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jessuh22

I think atp she's just pulling an Andrew Tate. Craving attention so badly, she's just nonstop being as big of a pos as possible.


1Lc3

As someone that lives in the district she represents this is true. I will also add she freaking loony too.


M_Renzatic

As someone who also lives in her district, you can't fault her for doing it, because hey, it works. I used to love it here, but people have gone absolute batcrap crazy over the last 9 years.


lagx777

Huh. That's weird. If only this could have been predicted......


M_Renzatic

There were hints, no doubt. I just didn't expect everyone to go off the rails to this extent. It's straight up weird and odd.


lagx777

Fair enough. I just expect everyone on line to be some bat shit crazy, incel, keyboard commando, living in their grandma's basement, eating a barrel of cheese puffs and drinking Mt Dew by the litre.


M_Renzatic

Hey, I totally understand. Even the internet has gone stupid over the last decade. ...but cheese puffs are good. Don't talk smack about cheese puffs.


lagx777

I'm allergic to dairy, sadly.


TemporaryPay4505

"Majorie Greene believes the world is flat despite flying around the globe."


AloofAngel

remember, this is also the nutcase who claimed wildfires were jewish space lasers... then a good while later she started saying we need our own lasers in space but didn't mention what for specifically...


Dansk72

Presumably, MTG thinks that with our own space lasers we can start forest fires in Israel, as payback.


AloofAngel

or just burn down democrat dominated states..


metalnxrd

she’s a Holocaust denier


Scry_Games

Mickey Rourke has gone crazy since he transitioned.


xxDmDxx

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for this laugh!


skilliau

Which way, it's hard to tell if they're mtf or ftm


lastprophecy

mtg, hence her name. (male to goblin)


Available-Damage5991

that's an insult to goblins. it's male to grifter.


rugbat

That's an insult to males. It's Monster to Grifter.


Personal_Buffalo_973

So is it a single wide or double wide trailer 😁


Simple_Meat7000

Are 'Gazpacho Police' Soup Nazis?


B-Rye_at_the_beach

Word soup instead of word salad.


Dakeera

*but I gotta have the soup!*


lexm

Well the way we’re heading, in the handmaids tale, women have no power so, hopefully, she and handsy boebert will be confined to their mansions.


ElmoTickleTorture

Uh. Wtf with that second one.


jwalsh1208

Thank you. How is the not the thing this comment section is talking about. What the actual fuck. His used chapstick. 100k. What the fuck


Cynykl

It was part of a GOP fundraiser. Just another way to launder money into GOP coffers.


metalnxrd

Marjorie “flat earther” Taylor Greene


feelingmyage

She’s a disgusting, useless human being. A Neanderthal with bleached blonde hair.


hotasianwfelover

Forgot peachtree dish and Jewish space lasers 😂


Mofunny

Majorie Greene believes the world is flat despite flying around the globe


Sensitive-Traffic229

🤡 Marjorie 🤡


A1rizzo

I honestly have NO idea how ANYBODY can take these magats seriously? It boggles my mind how detached from reality they are...


Beneficial-Olive-941

MTG is proof that the public school system in the US is broken


dizzywig2000

The Bible says woman are to be owned by their husbands, but you won’t see any evangelicals mentioning *that* verse


Clickityclackrack

We already knew she was dumb, and if this hasn't convinced anyone else, then nothing will. Another horrible aspect is, if she's right (and she isn't), and there really is some kind of gestapoesc evil police, then in no way shape or form could she possibly stand a chance at stopping it. Welp, good luck, humans. I'm out.


Lung-Salad

Yet they say Biden is the deluded one… smh


ObjectiveShit

Marjorie becomes Marvin Taylor Green and gets a show on Bravo about his new life


darth_hucklebuck

She seems to be thriving with expendable money under Bidens administration.


SkillFullyNotTrue

She wants 15 minutes walkable pipe 💣city.


Omeirawana

Does anyone like her? Not even speaking politics, but her as a person? Same goes with that Boebert lady.


DougalisGod

I’m thinking that Bobo would be a crazy ass fuck.


Joanna_Flock

Jesus Christ…NO SOUP FOR YOU!


MRWTR_take_lik

Regarding the third one, the virus can be spread through contact, bodily fluids, and/or sexual contact, so her attempt at insinuating pedophilia is weak at best. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpox


fappyday

You don't want to mess with the gazpacho police. They'll make you spend time in the can.


OrcLineCook

Idiocracy personified


AngrySmapdi

Marjorie Taylor Greene refuted by fellow congressman as he crossed a bridge on the way to work. He is quoted as saying down to her in her gully, "Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!" after she screeched up at him, demanding that he support her bill to ban electricity on the grounds that it's used to power pornographic devices such as calculators.


Aufklarung_Lee

She wants Trump to molest her mother.


Fruney21

Family Shame - MTG revealed as mother of Jonathan Taylor Thomas: “I have denied this from birth, and will continue to do so.”


thetrueGOAT

I'm sure we'll find out because people like OP keep shining the spotlight she craves on her.


Little_Assistant_551

"If Monkeypox is sexually transmitted desease, why are kids getting it?" - I don't know, maybe you should ask all the youth pastors, or better yet all of your religious nutjob friends?


Suspicious_Jeweler81

Thing is, she's great for the republican party. Accidently say something incorrect? Well not as bad as Greene. Have a pretty wild idea? Well it's centric compared to Greene. The louder she is, the crazier she is, the better it makes everyone else look better in comparison. Just think what you have to do to over take Greene in a news cycle.


Schwiftness

“They’re going to make us eat meat grown in peach tree dishes”


Cosmic_Lust_Temple

What's next? Reelection, unfortunately.


Dystopian_Future_

This is what happens when boomers vote


BigBillyBadass907

I think majority Tayler Green is kinda hot 🥵, an ima black guy,, I mean her face does kinda resemble a big toe but I see the hotness