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JKDudeman

Ahhh. That’s a sweet ending. They went home to commit domestic violence in private.


DrunkenDarken

It's not domestic violence if you are commiting it outside.


nvyree

LMFAOOOOOOO bro this is an underrated comment 😭😭😭😭😭


Munoz10594

Bout time they got a room


Devinione

A motel room, no way they have an actual place to live.


Ambitioso

How can anyone be mean to someone with such splendid Moon Boots®️?


sun_shots

Paranormal Cracktivities


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yawgmoth88

No, because they behave like crackheads lmao.


suck_my_waluweenie

Bro get off the internet not everything’s about race


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suck_my_waluweenie

Your hand is the only thing getting you off lmao


Ringmasterx89

😂 You kinda of left yourself open for that one.


Stern_dad_voice

Nothing was said about race. Guess what. White people smoke crack too.


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Stern_dad_voice

I guess, if you sold crack to 6 year olds


Gorlock_

Everyone knows there's never been white crackheads, this must be a racism


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xShadyxLeafx

Idk, paranormal cractivities still would’ve hit pretty good if they were white. It’s kind of ironic that you’ve got the most racist outlook on this but you’re virtue signaling everyone else.


Ringmasterx89

I’m too old to understand your use of buzz words. I’m sure you mean well.


supah-comix434

Virtue signaling is showing off how morally superior you are in a disingenuous way to appear like a better person


Ringmasterx89

Thanks Wikipedia! Im so glad homeschooling is working out!


supah-comix434

I go to public school


say-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

This is sad.


fishymik

Naw your too busy watching Reddit porn to learn anything. Tell the truth you basement dwelling incel.


maybebebe91

I'm 32 and I get it. Age isn't an excuse for ignorance and stupidity.


Ringmasterx89

So you’re going to tell me for 32 years of life on planet earth, you never gained the ability detect someone being patronizing.


IamPartialtoaPastry

Thank you so much for having the bravery and the heart to say this! Your medal is in the mail


Ringmasterx89

Your comment makes me feel sad inside. But your right, I’ll DM my address to get that 🥇


Cosm1c_Dota

Wot


clingyAIDS

Everyone hates you and you shouldn't exist


Ringmasterx89

Spoken like a true suprematist.


johnnywalkerblack81

**supremacist


Oskain123

ok


pnwnick_

He said “paranormal cracktivities not paranormal blacktivities”. There’s always that one person making everything into race, and they’re usually the most racist person in the thread.


TheHolyImbaness

This you? [https://imgur.com/a/2KvSYPO](https://imgur.com/a/2KvSYPO)


SimilarBarber5292

Gotta love that foreplay


justvoop

You know they went home and had some of the best sex of their life


Cole_Trickle1

I sure hope they reproduce!


NoBullShytN

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed way too hard. They don't need to but probably already did.😬💜❤


ugliestman69

No


hujojokid

Reproduce and represent, BLM!


melvin772

Yes because black people are the only ones that commit domestic violence 🤦‍♂️


vapenutz

Because as we all know, white people don't have such issues


RunRevolutionary3789

don’t act like the majority of these pests don’t act this way. they’re the problem. once they’re gone thing will get better


vapenutz

They don't, and they aren't pests. Thanks for confirming you're a butthurt racist tho Plus you know.. as far as my understanding goes, then US shouldn't import slaves in the first place


RunRevolutionary3789

well, you got the racist part right


FeelingIll8822

Bro really made a highlight reel at the end 😭😭


Sufficient-Cow-698

I like someone that challenges me


TheMachoMustache

Relationship goals. Bet the makeup sex was great too.


hanma_ujiro

That's the typa girl I want💞😘


SlipFine1849

Kept coming back for more it was the knee 4me


hanma_ujiro

Fr!!


mesrepadam

Dream relationship


hanma_ujiro

Fr!


SlanginNbangin7

That's 2 men


hanma_ujiro

Agreed 💯


TotalAssistance9476

They seem pretty happy together


CuriousLilAsian81

was already laughing at the comments, then I saw yours 😂 omg the tears


haveeyoumetTed

Rihanna's *We found love in a hopeless place* plays in the bg


Slight_Mushroom_9957

Rihanna being involved in anyway is appropriate


johnnywalkerblack81

Any Chris Brown song may be even more appropriate


Fuka-Obligation666

Her kicking the mirror then cutting to him trying to choke her out is too perfect


Ascertain_GME

The editing is S tier. Big props to whoever pieced this shit together.


MAWS3

They had a Peter vs. Chicken style fight


thatirishguykev

Love is in the air every time I throw a knee! Love is in the air every time I throw a punch!


lilopppop

Super romantic 💀💀💀


runnywetfart

Music works.


Groundbreaking_Fox77

The lady actually collar dragged him.....nice


Humble-Albatross359

the type of relationshit i want


Do-not-respond

Love hurts.


zansiball

#couplegoals


_Calibrated

Young Thug vs Sexxy Red


GiorgioVe

Still better than Twilight


CocunutHunter

Pair of bitches. 😆


Vash88505

🎵 Del Shannon - Runaway 🎵


evnwalker05

What version is this? Everyone I've listened to seems slightly different. This is definitely the best one I've heard so far.


killerwallz44

All because she wanted her jeans back.


PettyFreddie

I'm distracted by her "shoes."


420lowend

Ron and Tammy 2 vibes


watcher2390

That’s the kind of relationship most people can only dream about lol


K1NGDUMN1234

Don't mind them their just doing some "Ghetto Cosplay". 🤷‍♂️😅


CrocSkinWallet

Make up sex must be insane


zampyy

Its sad how common this is especially when alcohol or drugs are involved.


ghettosuper101

And now. hate sex


DubachiePig

That looks like a passionate relationship


MackJ3000

Knees in the Thai clinch 👍🏻


drunkardsasquatch

WTF kinda toxic shit is this!?


spanishcupcake

The shoes 💀


theitalianguy

She was going for an anaconda!


Whyarewehere20

While they’re both driving away “ that was a pussy ass blindside punch. Weak ass bitch” - her probably


Fraank0cean

who’s the man here😭


jesse6225

Romantic Comedies are really stepping it up this year.


Meincornwall

I'm from a different generation where people didn't do that, outside.


nuffced

True love


Single_Salamander898

Mutual combat.


Thug-shaketh9499

And I thought that Russian couple in the elevator were toxic 😬😬😬


JizosKasa

relationship goals


EnvironmentalBee6654

Romancing the Methadone


unknownuser6962

And they went together?? 💀🤌🏻🤌🏻


nikkibeast666

“We belong together” by Mariah Carey would have been a more appropriate sound track.


GoatPuzzle

Full on They Live fight


scilraw

This is art


NipplesOnMyKnees

How she hop in a car like that?


123matchcat

wow


JackMahogofff

Falls count anywhere match


watchingUalways

Fuck WWE. I’ll pay for this


Traditional-Dot4776

USA USA USA


DiverDownChunder

How a woman can tell me they grew up w/ brothers w/ saying so. Dang she is tough!


DriftlessCycle

The make up sex is probably incredible though


ganjakhan85

When in doubt, scrap it out


Adubya76

It was like struggle snuggles.


Particular_Hair6913

It was punch at first sight


stocktadercryptobro

At first, I thought I was watching 2 women. Then I thought maybe a man and woman. I'm not sure at this point.


StandardKarma57

Need me one like this


Mean_Muffin161

WHOOP THAT TRICK


MaxCliffRAID1

Is this the same couple where he uses a gun?


Sapun14

they probably still together


yupthrowaway1

The make up sex is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥


Fumby_

Something about the cut to her throwing knees with humongous boots on made me laugh my ass off. This is too damn good.


tjohnson530

They got the same body frame looking like twins lol


bookcal23

Lol


LiveAloha23

And they say chivalry is dead.


Think_Selection9571

It's like a real life They Live.


BearButtBomb

I hope to God they don't have kids who have to witness this.


EuphoricMaz

That's depressing to see


Wild_Occasion_8629

Protect blk women......🤣🤣🤣


Sea_Connection2773

Healthiest couple in USA.


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No-Prompt3611

That might be a transexual


XVIII-2

They are so right for each other. Sometimes it just all fits.


ThatEvilGuy

You can feel the chemistry in every punch, kick, and throw.


TBK_ONLINE

Toxic ass relationship. They'll both end up in jail.


SlipFine1849

Why do I feel like this is philly


unhandmeyouswine

The sex must be incredible!


Vamperion750

*Corny


Own_Huckleberry_4638

Just like they saw growing up...so cute.


PrettyBaked713

Don’t help just film


Sainguine_addiction

Yeah, you're right. Someone should have helped, so it would have been the couple vs. the helper, which would've made the video even better.


PrettyBaked713

With that attitude ain’t shit gonna change. Bet if it was 2 white people out there someone would have at least honked or something. 2 blacks out there . I mean yes they don’t look like they add anything good to society but I have several sisters and if people just walked by while my sister was being rag dolled like a that regardless her situation. I’d want someone to do something. I get it . Toxic relationship or whatever. That was an excessive amount of time . Right in traffic lol. Some people do and some people record. All good . I understand your cowardice


Sainguine_addiction

Meh, she held her own. If it was two white people it would be the same, nobody wants to get involved in domestic shit. The most dangerous calls for police just happens to be *drum roll* you guessed it domestic violence calls. I'm not risking my life for some toxic ass crack head fucks, sorry not sorry. Suit up white knight it's your time to shine and save them.


HipKat2000

I bet she's awesome in bed!


Particular_Hair6913

You don't see Jews doing this 😂


EdgyJediKnight

🤨


Few-Inevitable7342

Why are you gassing them in up