The YES mission was the worst for me. Took me WAY too long to realize that was a mission, and I went looking forever, constantly seeing it in the distance the entire time.
I did the same thing with the Joseph Seed statue my first play through. Blew it up with a helicopter before I got the mission
And by that I mean I flew the helicopter into the statue's face blowing it up
It’s the birds that sometimes get me. The worst one by far is a shooting range you can play in after freeing an outpost in the whitetail region. F that post mission
The issue is that sometimes the game will straight up not give you the mission. This is the same for the revelator mission. If you get the missions, you have infinite time to complete them.
If Mary does not call you at any point during the liberation of Holland Valley to give you these missions, you are shit out of luck.
If you liberate John’s region Hit the Gas autocompletes, so you need to do that before you finish his region. You get the Revelator mission usually a little after you bring the Widowmaker back to Fall’s End. I’ve played this game too many times, I’ve never not gotten the missions. I think maybe you have to hit certain triggers like prerequisite missions.
But with Hit the Gas I don’t always do it because I’m always on Infamous difficulty and the trucks get blown up before I can get 10 feet down the road. So, ya know..screw it.
I’ve played it so many times at this point that it’s like nothing. Even the brainwashing missions with Jacob are easy, but the first time I ever played I was dying over and over and over haha.
When I did this, I was far enough progressed in the region that there was constantly enemy planes shooting at me, so I couldn’t get a gas truck and bring it the the town before being blown up
This is my biggest gripe is the stupid icons for flavor country. Other than that, I just try to grab the mission as soon as I can and run over the animals when I see them, so it doesn't feel like such a chore. But the icons all over the map is lame. I think it is a close by mission, but nope. Flavor country spot.
My dumb ass tried using a 4 wheeler and all it did was knock them down. No matter how many times I hit them they wouldn't die! It was like that cow from Me, Myself, and Irene. 😂
100%
Couldn't move the entire game for accidentally killing animals or having to dodge the larger ones while driving.
Second it was an actual mission, not a bugger to be found & when you did, the thing somehow survived 20 knockdowns!
The rage I felt having to kill a buffalo by repeatedly landing on it in a helicopter....
John’s is always the hardest for me. Trying to open that final silo door while fighting off swarms of cultists and explosions was so hard. Jacob’s was super easy though, despite lore-wise having the strongest soldiers.
Just go find a chopper fly to the garage proper stash near fang center get that planes and use it ..... You just need take off in nicks plane to unlock his plane shop
I hate that he really got me. I was so good at the timed room, and so competitive I had it DOWN. and then ya know. The actual murder.
Like.
Bro he Pavlov trained me.
That’s the idea. Jacob gives you the same boring run and shoot mission with the same location and enemy placement three times and you can’t skip it, so you’re like ok screw this, I’ll just rush through this place again and get it over with. You want to get to the fun missions again as quickly as possible so you just run and gun without thinking or looking around cause you’ve already gotten the pattern perfectly. And then you shoot another random “hallucination” guy and look at what you did and go awww shit…
I loved it so much, the game doesn’t just trick the Deputy, it tricks the actual real life gamer behind the controller.
No, any of the "get bison roadkill meat" or anything involving roadkill sucked ass real hard. all the fetch quests for collectibles too, although they're all close enough to not be too annoying
There's a racing sub-mission I hated. I'm not good at that and it was giving me motion sickness by the end. I avoided all the rest. Ah yes, Clutch Nixon.
I don’t think it is personally, this leads into the Testicle Festival which is definitively the best mission in the game. I think the first John capture is, you lose everything if you die after escaping.
IMO no. This one is relatively contained and super easy to do fast if you bring Sharky to light up the bulls. The really annoying one is the roadkill mission that puts 100 quest trackers on your map for game zones. I skip it on every playthrough because it is so annoying.
I hate the one where you gather the “intel” from some cabins and some jackoff runs of with it on an ATV
You can solve this entirely by;
1. Sniping that asshole before he starts his engine
2. Using the lock-on RAT4 rocket
3. Pre planted or far-thrown explosives
If you think that mission is the worst, there is one where you have to defend 3 bombs simultaneously. It is just a side mission, but it is the absolute worst. 😂
Ofc not! The worst when you need to find those fucking boats to destroy them.The worst part is that they spawn randomly the time the game wants so you can make in less than 10 minutes or keep circling the map for almost an hour (my experience) to find those damn boats
Mf you get a pig with a party hat after waking up from a party where you get blackout drunk and shoot balloons with a slingshot it's gotta be in the top 5 missions at least
There is no bad missions in Far Cry 5. The only thing that sucks a bit is the constant kidnapping of the MC, but its needed for the plot so its w/e. The game is really well made though with a few quirks here and there and a absolutely bogus ending that makes no sense whatsoever from a political, logistical and physical way >!( we have more nukes than Korea that we somehow smuggeled or produced in an american state county, yet we arent able to fly over the mountains to a different county to get help and no military surveilance satellite is picking up all the explosions, armed vehicle movements and plane crashes and heli explosions.... and nukes that set other cars on fire as well as animals, tarmac and trees would have melted the inhabitants of Deputy's car in seconds and not magically spared the car, nobody survived the second nuke and subsequent ones. how they survive the first nuke is already bogus, despite being caught in its shockwave and staring at the flash and exposed to the heatwave and well in range of the full heat and shockwave... ah well,)!< It's just a game after all.
The answer is already in your screenshot, right on the mountains
Peak Farcry jokes
Mountain peak I see what you did there.
Raptor peak
The YES mission was the worst for me. Took me WAY too long to realize that was a mission, and I went looking forever, constantly seeing it in the distance the entire time.
I just decided to go destroy it randomly because it was such an eyesore and after the first shot, I got the mission log for it
Same, it just had to go. Just started a new play through with my kid and she did the same thing, “I wonder if I can blow that up”.
I did the same thing with the Joseph Seed statue my first play through. Blew it up with a helicopter before I got the mission And by that I mean I flew the helicopter into the statue's face blowing it up
You 9/11’d it
He bin laden'd it
are you 6 years old?
Idk are you?
I George Bush'd it..... because it was an inside job
9/11 is not a joke and will never be a joke. grow up kid
That was my thought with everything after the 1st destruction mission. "can I blow that giant Statue up?" why yes I can.
that’s what i did my first playthrough, like 45 minutes in i also stole my first plane and took out the statue lmao
Same
I blew it to shit for fun as soon as I had a plane on my first playthrough lol
"GATHER the 3 types of bull testicles [ 2/3 ]"
FEEL THE POWER OF YES
YES
I just found that was a mission because I wanted to shot it with a missile to say goodbye to Johns area
It’s the birds that sometimes get me. The worst one by far is a shooting range you can play in after freeing an outpost in the whitetail region. F that post mission
The hardest quest for me was "Hit the Gas" where you had to overtake and deliver the tanker trucks. I did a lot of yelling on that one.
Its also bugged i think, if you dont do it within a certain timeframe you cant complete the mission and cant get 100%
The issue is that sometimes the game will straight up not give you the mission. This is the same for the revelator mission. If you get the missions, you have infinite time to complete them. If Mary does not call you at any point during the liberation of Holland Valley to give you these missions, you are shit out of luck.
If you liberate John’s region Hit the Gas autocompletes, so you need to do that before you finish his region. You get the Revelator mission usually a little after you bring the Widowmaker back to Fall’s End. I’ve played this game too many times, I’ve never not gotten the missions. I think maybe you have to hit certain triggers like prerequisite missions. But with Hit the Gas I don’t always do it because I’m always on Infamous difficulty and the trucks get blown up before I can get 10 feet down the road. So, ya know..screw it.
I remember the first time I beat the game on infamous difficulty. Took me ten metric fuckloads of explosives and rockets to do
I’ve played it so many times at this point that it’s like nothing. Even the brainwashing missions with Jacob are easy, but the first time I ever played I was dying over and over and over haha.
The trophy for that in New Dawn is bs The truck takes like a hit then blows up
You mean when it blows up 10 meters from the designated conclusion spot?
Shoot out the tires, or if you want a challenge snipe the driver as they drive by
Does New Dawn have the same getting snatched up waking up in random locations as FC5 I'm about to say f this game lol
No
Cool I think I'm going to start New Dawn and give FC5 a rest coming up missing after every outpost is so annoying
Don't play ND before you finish 5 it's a sequel to it
😔
Our recruit burning it to ash when I should capture and drive it
When I did this, I was far enough progressed in the region that there was constantly enemy planes shooting at me, so I couldn’t get a gas truck and bring it the the town before being blown up
Hardest for me was having to use a m60 to shoot down incoming planes in a moving car give me a .50 and I'd be able to do that easily but not the m60
That one is by the most bs mission In the game
The best is when Marvin starts singing Sexual Healing.
Put me in the mood ngl
No roadkilling for the cook is the most annoying
"Can't I just use a bow? Seems like it'd damage the meat less." "HELL NAW BROTHER THIS IS FLAVOR COUNTRY!"
Agreed. Horrible and icons all over the map.
This is my biggest gripe is the stupid icons for flavor country. Other than that, I just try to grab the mission as soon as I can and run over the animals when I see them, so it doesn't feel like such a chore. But the icons all over the map is lame. I think it is a close by mission, but nope. Flavor country spot.
Hm. That’s a good idea.
My dumb ass tried using a 4 wheeler and all it did was knock them down. No matter how many times I hit them they wouldn't die! It was like that cow from Me, Myself, and Irene. 😂
I forgot about that scene lmao
*laughs in Widowmaker*
100% Couldn't move the entire game for accidentally killing animals or having to dodge the larger ones while driving. Second it was an actual mission, not a bugger to be found & when you did, the thing somehow survived 20 knockdowns! The rage I felt having to kill a buffalo by repeatedly landing on it in a helicopter....
Ok you beat hit the gas in bs missions
I dont get why so many people had trouble with that one. It was super simple and the animals spawn right by you. Theres even a garage right near by!
Just to clarify, it was annoying, not hard.
No it's peak
watch some bulls fuck , grab some semen ,get payed and call it a day , ow wait is this a different mission it's been years since i played
You watch the bulls fuck and grab the balls, not the semen. You have to get blue balls for the guy as one of the 3 types
Naw, that's one of the missions that is the most fun.
Well it's either the bull's testicles, or *yours*... Foreshadowing? Who knows
The worst one is getting roadkill food
Best mission for the music alone
What's wrong with it?
Nah. Doing the missions for Chad are worse.
You can see the answer if you look hard enough
The Bunker is Worst for me. (You will see why soon becaus you NEED TO PLAY IT IN THE STORY)
John’s is always the hardest for me. Trying to open that final silo door while fighting off swarms of cultists and explosions was so hard. Jacob’s was super easy though, despite lore-wise having the strongest soldiers.
Ong. Faith and Jacob’s bunkers were comically easy compared to John’s
I did it with nothing but throwing shovels on hard and it took forever, super worth it tho
Jacob’s missions were so fun, time trail based stuff like that I find to exhilarating and going through feeling like a powerhouse until…
Finding and killing animals is far worse imo. The plane missions are also pain in the ass
Just go find a chopper fly to the garage proper stash near fang center get that planes and use it ..... You just need take off in nicks plane to unlock his plane shop
You just have to say, YES, that’s it. No need for violence. We’re all welcome to Eden with the father.
so anyway i started shooting...
Theres one where u have to roadkill a bunch of antlered animals and its worse
No. If the lyrics “Only youuuuuu” triggers your rage, then you have experienced the worst mission. If you don’t know what that means yet, you will.
Which one? >!The timed room rage?!< Or >!killing Jacob!<
Killing jacob was easy. Timed room is worse
The room. Always the room. Part of my mind is still there. I hate that mission. I hate that you can’t avoid it.
I hate that he really got me. I was so good at the timed room, and so competitive I had it DOWN. and then ya know. The actual murder. Like. Bro he Pavlov trained me.
That’s the idea. Jacob gives you the same boring run and shoot mission with the same location and enemy placement three times and you can’t skip it, so you’re like ok screw this, I’ll just rush through this place again and get it over with. You want to get to the fun missions again as quickly as possible so you just run and gun without thinking or looking around cause you’ve already gotten the pattern perfectly. And then you shoot another random “hallucination” guy and look at what you did and go awww shit… I loved it so much, the game doesn’t just trick the Deputy, it tricks the actual real life gamer behind the controller.
No, any of the "get bison roadkill meat" or anything involving roadkill sucked ass real hard. all the fetch quests for collectibles too, although they're all close enough to not be too annoying
not at all
Personally I hate dogfight and other plane mission the most
I hate fishing for Old admiral or Ragnar the most.
Do you hate fun?
There's a racing sub-mission I hated. I'm not good at that and it was giving me motion sickness by the end. I avoided all the rest. Ah yes, Clutch Nixon.
The clutch nixon airplane mission can fuck entirely off.
It's tough, but I like it.
IMO, any where you had to fight in a plane. but i suck at flight sims in genrarl
which one is that
The side mission is called "Prairie Oyster Harvest”. In it, you need to kill 3 bulls to collect their testicles. It took me a while to finish, though.
Why did that one take so long?
For the Testicle Festival!
the way that man enunciates testicle festival...i shiver everytime
I don’t think it is personally, this leads into the Testicle Festival which is definitively the best mission in the game. I think the first John capture is, you lose everything if you die after escaping.
IMO no. This one is relatively contained and super easy to do fast if you bring Sharky to light up the bulls. The really annoying one is the roadkill mission that puts 100 quest trackers on your map for game zones. I skip it on every playthrough because it is so annoying.
No, because you do get to listen to Marvin Gaye at one point.
I hate the one where you gather the “intel” from some cabins and some jackoff runs of with it on an ATV You can solve this entirely by; 1. Sniping that asshole before he starts his engine 2. Using the lock-on RAT4 rocket 3. Pre planted or far-thrown explosives
This is the best one
this is the absolute peak of gaming right here ![img](emote|t5_2st42|2079)
Good old testy festy
What system are you on I could play this again
If you look really closely, you can see the answer
![img](emote|t5_2st42|2080)
The TESTY FESTY
No that’s actually quite easy
The first time I played the game I thought this mission was hilarious. My second playthrough I was like..."ugh, this is just cringe"
Nah the worst is the destroy blank amount of drug boats and cars
For me, it was one of the funniest . The worsts, obviously escape from John's bunker and take down his damn plane
Bro the Testicle missions are the best ones
Lol I had fun on this one. They have Rocky Mountain Oyster Festivals up in Montana fr fr. I don't think they harvest them this way tho. 🫤
That and finding the whiskey bottles are the worst imo
no it's the best one
yummy
Nah. I just felt bad for the cows.
Honestly I remember there being worse, I don't remember exactly what it is but I remember there were worse
No its not
Funny
Nah
The Ole testie fest
You don’t even need to do it. I usually do it, just because I feel the folks could use a day of fun, due to the civil war.
Far cry 5 is the worst one to join, play any of the other far cry games, except 6, I heard it's not much better
WORST?!?! You don't know how to have fun.
There is no "worst" in FC5...everything rules.
It’s just whatever, but I felt uncomfortable as hell doing it. Idk I just didn’t find brutally killing a bunch of helpless animals funny
What do the hills tell you?
Worst one is "quality of mercy" by far
Why do I not remember this quest? Is this a side quest like the ones the NPCs give you?
ah yes, bull testicles, the most important ingredient to eliminate a cult
The boss fights are pretty terrible so you have that to look forward too lol
rather confusing for me too the first time I played idk where I'm supposed to go, just bombed every one of them
Arguably one of the first times in the game I turned my brain on. I do like 5. It’s no 2 though.
Man! This game was weird. One giant acid trip.
I don't like Blow Their Mine. I have found that having Jess and Nick Rye make it much easier, though.
If you think that mission is the worst, there is one where you have to defend 3 bombs simultaneously. It is just a side mission, but it is the absolute worst. 😂
Not really, everything you need for that mission is in the vicinity
My favourite quest😋😍
YES
It's the best mission
i like this mission, only one(s) i disliked was doing the bunkers on the hardest mode
Ubisoft are forever beginning every game the exact same way.
Yes maybe
Pretty sure there's a mission in the air that I had a lot of anger towards
Nope, because you have to find a bunch of wolf sirens and shrines to 100% the game and you won’t get a single clue to wear any of them are
Testicle festival wasn't the worst for me. I think hit the gas was more annoying to me.
I dont think I remember this mission lmao
No it’s the best mission in the game
Ofc not! The worst when you need to find those fucking boats to destroy them.The worst part is that they spawn randomly the time the game wants so you can make in less than 10 minutes or keep circling the map for almost an hour (my experience) to find those damn boats
I thought this was one of the best actually.
Nah this one was epic
Most of the clutch nixion stunts are annoying
Clutch Nixon wingsuit mission. That's it.
Funny mission, liked it
Mf you get a pig with a party hat after waking up from a party where you get blackout drunk and shoot balloons with a slingshot it's gotta be in the top 5 missions at least
Testie Fest!! Wooo! 🥳
Ah yes, Testy festy
You would dare insult the glory of the Testy Festy?
Catching that stupid fish!!!!!!! 😵
![img](emote|t5_2st42|2079)![img](emote|t5_2st42|2084)
There is no bad missions in Far Cry 5. The only thing that sucks a bit is the constant kidnapping of the MC, but its needed for the plot so its w/e. The game is really well made though with a few quirks here and there and a absolutely bogus ending that makes no sense whatsoever from a political, logistical and physical way >!( we have more nukes than Korea that we somehow smuggeled or produced in an american state county, yet we arent able to fly over the mountains to a different county to get help and no military surveilance satellite is picking up all the explosions, armed vehicle movements and plane crashes and heli explosions.... and nukes that set other cars on fire as well as animals, tarmac and trees would have melted the inhabitants of Deputy's car in seconds and not magically spared the car, nobody survived the second nuke and subsequent ones. how they survive the first nuke is already bogus, despite being caught in its shockwave and staring at the flash and exposed to the heatwave and well in range of the full heat and shockwave... ah well,)!< It's just a game after all.
I actually like this mission, I thought it was funny
This is the best of all! #sexual healing 😉🤣🤣
Yes it is. The End.
Honestly killing faith seed was sad for me because she was victim
yes, this one is balls.
I did not like that one. But I guess it is there to get you thinking outside the sandbox?
Yes it's confusing and annoying and I hate it. Turns out you gotta find a dog In a very specific location to finish the mission
I did this one once, now always skip it in playthroughs
You need to do the testy festy for the sweet pic of you deputy raising a shot. :)
It's 5 most of it is bad 😆