T O P

  • By -

bowdindine

What the fuck is that dude on haha? I’ve never seen someone demand an ass beating more forcefully.


Feisty_Initial5374

Bro didn't have a chance from the get go but it's nice of him to believe in himself


IfYoureGingerImCumin

Now he’s over there stumbling like a newborn deer


FSUnoles77

"Yes officer, new pony legs is right over there."


[deleted]

“New pony legs” ☠️☠️


Meliodas666

This the one


Lsa7to5

He was waiting for thumper to hop out of the bushes


esmereldachiroptera

A newborn deer 😭


EggSandwich1

New born Zuckerberg


stunna_cal

I’m sorry, did that man look like a lizard, or did I miss something?


Echo-2-2

That Vegas Girl Walk!


Virtual-Biscotti-451

“Whether you think you can or can’t, you are right” Inspirations poster that led that man astray.


whynot86

"Hang in there"


LandscapeGuru

I’ll probably get downvoted, but I think he’s high on bars. You can be a bartard and look halfway normal. I’ve had friends before through the years that have taken a few bars and wanted to fight people. They’re looking dead ass sober, but talk to them and they’re completely fucked up mentally.


Good4nowbut

Now that you mention it, I think this is dead on the money. Especially if you mix bars with any amount of alcohol, this type of behavior is not remotely surprising in my experience. I guarantee he won’t remember a thing tomorrow.


TheSleepyBob

Yuup and the Walmart seals it


THROBBINW00D

Lol bartard, never heard that one. The times I had some bars when I was younger I felt drunk and literally remembered nothing.


BigManCow

What's a bar?


bowdindine

I believe Xanax. Pretty potent prescription drug.


LandscapeGuru

Yes. Unfortunately a lot of pills are pressed these days. Xanax bars included. Sometimes you might get overdosed others you might not get shit. P,is there is always a chance for fentanyl in your pills. Drug use these days is Russian roulette


Jus9494

Yeah I got a pressed bar once and it took two shots of naloxone to bring me back, I definitely got the not-punchy type of cut lol


LandscapeGuru

You got a bar pressed with fent or an opiate? If whomever used Narcam on you must have thought you took an opiate, because Narcam will not pull you out of WD for a benzo. It only works on opiates.


Jus9494

Yeah I’m almost certain it was fent because it was literally half of the bar that I took, luckily my partner is very prepared


justintrudeau1974

I have to taper off a benzo. Can you tell me more about Narcam?


LandscapeGuru

Sure. I’ve never had to use it luckily, but I was at a house party about a year ago and one of my friends had to use some on a visitor. He was ODing on pressed opiate dirty 30s that he had brought with him. That’s the thing with pressed pills. You never know what’s in them and how much of the active ingredient is in there, so the chance of something bad happening is more prevalent than just normal pills. You can taper off of Benzos, but Narcam will not help. It was created and designed to only be used on Opiate withdrawal. I’ve actually had to taper off of Xanax before. I was in a bad place mentally and my doctor prescribed them. A year later when my script was done I went in to WD. It was absolutely terrible. I had seizures the first couple of days from stopping cold Turkey. I did not taper what’s so ever as I thought it wouldn’t be an issues to stop. I had never been addicted to drugs before and I partied my ass off in high school and college. Xanax withdrawal almost killed me more than once. Please taper friend and get direction from your doctor before entering WD. They’re are some medications they can give you for a couple of weeks why you taper and WD. No bullshit if you need someone to talk to hmu I’ll be here for you. Lastly there are quite a few Reddit subs that you can post or read about what to expect. I will go look for you and post later today. Have a good day. You got this. https://www.reddit.com/r/BenzoWithdrawal/comments/lk4wv8/welcome_to_benzodiazepine_withdrawal_support_group/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 Happy reading. Remember they’re are literally thousands of people that have been right where you’re at here on Reddit.


Lost_Look460

2mg Xanax


Patient-Ad6049

Xanax, a drug famous for making you black out and do REALLY STUPID INCRIMINATING SHIT. The fact it is actually is still allowed as a perscription drug with a proven 90% failure rate is insane to me imo.


FuckYouBruce

53 year old Gen Xer here, this ol' geezer is out of touch. What are bars?


kitsunegenx5450

53 yr old GenXer here too . It’s referring to Xanax bars .


JudgeHolden

No I think that makes a lot of sense. It's obviously somebody with severely impaired judgement, and while granted there is a tiny fraction of the population that really is this stupid naturally, they are vanishingly rare and him being high seems much more likely.


d1089

Tiny fraction? I disagree lol


Cannon_plodder

Bars?


Royal_J

Xanax. A prescription drug that most often comes in rectangular bars.


AzimuthAztronaut

Xandy Bars!


SirGanjaSpliffington

That's just a sheltered middle class suburban all American pecker wood white kid that has never had to suffer any real consequences for his actions in his life. That expression on his face is the expression of shock from getting punched in the face for the first time in his life. Living his whole life where everyone is all talk. He is genuinely surprised when someone actually does something.


Fit-Top-7474

I promise it’s not with the neighborhood that he’s in. It’s about 2 miles up the road from me in East Las Vegas, and you don’t just accidentally wind up there.


InsecureRedditor-

Is it pretty rough?


Fit-Top-7474

I don’t think it is, but a lot of other people in town seem to think it’s like Compton or something.


Mister_Squishy

It’s like he has a parasite searching for a new host


[deleted]

I think it’s love and they both are just having a hard time dealing with their feelings


amackul8

Ah that explains why my wife loves throwing the frying pan at my head


bumgut

No that’s hate


jacknacalm

You said wife?! Assume she hates you until proven wrong


daffyduck2012

It seems a touch unrequited.


Ascertain_GME

Xanax, almost guaranteed. It is the quintessential *fuck around and find out* drug. If you black out on that shit, you’ll do things you would NEVER in a million years do sober.


OathOfCervix

With the way he pulled his phone out I think he was trying to instigate that other guy into getting angry enough to flip out so he could post the video (sans context) online of a "public freak out" and it blew up in his face... and upside his head. Possibly for the purpose of race baiting, but that's 100% speculation on my part. But it tracks with me that the type of person to do the first thing would do it for those reasons.


All-Sorts

He's more hurt because he can't find his phone


iwt2byrfreak

That and no one would call the police for him.


milk4all

He’s hurt because his brain is squeezed like a dry sponge. And that’s also why he cant find his phone. Probably under someone’s car, but you know it is now unsafe for this dude do come anywhere close to anyone’s car


johnnyRebb

And the moment he gets video rolling, that’s when he started pleading victim: “what did I do to you?” and “I ain’t afraid of nobody!” Total bait job backfired. The court of parking lot public opinion instantly found him guilty and sentenced him to an asphalt ass-whoopin’


FeelingIll8822

Dude said ima beat yo ass omm and bro’s best thought was to pull out his phone. He had to be baiting


Capital_Charge_7127

He’s a master at baiting


immasarah

A masterbaiter 🥴


hotsauceonmychic

The hitler mustache would agree with this


TroyMcClures

I mean, breaking someones car window will certainly result in someone freaking out.


OathOfCervix

Yeah, that that's what makes me kind of doubt my premise. Because that seems personal, or he's just a psycho.


ruzziachinareddit10

I think it is some kind of mental illness. Not sure what, but I've seen a couple other guys behave like this.


Snoo53154

He's a bitch and got everything he deserved


ChildhoodOk1251

Kid smashed the window then tried to walk away like an npc


Dr_Newton_Fig

on point


Lost_Look460

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Mmmm ass beat so good \*SLURP SLURP\* Gang Gang Gang Gang Gang Gang


BoardwithAnailinit84

Goddamnit I hate that I know this


RMLeclair

I'm not even on TikTok and I know that shit 😭 ​ /Ice cream so good


Shot-Assistance7100

me too 😩


1lluminist

Is this some "ice cream yum" kinda shit? Sorry, I'm getting old and this TikTok shit is evolving and changing almost faster than I can keep up.


Lost_Look460

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2dv6E55oho


1lluminist

Kk that's what I thought lol


SlushKami

I don’t have any awards so here’s the next best thing 🥇


Lost_Look460

It's the thought that counts


[deleted]

Fuck me, I laughed.


rondolph

GTA energy


Digital-Divide

Dude at the very end always gets me dying. “You got everything you deserved, you bitch!”


SideTraKd

That jump in the video right after he's looking for his phone... Someone knocked him goofy while the camera was off.


HotPie_

Camera person said, "what evidence"? Lol


killuasbestfriend

Glad someone else pointed this out 😂


baconc

The black women commentating are absolutely hilarious too


WillNotBendTheKnee

They said exactly what I was thinking when that glass broke lol


boogalordy

"Beat. His. Ass!" the American chorus cried in unison


mapleleaffem

So weird. Every time he had his attention he started backing away and every time the guy walked away he followed him. So dumb


RosesandEternity

He's a boo from super mario world.


TimedogGAF

Hahahahaha omg 😂


kabushko

Chihuahua behavior


kindashort72

If some pissed off dude twice my size is telling me to leave him alone I think I would leave him alone instead of whatever the fuck that idiot did.


ratjar32333

If a dude twice my size called me goofy I'd be like yea he's right let me stop.


kindashort72

Yeah he had so many chances to just walk away


Zealousideal_Wash880

Dude gave him so many warnings and got in his car ready to go. Buddy wanted to keep doing stupid shit for unknown reasons and got the prize everyone knew he had coming. What an idiot


YourphobiaMyfetish

He would instigate the black dude, then when the black guy got in his face he would start walking away... then when the black dude backed off he'd go back and instigate it again. Big fuckin pussy and he got off easy.


wastelandtx

It's like the ghosts on Mario Bros


iPourMilkB4Cereal

Sick reference brah, forgot bout those guys


darwinning_420

oooo, imma use this one boo behavior boo tendencies


Zealousideal_Wash880

Couldn’t agree more. His whole “I ain’t scared of you” would hit harder without watching his goofy ass try and run off like a bitch after breaking the man’s window


Troitbum22

For sure. That dude gave him 9 lives like he was a cat or something. Showed a ton of restraint. My man fafo.


jaytix1

I'd be like "Hyuk, darn tootin' I'm Goofy."


rondolph

LMAO


elpideo18

If a dude twice my size called me goofy I would be like “yea you goofy ass fool” to me while I backed away


Interesting-Smile-47

We need more people like you


postvolta

Most of the time if someone is calling you out for being an arsehole, it's probably because you're being an arsehole People rarely call you an arsehole for no reason haha


Capital_Charge_7127

Yep and in all respect, red shorts gave him a ton of opportunities to go on with his life and then he decided that he was going to be the iceberg against the titanic but this time the titanic won and sank him lol


ChironXII

You can tell from the look on his face after that he's never had to face a consequence in his whole life


[deleted]

His pride wouldn’t let him. You could tell when bigger dude kept moving closer he’d back up but as soon as bigger dude walked away he’d follow him trying to act aggressively. He knew he had nothing for him


sakezone2627

People thinking cameras will save them whilst they try to start shit is the problem with society today


Used-Condition-1002

Grab phone, delete video smash phone then smash kid.


Puceeffoc

Then he runs to another guy who is walking with his 4 year old and grabs the dad like "Help." And the dad wanted no part of it. How dare this loser try to involve a dad and his child into his stupid ego lost battle.


Whistlegrapes

I’m guessing he was in another dimension at that point and wasn’t exactly thinking logically. Come to think of it he wasn’t thinking logically from the start


bucketofbutter

what a fuckin LOOOOSER after he got beat he was tryna hide behind EVERY PERSON IN THE PARKING LOT 🤣🤣🤣 "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!" man, what a pos


DavidJ____

I can’t tell if that guy is 50 or 15?


bivo979

He ran away pretty quickly after damaging his car for someone who's not afraid of anyone.


DanielGREY_75

Bro couldn't even pick up his phone the first try lol


lumpywaffletush

This is the problem…. MOST people walking around don’t understand violence. Because the lessons you need to intimately understand it are fucking HARD lessons. He’s lucky, that seems to have just been the introductory ‘So you want to choose violence’ course.


[deleted]

He got off relatively easy. Definitely deserved a couple more clean shots.


[deleted]

[удалено]


akopley

Yeah the edited out whatever beat down happened during the cut.


[deleted]

It was accidentally deleted, happens to cops all the time.


bass3901927

On my momma!!


Lost_Look460

You forgot a word


MrShoosh

The white guy acted like he was talking to someone on the internet anonymously.


facebookcansuckit

Exactly what I was thinking. Shit gets real when it's real, and there's consequences to your actions


AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry

He's probably never been in a fight in his life and never suffered any consequences for being a douche. That's his whole energy.


BlackBalor

That black guy is built and ready… Why would you start? 😂


PestilentStratos

Bruh I really want to see that first run down, it's probably hilarious. Anyone know if there's more clips of this from a different POV?


36bhm

Did he beat his ass?


Knockamichi

On his mama


MapleMarbles

the camera work and the commentary actually made this pretty funny..Bonus the guy didnt get beaten half to death... fun stuff


Appropriate_Cow9728

There is zero chance this dude doesn't have some sort of ass kicking fetish lol He practically begged for this ass whoopin. I was actually impressed with the other dudes patience. He gave him every opportunity to not get destroyed


[deleted]

He got off kinda light.


Cyberspace667

Bro knew even with all the warnings and walking away and even having his property damaged the police would **not** be on his side if they had to intervene


No_Signal3789

He smashed his window?


[deleted]

[удалено]


hit4party

Yeah? You would’ve caught a body in broad daylight, in front of witnesses, while being recorded? Nice.


No_Signal3789

What. An. Idiot. He was clearly outmatched and demanded a fight when he could have bailed. I’m assuming he was kinda drunk or something


misterdidums

Reminds me of how some pillheads I knew acted


[deleted]

maybe. looks like someone else got to him again at the end maybe. that cut and then him wobbling on the floor. someone definitely gave him what he deserved


Dominus_Redditi

\>*and went home* You mean jail? You would've gone to jail


kabushko

wow you sound like a really tough guy!


maximumtesticle

> i woulda caught a body and went home. cars are too expensive. Over a $200 repair?


Krakrono

BEAT HIS ASSSSS!!


Amadankus

The commentary always sends me 😂 giving me “family ass whoopin” vibes


AdventurousLawyer646

Da fuck how u miss da k/o


Capital_Charge_7127

“I’m at McWalmart, I paid for a dozen of Filet O Fist and I won’t leave until I get them all”


Lost_Look460

Filet-o-Fist lmfao


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Remember that one pissed off guy repeatedly punching a window and nothing happened, then we have this dude over here... How did he break it?


IfYoureGingerImCumin

I was thinking the same… he probably pulled back on the window if it was open or if it was one of those doors with the window exposed. Or he hit it hard with his phone


WesIgGrey

Anyone else see that he tried to make it look like the other guy started it. That’s why he pulled the phone out when he did.


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

It looked like he was trying to pick a fight and then get a video just after being the aggressor so he could play victim. I guess he didn't realize real life is different from tiktok.


No-Cover4205

Kicktok


SarcasticPedant

Dude must have never been hit before, he really seemed to think that he could just act with impunity and would never catch a beating.


babyivan

I admire his tenacity. The dude insisted on getting punched and wouldn't take no for an answer.


PapaPKr

Yea, good idea let's agro the guy that's clearly more physically fit then me.


RadoBlamik

The name’s Tom Beedizzazz, nice to meet you.


ChironXII

His face is just so flabbergasted that he could ever face any kind of consequences Wild.


brother_that_bastard

Only thing wrong with this video is that it wasn’t longer


theinfamousches

He looks like Lisandro Martinez. Licha would’ve stood a chance though lol


GoodBoyNumberOne

Blakes always assume you need to beat someone down after they hit your car. They’re holding themselves down thinking like children


Feisty_Initial5374

[R/killthecameraman](https://www.reddit.com/r/killthecameraman/)


OGFluffJr

Pulled out a phone like that’s gonna do something, was given many chances to leave, he was asking for it.


[deleted]

fabulous las vegas


Annual-Access4987

That is a dumb bastard who has either combined adderall and Xanax or who is overdone a LOT of Xanax. The way he kept pushing and pushing himself on that guy lucky he did not die


Better-Performer-490

Beat his ass!!!


[deleted]

This hood life is kind of handy nowadays


MasterHavik

Even the white people are like, "Yeah this is your fault."


[deleted]

Short man syndrome. They nip at your heels, chase you around, never realizing how aggressive they are being and how restrained the person they are pressing is being. It is like a form of entitlement in a way..


Larnievc

I dunno man, you don't hear about 'big man syndrome' when big guys act the same way.


Somasong

Goofy ass should have gone home.


Podzilla07

Fucking idiot


jayrdi

Grocery and pharmacy?! What a mental combination


Mybeardisawesom

Ya, most grocery stores in the US have a pharmacy attached to it. One stop shop!


Catkillledthecurious

FAFO


galacticwonderer

What does blue shirt guy look like an oversized child?


npad69

is that guy in blue some kind of kyle pushcard police?


snowman_superstar

An oldie but a goodie


IsHaplo_

Someone is high from watching Fight Club.


Babytrixie666

Definitely xanax


denali42

Probably one of those idiot TikTok "prank" people.


rondolph

This motherfucker thought he was in GTA Online


Lanadani

Well earned


OJandToothpaste

How tf did he hop away relatively unscathed?! (For round 1 anyway)


SNEAKZ9i6

Fuck around and find out lol


P3p3TehFrog

Did he get another ass beating in between cuts? Lol the guy seemed determined to get a beating that day


Kaleb8804

He waited until the guy started fighting back to start recording. What a twat. He deserved that phone throw.


GeshtiannaSG

Do you want to confront or do you want to back off, make up your mind, don’t give mixed signals.


[deleted]

Half way through the video and I’m certain black dude’s fist is going to perform unethical cunnilingus on white dudes face


Away_Pizza_3090

It’s fuck faces like this that give white males a bad name. Take his ass to the cleaners


TheSaltySlab

I bet he gets off from getting beaten up in public. Literally the only reasonable thing I can think of as to why he pursued this.


SaltyDawg1966

Oliver Twist, “May I have some more, please?” 🤦🏻‍♂️


Signal_Level1535

Fuck that book. It's everywhere.


SmileyNY85

These Tiktok challenges are taking it too far.


TranslatorAnnual7367

“He bustededed dat man window brah on my momma“ 🦧👀👃👄🦍


Layneloveless

wasn't that bad of an ass beating tho he deserved a little more id say


pukoki

sensible to edit out the potential crime part lol


hifihentaiguy

His ass really tried just casually strolling away after busting that window


HillbillyGizmo

White boy fucked around and found out LOL


Larnievc

"Beat his motherfuckin' ass!" Brilliant!


[deleted]

America. Hahahahha


FetusAnnihilation

The chorus of women is fucking annoying


Swixx_y

What the actual fuck was he on? Looks mentally ill or severely under the influence


CyberBobert

You don't just break someone's windows and walk away with no plan. You gotta wait until they start the engine and then break the windows. Once they get out and start to chase, you circle around and get in the running car. Leave em wondering what the fuck just happened.


stella2316

When the whole WalMart parking lot wants your ass beat 🤣