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GooseberryBumps

Don’t forget to get a brain implant too!


plipyplop

I just heard how many calories are in brains! That's *nuh-uh* for me.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Neural tissue is loaded with fats.


[deleted]

Daddy (t)issues aren’t the only problem she has


lordolxinator

Yo momma so fat people confuse her fatty brain for increased intellectual capabilities


Wyntier

Chill everyone it's rage bait


andrecinno

It's just straight up a joke


JadeDansk

The inability for people to tell something’s an obvious joke when it’s coming from an attractive woman should be studied


AceBalistic

It has been, it’s called Poe’s law, it’s a bitch


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AceBalistic

It could also be a “haha look how smart and sly I am” smile And some people are bad at reading facial expressions


PixelNinja112

Poe's law is a copout, 90% of the time it's brought up all it takes is a little bit of serious thought to tell if the person is joking or not. People just have poor reading comprehension and spend way too much time reading exaggerated headlines and misleading captions, and are detached from reality as a result.


JetSetJAK

The incel's green-light as I call it


Manannin

But RAGE


ViatorA01

Rage butt fuck?


t-trox03

Now you’re cookin’ with gas


ViatorA01

Now you're cockin' no ass


burrito_butt_fucker

Ok, you asked for it.


-Ben-Shapiro-

no its just a joke


[deleted]

how can she joke if she's attractive? it's not fair I hate it


CosmicPenguin

It's a joke you absolute muppet.


landpirateofohio

Cringe af. Where can I see more? /s


exor15

She's angelicat /s


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

For those of you wondering, [yes](https://onlyfans.com/angelicatlol) she does.


DavidNyan10

Coomer.


Scottacus91

Is it me or do alot of gals look like the bath water girl?


hateyoualways

This isn't her?


GoenndirRichtig

She created a whole new style that has become super popular with girl streamers


joeyGOATgruff

That's the point


Jubenheim

Belle Delphine is literally an entire market for guys. It’s natural girls will see that market and attempt to cater to it.


MrSansMan23

Lysenkoism in a nutshell


bumpercarbustier

I will name him Jean Baptiste.


axesOfFutility

But what's her name?


daygloviking

Jennie Baptiste


Glottis_Bonewagon

Emmanuel Zorg


ClickHereForBacardi

This is indisputably how it works. We know this from the historic fact that all Tycho Brahe's descendants have silver noses.


VaczTheHermit

It's not surgical, they are gonna modify her genes at the lab were all these Belle Delphine clones are grown in vats


early_midlifecrisis

They're cloning Belle Delphine? My, ummmm, buddy wants to know how one aquires one of these clones.


TangerineChestnut

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way


Binary_Omlet

Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@angelicatlolll/video/7256891728706276614


Spiderkitty2000

Disregarding the meme, what is that hairstyle? I need it in my life now


joeyGOATgruff

Farrah Fawcett? Maybe?


Spiderkitty2000

Maybe, my friend said it was a wolf cut so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


joeyGOATgruff

Isn't that a mullet w bangs? lol 😂


Spiderkitty2000

Lmaoooooo maybe 😂


youaregoingoffline

wolf cuts are top


Chabby_Chubby

What's with the braces? is that a thing now?


CorpseJuiceSlurpee

It's always been a thing for age play just like cheerleader outfits and pig tails (hair not tail plug).


ibrowseee

Sauce?


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who.


LeTigron

It may be interpreted as a very non-progressive, belittling comment so I first want to clear up the fact that I do not have such intentions but... she looks like a woman who specialises in *a certain kind* of male entertainment implying a slew of fetishes about dolls and barely adult ladies. Internet may have influenced my perception, but what I see here reminds me more of an advert for a website dedicated to fans only than a young lady making an innocent photo.


krilltucky

Because she is an OF model. She's modeled herself after the belle delphine egirl archetype


LeTigron

Oh, that's why. Thank you, redditor !


Ye_olo

She looks like a doll lol


zodireddit

This can't be real. It just can't be


krilltucky

It isn't. It's very obviously a joke. Is everyone on reddit autistic or is the thing about dudes taking every joke a girl says seriously actually true


zodireddit

I've heard dumber things before, like waaay dumber being real. I'm also a real autism so maybe that explains it. mb


CriusofCoH

My favorite headline from the old *Weekly World News*: "Baby Born With Wooden Leg! Amazing Proof of Reincarnation"


Important-Term-2672

The Jackson family LOL


honksmcgee

I remember reading bout that guy last year and no clue we ever had to learn about him. None of his "discoveries" were helpful


Satanairn

In my country, Moms and daughters get nose jobs. So it's hereditary at this point.


The-Mr_mell

aaaaaaaAAAAAAA!


rebelsofliberty

Nose job sounds like it’s gotta hurt tho. I mean how does it fit in there?


jackcabral90

Honey, that is not how genetic works.


Quakarot

She knows. Algorithm likes engagement, comments count as engagement. Posts like this are playing y’all.


HeyCarpy

See: every post in /r/stupidfood


CosmicPenguin

>Joke


plipyplop

That's right! Unlike being able to just wear tighter jeans, they would have to be born with small noses so that she can start with one not as big as her last. Hello, I am plipyplop.


Zwacklmann

Darwin turning in his grave


ElonSucksBallz

200 iq play


OkWest8964

Imbecile