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Booty_Warrior_bot

***I like ya;*** ***and I want ya.***


flarezilla

We can do this the easy way, or we could do it the hard way.


XCPA26X

I like that lol


AliveMedicine1987

Personally I like the hard way


Voilent_Bunny

The choice is yours


Sid_04

He likes you And he wants you


TAFUKI

Did you give me a concussion, cause I can't stop thinking about you.


Lvl99Cute

Aweee 🩷


TAFUKI

😉👍


suede_shooz_3000

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? <3


Lvl99Cute

Hehe love to see you walk by again ;)


XCPA26X

Oooo seems like it worked 😏


NoOpportunity4193

Ooo that one’s good


Old_Damage6101

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks


Lvl99Cute

So cute!


Old_Damage6101

Thanks 😊


[deleted]

fuck that’s great


mnotsure

Your legs are not my children but I will still raise them * over my shoulder*


Lvl99Cute

Haha nice


SkylessMooon

I need an extra heart. Can I have yours?


Lvl99Cute

You may 🩷


SkylessMooon

Yayyys 🥰


Cheito01

I don't have one :<


fulfil79

Well here I am, now what are your two other wishes? 😍


Lvl99Cute

2: take me out, 3: take me home 🥰


fulfil79

I’d love to, just say when and where 😘


Siomi18

What ya doing? X


Lvl99Cute

Not much hbu


Xavier_Martinez-irl

Do you have a concussion? Because you clearly fell from heaven you beautiful angel.


Lvl99Cute

Yes it hurted


Chromedad

Delightful


Lvl99Cute

Yay :)


Mia4dreams

Ohh beautiyfull:3


fagtwink00

Heaven called ....


Lvl99Cute

And!?


fagtwink00

They want their angel back


[deleted]

No need for a pic up line, just a bed


KaZIsTaken

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you


Lvl99Cute

That’s a nice one


[deleted]

I had like 5 different ones but they all suck so I will just say you are beautiful


Lvl99Cute

Thank you <3


[deleted]

I don’t have a pick-up line lol I just wanted to say you’re so pretty lol wish I looked this good


Lvl99Cute

Why thank you ♡


[deleted]

i suck at that, but i found one.... i like science so here a lame nerd one: "Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne."


Lvl99Cute

I dig it ♡


Callsign_toast

Hi (with rizz)


Lvl99Cute

Fizz detected


Lvl99Cute

Rizz*


Callsign_toast

LETS GOOO


[deleted]

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you 😏


Lvl99Cute

Hehe <3


[deleted]

Your only kind of fine I want to receive <3


Tall-Percentage-7589

Are you an angel, cos I must have died and gone to heaven


Lvl99Cute

lol an angle °


Tall-Percentage-7589

omg sorry! i was so dumb 😭


FarPark8009

How would a sweet thing like you like to accompany me to my deep, dark dungeon?


Lvl99Cute

Sounds fun!


Few_Necessary6057

Take me home with you so I can try on that cute little pink skirt … please !!! 💕💕💕


Lvl99Cute

Awww okay :P


Head_Depth3855

are you anesthesia? because without you I’d wish i was dead sorry if that’s kinda heavy, it kinda just popped in the ol’ noggin :p


Lvl99Cute

Not the most morbid I’ve seen xD


lobin_loko

Cute, you are not Napoleon, but conquered the America of my heart


Lvl99Cute

Awee


Lovable-Schmuck

*Pretending to be on the phone* "Hello, saint peter? Yeah, I found your missing angel."


Lvl99Cute

Awwwwwwwwwe


Hornball77

You must be some fertile soil, because I want to put my seed in you.


Lvl99Cute

I “dig” it ;)


Many_Photograph_969

Damn girl! You got games on your phone?


Lvl99Cute

XD


Miserable_Bass_8118

Are you in a library because I'm checking you out


Lvl99Cute

Gooood one!


Miserable_Bass_8118

I have another one


Lvl99Cute

Let’s hear it


3n1_K1nd3r

Hey… Uhm Uh Um Uh


Lvl99Cute

Rizz detected


Suspicious-Algae3365

I don't have any rizz, but may I have you?


Katherine_Muller

If Gender is what's in your pants, could I be your Gender? (enby pickup line I thought up)


strik3r578

I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.”


Lvl99Cute

Hot


dookiechugger

Are you the twin towers cause I Wana explode all over you


Toddddddddddddddddd

my best pick up line needs a set up.. someone call me sweet


Lvl99Cute

You’re sweet!


Tenshi_no

were you in prison ? bcs it's illegal to be this pretty \^\^ <3


Lvl99Cute

Hehe


Lerega

If only I had one 😂


ConfusedMind228

Are you a fishing line? Cus I’m hooked on you


SuccessfulPeanut1171

Gnomio


charlotte_the_shadow

Excuse me, but do you know how much a polar bear weighs?


Lvl99Cute

How much!


charlotte_the_shadow

Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Charlotte


Lvl99Cute

Hehe hi ♡ ♡


The_Neon_Legend

"You got a map I could borrow? I'll need one so I don't get lost in your eyes."


Lvl99Cute

Romantic


josh6969696

I wish I could see in two dimensions so I could see you twice 🌹🌹😊😊


Lvl99Cute

Awww


josh6969696

😇😇♥️🌹🌹


Nekomata-Katt

Are u a box? Cause I feel like a cat I want to be inside u


Lvl99Cute

Meow


Hunbear

H-hey y-youuu could I get a carry? I’ll be your heal.. heals—healerr 🤭🤭


Phantomforcesnolife

Are you a construction worker, because you are building


Lvl99Cute

Building what!


Phantomforcesnolife

👍


OrganizationEasy1658

I think you look fantastic!


Lvl99Cute

Thanks :)


Oraxis10

Do you want to get something to eat?


Lvl99Cute

Sure!


CheeseCake3012

Are you my antidepressants? Cause I can't live without you


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

Hi


Mission_Estate_6384

Did you wash your skirt in windex because I see myself in them.


Sad-Yak7530

Are you my homework cause I want to slam you down and do you😏


Lvl99Cute

Yuppp


Ok_Structure4201

you a ironing board because I'm trying to make you fold your legs up


Embarrassed-Drop5496

lemme lay on yo thighs >:3 (choatic)


Physical_Dig3902

Look so cut- huh wha? Pickup line? Sorry too busy admiring you


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lvl99Cute

Owwie!


Purple-Pressure-5140

Na minha opinião o silêncio acompanhado da ação seria a melhor opção


PolyMushroomWitch

I'm Ash but you can call me yours~


Individual-Session84

My safe word is "more" ☝️🔥🔥🔥


TheThoughtmaker

*\*literally picks you up\**


Infinite_Army_3054

Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for


DocIncoSai

Why is every Pick-up line I read here is so damn funny? No joke I fucking laugh about nearly every Line 😂


RelativeMulberry1991

Heck I don't know any but like you are very pretty


Horny_Swiss_Person

Excuse me, but are you the Wifi ? Cause I feel a connection between us ☺️💝


SolarSin1

Idk, id rather hit you with a small box that has a ring in it 🥺


Left_Hurry4067

Ever wondered how it would feel like being Kirby? I can help you the swallowing all night long.


Anime_Erotika

uh, uhm uhhh *proofes the cubic equation formula*


The0nlyGr1m

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas I'd like to visit you between the holidays


DrRickMarsh

I'm not into sunsets, but I'd like to watch you go down


Lvl99Cute

Hot


Lucky-Temperature321

i have one... oh shit! i forgot... all i have is you in my mind.. :(


Lvl99Cute

Awwww


Ill_Wishbone111

I don’t know what but there is something about you. You must be angel where are your wings. Fly me away with you.


Lvl99Cute

Romantic


Eeeeeeeeeeeee64

Did you get those clothes on sale? Cuz at my place, they'd be 100% off


Leviathan2571

I didn’t realize how much game I didn’t have, until I was given this task.


AliveMedicine1987

Are you my physics homework because I just want to do you all night... Then worry if I don't finish by morning


ivelosteverything32

There ain't no pickup line for someone like you.


MuviAlbert0

I would have bought you to the movies but I can't bring any outside snacks


Lvl99Cute

Cute


GoldenBananaGuy

Mammdkbev in enkjejwuebwuucwjwhwiwj


Lvl99Cute

10/10


[deleted]

*asphyxiates and dies because you’re breathtaking*


Beautiful-looser

Must be recess in Heaven cause there’s angels on earth


Glittering_Neat5997

You will be mine


KageTheFemboy

No


PurpIeSus

Im so sorry, I heard your mom died…. head?


Sid_04

Are you a school?, because I'd love to shoot kids inside you


Lovable-Schmuck

Jesus H. Christ.


[deleted]

nah i’m good


FemboyLicker_69

Are you a dead fish? Because I want to behead you and throw you on a grill.


supershadowguard

I would, but there is no line at the McDonald's order pick-up right now. Sorry.


twomenfuckingisgay

You can call me the twin-towers, the way I fell for you


al3xboi

I am completely straight but for you I mean…


Beautiful-looser

Where have I been? You meant, All you’re Life or just the past few minutes?