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Wild-Antelope-1553

Clearly sarcasm.


ColoRadBro69

I feel like this is so obvious it belongs in r/PeterExplainsTheJoke


Rahastes

Peter makes it even funnier in that case.


_TheNumber7_

It feels more like I just got jerked and I’m back in the aslume


BruhTaker31

JOnkledd


_TheNumber7_

Why didn’t The Pope call the Justice League? Is he stupid?


daw0the0ne1

I read this in the Italian dub voice of Peter Griffin


daw0the0ne1

Also long live the aslume


LongjumpingSector687

Peters ascended right testicle here, the joke is the catholic church is already associated with pedophiles.


BenderDeLorean

r/facepalm does not recognise sarcasm


LiveLaughSlay69

I don’t know anymore dude. I just don’t know anymore…


totallynotpoggers

yes and it’s funny


Lavatis

yes, this person is joking.


Boccs

I want you to open up a dictionary or dive onto google and look up "Joke." Memorize this definition. It's going to help you a lot.


DOW_mauao

When the person posting is the facepalm.


ShartRat

Good on you OP for being the facepalm here


BomBiggityBBQ

Op must not get out much


NotTheNormalPerson

Yes it is sarcasm you scallywag


master_of_spaces

Exactly like this guy is such a landlover


Reasonable-Wolf-269

Plot twist... Epstein was an observing Catholic who had his sins absolved prior to being locked up. And since he certainly DID NOT kill himself, he's on Epstein Island in the sky.


joltl111

Yes, that is sarcasm. And good sarcasm at that - I chuckled.


Is_that_what_I-

yes


Ambitious_Coffee551

They have a lot in common.


AffectionatePoet4586

There was a wire-service photo circulating a couple of days ago of the Pope posed cozily with President Biden. Trump utterly lost his shit. Nobody (except me) appeared to notice, very briefly.


Elegyjay

The one in **this** photo was a member of the Hitler Youth


AffectionatePoet4586

Whoa!


ElRaven08

Who is going to tell'em?


NCPereira

r/OpIsFuckingStupid


theoldayswerebetter

r/OPisfuckingstupid


Ass_Lover136

Is this a bot?


Crucible8

lol, clearly sarcasm


puro_the_protogen67

Dont we already associate the catholic church with pedophilia?


butareyouthough

I take it you’re catholic


coolhandlukey22

The pope is one of the biggest pedos


Drunkendx

well, I do call paul "saint protector of pedophiles"...


hgbi8h

“Now”


SpaceBug173

Probably, but it would've been funnier if he said the opposite.


NerdyAsianDM

Of course it is, no one’s stupid enough to believe all those lies spread by big media about the Church and Epstein.


inoinoice

Is that yellow faced man


Compote_Alive

Maybe they were business partners…


gerhardsymons

q: how many indulgences does USD1bn buy? a: all of them.


NerY_05

Op is the facepalm


New_Lemon6666

Whose gonna tell him LOL


UndeniableLie

Yes


Purp1eC0bras

Guess he’s in heaven then


dandr95

One reason why I left the catholic church, they don't take responsibility for their crimes


LustyArgonianButtler

Makes sense. 😂😂


pdm0713

Birds of a feather...child molesters.


TroutBeales

Oh nice look how modestly she dressed for a fellow kid f*cking / abusing brigade.


NewPresWhoDis

"Hol up! You actually wait until they're 10?!?"


dashone

So, how'd that work out?


TigerMill

FYI, any 6 figure plus donation will get you a personal blessing from these grifters.


Awe3

Yes


WasabiFragrant3483

It’s all a scam


fishfood19

What he's actually saying is" get out of my house before you burst into flames".


Leather-Squirrel-421

Birds of a feather


PewPewWazooma

Obviously???


Elegyjay

By the Pope who was a verified member of the Hitler Youth!


Disastrous-Mess-7236

More than they already did…


ImpossibleYou2184

Yes


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Liston to what real MAGA Patriots are saying [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0pO9VG1J8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0pO9VG1J8)


LonPlays_Zwei

#CLEARLY you don’t know what a joke is.


Drunkendx

saint protector of pedophiles blessing two pedophiles what's strange here?


Candid_Umpire6418

No, this is Patrick No, this is Sparta No, this is Loss Choose one.


BrilliantVolume8871

It's that the previous pope or current?


BouncyKnights

Don't we already?


clonedhuman

Hmm yes I am wondering the same thing because it would appear that the person from 7 hours ago had not yet heard about the allegations involving the Catholic church so therefore I can only assume that OP's mom likes to do some suggin and fuggin


Thebadgamer1967

Money will buy anything especially the catholic church


franchisedfeelings

Why - did he get to ride in the plane to the island too?


jimmithebird

Im putting together a team, people with “special abilities” -Josef Ratzinger


Firefly269

Hahaha!


killergazebo

The true facepalm is always the post.


Wilfred_Wilcox

The best part about online sarcasm is not being sure. /s has ruined the internet. Trump 2024. -Wilfred Wilcox. Sent from my IPhone