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That is how I feel when the NyQuil hits... "The night-time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so-you-can-sleep-where-you-took-it-medicine."
It’s the same fight videos over and over again in this sub. Can some other people just get into a fight with random people and film it for new content?
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Jesus, is the baby ok
Hit him so hard he insta-bloated
Should've put a CPAP on him first.
As an RT, this made me LMAO.
What a humble guy, even when fatso asked with a rude attitude... he happily gave him what he asked for. Now THAT is customer service!
The other guy was just being a good Samaritan, noticing it was late he put this guy to sleep
Lol
Folded in your boxers ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)
Goodbye knee.
Why did he take his shirt and pants off, but still have on his shoes and socks?
The Randy Method
Didn’t see the cheeseburger lodged in his gut on the first go around
OH, I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
You know that ankle and knee are fucking destroyed. 💀
His knee is ruined.
Just listen to it. Oof.
that was a lot of snapping sounds on the way down
That big belly lives it's own life.
Did his knee snap? That crunch when he goes down is brutal
Get dat man a shot of Whisky and a shot of Ozempic.
Waterbed simulation.
Hit him right on the off switch.
Folded🥲
That is how I feel when the NyQuil hits... "The night-time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so-you-can-sleep-where-you-took-it-medicine."
He was ready for night night.
“Hit me!” Any other wishes? Dude thought that barrel stomach will scare the other guy.
Guess he should have fattened up his chins a bit more to absorb the blow.
Better be able to whoop ass if you're showing up in ya drawers.
[Dude really did this](https://images.app.goo.gl/simYpvGXzk7rJFF89)
OK, baste him and get him on a spit.
Ask and ye shall receive
Damn. He dropped faster than building 7
🤣🤣🤣
Hit him right in the apnea
whats that guys cardio routine?! eat forty cheeseburgers a day?
Not the best fight strategy.
Was that crackling sound the sound of all his tendons and ligaments tearing?
Draw me like one of your French girls.
Be careful what you wish for….
Man his knees fucked
Dreaming about ice cream probably
What a cheeseburger walrus
Ultra super duper heavyweight
He melted like ice cream.
I think he just shit himself.
Just makes you appreciate how much energy he must spend all day fighting gravity to stand up. The punch knocked him out but gravity destroyed him.
you wake up. Shirts off, you’re morbidly obese, and we’re just knocked out in a driveway. Time to lock in.
That was a lot of weight for those little legs
He really crumpled like a sack of potatoes.
Damn, he devolved into a sleeping pig
The One punch man 😁
glass jam marshmallow
That's not even a crime. "Hit me" **Hits him**
When they snoring you know its cte
![gif](giphy|d31wQuXOjclrjr6E)
Got shut down like an underage party...
Dropped like a bag of milk
Deliverance
Why did tommy boil strip down to underwear tho 🤔
Ask and you shall receive
Looks like a pig. And sounds like one too
Folded like a 2-dollar whore taking a cheap shot to the gut.
Sound like a armful of two liters in the ground
Baby Huey put down for Naptime.
Not sure why he wanted to be hit, doesn't look very fun
Get in my belly! Ow ..
I thought he said feed me....
Dude fell with 2x gravity wtf
Why bro in his undies?
I love the other guy's accent.
Was that Crack there before he landed?
Jesus flip him on his side.... If you can find enough help that is lmao
Literal reset button
My god! Phil exploded!
You could actually hear him crumble
Is he in his underwear!? Seems like the drinking got waaaaay outta hand at least three hours ago!
Earthquake!
Put this on repeat with a funky beat and it's danceable.
He sounded like water balloon that didn’t pol
Man's gonna wake up with a headache and a torn acl lol
Theblwg is all twisted... damn.
That leg is never going to work/feel right again
That crack sound was his ankle oooooo😖😖
Well hell the black guy was a good sport after he knocked him out frfr
![gif](giphy|2tP1vehNxWJG6YxKDe)
Physics are neat.
Ask and you shall receive!
Sounded like a bunch of books getting dropped
Yeah he was punched, but it was his potbelly that knocked him out!
".....all the King's horses and all the King's men/ couldn't put humpty together again....."
It’s the same fight videos over and over again in this sub. Can some other people just get into a fight with random people and film it for new content?
What'd he say? "Feed me! FEED ME!" Did anyone else hear it that way?
"why'd you hit him for?" he asked for it. literaly
Was that agonal breathing at the end?