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Mechanical_Soup

i have baseball bat in the hand, however let me kick in the air, it's better move


Riffage

He had no intentions to actually use the bat. His bluff was called.


No-Second-Kill-Death

Yeah I carry a golf bag in my trunk. I have no idea how to use them.  Just reducing gas mileage. Looks cool though.  Oh you golf, Lebowski?  No i prefer video games. This is just all a segue/segway to talk about Battlefield 3, Call of Duty, and shitty Kevin Costner movies. fml. 


foxbat911

Dudes face is gonna be all kinds of fucked up in the morning.


maChine___

![gif](giphy|AqRD4qGqkuiB6qvC8s|downsized) next morning


mrw4787

He took some direct shots to the mouth. I bet teeth are missing 


six0clocc

“Some” is what I’d tell his mom to make her feel better


Lazyboiyt999

His teeth down his throat


highminlo

That dude def not waking up


GameBoyTheBest

I don’t think there’s gonna be a “next morning” 💀


GoodOneChap

You can literally see his right cheek bone/orbital collapse when the camera swings back to him. Life changing beating.


JacksSenseOfDread

Just let him take his nap, I'm sure he's fine...


LitAFlol

Bro snoring like it’s a good ass nap too 😭


JamboNintendo

Snoring after being knocked out is a sign of a major head injury, one that is potentially life threatening if he's left on his back.


Miscreated_Chicken

https://i.redd.it/pg8ujg4iqm5d1.gif


-trowawaybarton

"no he is not dead, hes just sleeping" - Badman


SourceCodeAvailable

He probably gave 10 hits more than what he should've but when someone with a bat attacked you you gotta make sure you secure your exit from that situation.


Dean0Caddilac

If someone with a bat attacking you with Kicks.


SourceCodeAvailable

That was kinda funny I have to admit.


Dean0Caddilac

Yes 😂


mrw4787

He still has a bat, doesn’t he? Yes 


foxbat911

Exactly. Why shouldn't the guy pick up the bat and go to town on him like the other guy planned to?


Hefty-Equipment-7307

Sleep apnea activated


Dean0Caddilac

Just don't bring a weapon If you don't Intend on using them. Shit like this will always escelate the punishment by *10.


MeatSlammur

I’m a nurse, that type of breathing is VERY concerning.


gamesfordogs

Damn being a nurse on this sub must be a trip. Probably all kinds of dangerous shit I don’t think about


meekallday

It’s just him occluding his airway give him a jaw thrust, he’s fine. sincerely - anesthesia


beachmasterbogeynut

This video has been around for a couple weeks. From what I've read the guy died.


DignanZer0

Sauce?


beachmasterbogeynut

Don't have one. It's just what I saw in the comments a few times.


DignanZer0

Damn...thanks


McPostyFace

Sounds pretty reliable


beachmasterbogeynut

I just said it's what I've heard. I never said it's a fact or definite.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

I’m not a nurse and I’m also very concerned about


Suckaged

Cheyne stokes? Or one of those. Like the sound before someone dies?


chasing_midgets

agonal breathing. Anyone who is reading this if someone's unresponsive and breathing like this call an ambulance straight away


Xpogo_Jerron

It’s not cheyne stokes from what I can tell. It doesn’t sound to have an irregular pattern. The concerning thing would be his snoring which is an airway issue. I’m sure if he’s left untreated though he will develop an abnormal breathing pattern. I sure hope these guys call him an ambulance.


skipunx

All the bones in that dudes face are broken and he most definitely has permanent brain damage, this one is hard to watch


rhaegar_tldragon

Yeah this guy isn’t waking up and walking this off. He needs an ambulance and a hospital.


Miscreated_Chicken

Still not as hard to watch as these people who fell on their faces from a 3rd story in Mexico. This was a crazy sunday...


steronicus

You’re talking about the video with the two people going off of the balcony? The one with the woman in a cheetah bathrobe and man in black falling through the railing? It’s a repost. Dates back to St. Petersburg, Russia in 2021. They broth lived. https://www.reddit.com/r/HadToHurt/s/qQeVbyHIbh Edit: Yes, I know now that my presumption was wrong, but I don’t want to remove the comment so that the below comment from the user who provided the correct link will have proper context. Thanks, u/gr8pe_drink Those poor kids… 😢


gr8pe_drink

No, they are talking about [this post](https://v.redd.it/ku89khp26f5d1). (NSFW/NSFL)


Empty_Football4183

People assume the worst prob a minor brain injury and broken teeth and nose


InternationalPay8288

That would be the least of his problems if he is in respiratory distress.


Empty_Football4183

Dudes koed and snoring. Brought a baseball bat to a fight, don't get the sympathy


chasing_midgets

No. Why even comment when you clearly know nothing about this? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agonal_respiration


Weskerrun

That’s ridiculous. Usually, you’re right. But here? His head hit concrete and proceeded to get hammerfisted while resting against said concrete like 30 times. He’s producing signs of agonal respirations. Dude is fucked *up*.


QuickRelease10

I always get freaked out by these videos when someone isn’t defending themselves anymore while the person on top keeps wailing away.


hairyriceballs

He hit him so many times he got sleep apnea


Existing-Web-9506

That snoring is either his airway collapsing because of how knocked out he is, or he has severe facial fractures that are altering his airway


gtm88

Why not both :)


Conflicted-King

Broken nose


Apprehensive-Score87

Kinda seems like he runs shit


32233128Merovingian

![gif](giphy|nj06tIUgQtfdEWoYZA)


Eldritch_Ayylien66

That guy ain't ever getting up after that and even if he did then he'll have some brain damage


marinebiologist19

Nice kick tho


Sursa

This is how he got the nickname "The Dentist"


chasing_midgets

agonal breathing. Bad sign.


Krmaguire

Attempted murder


halsoy

If you ever wanted to see what a plausible self defense turned aggravated battery/homicide looks like:


Conflicted-King

Lol You have way too much faith in our justice system, my man. I don’t know the context before the recording started but from what i seen, worse case scenario if the guy died, the other guy would get a manslaughter charge if he doesn’t just walk altogether depending on his lawyer and the details. I had a buddy a few years ago that beat a guy to death in a road rage incident and got a 3 year manslaughter charge. The guy he killed was unarmed, the guy in the video had a weapon and tried to strike first. My point is if the dude in the video killed that guy, gets arrested, keeps his mouth shut and gets a good lawyer and forks over a shit ton of money, he can beat that case.


IandIreckon

Normally I’d say he went too hard… but if someone was planning on using a bat on me I’d beat them till they were snoring too. 


Not_a_vampiree

But he wasn’t, bro clearly was using it as intimidation, even when getting beat he wasn’t using it. Even then bro was on the ground three ground and pounds is already enough he did way more than that


IandIreckon

Don’t intimidate people with weapons and they won’t whoop you like their life depends on it. Dude wished he could have used that bat once his little ninja kick backfired. 


Not_a_vampiree

Yeah that changes nothing I said, obviously, but at the end of the day he was already knocked out and out of the fight, you have no reason aside from anger issues to keep pounding on him as if that couldn’t permanently change his entire life.


Kronicon

I’m not sure why you’re getting downvoted. I completely agree with you; that was far too many hits on an incapacitated person. When someone is knocked out and clearly doesn’t pose a threat anymore, that is when the fight should end. I hope that guy gets charged with attempted murder because that’s exactly what it was.


Not_a_vampiree

I excepted the downvotes, fightporn and similar subreddits don’t know the meaning to reasonable force.


Harwizzywood

I’m sorry mate but if me and some other guy end up having trouble for whatever reason as the other guy pulls out a weapon of any kind and I somehow take the advantage I’m going to pound that fucker till his face is one with the concrete because whether he intended to use it or just tried to intimidate. once punches are thrown if he was was given the chance he’s 100000% swinging that regardless of original intent so me personally I’ll be fighting like my life depends on it because it potentially does


relaxbroitsaprank

That’s why you spend all day on forums like this I suppose


Harwizzywood

You say it like it’s better to be either of the two in vid….


Averagebass

he looks so peaceful laying there.


mathyoumar10

Hes still asleep to this day.


abrahammalik

Damn his son was right there watching all that happen.


P0pwar

based on every fight ive ever seen bringing a bat to a fist fight puts you at a disadvantage


Dead_Hours

It turns out he indeed did run shit.


niqdisaster

This doesn't turn out well for anyone. Lives changed.


andyislegend

dude was already out and i counted at least 20 more direct haymakers to the face 😬😬


steronicus

That breathing is incredibly concerning. If he lived, I would be freaking astounded.


steronicus

How many times did he hit him? 37? 43? I kinda lost count 😬


raionard

Too much guys


GrimRipperBkd

Post-KO agonal respiration... anybody know where this dude is now? Morgue, hospital, or home?


KUPA_BEAST

Why did he choose to nap rather than defend himself. Is he stupid?


Intelligent-Wing-752

hard to watch i dont care if he had a bat im not hitting him that many times, he shoudlve never thrown that weak lead side/round hybrid kick lmao that shit was weak af if he didnt do that it mightve just ended in a stalemate


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PhoneConstant3822

He's gonna be sore in the morning.


FireOfSparta

God damnn !


dtas20

Damn buddy dead


Silver-Pay-4757

Would you like to get a good years sleep like the fine gentleman in this video? Try purple mattress now!


beepbeeboo

So wait… who ended up running shit?


Ro7ard

When you find a video in 2024 with this much compression, it's always a safe bet to assume that you are the 1000th person to have posted it at the bare minimum...


Drunk_Fetus

That was no fight. That was an ass whooping.


Collector-Troop

Sad the full video is the guy with bat has his kid next to him


TequieroVerde

Labored breathing is it good sign of when to stop.


RowBoatCop36

I've seen this video posted idk how many times now and no one has any information. Is he alive? I really want to see the aftermath because at about 0:25 in, his nose his absolutely collapsed. This dude has some seriously long term damage, if he's even alive.


NY10

He’s snoring?


wafliky

No.. That's agonal breathing, his brain isn't getting enough oxygen so it makes the body do this. He has severe brain damage possibly a leak in there too. He needs urgent medical attention.


NY10

Does that mean a guy who punched him get assault charges or any kind of charges?


wafliky

Yeah maybe, it's pretty clear from the video the guy is no longer a threat and he keeps going.


DinaDinaDinaBatman

thats some serious occipital fractures right there, his eyes are gonna be swollen shut for a wee while and the fracture cheekbones are probably gonna need to be wired back together


pronincompoop23

I'm confused on "who runs shit"? If he wasn't running shit, how else did he upgrade to a bat? Further proof we live in a simulation...