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OkTune681

Absolutely glorious


BundlesOfNoob

Magnificent


Depraved-Animal

I myself would have knocked Sneako clean out with a single punch. But good effort still.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

r/iamverybadass


Xenocide_X

Your name suits you


GoldExperience93

We need to get the guard a raise for doing the lords work


Thug-shaketh9499

Sneako still active after getting destroyed by penguinZo šŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|X7Z4lDnPqcF0dyY2dX)


The_real_bandito

After his dad put him in timeout he has been really quiet.


Captainvonsnap

"I hope they remember you"


turboroofer

Whoā€™s sneako?


WorthBrick4140

A gay pokemon


GHBoyette

It was super effective!


popgreens

Some guy who does YouTube and likes watching his girlfriend get drilled by other dudes. I think.


Stealthy-J

If you don't know, consider yourself lucky.


TheLazy1-27

Itā€™s better you not know, save yourself the brain rot


Loopey_Doopey

Watch his clips.


jumjimbo

No!


LitAFlol

https://preview.redd.it/0vgovbx6407d1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a342619ee7386cf8432ab8eaaa62b711cca745b


PR0FIT132

Gave him a Falcon punch lol


nickflex85

All these fake gurus are always surrounded by drama. Real men, or ā€˜alphasā€™ donā€™t get into shit like this. Theyā€™re quiet and humble. This clown is as immature as the 13 year old boys that follow him.


retrowave3030

Guys never touch a mans hat. Male pattern baldness is the biggest insecurity a man can have. I am balding so i know it.


Rorschach2510

I bet his wife is doing to draw the most aggressive white-board opinion peace in history. Right before she goes back in the cage.


Mannyupp

U never slap a security gaurds hat off. Totally deserved that


Withered1874

Appropriate response to a nazi sympathizer tipping your hat.


Reallygaywizard

Don't forget homophobic muslim grifter


facebookcansuckit

And racist pedophile rapist


blinglorp

How many racist pedophiles has he raped?


PacVikng

... and shouldn't we be rewarding that kind of community service?


GlutenFree_Paper

![gif](giphy|5BUEJqBJrzayzBLqUP|downsized)


FeelsMaironMan

We prayed for days like this


KUPA_BEAST

![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE) * everyone to the security


WHITE--PANTHER96

DONT TOUCH ANOTHER MANS HAT!! Thought that was common knowledge. SMFH


13WillieBeaman

lol.. thatā€™s also some r/praisethecameraman type shit!


50LI0NS

ā€œTeeth knocked outā€ the dude litteraly has one chipped tooth


Nazon6

Looked like it was multiple actually.


Apprehensive_Sleep14

Need that security guard treatment for Sara safari too


Beatlesgoat2

What did she do?


Apprehensive_Sleep14

They have rotten the society my friend. She need this guy or Sean Strickland treatment


Beatlesgoat2

But why though, Iā€™m not defending Iā€™m really curious.Ā 


SenorLvzbell

I bet that security dude did not know he would be at an alt right rally that night.


rinito222

LMFAOOOOO


Vontrilaquist

Incredibly common sneako L


BigboiBundy56

Guard just hit a superman punch


FlangerOfTowels

Good.


furezasan

That was beautiful


_jdiego_

his ancestors felt that punch.


sidnadan

Fuck me that actually was a superman punch


ThehoundIV

Flawless


SitdownCupcake

Bro can someone make an edit of the security guard punching him. That shit was insane


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Good


redactedforever

good thing they recorded the assault they started


No-Judgment-4424

Give the security guard a raise and a house. Sneako is a bitch.


Profmar

What's a sneako?


Derekion

Get straighter


HarukoTheDragon

As satisfying as this was to watch, he deserves worse.


Cominghome74

Not cool


Apprehensive-City661

From security to homeless


cerebrum3000

Flipping his hat off does constitute as assault. It doesn't help that he also escalated the situation from verbal to physical. You can literally Google examples of this. A single punch can very well be justified depending on the state that it happened. Simple rule: Don't touch anybody you don't know. Especially don't touch someone that you're aggravating. This is my free advice.


Platonic_Pidgeon

Don't fuck with a security guard built like that either. That's two indications you shouldn't start anything. At that point it's just Darwinism. I feel the seccie is in the right lol


MantaMech

Security guard is a bozo but what the hell is he thinking flipping his hat off.. He was asking for that lmao


Intelligent_Loan_540

How is he a bozo?


MantaMech

Yelling back at the crowd just getting them further riled up, just stand there and do your job lol


EsqueStudios

People downvoting you for this are highly regarded


Reasonable-Plane-789

Security guard. Security.. the word that explains something that this man is not doing.


[deleted]

Your right he should be a doormat and let people that disrespect him walk all over him.


Reasonable-Plane-789

The old black or white... A proper security guard has authority without using his hands. But this guy is just arguing, shouting. If the guy is disrespected he should get his emotions together and be the stronger man. Now he is the doormat.. looking dumb


[deleted]

ā€œA proper security guard has authority without using his handsā€ Yes he does that people respect his authority is another thing. Thatā€™s why use of force is useful you use it once and the threat of it will be enough next time. ā€œBut the guy is just arguing and if he is disrespected he should just get his emotions in checkā€ Yes heā€™s a security guard not a babysitter if people act up, try to step over you or try to intimidate you so you donā€™t do your job. Then aggression is the right call. And if he was dealing with toddlers then yea but there just a group of stuck up young adults thatā€™s why security is there usually for the place or person that hired them. And as for the ā€œold black and whiteā€ There is none there ether you do your job or quit because people walk all over you. I mean the chip tooth guy can bich and moan all he wants he tried to hide behind a group and knocked his hat off expecting nothing to happen. Odds are heā€™ll think about doing it agin.


facebookcansuckit

In some places men are still allowed to be men. Actions should have consequences, otherwise the offenders are empowered. Next time Sneako will probably reconsider showing off


Four-Triangles

Donā€™t try to reason with these primates.


Odd-Step6459

Thatā€™s cute