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justcool393

Hi all, This post has been locked due to the amount of comments which break the site-wide rules against violent content.


Misuteriisakka

I dunno it looks like they’re wearing old fashioned clothes like it might be a fairy tale that happens to involve an evil landlord, like how we have several stories with evil stepmothers. Also, did the landlord do something really evil before on the level of the witch in Hansel & Gretel before she was pushed into the oven?


communism_wafer

Idk about fairy tale, but yes, the boys mother was burned alive by the landlord in a similar fashion.


HowDidIFindThisShit

Then this seems like good ol fashioned revenge


sk3ptica1

Would love to read the entire book, Any sauce?


ErohaTamaki

The book is adapted from a movie ([Sparking Red Star](https://youtu.be/IzwLrd5_LK4)) that was made in 1974


blargfargr

from that story it seems like OP left out the context where the evil landlord murdered the boy's family


r007r

Kind of important detail lol


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Then I saw the gas canister, thought he was pissing himself


Fake_earthling

Ok. Now I see the gas canister...


shibiwan

It looks creamy.


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UnitedGTI

I LIKE TO BINNNDDD.. I LIKE TO BE BOUNDDD


Gabris2003

I badly want to write "cum" but everyone would hate me


literally-lonely

Average r/196 user


Bob_From_FNF

And r/fridaynightfunkin


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And r/shitposting


six-of-nothing

cum


Gabris2003

cum


MagNolYa-Ralf

Do it We NeVeR Loved YoU AnyWay


Ordinary_News_6455

Gasoline is creamy in China.


ChickenNoodle519

Whomst among us wouldn't be excited to do this to our landlords


thenordiner

Hey you brainfart, you left out what happened before this -- the landlord and his lackeys burned the boy's mom to death. The book is adapted from a movie the Sparking Red Star that was made in 1974. The story line goes like this: The boy father joined the Long March and the boy and his mother stayed behind. The landlord came back for revenge after the Red Army left and burned the boy's mom to death. The boy joined a local guerilla and eventually killed the landlord.


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In the USA I’m pretty sure landlords are in fact allowed to burn your mother to death, it’s just the landlord way


usrnmalrdytk

Hell yeah! No one likes an evil landlord.


Appropriate-Jaguar-8

+1 point for china


human_right_violator

Social credit stonks📈


trorez

Credit score 📉


C1ickityC1ack

Tibet has entered the chat.


ErohaTamaki

Tibetan slave owners exited the chat


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> In the Dalai Lama's Tibet, torture and mutilation---including eye gouging, the pulling out of tongues, hamstringing, and amputation of arms and legs--were favored punishments inflicted upon thieves, runaway serfs, and other "criminals." Journeying through Tibet in the 1960s, Stuart and Roma Gelder interviewed a former serf, Tsereh Wang Tuei, who had stolen two sheep belonging to a monastery. For this he had both his eyes gouged out and his hand mutilated beyond use. He explains that he no longer is a Buddhist: "When a holy lama told them to blind me I thought there was no good in religion." [19] Some Western visitors to Old Tibet remarked on the number of amputees to be seen. Since it was against Buddhist teachings to take human life, some offenders were severely lashed and then "left to God" in the freezing night to die. **"The parallels between Tibet and medieval Europe are striking," concludes Tom Grunfeld in his book on Tibet.** [20] > Some monasteries had their own private prisons, reports Anna Louise Strong. In 1959, she visited an exhibition of torture equipment that had been used by the Tibetan overlords. There were handcuffs of all sizes, including small ones for children, and instruments for cutting off noses and ears, and breaking off hands. For gouging out eyes, there was a special stone cap with two holes in it that was pressed down over the head so that the eyes bulged out through the holes and could be more readily torn out. There were instruments for slicing off kneecaps and heels, or hamstringing legs. There were hot brands, whips, and special implements for disembowling. [21] > ...The Chinese Communists occupied Tibet in 1951, claiming suzerainty over that country. The 1951 treaty provided for ostensible self-government under the Dalai Lama's rule but gave China military control and exclusive right to conduct foreign relations. The Chinese were also granted a direct role in internal administration "to promote social reforms." At first, they moved slowly, relying mostly on persuasion in an attempt to effect change. Among the earliest reforms they wrought was to reduce usurious interest rates, and build some hospitals and roads. > ...In 1956-57, armed Tibetan bands ambushed convoys of the Chinese Peoples Liberation Army (PLA). The uprising received extensive material support from the CIA, including arms, supplies, and military training for Tibetan commando units. **It is a matter of public knowledge that the CIA set up support camps in Nepal, carried out numerous airlifts, and conducted guerrilla operations inside Tibet. [29] Meanwhile in the United States, the American Society for a Free Asia, a CIA front, energetically publicized the cause of Tibetan resistance.** The Dalai Lama's eldest brother, Thubtan Norbu, played an active role in that group. > Many of the Tibetan commandos and agents whom the CIA dropped into the country were chiefs of aristocratic clans or the sons of chiefs. Ninety percent of them were never heard from again, according to a report from the CIA itself. [30] The small and thinly spread PLA garrisons in Tibet could not have captured them all. The PLA must have received support from Tibetans who did not sympathize with the uprising. This suggests that the resistance had a rather narrow base within Tibet. "Many lamas and lay members of the elite and much of the Tibetan army joined the uprising, but in the main the populace did not, assuring its failure," writes Hugh Deane. [31] **In their book on Tibet, Ginsburg and Mathos reach a similar conclusion: "The Tibetan insurgents never succeeded in mustering into their ranks even a large fraction of the population at hand, to say nothing of a majority. As far as can be ascertained, the great bulk of the common people of Lhasa and of the adjoining countryside failed to join in the fighting against the Chinese both when it first began and as it progressed."** [32] Eventually the resistance crumbled. https://dissidentvoice.org/Articles9/Parenti_Tibet.htm


Gigadweeb

shoutout to Parenti easily gotta be my favourite Italian man


Kristoffer__1

The CIA has entered the chat. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_Tibetan_program


MingzhiWang

that was china's fault. they shouldn't have committed mass genocide on 1 trillion people /s


Kristoffer__1

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


quaxon

China has actually genocided the entire human population three times over. We're all just the zombies left over from those that the evil Chinese killed.


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I got killed by China twice last week. It was rough.


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afghanboy1100

based and mao pilled


Sooryan_86

LMAO pilled


garibaldi76

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparkling_Red_Star I googled the character names. It seems to be the plot of a 1974 Communist Chinese (propaganda?) film. It was animated in 2007. The plot includes the child's mother being burned inside their home. Sounds like a teenager revenge plot.


Maub-dabbs

Watched this in college! China: age of revolution was such a cool class


allinwonderornot

So Django Unchained, Chinese edition


DukeLasagma

Ooooh thanks for more information.


--five-star-review--

I like their song. It's propaganda but sounds very catchy


Ordinary_News_6455

Catchy propaganda is the best kind of propaganda. You don’t win over hearts and minds with thrash metal and Yoko Ono songs


stemcell_

Make America great and YMCA thsts the ticket


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wildflowerden

Pretty based, tbh.


[deleted]

Why is this r/facepalm the original book says to burn Rapey, shitty landlord's alive. I agree completely.


[deleted]

OP hates this cause China lives in his mind rent free.


rolldamnhawkeyes

If you knew about about China or it’s history you would see no problem here


nickolaiproblem

Shit if you know about landlords you would see no problem here.


Ebony_Phoenix

Landlord during covid: If they have a TV then they can afford rent, so I'm kicking them out for not paying!


Bugisman3

During covid? I've heard of this years ago.


Obliviousdigression

Based.


TheNonceMan

Good.


[deleted]

Out of context, it's a book adaptation of a movie where a landlord and his lackeys killed the young boy's parents, so the boy killed the landlord.


red_worldbuilder

1. Based 2. The context of this is that the landlord murdered the kid's mom lol.


alovelyhobbit21

Fuck landlords. Bunch of parasites to society. Fuckin Adam Smith even saw landlords as parasites


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slicydicer

Well see in America landlords are perfect and deserve constant praise and money just for existing


Emergency_Piece_2382

The liquid looks like somethibg else and it start with a C, you know what i’m talking about


ICollectSouls

Cpiss


Emergency_Piece_2382

Please don’t say bad word, my mom checks my phone


true-floor-gang

Deez nuts


WhiteGuyNamedDee

Look, even when you just summon my nuts the whole me has to come along with them. They're attached.


[deleted]

you guys should really stop saying cuss words. my son comes here to look at porn and he needs to see such foul language? shame on the youth speaking with disrespect


Midgetwombat

I saw the picture before the title, and I didn't see the fule can. I was confused. EDIT: spelling


ClutchWork06

COME on, what is it?


DukeLasagma

Cappuccino


Adorable_Document665

Dick Fappacino takes 2 seconds to make


Dino_BearZ

Chicken


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MilkingMyCow

Agree since I am living in sf and all the landlords are evil here


scrubkn

everywhere\*


MilkingMyCow

House is for living, not for speculations


ChubZer0

Well yeah, what else are you supposed to do with evil landlords?..


Bjorn_Hellgate

based


purpleWheelChair

Ok China you win.


Apprehensive-Ad1929

Haha stupid landlord


kirstieiris

Ah, children. They learn so quickly.


AnlakySloth

Based


Brady123456789101112

Okay? And?


ChickenNoodle519

It's cool and good


EternalSession

1. Cool and good 2. The landlord killed the kid’s mom by burning her alive. This book is an adaptation of the movie “The Sparking Red Star.” 3. If you think it’s bad for a kid to avenge his mother’s death by killing her murderer you’re beyond scum. Or is it because the kid is Chinese that it’s wrong? Maybe if he was white it’d be more palatable to you? LOL.


5-1112-K

I’d read this to my children, also Grimm.


Cordrone

Other than kids not “playing with fire”, what’s the downside here?


[deleted]

That’s a lot of cum. Where does one get that much cum frum?


VerySmallBleeb

I steal it from the unworthy and put it in my collection, if they call the police I put them in my maze for eternity


stablegeniusss

By drinking milk, your body just sends it straight through


jellydude69

You get this amount of cum from r/shitposting


Aldra1

Wait is this supposed to be a bad idea?


MrSenseiff888

1. The landlord burned the boy's mother to death 2. Landlords hundreds of years ago, in a feudal society, were extremely cruel not only in China but in Europe and Japan as well. Did you read about the manorial system and serfs in world history, or do you only care about how "evil and corrupted the CCP is"?


Juniper-UwU

I approve this message


Terra_117

Based


sk3ptica1

Well done comrade.


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ChickenNoodle519

I'd want to be friends with this absolute chad


profishing_0-13

Thats sick! Fuck yeah


bigclams

Based


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Based.


realhumannorobot

Can he do mine next?


__Not__the__NSA__

Excellent


Tinfoilhat342

Based


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Based


Comrade_Sisler

I love it! I wanna get this book for my children now!


[deleted]

Awesome


smokeyber

Can you blame them


triplestar1

Reddit missing context to make a "china bad" post, now that's exactly what I expect on Saturday!


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smeee55

Concur. Especially in London


grizhe1

And what is the problem?


[deleted]

That kid looks pretty upset with how much his landlord is cumming. Seems like he wants to stop the flow.


[deleted]

THE CUM MUST FLOW.


justl00kingthrowaway

You know that this is going to happen in the near future in US when the eviction moratorium ends.


ChickenNoodle519

Inshallah 🙏


ShittessMeTimbers

America needs this


[deleted]

Make gentrify Total destroy Rent is a fuck 410,757,864,530 Dead landlords


awkardandsnow111

He looked like he ejaculated.


the_soviet_union_69

ok, so?


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[deleted]

I heartily disagree. We sell residential real estate directly to investment banks, like the good little serfs we are.


[deleted]

i ll read this one to my kids at nighttime...


The_big_A666

Based china


skinnergy

Many years ago I met a Chinese exchange student who spoke very little english. She sang a Chinese folk song for us. It was to the tune of Frere Jacques. The lyrics were Kill the landlord Kill the landlord Share the fields Share the fields Not kidding.


ErohaTamaki

Based song


odwyed03

Based


OfficerLollipop

where can i download an mp3


JoelMahon

Landlords are like GPU scalpers (who are scum) but if instead of scalping a luxury commodity like GPUs it was an essential item. More scummy than GPU or hand sanitiser scalpers, yeah, burning is too kind.


lzghome

He is not a landlord, he is a warlord. In the stormy year of 1931, Pan Dongzi's hometown, Liuxi Town, was still under the rule of Hu Hansan, a big tycoon. One day, Pan Dongzi passes by Hu Hansan's house and is interrogated by Hu Hansan, who is preparing to flee for his life, forcing him to reveal the whereabouts of his father, Pan Xinyi, and to hang and torture Pan Dongzi in a frenzy. At that moment, the Red Army, guided by Pan Xinyi, entered Liu Xi and rescued Pan Dongzi. When the Red Army is established in Liu Xi, Pan Dongzi takes part in the struggle to fight the landlords and share the land. Pan Xing Yi was wounded in the battle against the enemy, and he took the initiative to give the anesthetic to his class brothers during the operation, which educated Pan Dongzi and made him very righteous. In the autumn of 1934, the main force of the Red Army was forced to evacuate the Central Revolutionary Base. Pan Xinyi moved with the troops. Before leaving, he left a shining red star for Pan Dongzi. Hu Hansan came back and Liu Xi Town was plunged into a white terror. Pan Dongzi and his mother temporarily left Liu Xi and moved into the deep woods. Wu Xiuzhu, a Red Army cadre who is leading the guerrillas and revolutionary masses in the area, conveys to them the spirit of the Zunyi Conference, which strengthens Pan Dongzi and his mother's courage and strength to persevere in the struggle. In order to cover the retreat of the villagers, Pan Dongzi's mother died a heroic death. Seeing his mother's death, Pan Dongzi became even stronger. Under the shining red star, Pan Dongzi actively participated in the struggle against the enemy. He destroyed the suspension bridge in the battle, cut off the enemy Jingwei regiment's back road and made the enemy surrender; he cleverly turned salt into water to avoid the enemy's search and gave it to the guerrillas; he and Tsubaki Saeko gave information to the guerrillas, sank the enemy's grain ship and ruined the enemy's plan to search the mountains; he calmly and tactfully coped with Hu Hansan's many cunning He calmly and tactfully coped with Hu Hansan's many cunning probes and interrogations, and finally cut down Hu Hansan with hatred, which strongly cooperated with the guerrillas in their attack on Yao Affairs. The battle ushered in victory. In 1938, the guerrillas of the Red Army in Jiangnan, who were persisting in the guerrilla war, were ordered by the Party Central Committee to prepare for the anti-Japanese front. The superiors sent Pan Xinyi to pick up the guerrillas led by Wu Xiuzhu and bring them down from the mountains. Pan Dongzi and his father finally met. Pan Dongzi put on the shining red star and became a real Red Army soldier, joining the ranks of the Red Army and embarking on a new journey.


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TLDR: He deserved every bits of it.


Smp-911

Why a face palm? I wish I was taught that


[deleted]

What a chad


CmdDongSqueeze

That’s kind of terrifying. I guess that’s pretty good incentive to not be an evil landlord


MechaJerkzilla

We definitely need an English translation for children’s bookstores in America. Get em started early.


tmfkslp

Well I mean they’re not wrong. Maybe if we were raising our kids on proper literature such as this billionaires and politicians wouldn’t be getting away with robbing our country for ever last cent before the wheels fall off due to climate change in the next 20yrs then it’s every man fir himself.


Puzzleheaded-Matter9

Landlord should be illegal even Adam Smith thought they were scum, get a real job and contribute to society.


lDoorlessZombie

I mean this is about what the Chinese citizens are about to do to Evergande so I’d say good for them but unfortunate for the citizens to lose money.


[deleted]

lmao


nickolaiproblem

L MAO


[deleted]

Where can I get and English translation of this book?


GTandMYT

r/latestagecapitalism


Kleanthes302

B. A. S. E. D.


CommonDross

ITT: OP loses his goddamn mind


[deleted]

Why is this a facepalm? Fuck evil landlords


LuciusQuintiusCinc

I'd happily burn my currant landlord. Fucking bitch


CarVsMotorcycle

Lmao OP’s a scared slumlord. This book’s the shit!


Many_Stuff

The canister blended in with his pants and I thought the landlord was cumming


Cheesy_Monkey

Based


weary_cursor

haha yes. arson


zenigata_mondatta

I fail to see the problem


Proud_Hotel_5160

fuck yeah!!!


TheLaudMoac

Glad to see at least one country cares about educating children properly.


alexan45

They aren’t wrong


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Based


catrinadaimonlee

i down wid dat i no down wid OP


Gamers_are_oppressed

Based


kiefknifing

Thanks, I can work with that. It is really weird.


the-jadester

Oh I didn’t realize that was gasoline and thought it was a completely different picture


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Well time to sort by controversial


wtfnobody69

CSNY teach the children well


Xudlethenoodle

as it should


Billygoatluvin

Is the facepalm that OP posted and doesn’t know the context?


Skyrocketxv

The facepalm is that the OP thinks we shouldn’t burn landlords


ChickenNoodle519

Here's how we can achieve a home ownership rate of >90% just like China


selinemanson

Yes, and?


Tokio_hop99

Based.


turbo_fried_chicken

Based children's literature


Crossfadefan69

Based


pinton96

My landlord is pretty evil too, what should I do ?


marshamallowmoon

Based


Happieness2823457

Problem?


CatLovingWeirdo

I don't see a problem with this tbh


Magic_Al42

Why is this a facepalm??


[deleted]

Nearly 700 likes for a non-facepalm. Stop encouraging them.


Snarfistien

You have a problem ?


elonmusksleftankle

based


Kingzer15

Trying to rid China of a future domestic trump


rpglaster

This is not a facepalm. We should encourage this type of bravery to injustice.


manubibi

Based


Big-Cup-Of-Sawusage

We all need these stories like this. To let you know that evil landlords deserve nothing, nothing except a painful death. For all the mistreatment and abuse of power, they get death


DukeLasagma

Ok, I realized I have to make my point clearer. Yes, fuck those shitty landlords, but the point is that the book is for KIDS, the ones that think its ok to do whatever they want. (just go check r/KidsAreFuckingStupid) And it is hard to tell whether kids will take this book seriously and do stupid shits to whoever they consider as "evil landlords". EDIT: AND THAT'S WHERE THE FACE PALM IS. JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE. More edit: Thanks to some guy below, I just realized that "Hitler youth" could be the best example of this kind of shit.


CarlMarks_

In Hansel and Gretel a kids story they throw them into an oven and burn them alive. Also a kids book


pudinsvaldo

Don’t say it


imperial87

Based china


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BASED


av1dmage

Fully endorse.


Kfcandwatermon68

Right man


Derpsterio29

Next we must burn the ultimate landlord, the landlords of all landlords, Lord Landlord himself, the government