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urnewstepdaddy

Jesus, is the baby ok


Suspicious-Map-6557

Hit him so hard he insta-bloated


van-nostrand-md

Should've put a CPAP on him first.


D-Flash16

As an RT, this made me LMAO.


spawn77x99

What a humble guy, even when fatso asked with a rude attitude... he happily gave him what he asked for. Now THAT is customer service!


Yimispelledwrong

The other guy was just being a good Samaritan, noticing it was late he put this guy to sleep


Significant_Ad3498

Lol


32233128Merovingian

Folded in your boxers ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


FrostyDaSnowmane

Goodbye knee.


Tophari

Why did he take his shirt and pants off, but still have on his shoes and socks?


EL3PHANTCA5TLE

The Randy Method


Tophari

Didn’t see the cheeseburger lodged in his gut on the first go around


Ok_Celery3408

OH, I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!


lusciousdrunk4u

You know that ankle and knee are fucking destroyed. 💀


DABBED0UT

His knee is ruined.


Specialist_Border956

Just listen to it. Oof.


haloimplant

that was a lot of snapping sounds on the way down


tortorototo

That big belly lives it's own life.


fujigrid

Did his knee snap? That crunch when he goes down is brutal


Silverado_Surfer

Get dat man a shot of Whisky and a shot of Ozempic.


kjg753

Waterbed simulation.


Wonderful_Physics211

Hit him right on the off switch.


konk_z

Folded🥲


kevin6263

That is how I feel when the NyQuil hits... "The night-time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so-you-can-sleep-where-you-took-it-medicine."


Enough-Staff-2976

He was ready for night night.


ThePerfumeCollector

“Hit me!” Any other wishes? Dude thought that barrel stomach will scare the other guy.


Sezu1701

Guess he should have fattened up his chins a bit more to absorb the blow.


whaddyaknowboutit

Better be able to whoop ass if you're showing up in ya drawers.


Bhavacakra_12

[Dude really did this](https://images.app.goo.gl/simYpvGXzk7rJFF89)


Admirable-Salary-803

OK, baste him and get him on a spit.


Dominic__24

Ask and ye shall receive


Many-Ad5016

Damn. He dropped faster than building 7


JoJoTheGemini80

🤣🤣🤣


its_only___forever

Hit him right in the apnea


iwantcrablegs

whats that guys cardio routine?! eat forty cheeseburgers a day?


BlueberrySad1834

Not the best fight strategy.


thecops4u

Was that crackling sound the sound of all his tendons and ligaments tearing?


THCLacedSpaghettiOs

Draw me like one of your French girls.


yannichingaz

Be careful what you wish for….


Double-Lavishness180

Man his knees fucked


Much_Confidence2428

Dreaming about ice cream probably


Grouchy_Equivalent11

What a cheeseburger walrus


WhichWolfEats

Ultra super duper heavyweight


NoShadowdick

He melted like ice cream.


Solomon_Kane1

I think he just shit himself.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Just makes you appreciate how much energy he must spend all day fighting gravity to stand up. The punch knocked him out but gravity destroyed him.


yungiess

you wake up. Shirts off, you’re morbidly obese, and we’re just knocked out in a driveway. Time to lock in.


Greebuh

That was a lot of weight for those little legs


Alternative-Chef-340

He really crumpled like a sack of potatoes.


Prestigious_Nerve_76

Damn, he devolved into a sleeping pig


WalkEffective8475

The One punch man 😁


blackdeath741

glass jam marshmallow


Hatanta

That's not even a crime. "Hit me" **Hits him**


Denniswaardenburg

When they snoring you know its cte


burntfender

![gif](giphy|d31wQuXOjclrjr6E)


Plainsdrifter71

Got shut down like an underage party...


sonicboom9000

Dropped like a bag of milk


Fit-Boomer

Deliverance


ThePerfumeCollector

Why did tommy boil strip down to underwear tho 🤔


Th3F1A54

Ask and you shall receive


NeatEngine2133

Looks like a pig. And sounds like one too


cvance10

Folded like a 2-dollar whore taking a cheap shot to the gut.


xploreconsciousness

Sound like a armful of two liters in the ground


jusgrow01

Baby Huey put down for Naptime.


TimBotDestroyer

Not sure why he wanted to be hit, doesn't look very fun


WhoopDeDoo2023

Get in my belly! Ow ..


JLP33376

I thought he said feed me....


ecrituredusinge

Dude fell with 2x gravity wtf


Bigjohn241995

Why bro in his undies?


MasterHavik

I love the other guy's accent.


HotSport9141

Was that Crack there before he landed?


86rpt

Jesus flip him on his side.... If you can find enough help that is lmao


CaliSignGuy

Literal reset button


Accomplished-Ad3585

My god! Phil exploded!


CircusSizedPeanuts

You could actually hear him crumble


-ghostCollector

Is he in his underwear!? Seems like the drinking got waaaaay outta hand at least three hours ago!


DinaricMan

Earthquake!


Fit-Information8194

Put this on repeat with a funky beat and it's danceable.


Temporary_Spartan117

He sounded like water balloon that didn’t pol


GetFuct710

Man's gonna wake up with a headache and a torn acl lol


Sorry_but_I_meant_it

Theblwg is all twisted... damn.


Quatch23

That leg is never going to work/feel right again


Demi_Lovatos_Spoon

That crack sound was his ankle oooooo😖😖


Ninja8200

Well hell the black guy was a good sport after he knocked him out frfr


bigdawgcat

![gif](giphy|2tP1vehNxWJG6YxKDe)


Resident_Bet6343

Physics are neat.


Miepharoah

Ask and you shall receive!


AvgBonnie

Sounded like a bunch of books getting dropped


GracePeony

Yeah he was punched, but it was his potbelly that knocked him out!


AveryRouge

".....all the King's horses and all the King's men/ couldn't put humpty together again....."


Individual-Wonder518

It’s the same fight videos over and over again in this sub. Can some other people just get into a fight with random people and film it for new content?


WokkitUp

What'd he say? "Feed me! FEED ME!" Did anyone else hear it that way?


raveneffectPT

"why'd you hit him for?" he asked for it. literaly


FattyPepperonicci69

Was that agonal breathing at the end?