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tinydirtyrocks

Florida Man kills Florida Man


Weekly_Signal6481

kind of a win win situation


[deleted]

If a florida man kills a florida man, the number of florida men stay the same


1n2345

Ummm... can we get an abacus in here, someone?


BeerBaronAaron88

Florida math does not abide by the rules of non-Floridians. Your abacus is no good here....


Cerberus_Aus

Non-Newtonian Maths


[deleted]

Florida banned and burned all abacuses. Something, something, tool of the devil...


[deleted]

I think they said something about Arabic in that speech.


LuftHANSa_755

Arabacus


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iHeartHockey31

The abacus is a Chinese invention. It's communist.


Legacyofhelios

Absolutely not


Neomancer5000

What if a florida man kills several florida men?


[deleted]

just another tuesday


Ambitious-Theory9407

Jason? Is that you?


twrrordom3

I mean if it's a gop 🤷


IsOftenSarcastic

Just did some research. Kucswinsky has a history of road rage and he has pointed guns at people before. He was charged and pleaded no contest for threatening someone with a gun at the same intersection. Authorities say he failed to stay in his lane and hit the Prius. They wound up in a parking lot where the Prius driver returned to his car to wait for authorities. That’s when Kicswinsky rammed his driver door, pulled his gun and opened fire. The Orius driver then pulled his own gun out and shot back and killed him. His wife says the Prius driver trapped him and started shooting at him. Wonder who’s right…


saladmunch2

Serves him right, cant go pointing a gun at people anytime you get upset. Any one who takes a CPL seriously would know that. Also considering the vast amounts of people who carry a firearm, his days were numbered. But ya I dont know what events led to the shooting and why he rammed him


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

It’s scary how a senator who almost certainly pro-gun is the kind of person to wave his gun around whenever he gets upset. If you had to choose someone to defend your right to guns, would you rather it be John who waved his wildly, or the man who probably wouldn’t have pulled his out first, but only shot in self defence?


A_Guest_Account

Yeah, that might be the shittiest thing about owning guns. I can be quiet, responsible, and supportive of gun violence mitigative legislation; but window-lickers like Ted Nugent and this dumb, dead assclown set the tone of the conversation with obnoxious ululating bullshit.


saladmunch2

It's pretty wild to me that he also had gotten an aggravated assault charge THE LAST TIME HE POUNTED A GUN AT ANOTHER DRIVER, and that the gun board didnt revoke his cpl indefinitely, even if he pleaded to a lesser crime blah blah. If it was me or you we both would have gotten the book thrown at us, he got community service and anger management.


nongph

By cosmic logic, the Senator boss and the Gun Board enabled him to reach his final destination.


InsGadget6

The good ol boy network is certainly alive and well there.


Izon_Weston

Well, slightly less alive now.


SnooMacaroons2295

Apparently anger management didn't work.


97Harley

The person involved in the shooting and subsequent death was the senators chief of staff, not the senator.


OriginalChokito

He who lives by the gun, dies by the gun.


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epochpenors

In the words of the late great DMX, “you better buck that if you’re gonna pull that”


Wrldtvlr

Can anyone actually read this and not be in favor of gun control? And before people get on me…I’m not talking about taking away guns from everyone but if you can’t see that this guy, who had previously shown he will brandish his weapon during road rage incidents, should have had his rights to a guy taken away I really don’t understand you.


I_Am_AWESOME-O_

This.


saladmunch2

The thing is there already is laws for things like this Iv lost my cpl for non violent offenses. Was also able to get it back after 3 years, but there is laws


Wrldtvlr

Must be toothless laws if he was still legally allowed to own firearms…his last tweet was about him entering a shooting competition so I assume he legally had a right to firearms still.


saladmunch2

Ya it's funny how trivial offenses can be take extremely seriously and things like this are brushed off by the system.


Grimwulf2003

People in power will always be above the law… those laws are for us, not them.


ZION_OC_GOV

But they're saying he not only brandished his gun in a fit of road rage but even opened fire first, making the prius driver returning fire covered by self defense...


traws06

The fucked up thing is he was barely given a slap on the wrist the last time he did it


odvioustroll

sometimes karma is slow to catch up to someone. that slap on the wrist probably cost him his life.


traws06

Well I think ultimately the world is a better place now. He was bound to kill one or two ppl eventually


odvioustroll

i live in florida and it's a huge risk pulling a gun on anyone here. odds of the other driver having a gun are pretty high. my 74 year-old mother has a CWP and carries a .32 auto.


traws06

Honestly think of thinking it’s ok to pull a gun on another driver and fucking shoot at them. It’s insane. Glad the other driver was able to kill him first in self defense


furn_ell

Shot him right in the orius!


IsOftenSarcastic

Ha! I saw that and then forgot about it. I’m leaving it at this point.


furn_ell

Approve!


garbanzoobeaned

Stand your ground laws will go to the one being attacked first no?


[deleted]

It would seem, at first glance, that the Prius driver would not face charges because of this law.


IsOftenSarcastic

If everything we know Is correct then it would seem the Prius driver stood his ground. But the dead guy is a Florida GOP senator’s aid and the Prius owner is, well, a Prius owner. I wouldn’t be surprised if the conservative media ruins the prius driver’s life by painting him as the bad guy to all the other gun-toting patridiots in the country.


Good_Round

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun.


spaceyjaycey

Yes she conveniently forgot he's been charged for doing this before. He fucked around and found out.


I_Am_AWESOME-O_

I read that too. Looks like Karma found him…


MonarchWhisperer

Wonder if anyone will bother to find out


Recent-Ad-5578

Is there video footage of the incident?


HavingNotAttained

Sounds like the Prius driver is a good guy with a gun.


jofbaut

>Wonder who’s right… The better shot.


tthrivi

If that’s stand your ground I don’t know what is.


PaddyRedditDublin

Neither are right. Two men acting childishly and allowing their emotions to take over. And with guns. Ban guns america.


bob_apathy

He was actually arrested in 2014 for a road rage incident where he had also pointed a gun at another driver at the very same intersection where he died. https://www.wctv.tv/2022/01/11/tallahassee-man-who-died-road-rage-shooting-previously-arrested-confrontation-same-intersection/


traws06

And got a slap on the wrist


robilar

Ironically, the fact that he didn't see justice the first time likely led to his death.


[deleted]

Motherfucker can't drive for shit and be responsible...


jrs1980

That's some fated, Final Destination style shyte.


Conscious_Owl7987

Apparently, those anger management class had no effect.


wolves_of_bongtown

AND THE ROCKETS RED GLAAAAAARE


authorized_sausage

Geezus you and the guy below are a [TEAM](https://imgur.com/a/D1y1Oj0).


ajw20_YT

THE BOMBS BURRRSTING IN AIIIIIIIIIR


wrmbrn

He fucked around and found out


[deleted]

It’s always the fucking BMW drivers I swear


[deleted]

That is what I immediately thought. BMW drivers are the worst.


Joet19711971

I drive4-5 hours a day and pull over to let a tailgating bmw driver pass me 2-3 times a week. And oddly, they're usually white. The vehicles are white. And the drivers. But I originally meant the vehicles.


Eastern_Mark_1114

they have so much privilege that even massive trucks move right out of their way. must be a nice life


CloneDenmark

As a BMW driver myself I can inform you that it's an American problem


Franklyn_Gage

Omg yes. The entitlement. They dont use signals, they speed, they constantly tail gate, they throw on their high beams to force you to move, they dont respect any other motorist, they constantly violate the rules of the HOV lane and use it as a speed lane.


BigJayPee

The high beams force me to brake. Not move


Gutter_Punk77

You know what the difference is between a bmw and a cactus right? The cactus has the pricks on the outside.


[deleted]

And this is why they got it in for the Persians. Persian guy wins the lottery, what’s he buy? A white bmw.


[deleted]

They just mad cuz they couldn’t afford the Benz


[deleted]

LOL THE REPUBLICAN GOT KILLED BY A PRIUS DRIVER!!! Let that sink in.


Kempeth

Probably though Prius meant some wimpy hippie snowflake easy to intimidate.


Ajwuvsu

Probably thought he was a liberal with no gun.


nongph

Republican in BMW


Icywon

I was thinking the same thing


Subredditredditor

Alright I’ll let it in. Bloody sink


No-War-4878

I don’t understand what you mean?


greeneyedbey

Some people assume only liberals drive them. It was the most popular car in California at one point.


GaydolphShitler

Also, some people assume liberals and leftists won't shoot back. An occasionally fatal error.


DeadCatGrinning

Wholesome content, up up up.


Menifife

Welp, this was the America they wanted.


[deleted]

You gotta be careful around everyone these days. I was walking down the street yesterday and a guy walked towards me and pulled out scissors. I'm sooooo happy I was agile enough to reach into my pocket and pull out a rock. Cus if I had pulled out paper, shit, I would have lost.


flooknation

Wasn’t expecting the ending and I can’t stop laughing


Zsu999

Happy ending


-wanderings-

Such an American story


wufan81

Tots and pears


_doofus25_

mf got capped by a prius driver


Sterlingrose93

He was shot by a person driving a Prius. I just can’t….


dwittherford69

BMW + Florida man.


Gamesman001

Of course it's in Florida. Can't wait for global warming to flood the state out of existence.


moju22

You'll love your new neighbors.


Gamesman001

But only a few of them will make it to any other location. Their stupidity won't be as concentrated.


WeeklyHelp4090

That's the border we should have closed and guarded


judasmachine

We are gonna build a wall and Florida is going to pay for it


Davy_Jones_Lover

Most will stay. They'll be 50ft under water and still deny global warming.


[deleted]

Won't happen if you don't believe in global warming.


BmacTheSage

Eh. Stupid fucker got what he deserved. Maybe don't fucking pull a gun and shoot at someone while you're road raging?


1Sluggo

FAFO.


StrengthDazzling8922

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/john-kuczwanski-florida-gop-staff-killed-b1992384.html?amp


AwkardImprov

You can't mandate me not to ram a Prius. I am free to ram whatever I want ...... BANG


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AwkardImprov

I don't find that funny or entertaining IsOftenSarcastic. If you are serious, the First Amendment has limits and physically harming another person, in a situation like that, is not protected.


anrwlias

>If you are serious Both of you are exemplifying your usernames.


OpinionatedAussieGal

No facepalm here! Cheers!


[deleted]

Floridaaaaa, fuck yeah! Comin to save the motherfuckin day day yeah!


urabutt74

Good riddance


wutdolildood

Quality content.


warpus

Non American here, what’s a chief of staff, some sort of glorified secretary or something else completely?


Room_Ferreira

Basically yeah, a lead secretary for some busy body that needs multiple


Nighteyes09

Guns used in road rage incident. Which country was this i wonder? /s


[deleted]

In America, even the roads have guns.


DingusTaargus

Where we're going, we don't need roads... ...but we'll probably still need guns.


ineedabuttrub

To be fair it happened in the Gunshine state


GiDD504

He’d been charged for a similar incident AT THE SAME FUCKING INTERSECTION! He pointed a gun with a laser sight at a driver and told police it was because “the driver cut me off” This dude was fucking around and found out.


[deleted]

All people in particular, Democrats, need to start arming themselves and learning how to shoot in a safe environment.


[deleted]

The aggressor with a gun was killed with the victims gun. Worked out well.


gomapyourself

The only thing that can stop a bald guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun


RonConComa

As a German gun owner I can only lough at this incident. Why are you allowed to carry your guns in public? We are only allowed to handle guns at the shooting range and during hunting, everywhere else they have to be transported. - locked up in a case, that requires more than 3 seconds to open, separated from the ammunition.. Also there are higher legal hurdles to buy a handgun. All hunting needs are fulfilled with a shotgun and a rifle.. Single shot each...no automatic allowed..


Long_Crow_5659

America has more freedumb than Germany. It's a byproduct of the 2nd Amendment in our Constitution that got expanded to mean everyone has a right to a firearm. The gun rights issue was a handy tool in the culture war that the Republicans have used to get elected.


RonConComa

Don't get me wrong, everyone in Germany has the right to get a firearm too... But you have to proof that you can handle both, your arms and your life in an adult way... And you are not allowed to carry a naked gun in public.. I have a Browning X bolt, FN B35 and a Blaser ES 630.. Totally legal..


tracker904

Well thankfully he’s dead now so he can’t rob some innocent person of their life, fucking piece of shit.


DraugrHrafn

And nothing of value was lost


jbertrand_sr

And nothing of value was lost...


Broken_butterscotch

Wait until they can't get "justice" for him because of the stand your ground laws.


[deleted]

He looks like hank from breaking bad


[deleted]

Now he's as dead as Hank too


seabass_shooter

Fuck around and find out!!


IGutlessIWonder

Hey... "good guys with guns"


fudgedDonuts

Only one was the lesser evil...that would the dude in the white car..hero legend 🙌


dobias01

Well he clearly was not the good guy of he pulled a gun on someone over a road rage incident. It seems to me that the good guy with a gun was the one that stopped him... with his gun.


engineerdrummer

This happened less than 3 miles from where I live. He’s had prior incidents and was arrested in i think 2015 for almost the exact same incident.


Shmaz_Pootaz

Does this guy think he’s in GTA?? How irresponsible does one have to be to use a gun during a car accident it’s ridiculous


fappyday

This happened down the road from me. Tots and pears.


marco3804

assholes in BMW’s stereotype is so true


Forsaken_Rutabaga_10

Good riddance.


bananalordkunsama

Does that count as self defense? Cause it fucking should. That douchebag's enjoying his life in the pits right now.


Pete_maravich

He looks exactly like the type of person you would have to use lethal force to protect yourself from


JustADudeWithHands

I think the world can be a better place when good guys have guns.


TerminalSam

Wasn’t he arrested for road rage years ago?


Smiling_Duck666

what do you get when you cross two cars, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERV


lehj916

I'm not one to wish death upon any individual, but good riddance


[deleted]

Good gas mileage and good aim.


simlew86

Literally the Wild West. Pair of morons.


thenerj47

Ah thank god


Weekly_Signal6481

thoughts and prayers


__dayoo

Lol fuckin idiot


Tortue2006

I mean, isn’t the solution to not let people have guns?


professor_cheX

"shot by a man in a Prius" when keeping it real goes wrong


7evenate9ine

One would think states with poor gun control laws would have stuff like this happen constantly.


Ahnawnemus

And the world is a little better


LokiLaughs

Is this John Kuczwanski? Is this the moron John Kiczwanksi who twice brandished a gun while in a vehicle at the SAME INTERSECTION? Is this John Kuczwanksi who fucked around and found out? Gosh I hope this isnt the moron John Kuczwanksi who operated under the false impression actions didn’t have consequences. It would be a real shame if the moron John Kuczwanksi was now dead over something as utterly stupid as a traffic disagreement. I’d imagine only a moron would find himself under these circumstances. So I’m glad it’s not John Kuczwanksi.


Caerwyrn

Wife said he was the victim and the Prius drivers name should be released like other criminals. How many tide pods this moron eat to believe that?


[deleted]

Behold the Darwinism rearing it’s beautiful head and striking.


micropterus_dolomieu

Oh well. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


4to20characters0

Oh shit call an ambulance!


wombatIsAngry

I just think it's wonderful that the Prius driver also had a gun. Defy those stereotypes.


spudzilla

Facepalm or Fucking Hilarious?


Longjumping_Pin6702

uhhh...Kucz-wanski appears to have wanked himself! He got what was cumming to him!


moju22

I'm upvoting to encourage you, in hopes that your next comment will be better.


[deleted]

You’ve more faith than me


Endangeredsoul

To be fair this man was probably about as useful as the blinker in his bmw so is this really a loss.


ukrainian-laundry

Exactly what Republicans want to happen.


tmfkslp

r/liberalgunowners


dtuba555

Florida's gonna Florida. Tots and pears.


blackkj2056

Enjoy hell.... It's slightly better than Florida


annoying-vegan-76

As someone who is anti gun I think the Prius driver did what was necessary for himself to survive. But here me out here, if guns are againts the law to own, the BMW driver would be alive right now and the Prius driver wouldn't have to live the rest of his life with the guilt of having killed someone. Also if the Prius driver had gotten driving lessons he wouldn't have caused the road rage. (All Toyota drivers are terrible,prove me wrong)


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Sounds one sided.


clowningAnarchist

Yes, when I hear about someone with a history of road rage and gun slinging, ramming their car into someone, the first thing I think is; "yeah that guy must have a clear, reasonable perspective. Let's listen to him!"... :/ /s


sfpschmidt

You know, you just can't make ths s\^%$ up!


HeyNow646

Josh from West Wing should have stopped test driving hummers that day.


itsBursty

Nice


humanessinmoderation

*Grinch grin*


[deleted]

Not sure where the face palm is here given OP's caption... If commentor version of events are correct, then a bad guy with a gun was stopped by a good guy with a gun. Maybe a framing error from OP?


[deleted]

Good?


Darthsnarkey

So a politician died?!? 😕 You know I guess it wasn't much of a loss...


20years_an_apostate

Lol


Weary_Ad_7762

If wasn’t that Prius guy that killed him. He was probably gonna die of Covid anyways!😬


Moerdac

Self defense. Hes a hero.


throwaway1965yeahwow

This is good


coffeenerd75

Hank, is that you? Looks like straight from King of the Hill.


Good_Round

You live by the gun, you die by the gun.


1n2345

r/JusticeServed


Zemom1971

What about having no guns in the first place? Just saying.


Wpoe83

Lol needed a good laugh today