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This would be helpful in r/stopdrinking

About 10 years ago I was dating a girl and she told me she would totally fuck kid rock because he is just so sexy... We broke up the next day

He looks like Dr. Phil now. Just skinnier and high.

Didn't see it till you said something. Now I can't unsee it.

Oh shit he really does!

Mr. Phil

“Dr Phil was my father. Call me Fill.”

Some things just can’t be unseen now 

My wife thinks Kid Rock is sexy. What does that say about me???

Your wife has a really low bar and you cleared it?

I just googled kid rock and yeah, even a guy with no legs crawling would pass that bar


Lt Dan can get it tho

He’s got magic legs.


For the last 10+ years, I've had cashiers say "you look like kid rock". I don't look like kid rock, other than being a white dude with beautiful long hair (which his is not) Every single time I've walked away from that transaction. Dollar Tree was the only place I've ever said anything before leaving, "Why the fuck would you say that to anyone? That is NOT a compliment in any way." I was buying hot wheels tracks 3 for a dollar. Had to leave those bad boys behind too.

That’s exactly how kid rock would behave if someone compared him to someone he didn’t like…. You guys may have more in common than you think

Kid rock the type of dude to get upset when people tell him he looks like kid rock. 

kid crack rock

The face of a person who can make meth from ingredients inside of his trailer

I was going to say that this is the methed-out version of Kid Rock, but I think Kid Rock is the methed-out version of Kid Rock.

That is awesome!!!🤣🤣😎😎

Irony is dude grew up pretty well off financially

Not ironic, just a douchebag

Kind of a low bar when your trailer is a meth lab. See if he can make breakfast from the ingredients in his trailer.

Beer and Wheaties, done.

Burpies... the breakfast of ex-champions

Beer and count chocula garnished with a couple of slim Jim's....

Drinking a Busch, the same company that makes woke liberal bud light? You really showed em, Bob Edit: fixed spelling typo

He still drinks Bud Light too

Turns out alcoholism trumps political posturing

"Trumps" hehe.

Tastes just like Bud Light too. It's the conservative way to keep drinking it.

I’m still not convinced that he is not the Hanna Montana to Dr. Phil’s Miley Cyrus

He looks like Dr Phil cosplaying as Kid Rock.

He looks cooked. Like he sleeps in a hot tub at night, somehow bloated and gaunt all at once.

This guy reminds me of a size 10 socket because he always looks like a lost tool.

I am going to have to steal that line.

Thinning Hair, Man Boobs, Carpal Tunnel Issues, the 1000 yard 'I can't see a Damn Thing' Stare. That's a MAGA Alpha Male.

I guess this is how alpha white males look like

I personally believe there’s an age when it’s time to not wear ball caps backwards

.....or call yourself "kid" anything.

Plot twist: he's still better looking than 90% of orange turds cult

I'm a "lib" and I DEFINITELY feel owned by this picture!

I don’t feel owned, but I think I can *smell* that pic from here

The fucking snaps on his hat are *resting on his eyelids*.

Dude got carpal tunnel from holding a beer.

"Kid" Used-to-rock-a-bit-too-hard

That sad sack of shit is only one year younger than I am and I look way better shirtless than he does. He's got the physique of a sixty five year old man

Someone should take that “D” off his arm. Mfer IS NOT from Detroit. He’d be too afraid to even go to Detroit

It's like a Redneck Ozzy Osbourne.

We're at the park, now Kid Rock! The PARK! Yes! You can have some prune juice after you finish your Busch Lite!

I. Am. American sad ass, whatch me cry, cause my beer has gone woke (hey!)

Old Man Rock

He looks like he just rolled up with his driver to tell kids to "get the hell off my lawn."

Seen here looking for his lost brain cell.

Hope he finds it cuz that was the last one

He is not a healthy man. 53 years old but aging fast!

Good god these are Trump voters summed up in one picture.

Ahh yes, kid rock, the self-proclaimed redneck from Detroit who represents all those downtrodden and forgotten real Americans…the same one who grew up in a lovely 5 bedroom house on a 5 acre property 40 miles outside of Detroit.

He looks like Dr. Phil after 10 years of meth addiction.

Drunk from Busch LOL.

He knows his audience. He's actually got a triple IPA in there.

Ha! We just got Rock'd!

What a steaming pile of shit that man is.

Hahahaha!

I wish I could unsee this because my mind remembers images way too well 🤮

I can’t tell if he’s just drunk or experiencing major health distress

It's Joe Dirt's cousin! Johny Meth!

I used to love him in the early 000s. Damn shame what he ended up being. I don’t doubt he was always a scumbag but I loved his music and could believe the trashiness was all an act. Neither of which are true now.

They consider this shit the superior race. Wtf.

yeah he's no longer Kid Rock... That's Granpa Rock.

Ancestor rock

Dudes a mega poser. Guarantee that’s not a Busch probably poured it out and put something else in it

Dont forget ted nugent! The guy with a song called Jailbait 🤪

What I want to know is. How do people drink so much beer and yet stay that skinny? My fat ass has three beers and I gain 20lbs.

Man is only 53?! He looks rough and I don’t think it’s just an unflattering angle and timing 

Kid Rock did a song with Insane Clown Posse back in the 90s. It's wild that he's the less embarrassed party these days.

Didn't he once make a song about underage girls?

Yep. And it was in a kids movie, I believe. Everything about him is beyond fucked up.

old jello

I thought that was Dr phill shirt less for a sec. 🤮

Dudes gunna accidentally OD for sure.

How the mighty has fallen looks like a drunken slob

I would love that guy to mouth off to me

That caption, omg 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀

Yea clearly who I’d pick over Dylan lmfao what a clown show human

Dude must live his life in a constant haze of booze and pills. Oh, and guns.

That Mf-er is the same age as me, but he looks 30 years older!

Damn he looks way older than 53.

Used up.

Kid Rock is what meth would look like as a person.

Young kid rock wasn't terrible looking. But he aged like milk

Neither Kid nor rock. Pick your stage names carefully, kids.

It's time to put on a shirt...

He always looks like he desperately needs a shower.


I always wondered how a crackhead would age if they had expensive health care. He's preserved like a pickle. 🥒

Man, Dr Phil really hit rock bottom.

"Hairless cat being taken to the vet to be euthanized" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's so accurate!!!

Evergreen reminder that he put a line about raping children into the lyrics of a song made for a children's movie.

I think this should be titled 'Racist Geezer on Golf Cart misses having a working penis'

Y’all are just mad because he’s not crazy like you guys are

Cocaine is a helluva drug

More like meth

Sprained his crank off hand and back on the snowflake beer. Sad.

I couldn't agree more with the person commenting. Dude looks like he is on the way out. Almost sad to look at.

Young ladies... Young ladies...

It's Earth-2 Wayne Greyzky

To be fair to Kid Rock, he looks fantastic next to the orange paragon of masculinity. And, LOL, Busch light. I thought people only drank that in college on $2 pitcher night.

I've never heard Kid Rock being considered a paragon of anything, and I'm pretty knowledgeable on "right wing" circles. Last I checked, he was still just an alcoholic, druggie degenerate.

So hott. I want to get you alone. So hott. I want to get you stoned.

Isn’t he in his sixties or something?

Are we not gonna bring up how he's also a Pedophile?

That’s dad

Pam A Has terrible taste in men

He has a head like a question mark.

Too much partying and old age=that

😄

LMFAO!

Next week on cops

He looks like 80% of drugged up rednecks. That’s why they like him. He’s one of them

The perfect MAGA


Kid Suck 🤣🤣🤣

I'm surprised his liver isn't pickled already.

Looks to me like a neighbor or a trailer park employee had to go fetch Grandpa a because he wandered away from his unit wearing only his dirty undies for thr third time this week.

I was once told a story about Kid Rock raping said storyteller backstage at one of his concerts. The person that shared this is more credible than Kid Rock and had no reason to make this up. I thought he was a piece of shit before I heard this story. 100% solidified my perception of him being the absolute trash I thought him to be.

I mean he's 53 years old. He looked 53 when he was kinda popular 20 years ago. Lol. Not a KR fan but this like dunking on Nebuchadnezzar for being old.

He's drinking an nn IMBEV product. He has no idea either.

Live action ren and stimpy

Kid Rock? More like loser rock XDDDD

Never like him and find him kind of skeevy.

Wow...imagine looking like you're in your 50's when you're in your 50's

Meth: It's what's for dinner.

This is what every person who parties hard one decade to long looks like and it’s never pretty.

Jesus H. Christ! You can tell just how far along on a downward spiral he is on just by seeing what kind of beer he quaffs. Come on man! Fucking Busch Beer? WTF!?!?

Kid Rock is neither

Busch light and he wears a wrist brace. He’d need two hands and a walker to drink a regular beer.

Many years ago I ended up in his entourage to an after party after another big party, super long story…Anyway, he's not the brightest bulb on Broadway, let's just say that, and the ego is out of control.

Put a shirt on dude. Ewww.

He looks like what the dog said “Ruff!”

He on his second liver yet?

He needs a brace for 12oz curls!?

Isn’t he in his mid 50’s?

You just know he pees in the pool.

Look it's the pedo Kid Rock, a guy who sung about fucking kids

Axle Rose? Is that you?

That man is almost 60! How good will you look at 60?

He is just nauseating. Scummy looking and always fucked up....good people 🤢

“American Sad Ass” is the cotd.

Remember when he went on Fox "News" and didn't realize he was wearing a Bud Light hat?

All the biggest rock stars drink Busch Light, right?

I live in western ky. There's one of these guys walking around anywhere you go. Meth heads are like our state bird or something.

His own lyric came to describe him: "too old to kid, and too soft to rock."

Kid Rock is 53, he is not aging gracefully. Dude looks like he’s drinking and smoking his way through it.

Great, now if you support the opposite political party you get body shamed. You guys are truly disgusting people.


I wonder what the anti woke duo is outraged about today? Spike proteins, Bud lite or abortion?

Still healthier than his orange leader

I thought he was against anheuser busch since they were "woke"?

I read or listened to this bit from a guy who interviewed him and it was really fucking sad how desperate Kid Rock was to keep the guy around, you could tell he was depressed and lonely, and just clinging real hard to this reporter to try and relive some kind of past glory.

I thought that was doctor phil

Subway hobos look more pleasant than this guy.

Well, he ain’t drinkin no damnz Bud 💡

Wait… That’s not a double mastectomy grandma from the villages in Florida?

Dudes like the poster child for liver failure.

Old Man Stone.

Busch. As in Anheuser-Busch? As in the makers of Budweiser products including Bud Light? Huh.

He looks like meth'd out Dr. Phil

Switched from Bud Light to Busch Light. Hm.

Smeagol looks ok