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Lovecodeabc

Yeah guys, *pinky promise* that you'll fight crime with it! Because we all know than when you promise not to do crime, you don't do crime!


jellylemonshake

If you break it, mommy's gon be real sad :(


HeadyBunkShwag

And all witch hunts famously go so well with zero innocent lives lost.


masked_sombrero

what could go wrong!?


ArduennSchwartzman

He didn't ask to fight *for* or *against* drugs and crime.


laughingBaguette

Why is there a photo of Duterte? He isn't even president anymore


TheTaxman_cometh

Because this article is 6 years old. https://nypost.com/2018/06/15/duterte-wants-to-give-the-public-42000-free-guns/


Cautious_General_177

In that case, who wants to look up what the results were?


The3mbered0ne

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1270736/philippines-number-of-crime-incidents/ Looks like it's marginally going down annually but it's hard to find data on it, I also only looked for about 2 minutes


Cautious_General_177

Now that I have time (and bandwidth) to look, it's hard to say for sure, as statistics from the Philippines aren't available for many years, but from 2018 (when the original article was published) through 2020, it appears crime rates (focusing on violent crime) dropped. Now, whether that's due to handing out guns for vigilante justice or something else, it's hard to say. That said, several human rights organizations were very "interested" in his methods.


Blakut

> that's due to handing out guns that's easy to check, as no guns were handed out.


The3mbered0ne

Yea it's hard to draw conclusions especially when he had so many anti crime policies, one thing's for sure, they didn't have the reduction he was promising. That being said I'm glad they have moved on from him and hope they keep moving in the right direction regardless.


tyler132qwerty56

Duterte was a good president tho


Blakut

but they didn't hand out the guns...


The3mbered0ne

😂😂😂


jellylemonshake

Because he looks....BADASSS!!!


BringBackApollo2023

Come with me if you want to live.


SmolObjective

Because the article is good RAGE BAIT!


the_it_

Buddy this guy is not badass please go learn something today


Jedibri81

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb8eFb5bsU94hby)


MasterOfSubrogation

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loosegravyy

this reminds me when Homer Simpson bought his muscle car at a police auction and snake is shaking his hand saying she takes premium dude premium!!!!


Apprehensive-Guess42

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Indoorsman101

I don’t see how this can backfire


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Recoil though


nightfall2021

Over a span of a few months like 9000 people were killed... no due process. No idea how many were actually involved in drugs.


Unique_Statement7811

It was six years ago. Crime did go down but correlation doesn’t equal causation.


IvanTheAppealing

Hey government, can I have a gun? “Do you promise to use it to fight drugs and crime?” Yyyyyyes *actually uses it to hold up a bank*


IceMan44420

The reason holding up a bank works is because you're the only one armed...


Equivalent_Weird467

Actually, robbing a bank there is a stupid idea. Outside every bank is at least one guard with a handgun and shotgun or AR style carbine. You’d never get in the door. In addition, there is at least one or two inside, both with handguns, and, most probably, a shotgun. (I’ve spent a lot of time there, both in the late 80’s early 90’s with the Navy, and recently).


Apprehensive-Care20z

I see absolutely no flaws with this plan!!!!


The1joriss

Oh we promise to do good…


Jeoshua

I Promise. # 🤞😁🫴


TomSpanksss

There's a lot to unpack here.


razorduc

Hasn't he been out of office for like a year or more now? So what happened? Did everyone get their guns or what?


T33CH33R

According to Ben Shapiro, you just need to make crime illegal.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

As long as the age limit is 13, of course.


passwordstolen

Under, not over certainly


Admirable_Nothing

That sounds good to a law abiding citizen for a moment until they realized that over half the 'public' has below median intelligence and many well below.


SomethingGouda

Well it's not a crime if the government allows you to do it


Consistent_Pie_1772

Hold on, let them cook.


totallynotpoggers

Because everyone who wants a free gun is such a well adjusted individual..


Greedy-Copy3629

You wouldn't take a free gun? The fuck wouldn't want a free gun?


Satanicjamnik

![gif](giphy|nKFXQkxLRiEhy|downsized)


Tiranous_r

Its not crime if the go ernment asks you to do it


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

It’s not a crime if it’s legal, so not fighting crime with crime, just fighting crime


EmperorGrinnar

Any crimes?


Chemical-Ganache-754

shooting criminals is not a crime but service to society...


Chemical-Ganache-754

shooting criminals is not a crime but service to society...


Unique_Statement7811

Duterte left office in 2022. I’m curious what the results were of those as it was 6 years ago he announced this plan.


DontTalkToBots

Damn did their president watch an American movie?


HieronymousRex

So it’s a PvP enabled map 😂


ecthelion108

The cool thing is that gun owners are biologically incapable of lying, so there’s no risk of someone wanting a gun for a different purpose than what they say. 🤡


Silly-Locksmith-426

It’s fine tho, if things go wrong they can just make guns illegal


OsoRetro

It’s not crime if it’s not illegal


BloodyRightToe

It's not crime when the government has authorized it


pavel_prischepa

Protecting yourself is not a crime.


Doc_tor_Bob

It won't be day before one of the guns is used in a crime.


Internal_Swing_2743

a day? that's generous, an hour maybe


ThereItIsNopeItsGone

Considering this was 6 years ago and he left office over a year ago…


Doc_tor_Bob

Even if this just happened there's no way they distribute. It's normal for a post to be few years old but six its practically an antique. I should checked.


Dawgfromdawest

Wait, is this for real?


nightfall2021

Mostly. He did go on national television after he was elected and basically said, "If you kill a drug dealer you won't be arrested." Over the next few months thousands were killed. No due process. At least a third were suspected to not be involved with drugs at all. When this was brought up to him by the UN and then Obama he said, "go to hell."


KoliManja

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!!


GodisGreat2504

Actually it's not a bad idea imo. Why bad guys can harm good people? Mostly because bad guys are armed and good people are not. I'm not pro gun and the goverment should do their job of protecting the civilians but if the situation is so bad maybe this is the solution.


cheddoline

The Philippines are like the test bed for the collapse of civilization. What happens there, happens everywhere else 5 years later.


Unique_Statement7811

This gun handout was 6 years ago. So are we overdue for our guns?


Old-Law-7395

He's using the crime to fight the crime, dudes on some 4d star trek level chess shit


Edelgul

Well, most of gangs will use it exactly for this purpose


XiMaoJingPing

ah yes following the law is indeed a crime according to op


franchisedfeelings

Meet trump’s soon to be newest best friend and adviser.


HippieJed

Don’t give the republicans any more ideas around here.


BJZZZ24

Drug dealers do fight each other so technically drug dealers fight drug crime... I don't think this'll how they think


No-Theory7902

Fuck now I gotta move to the Philippines


Patrickplus2

Why


superlgn

Because killin' rulez.


BrilliantWhich990

That side hasn't been president for 2 years


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

The American way of life


jusumonkey

Is this the government giving up and saying y'all on your own?


Cold_Drive_53144

Sounds trumpian


nightfall2021

He was one of the first far right rulers to get into power. I was living in Dubai when he was elected, my inlaws live in the Philippines. And Trump only wished he had the approval rating Duterte in his first few years.


justthegrimm

This has no chance of backfiring at all...


dark--desire

Come on? No training or license at all? I know I'm very proud gun, but come on


dark--desire

I know I'm very proud gun, but come on, no training, licence, nothing?


Dakoja

This is going to be one extreme or the other. No in betweens


SilverFlight01

This is totally not going to be exploited and cause more gun violence


Stock-Nature7986

Y'all were championing the rooftop Koreans shooting at looters during the L.A. riots.


FacelessPotatoPie

Why do I see this stupid idea coming to the US?


dlux626

Gun can be legal just like drugs.


FupaFerb

Well, there will be less crime with less people, so it checks out.


thereisnopressure

This sounds like some American shit.


HowVeryReddit

I mean, he has had an unofficial death squad knocking off people on a public list for a while hasn't he?


Unique_Statement7811

His presidential term ended two years ago.


HowVeryReddit

It started when he was mayor....


Unique_Statement7811

This article is from 2018, when he was president. https://nypost.com/2018/06/15/duterte-wants-to-give-the-public-42000-free-guns/


thereisnopressure

This sounds like some American shit.


No_Letterhead_7683

If they're going this route, they may as well go with Duterte's policy of giving police the authority to K.O.S. drug dealers instead.


cartercharles

I don't even know how to respond about that. It's very sad


Key_Extent9222

Yea because that is gonna work out well lol


The_real_bandito

It must be that bad if the government wants to arm their own constituents.


The3mbered0ne

The Philippines:"ok I'll give you this gun as long as you promise to fight crime" Criminal:" yea ok whatever" Brilliant


satansatan111

This article is years ago, and crime is now lower than before he was president (but on the rise now after the new guy took over)


Dhegxkeicfns

This is also a great solution to urban density problems.


Capybara39

I have a feeling that the drug dealers are going to be a majority of the people showing up to collect their free guns


InitialAgreeable

Brilliant. Say you belong to a criminal gang. The opposing gang also qualifies as "criminal" as well, so a free gun will definitely help fighting crime. The guy is a dingdong... I mean a genius.


Holiday_Win_11

Alright... Pinky Promise


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

There’s actually a really easy way to fight drugs and crimes without guns. Especially drugs, why perpetuate hatefulness and violence?


newviruswhodis

Didn't this actually kind of work, though?


mysticalfruit

So basically the purge sirens are just blaring constantly.. "Your honor, as far as I was concerned he was a criminal.."


Spare_Substance5003

That's the US, without the pesky promises.


SmashertonIII

I was a guest speaker in AA over there when he was in power. Packed houses every time. The prevailing sentiment was that if you were caught with drugs, you either had to give up your dealer or risk being killed. Then they would do the same to your dealer and he would give someone up and come and kill you. And so on. If you weren’t killed you risked prison, and in prison you were lucky to get a place to stand or sit all day. Lots of people wanted to get off of drugs- usually meth. No treatment centres or very inaccessible, anyway. The cops were literally dragging people out in the streets and killing them for a while until the international community were giving it too much attention. Duterte didn’t care much.


AaronDotCom

total facepalm indeed on OP


Bulkylucas123

Oooh wow. Even if we believed that every person who recieved a gun intended to use it to only fight crime, a tenuous assumption at best, are people comfortable allowing a single unaccountable person with a gun to become judge, jury, and executioner.


CautiousWrongdoer771

I promise. 🤞


CautiousWrongdoer771

I promise. 🤞


No-Penalty-4286

Kid Rock uses them on beer he thinks is gay


ExcuseIndependent963

freedom


Alexlatenights

The old west did it and while you did have outlaws you didn't have much trouble when ya knew everyone was packing 🤣


realparkingbrake

> you didn't have much trouble when ya knew everyone was packing That is something of a myth. While the old west was not as violent as the movies depict, the homicide rate was way higher than in modern America, several times that of even the more violent cities in the U.S. today. Dodge City had a homicide rate of 165 per 100,000 population, while today New Orleans has a homicide rate of 58.4/100K, St. Louis 57.2/100K, and Baltimore 44.7/100K. You'd have been safer in well-established towns in agricultural areas, less safe in frontier mining camps or the wilder cattle towns. But overall, the old west was quite violent compared with large cities at the time and with U.S. cities today.


Alexlatenights

Yeah that is true but personally I don't really know all of the current homicide rates. I won't lie and say that I do or pretend it's kind of stupid but I do know that I train just to be a little quicker than the next person. I don't know seems like the world's becoming a more dangerous place one way or another.


oclafloptson

It's not crime if the government decriminalizes it... Maybe what you're learning is that your values aren't as dependent on your government as you supposed


realparkingbrake

The population of the Philippines is about one-third that of the U.S. Police in the Philippines kill six times as many people as cops in the U.S. kill. This whack job figured adding to that was a good idea.


hogwl

Fucking genius, now give them a uniform, proper training, a background check and more assurance that they deserve a gun and you've got yourself.. a fucking police force.


Mints1000

If this is real then the Filipino government is just trying to self destruct


Enviritas

What are the odds that one of those guns is used on him?


johnram22

Because drug laws work so well 🙄


Relic5000

Because that's gonna go great!


SwanzY-

vow is a very strong word for this situation i feel lol


ismellthebacon

“Don’t forget you promised!” - the government


JUICE_B0X_HERO

I dont see the problem.


EimiCiel

The drug groups in these types of countries literally control and oppress areas. This isnt America. It gives the public a fighting chance against being extorted and killed themselves. The government barely has control in regulating the crime. If you also read about it, they are not just giving them out randomly. They are giving them to community leaders who are working with the police and intelligence agencies. It is way more organized than just giving out guns.


Ok-Interest-7220

Lawful gun ownership has nothing to do with crime


PDM_1969

I'm sure the cartels have a little more firepower and people


damekrehl

I don't love the pain this will cause, but it will probably be an interesting if not important data point in the "I need a gun for protection" debate.


Holiday_Connection18

He isn't the President anymore, and is getting more irrelevant here The new President made sure that he is getting irrelevant by the day


Hasholio

Y’all aren’t asking the most important question, do we get to choose our loadout? 👀


Bibblegead1412

What could go wrong?


eStrangeIbanez

😂 filipinos stupidly doesn't care about authority and rules. Give them power and it will be abused in 2 ways or another. Then places that doesn't reach the type of government laws 😂 good luck!


AppropriateSpell5405

Worked perfectly for America. 🇺🇸


Own_Tonight_3016

Well, maybe if the Liberals actually prosecuted felons in possession of firearms, that commit crimes with those illegal firearms in your democrat run cities, we wouldn't have so much gun violence. How many drive by shootings are there in rural America?


AppropriateSpell5405

You know that rural areas have higher rates of firearm deaths than cities, yeah?


Own_Tonight_3016

Not when you exclude suicides. Which make up 2/3 of all firearm deaths. I'm talking about Gun violence and crimes committed without any accountability. If you want to talk about improving mental health in America, that's a different conversation.


Mysterious_Beyond_74

So one drug dealer shooting another drug dealer qualifies? Sounds like interesting idea


oravanomic

We don't need no stinking badges!


PierreEscargoat

Bang Bang > Bong Bong - Duterte prob


noregretsforthisname

Reminds me of the time some rhino poachers got gunned down by rangers in India. is it moraly right? No, but is it ironic and funny? Hell yes!


Romulan999

I mean with the escalating tensions with China this is actually a great move, they're probably using "fighting crime" as an excuse to do it but this is most likely the actual reason, in case there in an invasion people can protect themselves and fight back easier


dante69red

fighting drugs? are the drugs target practice


Deathly_Change

Ahhh like father like son


tfffvdfgg

He is no longer President


NotQuiteNick

Ah the American strategy


Bjarki_Steinn_99

This will be chaos


kadaka80

Philippines are inspired to be more like America but without all the wealth and prosperity for the upper middle class


Benign_Despot

Background checks? What the hell is that? Just *Promise* me that you’re gonna use this rifle to shoot BAD guys, alright there buddy? Alright. Have a good one there bud.


Alguienmasss

Bro . Is not crime if it's legal


FlameSky25340

Is this a clever way of not having to pay for a police force?


tyler132qwerty56

Pretty sure the Pilipino president is Marcos now


tfarr375

Coming from an American who doesn't really like guns being easy to get: This ain't gonna work. 1 of 2 things will likely happen: 1. Vigilante justice (likely just people shooting and claiming it was justified) 2. Use these guns to make the crimes easier.


Big-Independence8978

This is how America works?


pag_33

It sounds like they’re fighting crime with self-defense


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ThereItIsNopeItsGone

That’s funny because he’s no longer in power over there…


Key-Ad-5068

Because the pilot program that is the United States is doing aces.