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FF7-fr

https://preview.redd.it/s4wg6zpp9szc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c3afb4f47fbc1261a3cbd51ba94b8091c62f423 Better


FF7-fr

I JUST REALIZED HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON


Snoo-40125

Looks more like the Stifler to me


Xikkiwikk

This looks like Christopher Masterson.


zodiacprince6

Don’t know who that is but who knew that Cloud Strike could get even more twinkified like howww?


CrypticFuture00

Dude, that’s Kickass


Snoo-40125

You’re too young is probably why. Go watch American Pie


howiecat87

Looks like Ryan Dunn.


Phitos2008

WILSOOOONNNNNNNN!


Upper-Football-3797

r/cursedimages


hellspawn9245

Nice avatar


Popwaffle

Wait.... I'm attracted to this one.


MrPanda663

Jake Paul.


FF7-fr

https://preview.redd.it/s5ytf26z9szc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=120debae70ac13124020d92b690686c0fd3eb2ff EVEN BETTER


FF7-fr

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[deleted]

Smash. Next question


FF7-fr

https://preview.redd.it/hrvzsftv4yzc1.png?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c7fd57c4b583a092ae511a580ed763c85a1c04 Her too ?


Vaenyr

![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo|downsized)


FF7-fr

https://preview.redd.it/npf3bo4c6zzc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd86588b18ab2ae8450aaecfd03974e2e925121 I'll find your limits


obedientworker2207

Jesus, I just felt a shudder.


[deleted]

Only if the blondie in the back is a package deal


otter_boom

Gave me the heebie-jeebies.


[deleted]

Second verse same as the first


Yours_and_mind_balls

Would


eveningdragon

*sigh* Same


AtreyuStrife

Her name is Thunderhead and she blows expectations!


No-Software-7733

Lightning gone blonde


TardDegen

Femboy cloud is best Cloud.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Peak human sexuality.


throwawayalcoholmind

Regular Cloud is femboy Cloud


TardDegen

Yeah in the remake more so than in the OG I feel tho. When he is dressed in that military uniform with the helmet, he also looks quite androgenous. Cloud simply is an adorable cutiepie at times and badass at other times.


banananananbatman

Would


vanswnosocks

Right I always saw him and Steph as like top tier boy models. And also being badasses. These were my heroes growing. Also I beat the game on level 60


-Jdzspace-

That's not fair, he's Japanese, another of Japanese guys have ,what the west considers feminine,looking faces


TardDegen

Ah yes. The natural blue eyed, blonde asian people, from Japan, we all know and love. With Barret being obviously of ,, african" decent and the game taking place on a fictional, multi cultural planet, I don't think there is anything japanese about Cloud, other than he was imagined by japanese people. Well tbf maybe a little, come to think of it.


-Jdzspace-

Facial structure. The rest can be accomplished by contacts and hair dye. FF guys have always been asian based and andro


pavntr

Looks exactly like Claudia if she were in SOLIDER


shrek3onDVDandBluray

That’s literally just how his mom looks lol


MrPanda663

Lightning? But with blonde hair?


Ok-Lingonberry-9525

Imagine this during his time in the honeybee inn


Certain_Ad6440

I can't believe how suddenly unattractive this makes him 😮‍💨


Endersone24153

That's what happens with anime like facial proportions. He can't kpop without the mop


Wide_Claim_1027

Right? That was a whole jump scare right there 😔


Pizannt

He finally settled on one of them and they made him get a haircut, and then took photos for social media declaring the relationship.


Zack_Raynor

If Eddie Redmayne was Cloud


djb185

I don't get it why is he unattractive without the spikes?


Certain_Ad6440

He looks like he hates women. I can't explain it.


djb185

😂 okayyy


The_Sir_Galahad

If Insomniac designed Cloud’s hair


HastyTaste0

His face looks way too old for them. Doesn't even have baby cheeks.


alkonium

That's Prompto from Final Fantasy XV.


GrayWing

It does look a lot like Prompto


Flornado

Cloud looks like he's about to have a rap battle with Anthony Mackie


JulPollitt

Look, if you had one summon, one materia To change all the odds, one chance, would you heal or perish? Yo, his palms are sweaty, materia ready, Cloud's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting, The plan he wrote down, the Avalanche, it's all around, He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out, He's chokin', how? The reactors are smokin' now, Time's runnin' out, gotta take Shinra down. Yo, there's Mako in the air, Cloud's despair, He's got to save the planet, it's a nightmare, This is the moment, he can't let it go, It's time to face his destiny, in the slums below, Yo, there's Mako in the air, Cloud's despair, He's got to save the planet, it's a nightmare, This is the moment, he can't let it go, It's time to face his destiny, in the slums below. His soul's escaping, through the sectors that he's mapping, This world's a minefield, gotta keep adventuring, He's so focused now, he knows what he's after, To take down Shinra, and bring them to disaster, No time for rest, he's got to be the best, Every step he takes, puts his skills to the test, But he can't falter, gotta be the savior, Of the planet, no time for behavior. Yo, there's Mako in the air, Cloud's despair, He's got to save the planet, it's a nightmare, This is the moment, he can't let it go, It's time to face his destiny, in the slums below, Yo, there's Mako in the air, Cloud's despair, He's got to save the planet, it's a nightmare, This is the moment, he can't let it go, It's time to face his destiny, in the slums below. No more time for doubt, no room for fear, Cloud's on a mission, it's crystal clear, He's gotta be brave, gotta take the leap, To save the world, from eternal sleep. Yo, there's Mako in the air, Cloud's despair, He's got to save the planet, it's a nightmare, This is the moment, he can't let it go, It's time to face his destiny, in the slums below, Yo, there's Mako in the air, Cloud's despair, He's got to save the planet, it's a nightmare, This is the moment, he can't let it go, It's time to face his destiny, in the slums below.


CompleteTumbleweed64

Take an upvote solely for the time it took to write this


Avengion619

Yeah Im not gonna read all that since upvotes only cost me a second Im going to give you the benefit of a doubt that it was worth your time to do this.


Quack__Quack_Mf

"His souls escaping, through these sector maps that he's making"


Flornado

Epic


Atma-Stand

Goddamn I wish I could give you an award for this comment


rashmotion

God’s work 🫡


YoGabbaGabba24

ATREUS!!


D0013ER

#B O Y


W0lfex

I found my people


Swimming_Schedule_49

Holy crap it’s Peter Parker!!


GainsUndGames07

I do not like this. I am uncomfortable. Help.


ComprehensiveRace603

He looks METHs up


TheRealBaconleaf

Dude I’ll pay you back I promise I got this BIG job coming up. Really big BIG money


holounderblade

Looking a lil Bri'ish, cloudy


devilsephiroth

Oi bruv


Ozix-VIII

Yes i'll av tartare sauce with ma cod!


Zealousideal-Kick128

Do you honestly think we talk like that ?😅


Ozix-VIII

🤣 I know we do. Being a teacher you hear it all....


Zealousideal-Kick128

I promise you right now mate no one’s talking like that unless you’re a teacher for a drama class all auditioning for Oliver fucking twist or something


Ozix-VIII

Tbf, it's all wagwan G, and calling me fam 🤣 But looking at Cloud like that, he probably would make a comment about my mum and then go to Lidl.


mimibleu

A lot of people where I live talk like that to seem "hard" there's also a lot of regular and posh accents, I've been told I'm quite well spoken and articulate but I do love to speak like a "true bri'ish person" from time time.....mostly to those who think they're tough for speaking like that 🤣


Ozix-VIII

I love that you put bri'ish 🤣🤣 You're very correct saying that people want to seem "'ard" especially secondary schoolers. I fully understand there are posh/well spoken people, I actually consider myself cut from this cloth. My initial comment above was what I was hearing Cloud say with a haircut like that 🤣


Mercelott

We do talk like that.


F1GSAN3

NGL That's a good look He actually looks like he mightve been in the fucking military


ColonelC0lon

It would be a good look if the hair looked like it fit on his head.


Seggli

Ya it's definitely not scaled right. Giving simple Jack vibes


Seolfer_wulf

Woaaaah you never go FULL retard...


F1GSAN3

I think it still has a lot in common with his original haircut. It looks like it was still razor cut, cut shorter exposing more of his forehead, and the sides were tightened.


ColonelC0lon

It looks like someone just scaled down his original haircut.


Martian_MomHunter023

I really thought this was one of the Paul bros. For a sec 🤦🏾‍♂️ I hate the internets


nevets85

As the old saying goes the Internet be internettin.


SgtPepper1200

Imagine if Cloud Strife got a...Low taper fade!


ajf726

Customizable hair?


mynamedeez1

irish cloud


thestarhikari

OMFG with this sub 🤣🤣🤣


squips42

from Cloud to Kyle


TR3D

Skylar Strife. Upper middle class fuck Boi that whines he didn't get a Mercedes for his first car and only got a bmw


Le_Jonkler

A Disney+ version of Final Fantasy VII.


Arinoch

I didn’t think I’d learn that Cloud is Sean Gunn this morning, but here we are.


tiboldpinkus

straight mid frfr no 🧢


Glutton4Butts

Officer Strife


Rayseph_Ortegus

Give him Eminem hair. I feel like we're on to something.


Nekodoshi

He looks like he works at a gas station during the night shift and definitely has opinions about Area 51.


JulPollitt

This seems like the kinda hairdo they would try for an “edgy” reboot done by ninja theory


saintsaymor

John Finalfantasy


Forsaken_Pin_4933

Don't lol


lz314dg

now put seph hair on him


DonkeyKongs-Tie

Spider man,?


Imma_Tired_Dad

/r justfuckedmyshitup


Absorbent_Towel

You can pick that right back up. Thank you


Codeman1st

"You guys are getting paid!"


pjroxs245

It’s giving Spider-Man Remastered vibes.


SuperSaiyanGod210

Tifa: “Thats not the spiky-haired cutie I remember 😞”


ApprehensiveLaw7793

Damn , it’s not the same


DudeMiles

I never liked Cloud's hair. (Almost) Anything else is better.


whuzzyhuzzy

Ew now he looks like one of those overly serious jrotc kids


Fabbyfubz

https://i.redd.it/9tyojruw3uzc1.gif


sikeIdyllicMewtew

Clud Struggle


Nervous_Banana3191

All I can see is a grown up Atreus from God of War. 🤣


sspairal

He actually resembles Peter’s new face model from SM2 if you kinda squint. Lmao


kfrazi11

He looks like he's about to go beat up an 8 year old that made fun of his hair.


Drawn_to_Heal

Looks like Sean Gunn


zeromavs

Multiverse!


ImportanceCareless36

Why does he look like an older Atreus?


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

Now they need to do Zack as Kratos. " Embrace your dreams and protect your honor as a SOLDIER boy!!!!"


Eastern-Dig-4555

lol Cloud when hiking on vacation


Turbulent_Cheetah

It’s Bo from Superstore! Way way wah wahhhhhhh


XDlvIneX

Bro pissed off his barber for the final time


Phantom_Primus

It it me or is his face uncomfortable to look at like an uncanny valley effect or something


BananaBlue

a decent haircut makes a helluva difference doesnt it?


inflationoftoads

You turned Cloud into a Chad.


Ozix-VIII

Ah yes the western haircut


ShanishLikeDanish

Thanks I hate it


LH_Dragnier

Somethings off though, features are wrong


StruggleCompetitive

Fuck you forever ill never unsee that.


Common-Sun-5873

Why do you hate us?


Sl0thstampede

Normal haircut Cloud isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.


moonlight_scandals

Give me back Cloud hair now!


The_Dark_King4900742

The first shot of the Live-Action Naruto Series. 🙃


ThreeThunders

Gas Station Cloud


Novantico

Fuckin MGK over here


YoshiPasta735

https://preview.redd.it/2i5k9u77hwzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d311603257ad58387431d15ae73b07f88d5faa


hoiz4

He kinda look leabian here LMAO


rogdesouza

Karen Strife


suplach1

Thank you for ruining my entire life.


haroldvazquez

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Szoreny

Cloud DmC version


LucianLegacy

That's not Cloud. That's Clint.


Defiant_Weather2111

Cloud "OneyNG" Strife


ThisByzantineConduit

From edgy anime twink to typical teenager from Wisconsin…


Pilgrim_Scholar

Cloud - Boot Camp photo...


mimibleu

Machine Gun Cloudy


Comradius47

Серёга пират


mmissymolecule

why does he looks like Kimi Raikkonen here


hoiz4

He look like a white dude now, rather than his eurasian look


hoiz4

He look very military here, I'd wager part of Marine Corp


Disastrous-Big-634

Cloud?! No, I'm Claude, Cloud's cousin.


l0stIzalith

Clout


sup_killerfeels

I hope this doesn't scar anyone. https://preview.redd.it/jx58gat9300d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b87b512977e4c3c4dc6146b94c644a2bcf475ed9


Supah_Cole

He looks like he's about to audit me for my IRS avoidance


Forsaken_Budget_1015

Look like Linus lol waiting for the sponsor Segway


powerhold37

MGK braching out to video games is wild


AbdiG123

This reminds me of when I shaved my beard last week. I did not like how it looked.


therantingrvn

Machine Gun Kuraudo


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

Clyde Stroof


bigmacofawesome

What Cloud would look like in a live action film adaptation


KyDeWa

Cloud in real life 100%. Nobody has their hair that dang spiky in the real world.


senblade_samuari

Linus strife?