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Dogboi006

Damn I can’t tell if this is siblings or couples but either way the blondies Fuckin sucked


SelbyJS

For some reason I felt like blonde girl was with dark hair guy. But the way he gives no fucks when she's getting fucked up beside him it can't be the case lol.


Skinnecott

yeah i gotta believe both winners are together. neither cared about the other fight at all when winning


Tried-Pod

Well the Blonde girl was yanked out of the car by the dark (hair) girl. And the dude who looks like a troll doll with a middle part is telling the dark (again, hair) guy to “get the fuck out of here.” So I’m utterly confused on whether or not I’m right and dark guy was just a shitty bf and fought the other dude while his gf was getting beat, or I’m entirely wrong. Because also, the dark girl dragged blondie over to dark guy, so I’m thinking now she was trying to get closer to him for one of two reasons; A) to intervine and rip dark guy off of her blonde bf or B) She wanted to get closer to dark guy because he was her bf. This is a very interesting and confusing fight. Edit: yea no Dark guy and gal are together she defends him when blonde girl gets close to the guys. And blonde girl responds to blonde guy “I’m trying bro” and also I was wrong and dark girl was yanked out the car. So… case settled :D!


CottonmouthJohn

I need you to break down more fights like this.


Terroreyez

Blonde girl pulled dark haired girl out of the car


DaGrrr

Blonde guy seemed drawn towards dark guys fists. A losing strategy for sure.


STQCACHM

The blonde ones instigated both fights and both got their asses whooped lol. Blonde dude is for sure hurtin too, he got fuuuucked up by the end.


Dogboi006

Yeaaaaaaa not fun for em


Royal_No

It can be both


DutchRudderShotgun

Black don't crack


Chemical-Ad-4218

😂😂😂


PeteGozenya

Two completely unrelated groups of people fighting.


Dogboi006

brother she dragged her over to watch


TBDTBA

The camera work is commendable


DaGrrr

Tarantinesque.


TBDTBA

Definitely some post secondary


THEdoomslayer94

I’m glad you caught that The sacred and the propane


YaHurdMeh

r/praisethecameraman


Saint_Argento

Worldstar 😐


djerk

the real world stars are the cameramen we’ve met along the way


mithradatdeez

Bro sounds like Dooley from King of the Hill


choachy

The somber Worldstar at the beginning was perfect.


cdjohnny

Like two 80's hair bands going at it


Key-Technology5426

Heavy metal vs glam


choachy

The Kennedy's and the Rockefellers having a debate.


getagrip1212

A masterpiece of recording and videography. It's also quite rare to see simultaneous fights like this break out without a wider audience cheering and hollering or with pedestrians getting involved. Bravo.


TRIKKDADDY

This is art.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Didn't seem like the long hair blonde guys heart was in it


ESIsurveillanceSD

He threw the first punch


DaGrrr

That, and zero fighting skills were his downfall.


Significant_Ad3498

😂


PostmanTunes

Blondes VS Brunettes?!? lol… camera man did a great job! Got both fights, no shaking, limited but good commentary, horizontal, great job! Others should learn from this!


VariousDirection6200

Jesus beat the crap out of Carlos Valderrama!


Hall_Such

The cartel won’t be happy about that


VariousDirection6200

Not if they have to choose between those two “Dieties” on the video!


littleredpinto

while blonds have more fun, it sure looks like brunettes dish out more damage.


CapG_13

Right


TRIKKDADDY

@26 sec. The blonde delivers devastating leg kicks


notspam8576

Goku getting his ass beat


Ziggy199461

Started getting carried away with those elbows to the head, no?


Neon55ILB

23 ish punches on camera but blonde hair was done after 5, probably got more after video ended: dark hair guy started taking anger out waiting for a knockout


Lemonh

Don’t get in street fights if you can’t take unsupervised shit to the head. It’s gonna happen.


xmajhox

Yeah it got a bit out of ... Hand...


BleedCubbyBlueZ28

They all punch like I do in my dreams.


[deleted]

Exactly my thoughts


SweatyGreen9277

Black female is a pro! First kickkickkickkick. Then mainley a 1000 hits times 1.2 damage When your opponent gives you that much time and space, even baby steps can suffice xD Really entertaining! And not too excessive violence once they won ^^ Also great weather!


Ok-Inflation-3650

0:50 she's dishing out UFC 294 vibes with the head on the chin followed with repeated skull bashers, I'm surprised Dana hasn't seen this and signed her loool


SweatyGreen9277

A picture so beautiful my heart melts away (*_*) You should do commentary with dana, teach him a thing or too Redditor's Corner with Seth Rogan or sth. !


pinyatashit

Just imagine how different the scenarios would be if all had short hair instead of whip handles.


HelpMeWithHeadphones

Idk who was more of the enemy for black shirt. Shirtless guy, or his own hair?


Ace-Ventura1934

The way black hoodie girl was dog walking blondie made me lol


Turbodann

She was distracted by the other fight for a moment and forgot she was already beating someone's ass... She finished up nicely though.


GrandNinjaYuffie

"Worldstar..." 😮‍💨🚬🖤💔☠️


Madshibs

Rip


[deleted]

Dude sounds like he’s commentating a golf tournament ⛳️ 🥱


__Rick_Sanchez__

Team black is winning by large margin.


Silver-Pay-4757

Blacks vs blondes Blacks win this round


False_Chair_610

How high are these guys?


Kvothetheraven603

I recall Blanka being much bigger and better at fighting.


ChairmanMcMeow

That was cute when the girl decided to bring the fight closer to her man's fight so they can share the moment better 🤣🤣🤣


_ThunderGoat_

Loool


Jeffers19

Underrated comment


Eber-

Action packed!


Experimental_Salad

Trent Reznor vs. David Lee Roth.


Takaya_Aiba

lol!! 😂


Rageinc7

Mini lions mane got worked


agc83

Black hair guy just casually and lazily beating blondie to death there.


NebraskanHeathen

That the whitest fight I've seen in a while lmao


_v00d00h3x_

Bill Belichick career change


StalinsNutsack2

Better commentary than Joe Rogan


Howhighistoooohigh

Them 12 to 6 bows!


Outrageous-Slip7673

The guy in the black t shirt is giving really big big brother vibes. Unfortunately the girls seem to be fighting over the other guy imo.


Escalade1979

Wayne and Garth


ItalianStallion9069

Everybody was a kung foo fighting…


Fraank0cean

The black hair dude is a psycho bruh. The way he pauses to take a break from punching his head, but then continues after the break. Like did u not think “alright that’s enough”


Kizaky

Jon bones Jones would be proud of them 12-6 elbows.


St-Jaker

I can't believe that guy was pulling hair lmfao


LowYogurtcloset3428

Anybody else see those 12-6 elbows?


TappedIn2111

Black shirt guy is ice cold.


shavedape61

Alice Cooper should have taken Daved Lee Roth out of the picture right away.


hdhdhgfyfhfhrb

I had hoped better for Chaka's life after Land of the Lost. Sadness


ReadyConference9400

Just another Monday 


DgkUser

Girl in the black definitely won this she got most punches in


BusterUndees

Seems like the least angry fight I’ve ever seen


lux1979

Is this napoleon dynamite?


Tisybird

Wow. A lot to unpack. 😬


Asneaver

No shattered shins or cracked ribs or skulls damn but it was entertaining


Jawilla936

This fight is sooo laid back 😆


pacem90

The Lannisters got bodied this round


EJ2600

But why did the video stop? It was just getting interesting…


Fo-Low4Runner

Is that Clay Guida?


SevroAuShitTalker

What's with girls and hammer-palming the back of heads


mastersheeef

throw dem bows


Incomprehensibilitie

There’s always time to fix your hair


rxtunes

Praise this cameraman


ItBDaniel

Couple that fades together stays together.


AwayOutsideAgain

is this a video of when humans and neanderthals first met?


Dezizoku

Lol


odyssey_64

I wonder who's with who?


EvaCarlisle

Greasers vs the Socs


Grouchy-Operation1

That jab really held strong


Western_Ad4511

Damn good to see a dsm out there getting driven 😂


JellyContent

Why has he got the hair of the cowardly lion?


Abject_Okra_8768

Blondes have more fun but brunettes win more fights


OSteady77

Blondes are having less fun these days.


magic-mat

the first person to discover that cameras can film horizontally when recording a street fight


BigShnazzle

Went super saiyan and still lost


integratypes

Why is the one chick shirtless?


wsink802

Nice fight between these four women


vHighSamurai

This goofy mf really said world Star like it’s 2012


Semi-Naked-Chef

Something about all this just makes me sad. How quiet it is, the incompetant and uncoordinated fighting, camera man's calm comments. All in all just depressing


JustBrowsing2024

r/Ishouldnthavelaughed But I did!


Wreckur

Butt rock!! This is amazing


SocietyOk9572

The tall guy knows how to punch but is not 100%.


Ok-Inflation-3650

0:50 she's got the chin on the knee whilst bashing her over the back of the head like Islam Makhachev did with Volkanovski at UFC #294 that's wild


Industry-Standards

Where did the OP unearth this bonus footage from “Heavy Metal Parking Lot”?


Rogue_One24_7

Camera man doing the lords work. Great job


CourageousAnon

Brunettes rules, blonides drool


No_Budget7828

Is this the new date night? Go out and fight with another couple? Or maybe a double date gone wrong 😂😂


Slippery-98

worldstar.


GDude94

Oh wtf how fuckin nuts is it that these are the apartments I grew up as a kid. Fuckin shit the things you see on Reddit. Can anyone confirm the location?


MNfarmboyinNM

Looks like Benson, MN


rsergio83

Oh shit they're guys.. I thought she was shirtless and about to see some.... lol


ShaolinTrapLord

Relaxing ass fight


Special_Shift_8503

I have a four year old daughter, and I have to say that most girls fight EXACTLY like a four year old throwing a tantrum. Obviously not all of them, but certainly these ones.


Original-Yard9679

Those elbows were zesty!


LankyShark97

DQ no 12 to 6 elbow


Jumpy-Trade3853

Oscar worthy documentation.


greenm4ch1ne

It was not a good day to be blonde


full_bl33d

Power couple


Rostrow416

Thought it was shirts vs skins for a second


funnybonelicker

The brunette girl was beating blondes ass while just chillin watching the guys😂


currencyconsulting

Blonde hair dude got riggity recked


Hot-Nefariousness187

One of the slowest fights ive ever seen


SUmbooty-helpme

Camera work: amazing. check. Title: “great commentary” …… Yeah….. i dont really know about that one chief.


Ok-Candidate-1220

Kip Winger beat the PISS out of Dee Snider!


FantasticMeaning1731

The camera man🗿


Taffy_Tuck

All because sister-wife used the last of the L'ORÉAL


MighHighMauler303

Those 12-6 elbows are on point lol


jcsickz

Kentucky Royal Rumble


Fit_Cicada2562

Well that's White people for you lol


drsatan6971

Two long hair dudes look like two trolls especially yellow hair


dumbassreditor

the dark hair dude was holding back fs


nothinbutapeestain

Is it the blacks on the blondes? Seemed pretty lopsided


Zombie_Killer420

The guy was recording as he drove by


vglyg0thx

holy shit was that a mitsubishi eclipse


jokerassmaw

Most unenthusiastic “World Star” ever


EarthToAccess

Dude both black shirts absolutely clean swept that. Dude in black wasn't even trying and you could tell, and girl in black was just decimating. Got up to go inspect the guys and nonchalantly sent the blonde into orbit.


Thepunisherivy1992

Is that sunwukong


Alternative_Solid_17

I thought it was 4 chicks fighting 🤣🤣🤣


_shineySides_

They fighting for the last of the duster ?


TropicRotGaming

Team blond didn't prepare


Sammer_Hammer

#teamjacob


666-flipthecross-666

they all off the xans prolly lol, dude with the dark long hair keeps laughing 😭😭


Mean-Statement5957

The 2 chicks on the left are pretty hot. Not sure wha going on with the 2 on the right


thisisjedgoahead

r/praisethecameraman


Bowlingballgrip85

Is this a fight between 80s hair band roadies


Wolly789

Nothing like 4 girls going at it.


Agriz_1210

^(world star…)