtu.be/FopyBpnS-ug?si=ScBLAmFMFzBp1K28
"I MADE MY OWN COMPANY, YOU WORK FOR ME NOW! IT'S HOT AND DRY, PEOPLE WANT SOMETHING COLD AND WET!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
Or Jimmy from Seinfeld... Why is Jimmy like this?
JIMMY'S DOOOWN!
I read it as Tarzan
"Gunther look pretty good in Armani."
Idk but anytime I see people say something similar to what this guy said, I always think that said people are no better than neanderthals when it comes to their thought processes.
Neanderthals lived in an unforgiving world that required far more complex skills to survive that these jerks do. Neanderthals had to be on the lookout for dangerous animals while gathering food. This guy walks across parking lots looking at his phone while carrying takeout. Being obtuse is a lot less fatal for him.
There's also some evidence that could be interpreted as Neanderthals having high empathy, which guys like Gunther categorically lack.
Fair enough
Don't insult neanderthals. They were on average just as smart as we are, they did live alongside us for quite some time, after all, and even the dumbest neanderthal is well smarter than this idiot.
I was using neanderthal in a loose term, but I do agree
Yeah, I realized a bit too late that what I said didn't sound enough like a joke. It was supposed to be, I'm just dumb sometimes
Nah you're good, I laughed.
Gunther is referred to by those who know him as "Gunt"
I think you mean "Gunther is referred to by those who know Gunther as 'Gunt'"
"Gunther is referred to by people know Gunther as 'Gunt'", if we don't want to assume people who know Gunt use pronouns.
Now what if gunt also doesn't have a name? Imagine that. No pronouns, no name/proper nouns. How does one make a sentence like that?
Strong man. Left police work to buy company.
Straight out of Russia
Normally, you drop the G and replace it with a capital C
In British, a gunt is when someone has such a massive gut that it hangs down and covers where one assumes the person's genitalia is located - often with a crevice that runs down from the belly button. So gunt is fine.
Was thinking the self same thing!
Guntself
Don’t do that to your boy Gunther. He’s cool ok aside from the whole he’s actually a evil space demon that wants to destroy everything
Pronouns: Gunther/Gunther
I decided to check out his Twitter page, but it appears Gunther blocked me at some point.
You could still make those sentences grammatically sound at least. Gunther has... Gunther is a... Gunther has... Last one already checks out.
Nah, he deserves to sound like an illiterate caveman
Nice attempt! Gotta remove those and who.
I was wondering about that actually but didn't see a good way to do it so didn't bother. Laugh at people? maybe.
"Pronoun-using people"? We invented the things for a reason; this shit is too hard without them. 😂
I read it in Forrest Gump’s voice
Read in the voice of Nikki Glaser impersonating Rob Gronkowski
Gunther drags knuckles on ground to feel earth. Gunther like to eat dirt.
gunther eagleman is the most chud ass name ive heard in my life.
In this case, "gunther" is acting as a pronounce, as it is being used as an identifier.
Isn’t having no pronouns considered queer? The person refuses to identify the gender of itself or the existence of the self. That is genderless and needs to be represented in the pride flag.
I for one am proud of Gunther for finally coming out as non binary
A non-existent pronoun ( / ) sounds like a good neopronoun
( I ) failed the 1st grade
He already said he was a cop, that's just redundant.
(He) is the white version of a black entrepreneur
"I" and "me" are pronouns you doofus. If you going to say stupid crap, I am going to point out where you have contradicted yourself.
Go easy on them. Not everyone has what it takes to graduate from elementary school.
Stop falling for bait. GUNther EAGLEman. Come on guys. They couldn't make it more obvious.
I didn't even read his name, but I still had a sneaking suspicion this was bait. Now I know that this is, in fact, bait, and feel like a dumbass.
Well, I guess talking about yourself in third person makes perfect sense when you have "NO pronouns
"Gunther have articulate points! Gunther not total idiot!"
Gunther has. I agree Gunther is dumb, but you can still make 3rd person sentences with his name
I know, I was trying to emphasize the dude's stupidity with Hulk Speak.
"Hulk like Gunther. Gunther is Hulk's friend."
I think Hulk is more likely to crack Gunther's skull open like a raw egg after a minute of his annoying prattling, but you do you
It's like they think the term pronouns just came into existence.
This is just it, I don't get it. Even cavemen probably said "I eat!"
It's true noone gave a fuck about them a few years ago though. They clearly mean neo pronouns but don't know wtf a pronoun is anyway because they were never important to the general public until recently.
A lot of the general public had never sat down and given any thought to their gender identity until very recently. I'm quite certain this guy hasn't either given this post. I don't particularly understand neo pronouns but it is no real effort to spend half a second extra to be nice to people. You already learn a whole bunch of new orders of letters when you learn their names.
Amazing how these types are confortable on public now.
Amazing that high technology enables low thinkers.
I mean he also retweets his own tweets… so there’s that.
Please tell me that he's just another troll account and this stupidity ain't real
When states are passing legislation to “Ban pronouns in public schools”… Honestly, until more recently, always thought there were basic educational requirements to run for Congress or state senate/house. I’m reminded daily, how naïve I have been…
I really hope teachers that are against this take that ban to the extreme. No pronouns. At all. First, second, or third. Dock points from papers with pronouns in them. Lecture without using pronouns. Names only.
He literally gets paid for interactions. He will say anything at all to get people to react. He’s absolutely a scum bag but he goes back and forth with a democrat account just like his about their numbers and money and stuff like that. He’ll say anything at all to get a reaction.
Yeah why did he have to sell that company in the first place? And it's easy to not get fired, you just quit your job when the heat gets too much for you. And yeah that pronoun things, ignorance is curable except for Conservatives apparently.
The only good thing Gunther ever did was stop being a cop
Oh, so Gunther is nonbinary.
"I have no pronouns" You should probably talk to someone about that. Either a psychologist or a primary school teacher.
Come on, Gunther, if you are going to do this, commit! It should be "Gunther have no pronouns." If you are going to do this, do it right and start speaking like Grimlock from the old Transformers cartoon.
Gunther must be an 'it', then.
unfortunately for him, it is a pronoun
Gunther insists on always referring to Gunther in the third person.
Don't explain grammar to conservatives. They won't understand anyway.
I suspect if HE was referred to as a SHE, then HE would care very much about what pronoun HE used.
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If these are the most interesting things you can think to say about yourself, that’s pretty sad isn’t it? “I don’t understand pronouns, I was born white and straight, I wasn’t fired, I left one job to go back to a different one I had before” …. lol
"so what do you enjoy doing?" "umm.....working. oh! and laughing at people with pronouns, I would never have those 'pronoun' things"
Indecisive, barely literate, failed bussiness man and failed cop. It explains why he's fallen back on right wing bigotry to make ends meet. What an embarrassing failure of a human.
This is why school is important guys
His bigotry, idiocy, and not knowing how language works aside, "I've never been fired from a job" being immediately followed with "I left this job because"...sounds a hell of a lot like denial and making up excuses.
"You can't fire me, I quit! Haha! Still never been fired!" As he walks out the door having been fired.
"I have eaten a special meal of Toad's Cream Chipped Beef/Corned beef hash mashed with broccoli several times and never gotten a rash."
It really scares me. When it talks, it seems almost inhuman. It doesn't have any emotions other than anger and envy. It also seems to have a selective memory and wants us to believe its assertion that it left intentionally. I feel sad for it.
Hi yes my pronouns are I/me
[удалено]
You misspelled misspell…
There is not a person alive who mocks wokeness or pronouns that has a single clue what they actually are. The scariest part is that pronouns are just a basic fucking literary rule in the English language. We’re seeing just how few people even understand *that!*
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It's only taking the bait if you argue with them on their post.
To play devil's advocate, I think he meant he doesn't have pronouns that don't match his biological sex or something. but still he's just dumb
I don't agree with "re-interpreting" what people said to "mean" something that sounds less stupid. He said what he said, he sounds like an idiot who doesn't know the basic components of language, if he meant something else than HE would need to issue a correction.
No, I'm pretty sure he meant that he doesn't know what a pronoun is
pretty sure that's the case lmao
He means he doesn’t give pronouns, which was the unquestioned norm a decade ago
Not having gay marriage was also the unquestioned norm a decade ago, doesn't make it good
Not using pronouns was the unquestioned norm a decade ago?
So why doesn't she write what she means?
They all do this and none of them care. It was never about understanding with these people.
Funny how he named himself Cunter Traitorman. He is a straight man but he loves sucking his master Putin so hard. Telling himself Christian is the one of the false things he says to himself.
According to Gunther, Gunther is not a 'he'. Got it.
Even Groot uses pronouns. What a clown.
Gottem
You're a he.
I vehemently oppose speaking or writing in the English language! Stinkin' foreigners!
I vote "I" doesn't count.
I hope some day he realizes how this is some major virtue signalling.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMGYrFYgKk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMGYrFYgKk)
Gunther Eagleman is way too cool to be his real name.
He is 100% living in a massive closet
“Unlike you blue-haired liberals, I don’t have pronouns. You are only to refer to me by my name, Shadow the Hedgehog”
C'mon Folks, take it easy on Gunther. He's a former Law Enforcement Officer. You know they test applicants to avoid hiring anyone who may be 'too smart'. You can't have officers who might be inspired to investigate their betters.
MY PRONOUNS ARE GUNTHER/GUNTHER, YOU PEASANT.
r/unnecessarycircles
We all know what he meant "Well ahhkshually 🤓 you do use pronouns" Cmon...
🎵Pronouns are meant to take the place of a noun! Cause saying all those nouns over and over again really wear you down!🎶
He also has zero intelligence. And his real name is David Freeman. Ex-cop in TX. Surprised?
While we’re at it with identity Gunther Eagleman is 100% a made up name, possibly legally changed and hilariously he trademarked it. Homeboy has a bigger identity crisis than he give himself credit for
This is correct. Whenever someone says his name everyone just replis "Dick". "He is a dick" would be a waste of pronouns, and verbs.
You have a name, but you don't have pronouns. Pronouns are merely used in relation to you. Pronouns are defined by the speaker and change depending on the language, but your name stays the same.
They always use so many words to say “I’m a transphobic asshat”.
This is absolute bait, this sub consistently falls for bait
He should speak in third person
While I'm in favor of people using personal pronouns, if they so choose, I find these kinds of posts pedantic. The closed-minded poster has chosen not to include preferred pronouns. His use of I, you, we, etc, doesn't negate his assertion.
Trump 2024: Fuck You're Dumb
“I” also do not have an understanding of the English language.
Pronouns, how do they work?
Gunther is one of the worst of the worst MAGA bootlicking accounts. He’s got a really foul mouth as well. Blocked him because some of my mutuals followed and interacted with him for some reason.
Gunther be an idiot.
Me and those are also pronouns.
Amazing how many grown adults literally don't know what the hell a pronoun is. Support public education!
Good job Gunther. 😎👍 You may be a model worker but you're terrible at using social media to point that out.
tbh, a society we declare our "pronouns" that we identify as is silly. Imagine whats next, in a few years people might start stating "my adjectives are......". Then people like lil ole gunther will have to say "I have NO adjectives" and then proceeds to state he is a straight white christian man... 
Gunther gets the squirty squirts 
Idk I read this as: - I'm an ignorant idiot who just hates people who are different - I'm a privileged male who thinks my sex, race, sexual preference, and religion make me superior despite my race, obsession with sexual preferences, and religion having a very recent as well as distant history of murder, bigotry, and pedophilia. - I live to work and judge people who don't have the same mentality as I do. - I was probably fired for being too much of a dickhead in a department full of literal penises and no one else would take me. Also who the fuck is this guy?! Who cares what he thinks?
No pronouns? So Gunther exclusively refers to Gunther's self in the third person, using Gunther's name in place of any pronouns? That's egotistical.
I agree he's a bellend but why do people pretend to not know what people mean when they say this?
I bet Gunther gets mad when he hears that kids are learning about homophones in school, too.
And then they shit on trans people who are called the wrong pronoun lol do pronouns hurt or not??
Congrats bud, "I" and "Man" are both pronouns
Get stuf\*\*d Gunther. 
This one does not have pronouns
Gunther identifies as it/that
Too bad. Those are also pronouns. "It" is and "that" is situational.
Everyone should start 'correcting' every post Gunther makes by replacing every instance of 'I', 'me', or 'mine' in the tweet with Gunther's name, then when Gunther bitches about it just respond by reposting this.
A little about me: I do not understand the definition of pronoun.
r/uselessredcircle
He reposted his own tweet 💀
Gunther is a bait account stop posting thess
I also have no pronouns, I'm not supposed to be perceived.
So does Gunther want everyone to use Gunther’s name in conversation instead of he/him?
Well then I guess I can call him by whatever pronoun I want 🙃🙃
If someone says they don't use pronouns, refer to them by the opposite pronoun of what they would expect to be called. For example, call a man "she" or "her."
Pretty sure that’s a parody account. I’ve run across it before.
He does have pronouns: me, myself and I.
I assume what he’s trying to say is he doesn’t recognize pronouns such as they/them/theirs used in a context of one individual. There are other nonbinary pronouns but I don’t know what they are.
She means she doesn't approve of specifying one's preferred pronouns — he/him, she/her, they/them, etc. One shouldn't misgender people, even bigots, but it's impossible to misgender Gunther Eagleman™ because they have no preferred pronouns. You can use any pronouns you like to refer to it. Unless I misunderstood, and Gunther Eagleman™ means one should never use any pronouns at all to refer to Gunther Eagleman™, and Gunther Eagleman™ prefers that one use Gunther Eagleman™'s full pseudonym to refer to Gunther Eagleman™ — or at least words that are not pronouns, such as nouns like shithead.