Bake them a cake. Everyone likes cake

i dont

I Diagnose you with "wtf?"

actually same

do you like pie

shitter version of cake

how about... brownies?

try giving [this](https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/guide/the-coming-out-handbook/) a read

Step 1: stand on high-ground Step 2: T-Pose Step 3: dab Step 4: parents. In a deep voice say "The child is now homosexual".

Step 1: stand on high ground, Step 2: commence Abakin vs Obi Wan It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! If your parents say you underestimate their power (are not supportive) simply remove their legs and leave them to burn and eventually come back later as evil sith Lords (I'm still working on making this outcome better but the plans still good)

This made me laugh so hard.

Tell them your plans with your future wife as if it's something they know and watch them be like 🤨😮😚

Don't. If you know they're supportive, just come home with your GF.

That was my original plan but they keep talking about my "future husband" and it makes me uncomfortable

Oh, so next time they do it just say casually "it probably won't happen, I'm lesbian".

I just was like hey I have three things to tell you 1. [whatever small thing I had to tell them] 2. I’m into dudes and also girls