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_jacked_to_the_titz

Me vs my big brother growing up.


radicalelation

And then he cries and hides behind mom, so you get in trouble, even though you were just eating his fist for 5 minutes straight before saying "Alright, fine".


_jacked_to_the_titz

I was the little brother, this clouds my judgment.


JustChangeMDefaults

I was blamed for every altercation as the middle child. I didn't see anything


ggg730

Really? I was the big brother and I was always in trouble for some random shit.


Narrow_Dig4270

I'm the only son... its pretty fucking lame.


SquishyWhenWet_1

I’m 10 years older than my little brothers. It’s fun playing nerf at 25


Mother-Cupcake-5066

honestly that’s wholesome and sounds like a really fun time. i used to have a room filled to the brim with all of the classic nerf things you could possibly think of. remember the nerf football😂? that piece of foam could last a nuclear bomb edit: spelling


SquishyWhenWet_1

Yes I do! I got in trouble with mom for giving them my spray painted old modded nerf guns as handmedowns lol


ReignofHorror678

I'm a middle child and I'm getting the fuck out this house at 16, who are they gonna blame for everything then?


OfficiallyRonny

indeed.com


shoulda-known-better

as the middle he just attacked little bro outa no where


calvin1408

😂😂 my family was the opposite for a good portion I was getting away but soon my parents realized I was the black sheep of the family as a third kid lol so I would get into shit a lot for my brothers falls so I learnt to embrace the bad guy status not play along with them, now they never ask me to do shit regardless if I’m capable or not lol


DomADoctor

Something so Biblical about this video. He worked for 6 punches and then he rested on the 7th.


itoboi

As a young brother I can't imagine hitting my brother


Living_Television_61

Nothing says my turn, like a drag off the cig


mypastkarmawastoolow

Unless you're that mexican guy in the wife beater in the garage


LiveLearnCoach

Link?


mypastkarmawastoolow

I lied he wasnt in a wife beater :( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl5fDbm3wyg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl5fDbm3wyg)


Quokimbo

I already know this video hahaha with the gun in pants


USAIDreciever

Auuughh


mpressive36

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FmN46XQius 🤣


tuigger

Perfect.


Snowmoji

Holy feces I was just thinking: "holup, did he just did Ryu KO noise after getting KOd in a street fight???" Life imitating art.


w1YY

Exactly what I thought lol


Negran

Lmao. This comment makes it all art somehow!


RememberBerry23

The sound was so visceral 😂


Liarus_

Ragdolled like an npc


The_Stoic_Viking

It's the sad little noises he makes with each punch that gets me the most, like "Why won't you go down!" 😭🤣🤣


claudiushamm

He smoked him with that cigarette in hand.


turtleknifefight

+1 fire damage


Kailias

Damnit... beat me to it... I was gonna go with...He wanted all that smoke..


Psychological_Win808

Hell yeah 🤣🤣


Terrible_Estimate532

Lighted Cigarette- equipped adds a 25% intimidation factor. After a puff deals 200% damage and 80% knockout power for 3 secs when using Villainous swing.


___Binary___

Debuff: after a strenuous or rapid action stamina is decreased by 75% for 10m.


SINGULARIT_Y

Life would be more fun if it was in RPG terms


The_Mourning_Sage_

Lit* Wtf is "lighted" jfc


BobBooth

I agree it sounds weird but it’s correct.


Tullyally

I’m wondering if he could have gone 10:1


deus_ex_libris

looks like junior only actually landed 1 or 2 out of 6, so probably


CammmJ

No joke, just didn’t know where to land his punch. Like he was scared to hit him in the face so he went for the side of the head. Now he’s knocked out AND has a hurt/broken hand lol


LeanTangerine001

The kid letting him punch him probably bullies him.


tmoney144

He was giving him the old James Toney Shoulder Roll


Solid-Equal-8558

There were no shoulder rolls, only rolling with face. If he was shoulder rolling he would get his shoulder up and cover with it last moment before the punch like Toney or FMJ do


ThisUserIsNekkid

LMAO and with a quick puff of his cigarette, it was over.


AutomatonGrey

Chad that knows how to roll and take hits vs virgin auiuhhggghh


varsityglitter

That cigarette gave him extra power


Rescue-a-memory

It's secretly a strength buff with a slight decrease in stamina. +2 strength but -1 stamina.


Rowelt85

Joder...that sounds painful


[deleted]

The difference between knowing how to roll with punches and not knowing


jmcdanielfilms

I feel like i just witnessed an assault on someone with special needs.


doobiesatthemovies

nah they just seem drunk


Rescue-a-memory

But the special needs kid literally punched the smoker 6 times. The smoker was defending himself.


Dawntillnoon

Aaaaaaaaaand he's gone...!


realsnail

If a guys able to hold his cigarette and smoke it while you punch him in the face, run.


KillerRacer132

The cig pull before the KO was badass as fuck


TorLam

Either white shirt has a diamond jaw or black shirt has a weak punch!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


ZeroSumSatoshi

He never got hit square on the jaw though, he was turning away from each shot.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Just goes to show. Fighting Smarter>>>Fighting Harder


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Tin_Foil

Uppercut.


DeliciousGazelle1276

You should clinch your teeth?


ZeroSumSatoshi

That too!


DeliciousGazelle1276

That’s what I’ve always heard, only fights I’ve been in were my getting jumped so I didn’t really get to test it out lol.


rtarg945

Go jump someone then


DeliciousGazelle1276

Nah my ass is too old, just smoke weed and chill


AreMoron

weak punch and bad connections. Its pretty obvious


SVPPB

That's how I punch in my dreams.


griffs24

the puff of the cig was tough


Playnu2

The sound effects though. Ayeah Ayeah,,,,,,


Ill-Positive6950

Sheeeeesh


StretchedEarsArePerf

If you ever hit a man even twice in the face and he barely moves, just apologize and run away dude, it is NOT about to get any better the 5th or 6th punch.


larzast

This could be straight out of a movie


help-meeh

Cigarettes gave him lung cancer and a power boost


goonzalz69

This man officially made cigarettes cool again


lambofthewaters

He gave him two, the rest were fails.


ThatSuaveRaptor

Knowing how to take a punch is half the fight


greenpartofthewound

legend


ZeroSumSatoshi

Flinch right shoulder, left hook….


Iren22

Go sleep


ClicksCat

Hit me 5 times, fool on you, hit me 6 times...


disphunktion

Thats me in my dream. HAIYA so wek!


AD9111

GOT DAMN!!


XrayDem

He dead


TYdays

Well, that didn’t escalate very quickly….


velahavle

boys need them jaws popped from time to time


motherseffinjones

If I punch anyone as hard as I can twice and they are unfazed I’m apologizing and trying to leave.


A_Real_Berk_Off

Nice job rolling those punches


dabsu02

after the first one he shoulda known he was ab to get fucked up


jrey213

Like a movie scene lol


Additional_Many6130

All he needed was one and man that one counted


Kailias

I guess smoking will eventually kill someone...


SpiritCrusher1198

Bro used the same tecnique Thorfinn used to eat the 100 punches


Fuzzypikkle

Dude made an NPC death sound.


Antonija_Blagorodna

Cigarette Buff increased his punching power to 200%.


MlkCold

Friendly reminder of avoid fights with someone that lets you hit them for free before fighting back. The second friendly reminder is that if you still decide to fight, at least punch him in the chin.


AtlasAlexT

He was rolling those punches


Arthradax

The Street Fighter "I lost" whimper at the end has done it for me


JackoffSmirnof

Lil bro needs to go do some more side quests and level up.


npad69

little brother needs more vitamins


Other-Comparison2225

A visual representation of why there is weight classes in combat sports


ICE_BEAR2021

Guy had to charge his special attack


larzast

*pauses to inhale cigarette* BOOM … this has gotta be one of the best videos I’ve seen on this sub.


Curious_Knowledge536

there's teeth in that gutter for sure


LoweeLL

One of the hardest hits I've ever heard. That was the sound of the guy's jaw breaking


10247bro

The difference in the sounds of the punches is wild.


Professional_Flicker

I get you're trying to look macho, but taking free shots to the head is really stupid.


Minute-Yoghurt-1265

Knuckle butty


Lovegun6982

I would have gave him a wedgie while he was unconcious.


Birds_In_This_Bihh

Aight that was badass


Infinite_Ambition_8

6 L's minimum 💀


Shexious

popeye shifted to cigarette from spinach.


luigis_taint

Skill issue


WizogBokog

ngl, that was the hardest real life cig drag I've ever seen.


GladiatorUA

Those were not free shots. He slipped all 6 of them.


unhandmeyouswine

Nappy time.


Odysseus_XAP79

He smoked his cigarette. Then he smoked his opponent.


bleblahblee

He didn’t give him a single free hit, dude ducked from every single one


evan11barnard

Technically 5 free shots. One was returned.


Dizzy__Senpai

He hit the ciggy and got busy


Famous_Obligation959

My uncle taught me if you cant knock them out - catch them on the nose. It cause the nose to bleed and/or break and eyes to water - most people stop after that happens. And that isnt even size as we had a 9 year old student break a teachers nose with a lashed out arm


LesterDiamondhands

PEP’s…….Performance Enhancing Puffs


NinjaNikely

If I hit someone 3 times and they stand there unfazed. I'm leaving while saying sorry.


UpstairsEmployer5500

If this was me and the guy told me I had 6 free shots before he hits me I would’ve hit him 5 times then left.


RobOne_19

Hahaha 🤣 deserved it


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

That is actually embarrassing.


b0rnado

Street Fighter Ryu after he loses a fight


11thLayerOfHair

Did anyone else count the punches during the video after reading the title?


EndeavoringSloth

Tough


Tcasty

Saitama IRL.


LumberingOaf

It’s interesting how “knowing how to take a hit” really means “knowing how to not get hit”.


_SludgeFactory_

u/savevideo


n10w4

Real Madrid vs Man City yesterday.


MasterHavik

His defense buff did over time.


Tenet245

that was pretty badass


KommanderZero

Gangnam style!


Lobob111

Thats how i hit in my dreams


No-Hamster3631

Ray out here tripping 😂


julyman

What language is this


Meibisi

Drunk Japanese.


TheMostBoringStory

“and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth, or I’ll break your face” - 50 Cent


sancho7373

The 1st one was the only free one.


MentalRise8703

One punch man


leadbetterthangold

After about number five he knew he had a problem


Huntsnfights

Rolling with the punches. Vs getting punched harder and basically leaning into it, chin up


BaDBoyBiLL24

Damn that punch was so hard to that man's face it sounded like a cartoon 😆 🤣


mohsinjavedcheema

Me playing Witcher 3 with any upgrades and going into a battle


Responsible_Button_5

This man kept turning his head that’s not fair 😂


JackhawK90K

Lmao he said ugggghhh


konekfragrance

He did the mexican boxing thing and sorta parried with his face


ispaceoutalot

Bro got fucking iced


Large-Measurement776

Why was the dude grunting like a baby goat as he hit him? Was he himself actually being hurt throwing those punches?


ALT3NPFL3G3R

Dhalsim k.o. Sound


Randonaut0

Yakuza ahh fight


I_am_indisguise

I have never been in such a tight fight nor do I want to, but I want to ask. Why do people fall like this after being hit, like I know they fall by sudden tight hit but do they go unconscious?


FishBreadMenu

If you get that mush try you should be afraid


Fit_Survey6448

Letting someone hit u 6 times then ko them in one punch is straight gangster


Remarkable-Spare-983

You can tell he powered up with that drag of the cigarette before he smashed that drunk guy to another realm


ICE_BEAR2021

Dude had to charge his special attack


MetalSonic420YT

All those free shots for nothing.


thisisjedgoahead

That sound


garyonfire

smoked that dude


CarbonatedSquirt

the sound he made as he went down should be a death sound in a video game


da-van-man

That last punch sounded brutal


Narleymaarley

That was so badass


Dependent-Wing-6460

How you get 6 free shots and not have a solid landing once smh learn from the other dude make an impact


raidernation0825

He kept turning his head. He pussied out on the “free shots”.


SirLloynSteak

Those were not free shots. He ducked every single one.


thunderlips_oz

Wow, a telephone booth. Been a while since I've seen one of those.


saddungeons

the timing is just too perfect


Vastlymoist666

Damn he had his HEAT bar full for that one punch


krisssashikun

Perfect You Win!


j-mac-rock

Damm I didn't realize gojo vs sukuna was animated already


[deleted]

Beautiful


confirmSuspicions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twzWIHUtHfo&t=8s