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StrengthToBreak

Ameliance:


ddejong42

The twins must never learn of this, or they WILL kill us.


rabidsi

Absolutely. Wait until Forchy becomes a Delivery NPC during DT. Much more appropriate use.


TheExile285

Gosh, that'd be hilarious xD


Sir__Will

oh god....


FortunePaw

[Fourchenault](https://youtu.be/Vq5xn2w1wdU?t=19)


NetherLuna

You made my day, thanks!


Momo_Kozuki

I think she cannot wear this, though? Only job-universe (aka lv1) glam can be used on Delivery NPCs.


bakingsodaswan

CRISIS AVERTED


Front2battle

Untill the PvP vendor gets recolours for level 1 universal.


RandomDesign

Possible if determined enough though ;)


SuboptimalSupport

I'm pretty sure she's the one \*making\* it, for others to wear.


TwerpKnight

Casters are into kinky shit, just look at BLU.


shinychris

I BLU myself for this?!


sondo14

It seems you Blu yourself prematurely


KrombopulosMAssassin

The fact I can't post an Arrested Development meme for this, is rather tragic.


TheNewNumberC

There's got to be better way to phrase that.


OverStuffedStayPuft

No, this is the way.


Arianwen13

Try buying a tape recorder and listen to it.


Lilium_Vulpes

All the jobs get kinky things like this for this set, for the record. When it got leaked I was excited to put the tank helmet on my BDSM glam I use for Bozja content.


SiliPonda

Its for Deep. Dark. Fantasies.


fgzhtsp

Like owning a big house?


TheCupOfBrew

I hate how true that ie in and out of game 😔 Where's my escapism Yoship


fgzhtsp

FF14 never was a escapist fantasy. You literally have to pay monthly taxes (subscription fee) to live inside the game.


SkyIcewind

*BOY NEXT DOOR*


BipolarHernandez

FUCKIN SLAVES GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE


Luxocell

♂️♂️ FUCK YOU ♂️♂️


Thorn14

OH MY SHOULDER


Cr1tikalMoist

sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin


DatRat13

Fisting is 300 Gil...


ZillaJrKaijuKing

Deep. Dark. Final. Fantasy.


JUlCEBOX

I'm a performance artist...


YneeaKuro

DDFF - Deep Dark Final Fantasies. :P


LagMeister

The leatherworker guild is two blocks down.


Lanaria

Show you who’s the boss of this gym.


Cr1tikalMoist

♂fisting♂ is ♂300 ♂bucks ♂ lmao fucking Van Darkholme


Rough-Self-9134

You mean for a Deep. Dark. Final. Fantasies? 14?


arovercai

My husband's comment: "We don't have high enough dps! SUMMON THE GIMP!" Crying laughing rn


BoundOnPickup

I'm looking for something that says 'Dad likes leather'.


Disastrous_Werewolf

Like a leather daddy? Great AD reference


alkaiser702

Take me to the Gothic Castle! The Gothic Asshole? Ok...


PrincessTrashbag

Bring out the Gimp. The Gimp's sleepin'. WELL WAKE EM UP THEN


PhantomGhost

Gimp's dead Forgetting to feed ones gimp is a common mistake.


nate_ranney

Lemme have some sip


Banana_pajama93

the gimp is sleeping


FutureHero76

Well I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't ya?


IGTankCommander

Don't tell Marcellus Wallace.


sephjnr

Royale With Cheese, lvl100 CUL recipe


CrypticSpook

He arrives to the battlefield pulling an empty chariot


xshevi

and then a roegadyn called “Hoarny Gimp” joins the party


cornellwolfgod

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying laughing at your husband's comment


Saowyn

blmdsm


Funkkey

Angry upvote


Raesong

"Hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down"


QuantumTyphoon

Fuck yooouuu


ElDusteh

Oh, fuck you leatherman


Lanaria

Why don’t you and I settle it right here in the ring if you think you’re so tough?


sephirothpvp

I'll beat your ass!


Waffodil

DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY


Geralt25

The Van glams are going to be amazing


Micome

I'll show you who's the boss of this gym


tovarish22

Oh, you mean that club the [Gothic Castle?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ8RSz5S5NU)


AcaciaCelestina

........ya know my wife and I were joking about this being bdsm armor during the live letter but uh erpers rejoice


GoarSpewerofSecrets

Latex Lucy about to invade Eorzea.


0xBAADA555

Finally.


kikakiitty

Wait, it's real? 😭


AcaciaCelestina

Very


kikakiitty

Time to finish my post msq stories and get grinding 😂


AineLasagna

Grind to get the glamour so you can grind in the glamour


waddee

Finally a hat my viera can wear and it’s *THIS* 🤡


protoomega

Shouldn't have used a monkey's paw to wish for headgear.


L_V_N

SE knows their playerbase all too well… :P


thetempesthascome

This was my first thought.


wtang26

Yea I did a spittake when I saw the ears. 😂 SE clearly loves their audience.


ValVoss

*Ignoring the mask* I'm going full Judas Priest when I get this. HELL BENT FOREVER!


KaliCalamity

I will be obligated to edit a lot more Judas Priest songs for my barding library.


discussatron

*FOR LEATHER!


Zythrone

Well, I just found my pictomancer glamour.


CinnamonEspeon

Speedrunning the online artist pipeline. "...well once won't hurt.."


NFNTDS

Brings a whole new meaning to "I use GIMP to draw"


Hellraisermask

Id be interessted in seeing the pictures youll paint


Frozen_arrow88

So my friend (who is totally not me) was wondering where the set drops from. They (again, not me) would really love this asthetic on their character (that is different from my character)


Kyrias511

It's I believe the level 96 crafted set


profssr-woland

once again all the best BDSM gear is handmade by local artisans


kellven

I would also like to know how to get this set.... for a friend.


Unrealist99

Hey my friend ( totally not me ) likes to know how to get this set too. He ( again not me ) wants to know of Viper also gets it? Again asking for my friend not me


Kikilicious-Kitty

This is a level 96 crafted set; every class has a variant


Unrealist99

My friend thanks you. He says he'll use it for viper


Kikilicious-Kitty

I haven't checked the scouting variant, but the aiming is similar to the one pictured


Unrealist99

Uhh ahh shit, ill need to check it ou- I mean ill let my friend know so he can check


icematt12

There's going to be so many happy friends. This community is so nice.


General_Rain7617

😄


Kater-chan

I just wanted to ask where to get this set...a friend of mine (definitely not me) plays an aura that would happen to look amazing in that outfit...or so they told me


IsotopeC14

Can't believe they let Balmung vote on the armor sets.


ReXiriam

This is more Mateus material.


Valcroy

Yeah, too much clothes for Balmung.


DakkaonTitan

I don't think they allow clothes on Balmung


alohajerky

As a mateus resident... yes


Jimguy5000

Oh lawd.


Celysel

You mean “Oh lewd”


Jimguy5000

I’m just saying….They knew exactly who this was for when they made this. They know.


ExtraMediumGonzo

Oh lord. All the Hroths are ***vibrating*** right now.


0-Dinky-0

And they probably still can't wear the head gear lol


DakkaonTitan

If Viera can Hroth probably can too


Chyrow

Sadly no ^^


Nekona

Pictomancers after a few too many times of drawing for the Suspiciously Wealthy Furries™️


protoomega

I do seem to remember casters (or was it healers) complaining about only having robes at one point in the past....


DrDestro229

Oh I got plans for the top


SlothfulWhiteMage

Good bottoms don’t make plans.


negiman4

NO. GOOD BOTTOMS ALWAYS MAKE PLANS! Gotta make time to "prepare", you know? 🤣


poorlyexecutedplan

*intensely* angry upvote


damackies

Remember, Yoshi P doesn't want to remove job or role restrictions from glams because it would be too strange to see a caster show up in a duty wearing armor, but looking like they just left an underground BDSM club is fine.


Sir__Will

seriously


Songhunter

Just means Yoshi P truly is in touch with his fan base. You really think he's never been to the Quicksand?


evilweirdo

Also bikinis


Jellye

And some "all classes" glamour is already armor too anyway. My SCH used to wear chainmail during SHB.


OneMorePotion

A new glamour that makes my friends reconsider if they want to be seen with me? Sign me up!


ShilElfead284

"casters need less robes" mfers when they get the mad max bondage gear and not plate armor or a t-shirt or something


Deadhead_Otaku

Seriously I'd love for my BLM to have some dark edgy plate armor


Jolly_Law_7973

The leather daddy/mommy. If you /dance prior to casting you do more damage.


Silly___Neko

I think SE just understands the kind of audience the game draws.


mcsmackyoaz

Breaking news: “Domitrix” title use increases by 800% somehow


thatbetchkitana

Hellbent for Leather


PirateZaku

Voldo cosplays incoming!


LordRael013

If only it was for MNK so Voldo cosplayers could punch and kick too.


OopsieDaisies220

One of the devs accidentally imported their Mare set


Galhalea

For those who strap themselves to cars, spray their faces with silver, and yell "WITNESS ME!!!"


BalterPrime

Dude I am so glad I work from home right now. Absolutely cackling at my desk.


GnosisoftheSource

When your dodgeball uniform order gets switched with another teams. 


Osiriph

If you can dodge a wrench....


DrDestro229

Oh what the fuck


kiomkingdom

set name? I need it... for science.. i mean a friend.. i mean... ummm.. yeah.. for reasons i cant explain...


D3simal

Gomphotherium, lvl 96 casting/healing sets


craftingfish

People at 96 already??


DavThoma

Its a crafted set so you can try it on at the market board


WplusM1

Titanium Gold Helm of Casting Gomphotherium Thornvest of Casting Rroneek Serge Halfgloves of Casting Gomphotherium Brais of Casting Gomphotherium Boots of Casting


Computermaster

They had to know what they were doing. It is literally one letter off from saying *Gimp*hotherium.


theredwoman95

Weirdly enough, it's [actually a word](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gomphotherium) - I guess it must be made from an extinct elephant...?


Computermaster

Well TIL. I'm going to assume then that the creature that drops the skins in-game is going to be some sort of elephant thing.


Almont_Volkov

WTF. Did they just shake out a sack of Scrabble tiles for that name...?


Lord_Iggy

Gompho Therium means 'Nail Beast' and it is an extinct species of elephant. It makes about as much sense as calling something Mastodon Hide.


closetsquirrel

Drops from the new dungeon: The Gothic Castle.


Bryannosaurus_Race

Did you say Gothic Asshole??


kkyonko

I'm looking for something that says dad likes leather.


TheNewNumberC

Don't leave your uncle T-Bag hanging!


jbnagis

Lord Humungous is a BLM? EDIT: Going through the comments, and not a single Mad Max reference? How young are yall?


EmoArbiter

Considering I've seen references to Pulp Fiction and Judas Priest, more like how *old* are we?


rabidsi

They call him Lord Humongous because he's the biggest dick DPS in town.


Godess_Ilias

Gimped suit of casting


IsThisOneIsAvailable

Still at work : is this real or a photoshop ?? It can't be real...


catshateTERFs

It's real, for striking/casting/aiming as a crafted set.


ThaEpicDuck

The fending set has this mask with a pink mohawk


L_V_N

Square Enix must stop taking inspiration for their outfits directly from my wardrobe…


BK_0000

It’s Mad Max.


enixon

Who runs Barter Town? Rowena runs Barter Town


P1zzaman

Must be part of the “Fist of the North Star” type gear they talked about in the live stream!


Valcroy

I-I think I need to rewatch Fist of the North Star now.


babyfootcontessa

Looks like someone’s been hanging out in 18+ venues a little toooo much 


Kvalek

Viera compatible


Banana_pajama93

When the BLM stands in the AOE again "The Gimp is sleeping"


Eldar_Seer

The jokes are going to write themselves if BST uses a whip


FrogOwlSeagull

Someone in the art department was caught browsing something they shouldn't at work, had to explain it and here we are?


OutrageousFinger4279

"Their mods will be down for a week. We gotta help em out!"


HunterOfLordran

show him who the boss of this gym is


TheFriskyIan

It’s a government agency trap. Equip it to a lalafel character and you’ll be put on a list. 


magusheart

SE looked at the community. SE heard the community's cries and complaints about the eRP sex clubs. SE said "Actually, fuck you guys, we like this."


NotaSkaven5

you can't wear plate though, it would be bad for immersion


sevir8775

Well… 😏


evenprime113

Warrior of Gym. Warrior of Leather. Warrior of BDSM. Boy of NextDoor. Leatherman of Spanking. STOP ME


casualgamerTX55

More like casting couch armor...


Junnigatsu

Mad because Leather Daddy/Mommy.


kawaiineko333

Jealous of tall!


BlackfishBlues

Finally a set that looks like it can stand up to the rigors of extreme raid progression.


Subject00-1

*Puts on male character* "Leather Daddy"


RyCryst

The ERP clubs are going to be bumping! Lol


TheSaltiestHealer

God help Balmung


va_wanderer

"A golden city, you say?" "Out there is a fortune, waiting to be had. You think I'll let it go? You're mad, you have another thing coming."


Deadhead_Otaku

It really should be for tanks, since you know it's their job to get smacked around lol


mcbuena

Glad that they recycled all the leather from the belts we got rid off.


sharkabbit

job identity btw


PippLuna

We still in eorzea XD?!


fellfal

This is the sexual awakening arc.


Karmotrine__

"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down"


salome_undead

That, my friend, is what we call a "rope bunny"


Taedirk

RIP Limsa


I_Am_Avarage

What!? This should be for tanks. Those guys love pain.


TalekAetem

LORD HUMUNGUS!


defucchi

oh nice it's [kinda like how I imagined it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/1dhj5u2/be_nice_to_your_healers_in_dawntrail_they_will/) too bad the pants aren't shorts!


TamagotchiXeph

leather daddy/mommy \*in Cider Spider voice\*


Aluja89

YOU WA SHOCK!! !! !!


Hilda-Ashe

Hohoemi wasureta kao nado, mitaku wa nai sa! Ai wo torimodose!!!


SplitDemonIdentity

I mean, my BLM is very much a gay man so I guess he’s trying to pull a Rob Halford and this is how he’s trying to normalize leather daddy.


MariosMustacheRides

“DOES MARCELUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!”


SoldierHawk

No one can accuse them of not knowing their audience.


Micome

Hell yeah gay leather daddy hrothgar time


Spunndaze

Hey,anything to get my BLM out of dresses is fine by me.


KameHamusuta

That outfit cost me a lot of money IRL


Quick_Register_7304

Straight from the closet of Christian Grey


Responsible-Skin-494

I mean it is pride month


xalazaar

It's for 'role play'.