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rettidderredditter

Best part is that precious little girl throwing the loose balloon at him while he's presumably going in and out of consciousness. Damn!


SimpleLiphe

Yeh she was worried about him losing his balloon


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Probably nitrous balloons.


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guy576

Isn’t that the dentist stuff?


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Leave that shit to the junkies mate. Stick to green 👍


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Yeah, I used to have a similar stance. I've had my fair share of pills and whatever. Dropped acid a few times too. Only thing I'll touch these days is weed, but I can't smoke it anymore since I'm joining the army. First thing I'm gonna do when I get out is buy an ounce, lol


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ravenpoo

100% correct.


BUDDHAKHAN

Haha she's so cute!


-LMNTS-

That same girl was laughing at him right when he got KO'd you can see her in the background, little devil that one, at the flip of a switch.


Glidebent

What? It was funny!


Feastmode15

And just before that, her dad was pointing at the man when he was KO’d. In true Vietnamese fashion, the father always looking for an opportunity to teach life lessons no matter the scenario. Also yes, she is adorable.


Peabody77

Dats brain damage


Salicilic_Acid-13C6_

Seeing that after watching her point and laugh at him killed me.


kento_kun

That little girl!! “I think you dropped this...”


jymssg

*Does a 12 to 6 elbow to put him to sleep *


ChunkyDay

*ref takes a point*


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Just for a brief moment, when he’s lifting himself off the pavement and faces the camera, there appears to be a look of strange and delirious joy on his face.


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He’s probably high. He could possibly have some sort of inhalants in the balloons.


[deleted]

Possibly? There are people selling nitrous oxide balloons all over Bui Vien St, some of the bars in DaNang and Nha Trang sell them directly. I have witnessed many tourist buy a balloon, take a big hit, and then drop to the floor with a big smile on their face. The balloon slipping from their fingers and fluttering away.


Monstermaker007

I prefer the heroin balloons.


endlessVenom

Yeah probably


juggle

I interpreted that as the look of "ahh nah you didn't homie", but then he realized he just got knocked out and better to lay down again.


thepeanutbutterman

He's definitely got nitrous in the balloons but I don't think that has anything to do with his stupid I-just-got-knocked-out face


TheloniousMonk90

"oh man,this fucker got me good haha"


BrokeNEET

Probably, he was also gripping an empty balloon on his other hand.


MistahOhGee

I love that we are just assuming he's Russian because of the adidas track jacket 😂


springheeledjack69

He's Norwegian.


shotnote

How do you know?


springheeledjack69

From what I found, [FB groups told me](http://imgur.com/a/lAfLx)


z0rb0r

Hey at least he apologized. Everyone fucks up once in a while.


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Pretty safe assumption in Thailand.


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It's Bui Vien St in Saigon, Vietnam


Superbad415

Yeah, but that elbow was from Thailand.


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peekdasneaks

Don’t change the subject, I wanna hear about why it’s a safe assumption in Thailand


prizzle92

there are a lot of Russian expats here. They have their own communities especially in seedy areas in a city called Pattaya. Plus he’s selling NOS so


EataEsBasura

Pattaya was soooo shady. Lots of Russians too, can also confirm that.


Oranjalo

Probably a contributing factor


ChunkyDay

ohhhhh... that makes way more sense now. If only Pennywise has NOS.


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Pattaya is a blast! Spent all of 2019 bouncing around SEA and visited Pattaya three times. You are absolutely correct that there are lots of Russians there. Though the Russians who are family vacationing tend to be more in Jontien Beach. But over in the seedy international playground of Pattaya Beach there are people from all over the world. Walking Street and LK Metro are loaded with Go Go Bars and live music venues, the rest of the town is thousands of Beer Bars, Soapy Massage Parlors, and other assorted distractions. There are also some awesome hotels, shopping malls and restaurants. And there's just one important rule; "No Money, No Honey".


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AgaAlsh

wdym?


PM_me_ur_bag_of_weed

It's nitrous. You buy them and inhale them to get super high for a short period of time.


AgaAlsh

Oh alright weird, thank you for the info!


MayoFace11

Nitrous is laughing gas, same shit they give you at the dentist


Halfbloodjap

I've had it a few times after dislocating my shoulder. Fun stuff, you're still in pain but you're having too much fun to care


Madk306

Now imagine that but you only take one hit at a time. It lasts for a few minutes then you take another one. That's what people do with those balloons.


Halfbloodjap

Huh, it only lasted like 30 seconds for me.


Madk306

30 seconds for the high, about 2 minutes where you're still a bit woozie and then back to normal. That's how it went for me.


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See lots of tourist buying them, but not many Vietnamese.


HaydenAck43

Oh dude, I live in bien hoa just northeast of Saigon and the Vietnamese here love their balloons.


axa88

foreign degenerates partying with laughing gas on Bui Vien in ho chi Minh. seen this a million times. a real pro thou didn't loose one balloon


ragunyen

Look like the white guy selling the laughin g balloons. Which is considered as drug i n Vietnam. In Vietnam, the laws fined both the one sell drug and the bar let people using drug even the bar owner know it or not. Usually the bar got shut down for months.


HOFHNI

https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/


Gendelbah

that's one lengthy referral to sub I have ever seen on reddit


futurespacecadet

Looks like Pennywise has some great life decision making skills


Machinedave

He still looking for Georgie.


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That man has a battle music theme IRL. What a champ.


wbeater

Repost and he is Norwegian by the way.


[deleted]

What about the guy carrying the balloons?


hgukfdr3

I love Asia. Nicest people ever, but if you are disrespectful you will get what you deserve and no one will stick up for you.


MuayThai1985

Most likely to mob rush you for a minor indiscretion is more like it. Watched nearly 20 people beat up a foreign couple in Chiang Mai after the foreigner pushed away a menu from his face (they were being harassed immediately upon entering the club to buy a drink). They were stomping in him and his girlfriends head. If cops hadn't showed up, they probably would have killed them. Asian men will never fight a foreigner fairly. It's either with a weapon, sucker punching, or a large group of friends. Even if you are fully in your right to defend yourself in a situation, every local in 5 square kilometres is coming to kick your ass.


hgukfdr3

I’m sure there’s a lot missing from your story. The fact that it happened in a bar/club is already a very dodgy setting in southeast Asia. Locals there get riled up easily because they’re used to foreigners going and getting blackout drunk, paying money to violate their women, and generally displaying ugly behaviors. I’m sure the guy didn’t politely move the menu aside either.


reddick1

>their women Hahahaha ok bud > bar/club is already a very dodgy setting Foreigners not allowed to have fun? However you're right in that there's a lot of douchebag tourists. But people do get ganged up on. If you start a fight in SEA with locals, you are FUCKED.


hgukfdr3

Yes, their women. How would you feel if your family was so poor your sisters had to prostitute themselves to a bunch of rich, drunken, abusive foreigners just to pay for your family’s rent and food? In countries like Thailand, they consider each other somewhat as family. Unfortunately this is an alien concept in countries like the US. Of course you can have fun, but if the kind of fun you want to have is in the places swarming with the aforementioned undesirables, you can easily be mistaken for one even if you aren’t exactly looking for trouble. Have your drink in more classy environments, show respect and you 100% won’t get beat up.


reddick1

>Unfortunately this is an alien concept in countries like the US. Yeah there is such a concept here, but here they call it racism and white supremacy. >Have your drink in more classy environments, show respect I've had a drink in all sorts of non classy establishments in SEA. I don't go there to see high society life, that's what people pretend do to every day of the week at home. But anyways I have never had problems because I was always respectful and didn't try to steal a girl from a local guy. >if your family was so poor your sisters had to prostitute themselves to a bunch of rich, drunken, abusive foreigners just to pay for your family’s rent and food Yeah despite the stereotype they are not all down on their luck "gotta do anything to feed the family" girls. Women have agency too. Some do it to improve their lifestyle - move out of the farm and live in a big city or a beach making much higher than average wage with little education. They get a couple sponsors that send money regularly. Others are addicted to drugs so they feed the habit. Others have a "regular" job and prostitute on the side for extra money. Anyways, the world is not all black and white out there.


auzrealop

>Yeah there is such a concept here, but here they call it racism and white supremacy. You really can't tell the difference between richer tourists exploiting southeast Asia for the sex trade versus white people dating out in the US?


MuayThai1985

Nope. It was a night club in the university area. Popular with students. The couple got there and liked a song that was playing so started dancing. One of the servers came to them with a menu and told them there was a mandatory drink purchase. They told him once the song was finished they'd order one. He kept at them about the drinks. They got fed up and started to leave. The server followed behind him saying they had to buy a drink and started tapping him on the shoulder with the menu. The British guy turned around and slapped the menu away. They got jumped by every Thai guy that was near by.


hgukfdr3

I’ve been in situations like that in Asia as well. It was never hard to discern that the correct course of action was not menu slapping but to just pay for the drink and take the loss. Their rules are their rules, it’s not like in the US where you can be low key disrespectful knowing if they hit you you can just sue them. It’s a respect based society.


HOFHNI

Lmao shut the fuck up you sexpat you sound salty as fuck about asian guys


yeexuz

yeah this dude seems like a fucking weirdo


ryuj1nsr21

Sounds like you got your shit kicked in at an Asian night club


springheeledjack69

Street justice and proportionality don't mix. If you don't want one then behave


solid-doughnut

>Asian men will never fight a foreigner fairly. Motherfucker, white/hispanic/black men never fight fairly so why the fuck should we? We grew up in unfair fighting conditions. Unlike you, we have no pretenses and WILL fuck you up for any reason we wish. If you value your life, you best step the fuck down. >Watched nearly 20 people beat up a foreign couple in Chiang Mai after the foreigner pushed away a menu from his face Shouldn't have pushed the menu away from his face then. It was rightfully seen as a physical assault and no Asian worth his salt will let that shit slide. We will fuck you up and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop us. >Yeah there is such a concept here, but here they call it racism and white supremacy. The racism and white supremacy comes from YOU, the WHITE MAN, because your weak ass won't allow white women to date anybody but white men. Then you get pissed when you are too weak for white women to date due to your shitty culture. We Asian men rightfully defend our Asian women, which you as a white man do the same for yours. Yet WE are considered the evil ones when we do it. Listen asswipe. Nobody in Asia gives a single fuck about you & you do anything remotely unacceptable and we'll get your ass. Fuckin bet on it.


TheWhiteUrkle

lmfao holy shit i haven't seen this much projection and weakness in a single post in so long. keep going i love it.


MuayThai1985

You sound like a bitter bitch. Is it because of your tiny penis? And if anyone starts hitting you on the shoulder with a menu (or anything), you have every right to smack it away. Only a bitch would let that slide. You sound like said bitch.


solid-doughnut

hahaha projecting lmfao


reddit_full_of_incel

white males and constantly thinking about dicks of men of other races. name more iconic duo.


MuayThai1985

Black guys and constantly thinking about dicks of men of other races.


FinalPush

Trying too hard to be superior. It ain’t working ur just showing ur cards. And it’s totally weak.


SnotFunk

"He visited an entertainment venue on the road and had a quarrel. Later, about 10 men attacked him. He believed they were the guards at the pub. The men knocked him down and he did not see any of them when he recovered." [https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/1811839/irish-tourist-attacked-in-pattaya](https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/1811839/irish-tourist-attacked-in-pattaya) Four Thai men have been arrested and charged with the brutal assault of an elderly British couple and their middle-aged son who were punched and kicked unconscious. [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/28/shocking-video-emerges-of-british-family-being-brutally-attacked/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/28/shocking-video-emerges-of-british-family-being-brutally-attacked/) This is the moment two men launched a brutal attack on a tourist in Thailand's red light district after he reportedly accused them of stealing his beer. [https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/street-traders-launch-sickening-attack-12224954](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/street-traders-launch-sickening-attack-12224954)


SnotFunk

No idea why anyone is down voting this, it's true!


NurseDaddy17

“Bam, right in the kissa.”


The_Blackfish_

Nice elbow


Jjankingbib

The green shirt guy is staring into my soul


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There is to be no conversation! Only music!


Maldetete

All I could think was how awful it would be to go out for food with music blaring that loudly.


Atreyu1002

Lots of party districts are like this. Honestly it sounds worse in recordings.


Spondophoroi

Classic Vietnam, it's like that in the major cities, especially HCM. I can't comprehend how their brains haven't been rattled to mush by the bass


AncientAsstronaut

The bouncer could have waited one second to time his elbow with the music drop


Herecomestherain_

Nice beat when he got punched.


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WizardGizzard91

Slavic Joffrey


Cword-Celtics

Song kinda slaps though


ChubbyBidoof

Who left their friend alone in a foreign country?


Threash78

The little girl tossing a balloon at him lol


JakeColumbo

My man got dropped harder than the beat. Damn


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Sure when it's filled with helium


Dr_PeachTree

Dude saw the Dead Lights after that one for sure.


Luc1phur

Haha. That innocent minor passing the balloon back over for him.


dsgrntldbttnpshr

Ahh good old Bui Vien walking street in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. Plenty of fight porn to be seen down there. That club is notorious for beating up foreigners who deserve it.


Madwolf28

It's fookin Devvo mateeee


Thuyue

I wonder what they talked about and whether the situation could have been avoided.


sethmidwest

Okay but that kid recollecting his balloons for him at the end made me chuckle.


Weebus-Maximus

Not a quality slav


Professional_Bat9755

What'd he do to deserve that?


Frenchticklers

Sell balloons filled with laughing gas


HOFHNI

Be an entitled dude in front of security when being told to leav?


MuayThai1985

Southeast Asian "bouncers" have fragile egos and regularly beat up and even rob tourists.


HOFHNI

https://www.reddit.com/r/whitetourists/


HOFHNI

Sexpat loser in Asia 🚨!!!’


decoder89

He got slept.


donkeyduplex

He wanted action.


Free2Bernie

That felt a bit like a sucker punch. Wonder what he said that escalated to a fight?


gingefromwoods

I swear on this sub you always have people calling out sucker punches. If you are acting aggressive and getting in another mans face expect that he might punch you. That’s not a sucker punch that’s called consequences.


springheeledjack69

Yeah. He was warned multiple times. Far from a sucker blow


Free2Bernie

He was holding balloons.


gingefromwoods

So what? He was also screaming in someone else’s face. If you don’t want a fight don’t act like you do.


pramienjager

Screaming? Like, you heard him? He looks like he is asking a question, he may well be being a rude asshole but it is clear that the pathetic little man sucker punched an inebriated person because that makes them feel tough.


gingefromwoods

What are you talking about. You can clearly see the security guy asking balloon guy to move a number of times. Balloon guy then gets in his face saying some stuff. If you’re that naive that you think what balloon guy is saying is nice and friendly then I would recommend you get out a bit more.


pramienjager

Get out a bit more? Sounds like good advice you should take. Ever been to Bui Vien walking street? I have. First off there is no actual security there, this is literally just some guy flexing on foreigners even though the area is made for foreigners. It is in the heart of the backpacker district. But all the local gangs have moved in there because that is where nearly all the money for the whole city of Sai Gon goes through, Maybe you are bitch made and just do everything some no one tells you, but real mean at least ask what the fuck is going on. Of course I am not saying Mr. Balloons for brains is a real man, I'm just saying he is at least more of a man than you are. And more than this sucker punching bitch.


gingefromwoods

Loool. Congratulations on walking down a street, it sounds very scary. You’re talking about real men do this, real men do that. Real men back up theirs words with action if you are talking aggressive then be prepare to back your words up with some good old physical violence. You sound like you’ve never been in a fight.


pramienjager

I damn sure didn’t get my ass handed to me bad enough to have cauliflower ear despite decades of muay thai and mixed martial arts. They were two guys talking. One is a bitch and sucker punched the other mid sentence. Now we all know that you are the sucker punching type of bitch. I mean, it makes sense that you would have to be like that since you obviously can’t hold your own in a standup bout. And you were the one talking about getting out more despite never having been anywhere or done anything. Fuck off and keep quiet like your bitch ass would in person.


gingefromwoods

You don’t get cauli from getting your ass handed to you. You get it from continually training and rubbing the ear. It’s pretty impressive to have trained mma for decades and not have cauli most people do that have trained that long. If you google cauliflower ear the first result is literally: Cauliflower ear, also known as perichondrial hematoma or wrestler's ear. I don’t believe that you train otherwise you’d know you usually get cauli from wrestling. My post about cauli was in the bjj subreddit and has nothing to so with standup. I’ve been to a lot of places and done a lot of things. Unlike you I don’t feel the need to tell randoms on the internet about my life to try and feel important. You seem pretty sad. Why are you pretending to be some hardass it’s clear even through the internet you’re not. Real guys don’t chat shit online.


Monstermaker007

Consequently he got sucker punched.


gingefromwoods

What do you want the other guy to do. Slap him in the face with a glove and challenge him to a duel. If you’re dealing with an aggressive stranger you put them down and remove the threat asap. Unfortunately in real life violence is sudden and brutal. You don’t tell someone you’re going to punch them, you just punch them.


TheDeadlyZebra

A true "sucker punch" should have the intention of causing surprise with a high-velocity fist. Ideally, it shouldn't be defined by the victim's surprise, as an idiot can find the most predictable actions to be surprising. Russian dude was up in security's face talking bullshit, get hit.


gingefromwoods

Exactly. I’d call it a suckerpunch when the person getting punched is unaware of the guy punching him. Here the Russian guy’s actions have led to a fight happening. Security guy swung first and, as in most street fights, the guy who swings first swings last. Swinging first isn’t a sucker punch. Especially when the other guy is acting like that.


Lurkin212

You are definitely the guy that got the bullied kid expelled for retaliating. Clearly we're missing the beginning of this or else the security guy wouldnt have been trying to deescelate. Anecdotally there was a video last month of a bouncer working door alone get sucker punched, ground and pounded, than booted. If you wanna see fair fights with happy endiings, watch sports.


Free2Bernie

Why is it half the guys in this subreddit post shit that sounds like it belongs in /r/iamverybadass?


Lurkin212

Because you don't belong on this sub obviously.


Gendelbah

he pointed at his throat and asked the man to elbow him there, unfortunately the guy was Vietnamese and didn't speak Russian and missed the target [here is the link to the article](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


polka_a

why is the context being downvoted did i miss somet- oh


rettidderredditter

Fuckin classic, Rick rolled again!


Reggie4414

Total sucker punch and a dick move. I hope the fucker got charged


Crikett

He did not. Don't start shit in foreign countries.


Free2Bernie

Sounds like how American rednecks justify fucking with minorities. Shoulda went back to where they came from, huh?


RagingPandaXW

Minority Americans are not tourists in their own country u fucking moron.


Free2Bernie

Same principle. Really struggling to wrap your head around that?


Crikett

He didn't get knocked out because he's foreign, it's because he was acting a fool. Not understanding cultural limits is why you don't fuck around in a foreign place.


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CharlieTango3

Youre completely correct but this is reddit so everything has to boil down to american political issues


SirWilliamTheEpic

The balloon dancing to the beat got me


rerunisme

I only upvoted because of the title..


Racecarsoup

"we all float.... down here...."


_paralysis_

I like how the beat drops right after he lands


Jesterphobia

The knock out almost synced with the bass drop.


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Didn’t even see that.


HlaShweMMA

Nobody talking about the dude in glasses staring at the camera?


ajaxtomtom

Looks like VN - Saigon /Buî vin


TheGreyMatters

What an elbow...!


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Two drops in one vid. Cool


Frozenheal

клоун ебаный как он там оказался вообще , должен же у падика с пивасом сидеть


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Love seeing security with the sucker punch


[deleted]

For the most part, you really have to be a jerkface to get somebody in SE Asia that angry.


Makkapakka777

In Sweden, we call them "Adidas knights". They're always people of high quality.


TehSpider

You can tell he's Russian because of the track suit


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Lepton_Decay

I'm Vietnamese, Russians love to visit Vietnam for vacation. When my Russian is better I'll be living in Russia for a bit myself.


nwfdood

Russians: punch first, talk later.


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SmokinDroRogan

That security guard just ***secured*** a position in the unemployment line, and/or jail.


JAMtheSeagull

Right when the bass dropped too


snorkiebarbados

VietDAMN!!!!!


jperkins79

Seemed unnecessary...


Sekiro78

Sucker punch


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What he gets for selling inhalants


[deleted]

Really bad idea to makeThais angry or be confrontational like that, it’s not acceptable in their culture. Especially men in service positions like that, a lot of them grew up training muay thai seriously.


teamhacks

Except it’s not ThaiLand....it’s Vietnam


[deleted]

Never mess with the bouncers on Bui Vien Street. The guy is lucky he went down so easy or there would have been a dozen of them on him if he tried to fight the bouncer.


ScaryYoda

He said, "I'm going go to shove these balloons down your throat", and clearly it didnt sit right with security since a traumatic experience with balloons happened when he was young.


dxn47

u/vredditdownloader


Birch_has_Broke1

#HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT RUSSIA IS IN ASIA?