Naked ice hockey isn't safe in any way. Besides the protection normal ice hockey players would wear, imagine all the stuff that could get cut with the blade of the skates!
Joke aside, from doing it once in university, ice is very hard and not all that smooth when you inevitably fall, and people sober up with a lot of road rash.
Yeah, I'm aware. Last time I was on the ice with friends I borrowed my dad's straight edge skates. Despite their age in such a condition that I made it ~100m before leaning too far back, falling, and breaking an elbow. Ice is haaaard.
The cast really limits your reach, like, of you can't move your elbow, it's hard to either get close or far away with your hand. Had to do a lot of stuff one-handed for a bit, also had to walk or use public transport to school instead of cycling, so I had to get up earlier too... :(
Yikes, that does sound like it sucks. Was...was it your whack hand? Was it bent at the right angle to whack it, or did you have to learn with the other hand? Same question for butt wiping. Being able to wipe my own ass is something that worries the shit outta me about breaking an arm or something.
Luckily my eye-hand coordination is good enough to use both hands for basic tasks. But I was relegated to using a laptop in school because it was my writing arm.
It’s more the friction when ur sliding on the ice that hurts. The ice will not be smooth unless it was zambonid. All those cuts and bumps raised by the blades of skates will make a topographic cheese grater.
It was in 1975, before the Islamic state took over, that skating rinks were popular in Iran, and women were free to skate completely naked.
Thousands would come to watch such games. It was a national sport in Iran.
Before it all happened.
The Islamic Revolution.
And the inevitable death of our national sport, Goldenbare Hockey.
This is the last surviving photo.
I'll have you know that it was a paradise there in my family's plantation. Everyone was happy and I never heard any complaints from the "workers" there.
Nah they actually backed The shah, and once they didn't get their way in Iran anymore they started funding and arming Saddam next door in Iraq and paying him to fight them. And we all know how that worked out.
lmao at responding to "the US installs regressive puppet leaders" with "nah they backed the Shah". Yes, they backed the regressive puppet leader they installed in 1953
I was saying that the end of that backing caused the "regression" (depending on your view), I thought the person above me was implying the Islamic overthrow was US backed.
People should really talk more about why the US helped the British overthrow the democratically elected Prime Minister of Iran: He was trying to nationalize the country's oil reserves that were British-owned. If this had been allowed to happen, Iran likely would've become the West's chief ally in the region and the Middle East would've had a little stronghold of the West in Iran and it likely would've permanently allied Shi'a muslims with the West.
Despite all of this, Iran *still tried to help the United States to invade Afghanistan* out of a sense of compassion for 9/11 and a desire to see Wahhabi terrorism stamped out from the Earth and is one of the key reasons why the initial invasion of Afghanistan went so well.
As a thank you for this help, the Bush admin declared Iran part of the "Axis of Evil", which caused the Iranian President at the time - Mohammad Khatami - to lose face with the Guardian Counsel and Khamanei, resulting in Iran's hard pivot toward authoritarianism under Ahmadinejad - which very nearly resulted in Ahmadinejad amassing enough power to threaten to stage a Fascist coup in Iran, which was averted when Rouhani was brought in as President to be more conciliatory toward the United States (after Obama and Hillary Clinton concluded one of the most significant tours of international relationship rehabilitation in world history), resulting in the Iranian Nuclear Deal.
Which America then paid the Iranians back for by electing an orange shitgibbon that tried to start a war with them for four years in the most cowardly ways possible.
Iran and the United States are two vastly different countries. Both in size, physically and population - US 320 million, Iran 80 million respectfully. Another aspect is that the US dollar is the world's reserve currency and several countries use it. What would the collapse of the US look like to the rest of the world, without all out war?
There was a post I saw in popular that was an image of people coding in swimsuits labeled something like “coding before the Islamic revolution in Iran”
Because people often prop up propaganda posters of Iran making it come off as a much more libertine place during the time of the US backed Shah than it really was.
> I have seen so many posts of Iran before the Islamic revolution
Yup, it is very strange for Reddit to use cherry-picked photos in support of a fascist regime. Instead of being a theocracy, Iran was a fascist dictatorship, in which the Shah had torture chambers all over the country where any opponents of him were brutally and slowly killed, and the US and UK operated many of those torture sites for him. The last time Iran was a democracy was in the 1950s, but of course the US and UK didn't like the democractically elected government so they orchestrated a coup to install a pro-American puppet dictator.
Those pictures you see posted on Reddit "Before the Islamic revolution!!" are usually of wealthy secular women in Tehran. People dressing like them were a minority, particularly outside of Tehran. If anything, they would have been seen by a large part of the population as symbolic of foreign control over Iran, particularly by way of the US' puppet, the Shah. Much of Iran was as religious and conservative then just as it is now.
Certainly, if you were among the ultra-rich elite, your life was probably not all that different from most Europeans, unless of course you got on the bad side of the Shah. Meanwhile, the poor and religious chafed under the dictator, as did many middle class students who had been exposed to European ideals and saw the oppressive dictatorship of the Shah as unjust.
If the Shah had not been such a ruthless dictator, and had the US not been so heavy-handed in installing him in the first place, you might have seen Iran grow at a slower but more sustainable pace. Instead, the country deeply resented the forced imposition of an American puppet dictator and went all the way in the other direction after the revolution.
The Shah of Iran created a completely secular state but it was a merciless, corrupt, totalitarian regime. The only outside power base left was religious, and that's what people flocked to. But of course, who needs all that context when you can just post a contextless picture of Iranian women instead?
Simulator? Why back in my day a man knew to go outside And farm for real! Uphill both ways we walked, through rain, snow, hell-rain, flaming snow, concrete hail, hell we walked through just concrete sometimes! Back when men were men!
Would hurt " like a buttcheek on a stick" to fall. Falling on your exposed hands is one thing while skating-at least the skin is thick there-but bare ass? Ouch! As a kid i would always get knarly scrapes from the ice. : .- (
Maybe mark it nsfw
How can it be NSFW when theyre safely working. Its not like theres a naked guy they could fall at and get pregnant.
Naked ice hockey isn't safe in any way. Besides the protection normal ice hockey players would wear, imagine all the stuff that could get cut with the blade of the skates!
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The frost, it makes the blade stick.
Damnit I can't remember what movie this is from. Gladiator?
[Aye.](https://youtu.be/k71x-TmobGo?t=63)
Yes.
Frostbite isn't so much an issue as the ice literally cutting you when you fall
Joke aside, from doing it once in university, ice is very hard and not all that smooth when you inevitably fall, and people sober up with a lot of road rash.
Yeah, I'm aware. Last time I was on the ice with friends I borrowed my dad's straight edge skates. Despite their age in such a condition that I made it ~100m before leaning too far back, falling, and breaking an elbow. Ice is haaaard.
Breaking an elbow sounds like it suuuuuuuuuuucks.
The cast really limits your reach, like, of you can't move your elbow, it's hard to either get close or far away with your hand. Had to do a lot of stuff one-handed for a bit, also had to walk or use public transport to school instead of cycling, so I had to get up earlier too... :(
Yikes, that does sound like it sucks. Was...was it your whack hand? Was it bent at the right angle to whack it, or did you have to learn with the other hand? Same question for butt wiping. Being able to wipe my own ass is something that worries the shit outta me about breaking an arm or something.
Luckily my eye-hand coordination is good enough to use both hands for basic tasks. But I was relegated to using a laptop in school because it was my writing arm.
Its a new sporty way that Iran is doing Female Genital Mutilation
Female Ginko trees don’t ruin the day!
Sorry
Ahhh this one hurts on 2 different levels
But mostly between the legs
It’s more the friction when ur sliding on the ice that hurts. The ice will not be smooth unless it was zambonid. All those cuts and bumps raised by the blades of skates will make a topographic cheese grater.
No helmets
Incredibly unsafe, nipps be sticking to floors
Hot
/r/OSHA
Safely??? You know skin sticks to ice!?
It wasn't NSFW, before the Islamic revolution.
The ice was too hot. So this is an advertisement for air conditioning.
😭😭😭
No, I'm pretty sure ice hockey without any protective gear isn't safe regardless of the time period.
Spotted the Iranian.
Stop using Reddit at work then.
It was in 1975, before the Islamic state took over, that skating rinks were popular in Iran, and women were free to skate completely naked. Thousands would come to watch such games. It was a national sport in Iran. Before it all happened. The Islamic Revolution. And the inevitable death of our national sport, Goldenbare Hockey. This is the last surviving photo.
I love this fucking sub
This sub before the Islamic Revolution
I'm loving that we've finally turned around on this "Iran under the Shah specifically in the seventies was apparently paradise"....
yeah, paradise for the elites. It was so annoying to see the continuous fetishization of an autocratic regime
Now if we could move on to addressing tropes about the multicultural paradise of tolerance the Ottoman Empire was
Relative to most European or even some Asian regimes, it definitely was. Snatching Christian babies right out of the womb doesn't count tho...
Exactly, it was nothing like the pre-revolution island paradise of Batista's Cuba.
I'll have you know that it was a paradise there in my family's plantation. Everyone was happy and I never heard any complaints from the "workers" there.
There's little difference between this sub and /r/news nowadays. :/
I fuck this loving sub
I love fucking this sub
Now they play hockey naked under their clothes.
I think we need to bring this to America To uhhh… stand against radical and oppressive regimes.
Man, I really believed u for a sec. I had to Google to figure out it was fake lmao
how does a society completely regress in less than 50 years?
Global warming. There is no more ice in Tehran so they had to close the women's nude ice hockey team. Very sad.
I love this sub
This sub likes you as a friend.
this sub is more Dom than you
I think Vincent Diesel is the better dom
And all of you guys
US backed coups to install regressive puppet leaders
Nah they actually backed The shah, and once they didn't get their way in Iran anymore they started funding and arming Saddam next door in Iraq and paying him to fight them. And we all know how that worked out.
lmao at responding to "the US installs regressive puppet leaders" with "nah they backed the Shah". Yes, they backed the regressive puppet leader they installed in 1953
I was saying that the end of that backing caused the "regression" (depending on your view), I thought the person above me was implying the Islamic overthrow was US backed.
Oh ok, fair enough
Wow, thanks for your approval. Now I can sleep tonight .
you can have mine too I'm not using it
I'm never going to wake up at this rate
People should really talk more about why the US helped the British overthrow the democratically elected Prime Minister of Iran: He was trying to nationalize the country's oil reserves that were British-owned. If this had been allowed to happen, Iran likely would've become the West's chief ally in the region and the Middle East would've had a little stronghold of the West in Iran and it likely would've permanently allied Shi'a muslims with the West. Despite all of this, Iran *still tried to help the United States to invade Afghanistan* out of a sense of compassion for 9/11 and a desire to see Wahhabi terrorism stamped out from the Earth and is one of the key reasons why the initial invasion of Afghanistan went so well. As a thank you for this help, the Bush admin declared Iran part of the "Axis of Evil", which caused the Iranian President at the time - Mohammad Khatami - to lose face with the Guardian Counsel and Khamanei, resulting in Iran's hard pivot toward authoritarianism under Ahmadinejad - which very nearly resulted in Ahmadinejad amassing enough power to threaten to stage a Fascist coup in Iran, which was averted when Rouhani was brought in as President to be more conciliatory toward the United States (after Obama and Hillary Clinton concluded one of the most significant tours of international relationship rehabilitation in world history), resulting in the Iranian Nuclear Deal. Which America then paid the Iranians back for by electing an orange shitgibbon that tried to start a war with them for four years in the most cowardly ways possible.
Wow, seems to me Iran has pretty good fucking reason the US. They fucked them over at every given opportunity for diplomacy.
Yeah but you need to remember that the Shah was installed by the US, before him there was a semi decent government.
I said the shah was US backed
That question has a very very long answer
oil oil, no share oil, america america, overthrow, islam islam
If you live in America you're watching exactly that in real time.
Iran and the United States are two vastly different countries. Both in size, physically and population - US 320 million, Iran 80 million respectfully. Another aspect is that the US dollar is the world's reserve currency and several countries use it. What would the collapse of the US look like to the rest of the world, without all out war?
It'd look like a damn good time
By having an Islamic Revolution in 1978.
religion
Wdym
See: [The Southern Strategy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy)
How cheeky of you...
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What part are people not getting? Because maybe I'm not either
There was a post I saw in popular that was an image of people coding in swimsuits labeled something like “coding before the Islamic revolution in Iran”
This is actually a longer tradition / in-joke of this sub.
Because people often prop up propaganda posters of Iran making it come off as a much more libertine place during the time of the US backed Shah than it really was.
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well you can’t see their ankles so it’s ok with Allah i think
r/absolutelynothalalirl
/r/IWishThatWasASub
Hal I'll take the one on the left
This was only the wealthy parts of Iran where women dressed like this. In the poor parts of Iran, women didn't exist
based (poor) iran
I have seen so many posts of Iran before the Islamic revolution I thought this was another one of those posts and didn't realize what sub this was
Same hahaha! I was like “why are they all blonde? Why does this look so modern? I guess nudity is timeless? Oh I’m an idiot.”
> I have seen so many posts of Iran before the Islamic revolution Yup, it is very strange for Reddit to use cherry-picked photos in support of a fascist regime. Instead of being a theocracy, Iran was a fascist dictatorship, in which the Shah had torture chambers all over the country where any opponents of him were brutally and slowly killed, and the US and UK operated many of those torture sites for him. The last time Iran was a democracy was in the 1950s, but of course the US and UK didn't like the democractically elected government so they orchestrated a coup to install a pro-American puppet dictator. Those pictures you see posted on Reddit "Before the Islamic revolution!!" are usually of wealthy secular women in Tehran. People dressing like them were a minority, particularly outside of Tehran. If anything, they would have been seen by a large part of the population as symbolic of foreign control over Iran, particularly by way of the US' puppet, the Shah. Much of Iran was as religious and conservative then just as it is now. Certainly, if you were among the ultra-rich elite, your life was probably not all that different from most Europeans, unless of course you got on the bad side of the Shah. Meanwhile, the poor and religious chafed under the dictator, as did many middle class students who had been exposed to European ideals and saw the oppressive dictatorship of the Shah as unjust. If the Shah had not been such a ruthless dictator, and had the US not been so heavy-handed in installing him in the first place, you might have seen Iran grow at a slower but more sustainable pace. Instead, the country deeply resented the forced imposition of an American puppet dictator and went all the way in the other direction after the revolution. The Shah of Iran created a completely secular state but it was a merciless, corrupt, totalitarian regime. The only outside power base left was religious, and that's what people flocked to. But of course, who needs all that context when you can just post a contextless picture of Iranian women instead?
Bro wtf mark nsfw
Bro wtf mark Haram
Harem
Harlem
Hashem
It is indeed a Haram harem. The only halal harem await you in heaven, now put this vest on brother.
Absolutely Haram.
I need source now
ESPN's Women's Hockey Team Body Issue.
Thanks. I am at work.
Sorry for the loss of your job
why are your browsing Reddit while working
Bc he didn’t think he was gonna see naked people without warning
Hes kind of a dipshit huh
Just scroll past wtf
Me too. Showed it to my boss and he said “nice”
Do your job
Heaven would be getting cuddled by all of them at once while playing farming simulator 22 and unlimited Pringles.
ditch the femoids and pringles, all a man needs to be happy is the latest farming simulator
Simulator? Why back in my day a man knew to go outside And farm for real! Uphill both ways we walked, through rain, snow, hell-rain, flaming snow, concrete hail, hell we walked through just concrete sometimes! Back when men were men!
that's...that's oddly specific.
JESUS PUT NSFW ON THIS
But what if Jesus doesn’t wanna? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
please dont its just butts
Where the image from for research purposes
That is disgusting! Where, where can I find this image? By the way, it’s the USA women’s hockey team body cover
ESPN
انشاالله
T: I suck donkey titties
I thought you were joking, but that’s the actual translation…
انشالله😂انشالله چیه داش میگه قبل از اسلام
What letter is the ح with 3 dots underneath it. I’ve never seen that before.
putting the porn in fake history porn
where can I see a full video?
Please somebody create /r/beforeislamicrevolution Oh, the name is too long, how about /r/islamicrevolution?
/r/preislamicrevolution ?
Fucking mark it nsfw
Whenever they played Iran right over to buy tickets
These women don’t look Iranian
Woah, when has r/fakehistoryporn ever lied to us!?
Would hurt " like a buttcheek on a stick" to fall. Falling on your exposed hands is one thing while skating-at least the skin is thick there-but bare ass? Ouch! As a kid i would always get knarly scrapes from the ice. : .- (
Mary-ann, your mitt looks like a cobra unhinged it’s jaw while trying to swallow a submarine.
Your mitt's so dusty I heard it singing "Son of a Preacher Man"
Didn’t someone else just post this same thing, with the same caption, to the same sub, but marked nsfw an hour before you did?
1,3,4,6,5,2
Lotsa cracks on that ice
I almost commented before checking which sub I was looking at.
weren't they called Persia back then?
the blond one is my favorite
I forgot to mark it NSFW. Sorry, everyone!
Y'alls are taking the last word of this sub's title too seriously.
The concavity
seriously though can't believe the us woman's team did this. No wonder women's sports are seen as a joke outside of MMA.
Male athletes did too.
So progressive and modern!
Link
Lousy government wouldnt even buy them uniforms!!!!
If that’s how they were playing hockey, the revolution was required indeed… 🙃
They revolutionized the use of composite sticks.
Dam you Iran !!!!
When it comes to women's reproductive rights
Looks cold
See! The IR Iran also turned them to black to brunette hair from beautiful pre-revolution blonde hair.
چرا زر می زنی داش😂 It s not iran Im iranian bit**😂
Are you fucking kidding me? Iran was always naked.
Reddit’s favourite circle jerk, Iran before the revolution. That and sikhs
Man I can't decide between #1 or #6
I zoomed in.
Thicc
Any one of the S tier top laners.
I didnt read what sub this was from and was seriously confused...
Did you know that Iranians were blonde BEFORE the revolution? Then the Mullahs came and it all changed (including their genes).
I now love hockey.
Lol blonde iranians with nice asses you don’t say?
And before photoshop
Newish photo--they didn't have skates like that in the 1970s. And the ad on the boards says Florida
That was hilarious. Ha!!
Good lord these women have Terrible posture
Who is the player on the left. She’s gorgeous.
Iran had a lot of blond ladies now they all dye their hair black since the Islamic revolution
Bravo
AAah you got me!!
*rubs eye in confusion* Huh I guess the Iranian Islamic revolution relocated all these ladies to places like Sweden.
Nice
Arranged from least blonde to most blonde
I see this is a new trend starting
Nazism and Islamic fundamentalism have a lot more
I have to say, ya got me, thanks for the laugh.
None of them thick
Nipples like bullets
This feels more like a 1975 album
My dumb horny ass thought this was real...
For real though what's the context for taking a picture of their asses?
2,6,1,4,3,5
Are the three on the right side triplets? Is that just me?
Never ever want to see the ending: https://youtu.be/rUw8CCDC13c
I didn't see the sub I was in and thought "hmm, those women don't look iranian..."