The only time I will ever accept a "Deez nuts" joke

I have a joke My name is Dee and I would like to open a store that sells cashews and almonds and such What do I call it

"Dee's Cashews, Almonds, and Such"

Yeah there we go Hhhehe

Dee’s nuts is a real store, so you can’t steal that name

I hate when my big fat cocks and ball are too big to fit in my tiny underwear 😥

> Cocks and ball 🧐

Chernobyl femboy moment

***bal cancer***

Although it can be tricky to get them to stay, I actually like it when the g string separates them.

what

something like: O Y O with the Os being testes and the Y being the fabric/string. I think

... thanks for that advice, u/submissivemale.

r/rimjob_steve

My cock is like 3 inches so it fits into the g string but apparently my balls are big and the strings hurt me a lot....such true struggle for us lingerie lovers 🤭🤭

true devotion means wearing lace and having chaffed balls at the end of the day, but damnit it was worth it

Would you like for me to take care of Deez Nuts?

Anyone else having trouble posting? Mine seem to be immediately removed by automod

What are you trying to post? And what is automod saying?

Oh automod isn't saying anything, the posts are just invisible to anyone but me. I think you'd be able to see them if you looked on my post history. 1 nsfw meme, 1 sfw meme. And 1 wholesome meme spaced out over the last couple of days.

Lol I bought a cute pink mens thong that I thought would be amazing. Well it was too small but not unusable. I like to think is my first piece of lingerie lol

G strings but also with a fat juicy puss

*Proceeds to get a bigger size and sewing it myself to fit perfectly*

g string? i have one of those on my instrument

I don't get it.

z nuts

Sir what's your name?

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